I do not own Re:Zero or any of the Characters in this Story.
Crack!
"Ahhh, that felt good." The Witch of Wrath, Minerva, popped her shoulder to get rid of her stiffness, all while being over a kilometer off the ground.
Minerva was returning home after a week of being away from the Mansion. She had caught wind that a village to the north had been raided recently, and the village was still recovering. Before anyone knew it, Minerva blasted off Team Rocket style and made her way to the village as fast as she could.
Once Minerva arrived at her destination, the Wrathful Witch immediately got to work, healing every injured person she could find in an instant. However, like clockwork, Minerva had drained to much Mana from the environment, and as the Od Laguna went to replish the lost Mana, a Hurricane occurred in a large town to the west.
Minerva went to go heal the people there, and a disaster occurred again, and again, and again.
On the Sixth time, A tsunami struck in an uninhabited area, and thus no people were injured, so Minerva could finally go back to the Mansion.
Despite unable to cause damage to any living being, Minerva possesses incredible Strength and Speed, allowing her to cross over half a dozen of kilometers in a single leap, Such Physical capabilities were only surpassed by Volcanica and (unfortunately) Reid Astrea.
CRASH!
Minerva had landed on the Mansions grounds, creating a big crater in the process.
"It'll be good to see the others after a Week, hopefully Subaru didn't overuse his Authority again. I'll be so angry if he did something reckless and make Satella cry!"
Satella was Minerva's best friend, She had tried to visit the Half-Elf when she could, but Healing sprees and Satella's situation got in the way most of the time. So when Minerva found out Satella had befriended Subaru, a foreign teenager who seemingly appeared out of nowhere, it definitely raised some eyebrows, especially Minerva's.
The Witch of Wrath was understandably worried that Subaru would try to take advantage of Satella's lack of social skills and try to force himself on her, but no. Subaru had been content to take things slow, and it wasn't until a few months ago that they started to become more intimate. When Satella was sad or lonely, Subaru hugged her until she felt better. If Satella wasn't feeling well, then he always stepped up to take care of her.
Minerva still didn't fully trust Subaru, until he decided to inherit the Authority of Envy so Satella wouldn't be burdened by its power, but that was a story for another time...
Right when Minerva reached the front door, she swung both doors wide open, ready to proclaim her return.
Instead, she was met with pure Chaos...
The Mansion was a complete mess, and in the main room were the others, currently engaged in a... Minerva didn't even know what to call 'this'...
Sehkmet and Carmilla were off to the side, obviously trying to out of the conflict. Typhon was suspended in the air, flailing around and trying to get down, all while screaming for her Mom to let her go.
Satella was currently holding Echidna in a choke hold, to which the Witch of Greed was in the process of screaming profanities at the Half-Elf.
Lastly were Daphne and Subaru. The former was stuck on the ceiling, with her Centipede Coffin being partially forced through the ceiling and desperately trying to get unstuck. Subaru on the other hand, was currently holding a two slices of what he called 'Pizza' and hold his other hand up to Daphne, meaning that he was using his Authority to keep her in place.
"And just like that, The Warlock of Envy scores another victory, and has earned the last two Pizza slices for me and Ella." Subaru smirked, clearly proud of his victory.
Minerva was stunned to say the least, but her Wrath began to boil and rise, and then it was ready to erupte.
"WHAT. THE HELL. IS THIS?!?!?!?" The Witch of Wrath screamed out, releasing a shockwave and getting the attention of all the other residents.
"Aw Crap." Subaru whimpered.