This is literally a drabble about Percabeth (whose characterization is 100% based off my parents) bickering over what movie to watch… don't me if it's bad.
"Hey, Seaweed Brain?"
"Yeah, Wise Girl?"
"What do you want to watch?"
"What do you want to watch?"
"I asked first."
"Well, I answered that question."
Annabeth stared at her boyfriend from her place on the couch. "That doesn't even make sense, you know that, right?"
Percy shrugged. "Eh. But didn't you say that you wanted to watch that movie about Mars earlier? So why are we even having this discussion?"
"I did, and do, I suppose."
Confused and a bit amused, Percy asked, "Then why don't we just watch that?"
"Because I wanted to see if you wanted to watch anything!" She replied indignantly.
Her boyfriend threw his hands into the air. "Well, clearly, I don't want to watch anything right now! So let's just watch the Martian!"
Annabeth scoffed. "Well, fine, then!"
"Fine!"
"Fine!"
The couple's "arguing" was quickly forgotten about once they turned on the television and saw Mark Watney perform surgery on themselves. The movie ended with the two cuddled on the couch together, hands in the popcorn bowl.