Naruto moved swiftly from the cave into his home village, which is hidden in and amongst leaves. He knew that he had a herculean task fighting snake man without his best friend Sasuke. He hadn't trained his body for violence since the end of the last ninja war. His diet regimen also needed an overhaul. The obvious step was to deploy calories.
Naruto decided that a ramen muckbang was the logical solution to his problem. A body with no ramen is like a truck with no diesel, aka an empty vessel.
Naruto sprinted as fast as his foxy legs could carry him. He saw blood in the form of noodle. Calories called out to him like his deceased yet ghostly parents, aka his mother and father in his chest with the fox thing. He only had twelve hours to force calories down before Orochimaru slithered into the village to turn it gray and whatnot. He kicked open the curtain.
"Get me a booth and one of everything. That's right. One. Of. Everything."