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Chapter 3: Ferrets, hats, and a crazy old man.
Harry and Ron are having a good time chatting when the trolley lady came by and asked if they wanted anything off the cart. Harry bought a lot of sweets because he never had any of this type of sweets. When Harry grabbed to open a box of Bertie bott's every flavor beans Ron warned "be careful with those when they say every flavor they mean it. Fred said that one time he got a bean that tasted like troll snot." Harry with new found caution gingerly grabbed a bean and popped it into his mouth. As soon as he tasted the bean he spited it out. "What flavor did you get?" Ron asked Harry who was trying to get the taste out of his mouth. "I don't know but something about it tasted familiar and made me feel like I needed to puke my breakfast up. The flavor Harry got was imp baby food but he doesn't know that.
Harry and Ron started a game of how many beans can you have before you have a bad one. Harry managed to win by getting 18 flavors that weren't terrible while Ron got 13 that weren't terrible. The bean Ron got was corned beef flavored. Eventually Harry turned his attention to the other sweets and offers Ron to have some. Ron at first didn't want anything but upon seeing what his mom packed he decided to take Harry up on his offer.
After a few hours later Ron tells Harry about a spell his older brother George told him that could turn his rat scabbers yellow. When he was about to show Harry a girl with Bushy brown hair came in asking about a boy's missing toad. "Are you about to do magic? If you are let us see it." The bushy haired girl says while coming further into the compartment. Ron looks sheepish for a sec and continues. "Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, turn this stupid, fat rat yellow." Well all that came out of his wand was sparks that hit the poor rat. "Is that even a real spell?" The girl asked. "Like to see you do better." Ron replied. The girl raised her wand and pointed to Harry's glasses and said "Oculus Reparo." The spell repairs Harry's glasses and out does Ron's attempt at magic. The brown haired girl turns to both Harry and Ron and asked "What are your names? Mine is Hermione Granger." Ron was the first to pipe up "Mine is Ronald Weasely." Then she turned to Harry and said "and you?" Harry reply's "Mine is Harry Potter." When she heard his name she told him about how she read about him in some magical history book and kept talking about different things that she had read about the the magical world.
Harry gained that Hermione was an avid book worm. Eventually she leaves to continue the search for the boy's missing toad. A few hours later a boy with very pale skin and platinum blonde hair followed by two other boys who were large. They walked on either side of the pale boy. "I heard that Harry Potter was supposed to be sitting in this compartment. Are you Harry Potter?" The pale boy drawled on while looking at Harry. "Yes I am Harry Potter. Who are you?" Harry asked the pale boy who and is reminded of the snobby higher ups in hell from the way this guy talked. The only difference is that this boy is not as intimidating as the overlords. "My name is Malfoy, Draco Malfoy. I can already guess who you are by your flame red hair and freckles. Your a filthy Weasley your family is too large as it is." Malfoy introduced himself like James Bond and insulted Ron's family. Ron was about to get up and do something but the two cronies which Malfoy introduce as Cabbe and Goyle. They cracked their knuckles and Ron sat down.
Malfoy had a smug look on his face and turned to Harry. "I would pick your friends carefully Potter you don't want to end up with a bad bunch." Malfoy stated in his drawing voice. Harry in response walked up to Malfoy and stared him straight in his eyes and says "I think that I can figure that out on my own. Oh yeah one more thing." when Malfoy was about to say was cut off by a punch straight to his nose. "That's what you get for insulting my friend's family. Now get out!" Harry says to Malfoy who now had a nosebleed from Harry's punch. The two idiots tried to hit Harry back for hurting their 'boss' but ended up getting punched in the guts by Harry. They leave after that not wanting to get hit anymore.
"Blimey Harry that was cool. Thanks for stepping up for me back there. I think we are getting close to school so we should get changed" in agreement with that Harry and Ron got changed. They didn't have any other interruptions for the whole train ride after Malfoy left. They checked If everything they packed is still in the trunks. When they reach the station they follow the group of first years to a tall giant of a man. The man turned out to be Hagrid and he led the first years to boats. They crossed the lake to the castle.
Skipping to when Harry is getting sorted brought to you by little kid Octavia
A tall women professor named professor McGonagle call is the first years to follow her to the great Hall. You didn't tell Sam to line up in a single file line in alphabetical order and when they get called to come forward to the stool and sit on it and put a hat on their head. When I finally came time for Harry to get sorted the crowd started to whisper. When harry put the hat on his head he hears a voice in his mind "Well aren't you a interesting one. I have never seen someone as interesting as you. Now where to put you? You are very loyal to your friends and you would do well in Hufflepuff. Sadly you are very brave for a little badger and would do fine in Gryffindor as well. You have a certain cleverness that would let you flourish in slytherin." The hat mused. From the train ride Ron told Harry that Slytherin is where all the dark wizards have came from. Harry and his mind pleaded "Please not slytherin. Please not slytherin. Please not slytherin." The hat response was "Well then if not slytherin you will be Gryffindor!" With a shout the hat let out the last part.
When Harry got to the Gryffindor tableTwo people who look like they were related to Ron and looked identical were cheering "we got a Potter we got Potter!" When the hall calm down after the events of hairy sorting a tall old man with half moon spectacles and a long silver repeats that up from the center of the table where all the teachers were and said "Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! Thank you." And he sat down while food appeared on the plates before them.
"Is he mad?" Harry ask a older teen who look like Ron was related to him. "Some people say he is but others think that he is wise. My name is Percy. Nice to meet you by the way." Percy explains to him. Before Harry takes a bite out of his food that he put on his plate he checks it if it was poison without anyone noticing. Harry did this because of years of living in hell told him you could never be too careful. Finding that his food was not poison he began to eat it. After everyone was done eating Dumbledore bedtime a good night and all the first years followed the prefects to the hidden entrance to their dorms. When they got there all the first year boys were too tired and they went to four poster bed that had their luggage at the foot of it and change into their pajamas and went to bed. Waiting for the first day of school.
Hey guys this is where I'm going to end it. I hope you guys liked it please leave a review because it does help me with ideas and how to not make my wedding as cringe as it is. I had fun writing this. Still wondering who should pare up with Harry loona or Octavia. I already had one person say that they wouldn't mind seeing Harry X Octavia pairing and I would like to hear your opinion. Well anyways tootles!!!
Ps. When Harry is in hell he can use magic because the trace doesn't work in hell. Also who is going to stop him from using magic down there anyways?