I wake up in the middle of the night due to moaning. Probably one of us stretching, but it's not coming from this room. It's the other one. Probably Lucas sighing in his sleep...eh. But no...now it's in here...wait, why am I itchy...AAAAAAAAAAH! BEDBUGS! I wake up in a heaping pile of sweat. Just a Dream...Time must go fast here or something, because it's already daytime. I remember going to bed at, like, midnight... or I just don't remember.

AAAAAAAAANYWHO...I wake up, with my ponytail looking like I just went on a super fast roller coaster, so that means I had a good sleep. Everything doesn't open up (cafeteria, training room, field) until around 11 a.m., and it stinks. I open the door that's in between both of our rooms, to tell Lucas good morning and stuff, when I realize something...Lucas...wasn't there! I ran into Shulk, who was coming into our side to tell me that Lucas was missing. Nobody was in the bathroom, nobody was in the mini kitchen, so...where could he be? Pit was also panicking because Ness wasn't there either...and there brothers...YEAH I DON'T KNOW HOW OR WHY, BUT THEY ARE BROTHERS. So I go to comfort him, but I'm unable to, because I break into tears of panic too.

Lucas always told me he liked to take a morning walk before all the facilities open, so I checked outside and he wasn't there. "Well, umm...AAAAAAAAAH WHAT DO I DO!?!?!?" Pit said, as he was curled up into a ball on his bunk bed. Robin came over and questioned why she heard so much noise (We have 2 Robin's. One is a boy and one is a girl. They look practically identical.) We both explained our purposes for panicking, and she understood, and said that (boy) Robin used to run away when he was a teen all the time, but he wouldn't go far. Just to a friend's house or to the local town square.

So that got me thinking, Maybe they just went to another room. But who's? Lucas is extremely timid and shy, so where would he go? BUT WAIT, THE FRONT CAMPUS IS ALWAYS OPEN, MAYBE THEY WENT THERE! I asked Robin (female) to check all the rooms, and the rest of us would check the front campus. Robin (female) agreed, and we went on the search.

45 minutes later, I spot a clue. Footprints in the dirt leading to an orchard of trees. The same prints as the one on Lucas's shoes. Me and Pit searched for around 20 minutes. Then, I spot the most obscure, crazy, most unexpected thing I could ever see my brother And Ness do.

NESS. KISSED. LUCAS.

NO, THINK IM JOKING? O-OR DID I STUTTER? I SAW IT WITH MY TWO OWN SUNSET MOON EYES, AND IT WAS WEIRD, A FULL BLOWN MAKE-OUT SESSION!!! "PIT WHERE THE HOLY HECK ARE YOU?! THIS IS CRAZY!" I texted him. Within at least three seconds, he was there, behind a tree with me, watching all this go down. A few moans here and there, but it was wei- WAIT I'M GETTING OFF TOPIC, LUCAS ISN'T GAY! But ness kissed him, so that means he's gay. I texted all of my friends in a group chat entitled "Search for Ness and Lucas elite squad." Here's what was said:

Pastelli: HOLY HECK GUYS, CALL SIMON TO CLEAN MY EYES OUT WITH HOLY WATER, BECAUSE THIS IS INSANE! *video of ness and lucas*

Mewtwo: UUUH...Mine too...

Shulk: Consider it done. Simon is on his way.

I sigh a huge sigh of relief, but the boys hear me, and they investigate. "Why did you open your mouth like that?!" Pit quietly whispers to me. "I don't know! I'm just relie-" it's too late, Ness has his hands shaped like a gun pointed at me, about to use PK Fire, to turn me into a pastel dragon-cat chicken! (Oh yeah...I'm quarter dragon, quarter cat, quarter human and quarter physic.)"N-NO!" I hear a sweet, icy voice come from behind Ness, and Lucas was in shock and disbelief, almost in tears. I'm the last bit of family he has. I want to say this out loud, but I don't want to be in a heaping pile of tears. Ness hates my guts, because I'm "too protective" with Lucas, but who wouldn't be, with an adopted brother who's family has practically been destroyed. Ness also doesn't know that I adopted him, so yeah. The Search for Ness and Lucas Elite squad Simon and Robin come out, (T.S.F.N.A.L.E.S CONSISTS OF SHULK, MEWTWO, ME, PIT, PALUTENT, ROBIN (female), CLOUD, AND SEPHIROTH.) and they are in C O M P L E T E S H O C K! Cloud and Lucas are both part of the "Blonde Orphans club", and cloud is the therapist, so he is the most calm. Don't know what that has to do with anything!

Anyways, ima keep this short and sweet! Pit talked his way out of Ness shooting me, Lucas couldn't calm down, so Cloud helped him, and I gave the biggest hug of my life to somebody I care about, Lucas.

Authors note: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE IM ONLY 12 AND I WRITE GOOD FANFIC HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEH :D