Chapter three of Naruto's adventures and the quest to bring him home. Please enjoy.

Rozu was now sure she was in an ero-dream of the toad... or one of his more darker ideas that the pervert got around sex. The cop Bruce was nice... but his companions, team in his words, weren't like any bloodline holding clan she had ever met. Jenny had blue hair and seemed to be a real rulebook gal and was in Bruce's terms his alpha after his first died in a shootout with a team. Not to be confused with teams of what he called pokegirls but teams as in the names of people equivalent to missing nin gangs.

June had pointed ears, Flare looked like a red and orange Inuzuka clan member with more dog or wolf traits. A human turtle Katherine and a more spider like girl named Alex. Bruce said they weren't humans but pokegirls, made during the Revenge Wars. The frist war being the war against Sukebe while the following years were more of clean up with nations reorganizing themselves and fighting the remaining armies of Pokegirls that were going feral. Rozu, Ino and Sasuke listened with interest as Bruce explained the world and the laws that they would have to follow as he took them to the ranch, the closest thing around to get them pokegirls.

They had tried to argue they didn't need them, as all three were accomplished Battlers themselves but Bruce was adamant that they did so.

"Listen, Sasuke can probably survive this world without a pokegirl because he is a human male. You two ladies aren't so fortunate. There is a black market for human females that do not undergo thresholding as well as a market for pure human breeds. Even if you have powers from your dimension the fact that they come from inheritance and not from genetic breeding with pokegirls, you'll be snatched up faster than you can scream. By being a tamer you both can have a measure of safety and have more resources available in case something ever happens."

Her companions and her talked it over and agreed that having more resources and access to a greater database, piped in by Jenny, would help them find their target. Now the members of team seven found themselves in the back of the 'patrol car' with Bruce driving and Jenny in 'shotgun'. It had given them pause when four of Bruce's teams banished into flashes of red but Bruce explained they were only in his pokeballs, similar to how a sealing scroll worked.

"You kids don't mind if I turn on the radio?" Jenny asked the team who were squished in the back seat of the vehicle.

Ino did a half hearted shrug do to her position in the car. "Go ahead, it's your radio."

Smiling Jenny turned it on. "-ma takes down her opponent with a well-placed ember attack! This makes the fifth pokegirl down in the fight and our reigning Champion has used only used one pokegirl! Look at that shiny fur coat and tell me you can't see that care and dedication between two partners Alice."

"Yes James, Kurama is the frist and alpha of the team of pokegirl used by our hero of the team civil war nearly four to five years ago. Starting out as a Kitsune she has made it her personal goal to become more powerful than the legendary members of the darkness engine! But is her fiery passion well-placed or will she be blasted away with the last member of the rookie team?"

"Sounds like something we hear during the chunnin exams." Sasuke commented as he listened to the radio. It had been jolting to hear of a Kyuubi but he had relaxed as it probably was another pokegirl type. He was hoping to get more information about the world after becoming a trainer and if these girls were as powerful and loyal to their master as what Bruce said, he could make a harem for himself to face his brother and also restore his clan with more power to his descendants.

"-iled folks! That surf and whirlpool really did a combination on her. What's this? Naruto seems to have-""Did he just say Naruto!?" Rozu explained as she leaned forward to get closer to the radio as if it would repeat what it just said.

"Yep, Naruto Uzumaki. He's the reigning champion in both regular battles and sex battles." Jenny said with a dreamy sigh while Bruce chuckled and focused on driving. "He started his journey at the ranch where we're taking you. A nice guy too, any pokegirl is lucky to spend a night with him."

"Didn't you tell me you wish to handcuff him to the hood of my car and give him a bj to test if he's drunk?" Asked Bruce who got slapped on the arm from an embarrass Jenny.

"Dobe... is a champion?" Sasuke asked his teammates, stunned as they are.

"Makes logical sense if you think about it. He couldn't become a ninja so he went for the next best thing apparently." Ino summarize their thoughts as she wondered how they would get to him to convince him to go home.

"Sssshhhhh!" Hushed Jenny before turning back to the radio.

"-and Kurama has done it again! A perfect KO of all six Pokémon! What's this? I'm sorry folks it's seems the rookie is leaving the arena without the traditional handshake between tamers in rage! James what do you think of this as the league team of Joys enter the field to help the Champion pokegirl and the Feraligarter that is left in that crater?"

"I'm telling you honey that Naruto doesn't like it one bit. He's now yelling at the rival tamer... oh! There goes the punch and the Jenny 'gals are now dragging the angry trainer away. Naruto is getting up from the blow with a soft smile of pity and that trainer is now screaming he'll get revenge for his father. It's sad folks but I doubt he'll keep his license to tame much longer. and now a word from our sponsors-" Click.

"Idiot. Who throws a punch at a champion because he's trying to teach you to be better." Bruce crumbled as he turned from the forest road onto a regular paved road. "We'll be there in ten minutes kids."

Rozu looked out the window and blushed at the sight of so many females wearing nearly nothing in the field. Their breasts were huge and she could see more pointed eared human lookalike pokegirls. Jenny, seeing her expression in the mirror chuckled.

