AN: Hello all of you sexy people. First off I just want to thank you for the reception that this story is receiving even though it's just a big poo post. Secondly I will write more consistent chapters and not wait what, a month and a half to post. Other than that I hope you enjoy.

'You've done it this time Jaune, you really have outdone yourself.' he said while tied to a wooden chair, 'Who would have thought that sneaking around the school in the dead of night dressed as a stuffed cat.'

The room was pitch black, he could make out four beds, a door leading to a bathroom, probably, and a lot of drawers. He turned his head around to see more but he couldn't due to his confinement.

He grumbled and drooped his head, 'This is stupid. Who in their right mind would tie a yellow stuffed cat to a chair? Unless they saw me walking around, but it was the dead of night who could have seen other than a faunus?'

His thoughts were cut off when he heard the door open. He went slack and positioned his head so that he could see forward. He heard footsteps behind him before a figure walked in front of him.

She wore sweats and a long sleeve shirt. She had long brown hair, a tall figure and two noticeable rabbit ears atop her head. She had cream skin and brown eyes that were calculative while scarred.

She stood in front of him and looked at him. He felt her hand touch the top of his head and felt her touching his ears. He fought the urge to purr as she pulled her hand back and just looked at him.

She untied him and picked him up, "Must have been my imagination that I saw you walking around. It is three in the morning and my sight is foggy."

Jaune then decided to do some mischief. He tapped her hip with his tail before letting it go slack. The girl's ears immediately perked up and she looked around the room. While her head was turned he tapped her forearm. She immediately looked back at him but he was hanging in her arms.

He brushed her leg with his tail and she gave a small yelp and jumped a little. Jaune had to stifle a chuckle before he touched her forearm again. He saw that her eyes were immediately on him again. She looked at him fearfully for ten seconds before she calmed down a little.

"I should probably get to bed before I scare myself and wake up my team."

At that moment Jaune moved his head and nodded to her suggestion while grabbing on to her arms with his small claws protruding from the cats hands. The girl immediately started to tremble at Jaune's actions. Jaune could feel the girls' grip loosen so he dug his nails deeper into her arms.

He stopped nodding his head and tilted his head to the side and spoke, "I think that is a great idea. Why don't we sleep together forever and ever."

He cringed internally at the way he made his voice sound but he felt his height diminish. He looked down and saw that the girl fell on the floor with a loud thud. He retracted his claws and walked over her body to her head, he saw that her eye rolled to the back of her head and she was breathing fast.

He then walked over to her chest and placed an ear over where her heart would be. He breathed a sigh of relief when he heard it was still beating. He walked to the door when he heard someone begin to wake up and sit up.

He slumped down at the base of the door and watched as a guy with dark skin and red hair got up from their bed and walked over to the downed girl. He picked her up and tucked her in bed while closing her eyes although he was visibly confused.

He started to walk back to his bed before Jaune felt something about to come out near his rump.

'No No No.'

Plrrp

'Dangit!'

The boy's head swiveled to where he was sitting. He picked him up and looked at him curiously. Jaune was slack as he was sweating profusely as the boy continued to examine him. He then shrugged and walked with him to the bed of the girl he just scarred. He pulled the sheets open and placed him in the girl's arms before covering them both.

The boy then walked back to his bed and got back in it, sleep overtaking him quickly. Jaune watched this and released a sigh he didn't know he held. He was about to get out when he felt two arms grab him. He looked at the girl but saw that she was snoozing.

He released an exasperated sigh and just dozed off to dreamland.

He woke up with a rouse and felt that the girl was still grabbing on to him while she slept. He was confused. He looked forward and saw that a girl with a beret and aviator glasses was looking at him while she tapped his stomach.

Jaune fought a losing battle at keeping his laughter contained but he was saved when the girl holding him woke up. He then felt her eyes on him as the hairs on his neck stood up. Then in a quick moment he felt himself being thrown across the room, while a scream rang out, and slammed against the opposite wall and land on the floor.

'Thank oum I kept the stuffing in this stuffed cat.'

He was picked up by the red haired boy and was taken back to the girl with rabbit saw that she was trembling while hiding behind the girl wearing the beret.

