Afro Samurai

Narration given by Ninja Ninja

"Whoa! Now who expected this to happened?

Not my boi, Afro that's for sure?

I mean one minute, he's chillin' on a mountain top in the middle of nowhere the we were suddenly transported onto this weird ass skull and fighting this mechanical alien hybrid mofo with crazy strong tentacles who called himself "Brainiac".

He was one strong and smart dude but he was no match for my #1 Headband wearing homie anyhow.

With that mofo sliced in two and got impaled through the chest with his four tentacles, we had no way of getting home this weird helmet wearing magician calling himself "Dr. Fate" was killed by that psychopath before we showed up.

And to be honest, I was okay with that. As long as those out there know not to mess with us, of course.

Sadly, that is what ended up happening as this weird portal made out of what looked like blood appeared in front of us and this big, red, ugly motherf#%ker with a red lantern came walking out of it.

At first, my dude was seconds away from offing him when the red dude used some weird magic to stop him from doing so using some kind of weird magic from this red ring he had on him.

He calls himself "Atrocitus" and he told us that he was apart of this cult called "The Red Lantern Corps" and that he wanted to recruit my homie since we defeated the mass murderer Brainiac.

I begged and pleaded him not to join these red clad assholes but he ignored me by saying:

"I don't really know why you want to recruit me into your group but as long as I can be left alone once I kill whoever needs killing, I'll do it."

I couldn't help but look on horrified as Afro donned the Ring of Rage as it's magic warped his appearance like some kind of blood filled tornado of magic.

When Actrocitus taught him the oath, that horrified me even more.

"With blood and rage of crimson red,

Ripped from a corpse so freshly dead,

Together with our hellish hate,

We'll burn you all--that is your fate!"

"My God, it was like the Headband wars but on an interstellar level.

As I traveled with my dude to Actrocitus's home planet, I knew that Afro wasn't the same anymore. He was a Red Lantern now.

But some weird reason, I feel that these Red Lanterns are going to regret recruiting Afro as if the death of Sword Master, most of his dojo friends, the reunion and death of Jinno, slicing that android that looked just like him, fighting style and everything in half and anyone else who got in his way when he went after killed Justice and even after that...

Is that you can't stop a guy who's already has nothing else to lose."

[Afro unsheathes his sword at points it at him threateningly.]

"Shut up."