"Those are the ranch's milktits and the elves belong to the queen of the forest who lends for the protection of the milktits. You never know when a feral or a bandit will try and steal one." Jenny waved a hand at an elf who nodded her head as they drove past. "Their milk is quite good but I'll avoid the stuff that effects your chests and asses ladies."

"Huh?" Ino was confused. "What do you mean?"

"Milktits can make special milks that can alter individuals physiology granting them larger butts and boobs... or Massive ones that impairs functionality. They also can make milk that can make individual lactate when they otherwise cannot."

Ino and Rozu blushed, dropping the subject even as they looked at each other's chests.

'Would mine become larger than Tsunade?' They thought as they tried to think of themselves with huge chests.

The rest of the drive was in silence as the occupants of the car were lost in their thoughts. For the team they were concerned about how they would get even get close to Naruto. as for the officers they were contemplating the future of the region based on what they heard. The trainer that attacked Naruto was influential in the criminal underworld and had friends in high places.

These thoughts were on the mind of one tired pokegirl ranch owning Denmother as she washed the dishes as Bruce drove up. She and her family weren't helpless as she had been a champion level pokegirl in her prime, but the mature pokewoman knew that age and lack of constant honing of her skills through battling would cost her in a fight with a younger gal with a serious tamer. And with how teams operated she admitted to herself all she could do was slow them down to protect her family.

"You still there?" A voice said over the phone speaker. She had been doing dishes when the call came and had been talking to the individual before her thoughts had turned. "Mom? Hello?"

The denmother giggled. "Of course I am Naruto. It's not everyday that I get to talk to a champion after all, even if he's my adopted son."

"Mom, you know that I will talk to you whenever I can and after a match these days." Naruto's voice came with merriment. He still recalled the day she had asked him if he wanted a mother and he said yes. It helped set him on his journey as a tamer. "I'll come on by when I can to say hi to you after aunt Remy has given birth. Dad is still up the walls in worry."

"He always was a worrywort. Make sure to tell him I'll need a taming session soon." The denmother smiled at the news of another niece or nephew. "How long till?"

"Joy says any day up to next week. And yes, I'll tell dad. I'll drag him to you so you'll be safe from going feral. How in the name of Sukebe was he a master champion I- Ow! Dad!"

"Your going to regret that Naruto. I'll show you how this old man can be a veteran champion!"

"Dream on ya old fart! You-click"

"My boys." Shaking her head she finished doing the dishes and walked to the entrance to great her guests. As she did so she paused at a collection of image of her and Naruto plus the rest of the family the day he left to start his journey with Kurama...

-Six years ago, ranch-

Naruto whined as his adopted mother fussed over his pack as his aunts and father figure laughed at their places around the living room. Kyuubi, once his prisoner inside the seal, was pouting and being held by the nightnurse beta of his father. The bijuu was still upset about losing his tails, although Naruto was told that the fox had a mental fit when he became a she. It had been a little over three months since they had arrived at the ranch but both of them wanted to explore the world. For Naruto it was the talk about old battles between tamers his father had fought. For Kyuubi it was aunt Wū as she was a full nine tail fox who was Kyuubi's mentor.

"Mom! I have everything including the extra toilet paper you insisted on!"

"Not quite ready yet Naruto." Reaching behind the couch his father took out a wooden fishing rod. He handed it gently to Naruto. "In my family's history of tamers, before going on a journey the new tamer must use a rod hand crafted by his elders to capture his first pokegirl. This symbolizes our connection and the mystery of the journey you shall embark on."

Naruto took the rod and looked over the fine carvings that danced on the wood. "...Thank you."

"No need for thanks, it's yours now. Come, let's take a moment for a family photo then we'll see what sort of a quest you'll go on."

Naruto and the rest of the family got into postion as the hired photographer, a camgirl, took the shot. "On three say taming! One...two...three!"

"Taming!" Shouted the family with smiles, Naruto at the center of his adopted family.

Click"Ok got it sir. I'll send you the development film in a few days, unless you want more taken? The chief always enjoys pictures for the magazine of Champions and their families for propaganda and such~"

"Mr. Dickson was always about the sell, what do you think Naruto? Want to seal your first Pokemon chapter day with a photo of you?"

"Sure," Naruto started towards the door with his rod and a few empty pokeballs. Kyuubi behind him muttering under her breath. "I bet I can get a rare water pokegirl like you."

"Atta boy."

Walking down the path to the pond and stream Naruto's thoughts turned to his own family back in Konoha. He missed his godmother and this adopted sister Rozu and thought of them often, even the old pervert he missed. 'Then again they would all have heart attacks.'

"So... are you going to give me a name brat?" The bijuu asked as she walked next to him. "Or are we just going to stay with hey you?"

"I am not calling you a you, you haven't said what your name is. Also calling you Kyuubi makes no logical sense as you only have one tail and your not even that type."

"Ooooh, if it wasn't for the fact that this body needs taming I would-"

"Rip out my entrails, pound in my skull and boil me in oil. You said that already, daily. Why is it you threaten me but then get really affectionate and such during sessions of taming?"