"Isn't this your stuffed animal Velvet? the red-haired boy asked

"N-No it's n-not." she responded with a noticeable accent.

The red haired boy walked closer to Velvet before she shrieked, "G-Get that thing a-away from m-me!"

"But Vel it's just a toy."

"It's p-possessed Coco!"

She brought her glasses down her nose a little and looked at Jaune then Velvet before chuckling a little. It then evolved into full blown laughter and Velvet just looked ashamed

Jaune felt pity for the rabbit eared girl so he decided to help her in his way. He gave off a cute giggle and he heard the laughing stop as all eyes were on him.

He stopped giggling and somehow was able to rotate the stuffed animal's head one hundred and eighty degrees to face directly at the red headed boy. He tilted the head to the left and spoke, "If Velvet doesn't want me, will you take me?"

The boy instantly dropped the stuffed cat and stepped back. He watched as Jaune landed on his feet and rotated his head back to be facing Coco and Velvet. He saw Velvet gripping onto Coco as she just looked at him with wary eyes.

'Crap baskets Coco is a little skeptical.'

Instead of walking towards them he walked towards the big closet in the room. He turned around and faced them. He saw the slightest amount of fear in Coco's eyes. He then took a lighter that he stored in his suit and held it near the wooden closet.

"Don't you dare." Coco said with a hint of fear

Jaune just nodded slowly. It picked up pace when Coco continued to repeat herself.

Jaune then lit the lighter and inched it slowly to the cabinet. Coco immediately transformed her purse to a minigun and started to whir it to life. She had a confident smirk while Velvet and the boy breathed a sigh of relief

Jaune deadpanned and pulled out the magazine that he swiped while he explored the room before Velvet caught him. He held it up tauntingly before speaking, "Will you take me Coco?"

He saw that she was trembling as well with her glasses crooked. Before he could set the clothing ablaze the door opened and a tall man walked in, opened the window behind him and promptly kicked him out of the room.

Jaune sailed out of the room and landed in the fountain in front of Beacon. He saw that he didn't have the magazine and lighter and sighed. He swam to the edge and got out. He decided to leave the stuffed animal back in the pond floating in case that team decides to burn it.

'Good thing I decided to wear something underneath.'

He climbed the wall to the dorms and entered his sister's dorm. He wondered why the door was opened but paid it no mind. He saw that the dorm was empty, indicating that they went to classes already. He took a quick shower and decided to take a small nap before his sister came back.

Waking up he saw that his sister and her team still haven't returned from classes.

'What's taking her so long?'

"Nora."

"Yes June?"

"Where's the door?"

She pointed to a brick wall that covered the original spot where the door was located. Joane turned to face Nora as she looked away while whistling off tune. Joane face palmed and looked at the brick wall.

"Well let's figure out a way to get out."

Jaune shrugged and got off the bed walking out of the room and towards team RWBY's dorm. Ruby owes him her stash of X-Ray and Vav. Opening the door he made sure that no one was inside, he nodded and walked towards Ruby's bed.

He was about to jump up but through the edge of his eyes he saw a furry object running towards him. He turned around with a massive grin before he was tackled. He felt a tongue tickle his cheek and laughed. He was able to sit up and pet the furry object which turned out to be a small black and white corgi.

He spent the next five minutes petting and scratching the dog before they both got tired. Jaune picked up the dog and saw the collar with the name tag. "Zwei."

He liked the name and smiled looking at him. He hugged him tightly before walking back to his room, not before he took Zwei's bowl. He checked to see if they had the appropriate dog food but they didn't, they also didn't have the correct bed size, toys, and apparently bowl.

He frowned and lifted Zwei. He saw that he was getting a little fat and that he looked a little sick. He then rubbed his eyes and nodded. He got a small backpack, a leash, and his sister's wallet.

'She's not using it. I need it more.'

He closed the backpack and scaled down the wall of the dorms. He snuck past the team he antagonized earlier and saw that they were burning the stuffed cat while Velvet was cursing at it, note to self make sure to return a different day, and snuck on a bullhead that was headed into Vale.

When he arrived he was thankful that no one was with him. He pulled Zwei out of the back pack and attached the leash to his collar. He saw that Zwei was uncomfortable and Jaune just rubbed his head. First stop the pet store.