"Huff." The former jinchuuriki watched as his first pokegirl marched ahead with her hands clenched. Wū walked up to her and started talking to the younger girl as Naruto's dad lead him to a spot.

"You and your Kitsune remind me of myself and Clarice back in the day." The man said as he sat on a rock watching Naruto set up his rod. "She was all gun ho and we batted heads more times than we can count."

"You weren't going fast enough." The denmother, Clarice, said with a sigh. "How many fights did we lose because you weren't willing to take risk in the early stages of our journey?"

The man gave his pokewoman a shifty grin. "Says the gal who went in without a plan."

"Oh hush you. Go on Naruto, show him your frist wild gal!"

Casting the line into the water, Naruto sat down to wait. Fishing was a waiting game, sometimes it was fast or slow or you got nothing at all that day. Naruto could feel the eyes of the family several feet away watching with only Kyuubi and his dad close for aid.

"Thinking about get a magicunt Naruto?" The camgirl asked from her place by the trees, taking a picture. "Or perhaps a naiad?"

"I'm hoping for another friend to go on my journey with." Came the simple reply as he made the rod wiggle to make the bait more enticing for the pokegirls and hopefully not a fish... like a trout he just pulled up. "Dang."

"It's ok Naruto, at least I'll know you'll have luck at getting food." Laughs from the harem the men heard as the mature pokewoman recalled the camping and the hunger at times. "Try again, take your time."

"Fine..." Naruto said and not paying attention tied a bar of chocolate to the end of his life before throwing it into the water. When it splashed Naruto noticed what he had done and hung his head.

His adopted father rubbed Naruto's. "Well I hope your new gal likes chocolate."

"But I was- Woah!" Naruto gripped the rod with both hands as a force began to tug on the line. "I got one!"

"Good! Now get ready for a fight once she's out of the water, I'll be nearby incase you're in need assistance with your first battle. Remember, asking for help is not a weakness."

"Yes.. Dad... Kyu, get ready!" Naruto grunted as he fought the line and the girl on the otherside.

"On it blondy." Leaping to her feet the bijuu appeared next to Naruto. "Got a plan?"

"Use a quick attack to get close, then tackle her to the ground." Naruto fought the line and water began to go frothy as the caught pokegirl got closer. "In three! One. Two... three! Now!"

Naruto pulled hard and a dark shape flew from the water. Blurring into motion Kyu slammed into the water type pokegirl and both landed on the banks. Flipping upright and rolling to a stop next to Naruto, both individuals stared at the wild girl.

She had the size and general shape of a magicunt but everything else was different or wrong. Her hands were like tipped with long, thick, razor-sharp claws and a jaws was massive, fang-filled with uneven teeth. The girl hissed at them, showing a long tongue that coiled around her mouth. Her skin was covered in a slick black material but the parts of the skin showing showed a sickly yellow brown color.

She was ugly and ready to fight as she roared and charged the young tamer and former bijuu. Kyuubi, thinking fast hit her with a kick to the chin then a jab to he face as Naruto got out his Pokedex.

'Time to find out what we're facing.' He thought as he activated the fast summary to know what they were fighting. He'll look up a more detailed version after the battle.

FEEBLASS SYMBIOTE, the Parasyte-Bonded Wretchedly Unattractive Pokégirl.

Type: Not Very Near Human (Mermaid)

Element: Dark/water

Role: bottom feeder, heavy combatant

Strong Vs: Psychic, ice, steel fire

Weak Vs: sonic attacks, Electric, Grass fire

'Plus fire? Why is fire in both? shouldn't it be in one or the other or not at all?'

"Aaaaah!" Screamed Kyu as she was cut by the claws. "A little help would be nice brat!"

"Guide her Naruto." His adopted father said calmly as he drank tea with his team, much to the annoyance of the newly-minted team. "You two are partners and need to trust one another."

"Right! Kyu, ember attack as you zig zag with a quick attack!"

Kyu smirked and raced forward, pelting the feral with embers. While the hits on the yellow skin did nothing, the girl screamed when the black parts were. Stunned, she was unprepared for the shoulder that sent her tumbling and the point blank assult of embers.

"Got you!" Naruto yelled as he threw his pokeball from his belt. It flew true and he watched as the girl was sucked in. It was if time stood still as he watched the ball wiggle and flicker red to white before finally...

It dinged, signaling a successful capture.

"We did it!" Naruto cheered as he and Kyu hugged while the family cheered. Holding up the new girl's ball he smiled to the setting sun that shone on the first steps of becoming a master. "Glad your a part of the team... Romanoff."

Clarice shook her head as the memories of that day faded away. The denmother was supreme surprised that Naruto had captured such a rare pokegirl that day nor did she expect that he would dot over Romanoff until she evolved into her final evolution. The symbiote bonded girl was a handful but she was a loyal of a pokegirl there was for her adopted child.

'Not that Naruto is complaining about her.' Smiling she opened the door. "Ah Bruce you're back."

And that's a wrap.

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