While walking he saw a boy with a boy with a monkey tail and blonde hair walk next to him. He had his shirt open with jeans that had the sleeves rolled up. Jaune looked at him and he looked at Jaune making eye contact.

Jaune scooted away from him before he spoke, "Are you a hooker?"

The blonde monkey boy was left with his mouth agape while a random man that was passing by snorted at Jaune's remark before he started to laugh. Jaune waited a little before he sped up and entered the pet store.

He grabbed a cart and placed Zwei inside of it. He walked through each isle and picked out a new bed for him, better toys suited for his size, a new collar which Zwei seemed to prefer over the one he was wearing, and a new bowl. When he got to the food section he got a large bag of small dog food that was healthy and nutritious.

When he got to the checkout line he was cooed at by the cashier while he just gave a faint blush while he gave her Joane's debit card. When he got the receipt he whistled at the amount of money he used.

"Gonna put the blame on Coral."

When he put his backpack on he almost fell back due to the weight so he took it off and placed it on the ground. He looked at the backpack and sighed as it was too heavy for him. He heard Zwei bark and he looked down. At that moment a flashlight went off in his head.

Ten minutes later

"This was definitely a good idea."

Jaune said while riding in a makeshift sled being pulled by Zwei. He looked down at the sled and still couldn't believe that the monkey faunus he met earlier had this hoverboard, although he may have tricked him into giving it to him for a banana. Racists or not the blonde must have had bricks for brains because he took the banana and just tossed him the board.

Jaune was zipping through vale and he was having the time of his life. He looked around him and saw that the streets were clear of anyone. He raised an eyebrow but ignored it as he continued to go through the streets.

He pulled out a "spare" scroll that he found on Weiss, was that her name? Either Way he checked the map and saw that he was on route to the vet and he made sure that the dog was unaware in case he got scared easily.

When they arrived at the vet Jaune made sure that Zwei was calm and happy as to not spook him. He opened the door and breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that no one was inside. He walked up to the front counter and ringed the bell while he held Zwei in his arms.

"I'm coming, I'm coming."

Jaune tilted his head, that voice sounded familiar. When the woman walked up to the front desk Jaune gasped and grinned at who it was, "Aunt Claire!"

Jaune looked up at the woman and grinned. She had short blonde hair in a ponytail, with blue eyes and cream skin. She wore a white collared long sleeve shirt, with black jeans.

She looked down and smiled revealing two sharp canines. She walked around the desk and gave Jaune a hug before she raised an eyebrow.

"What are you doing here in Vale Jaune? Last I checked you were supposed to be back in Ansel."

"Umm" Jaune looked around the room avoiding eye contact, "I'm just visiting."

Claire placed her hands on her hips and raised her second eyebrow, "Well if you were visiting then you would be staring directly at me and not be looking away while your tail is flicking up and down." Jaune started to sweat a little while his Aunt gave him a scrutinized look.

"What is that supposed to mean?"

"It either means that you're lying or you're just ashamed because you did something wrong."

Jaune gulped and looked up, his ears pressed against his head, "W-What would y-you do if i said it w-was both?"

Claire just rubbed her hand over her face and laughed, "Well I wouldn't do anything," she heard Jaune breath a sigh of relief, "But I will make sure to notify the closest living member of our family, and that would be June, that you are in Vale."

"Um she already knows."

"Sigh I'm not gonna ask how," She looked at the dog in Jaune's arms then back to him, "Well then let's get to business why do you have a dog? Better yet where did you get the dog?"

"It's from a friend and they asked me to bring him here for a checkup."

She walked behind her desk and ignored at how Jaune blatantly lied to her face about the second question and typed in her computer. After two minutes of typing she nodded and looked at Jaune.

"Well it says here that Zwei's owner is Taiyang Xiao-Long who currently is residing in the island of Patch but he sent the dog to his daughters that are attending Beacon"

She finished looking at him while he just looked away and coughed

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Sigh, "I'm not even gonna ask how you got into Beacon so let's continue."

"Okay."

"It also says that Zwei's last appointment was in January and it's currently April."

"So he doesn't need one?"

"No but he just travelled so it's better to check in case he came down with something."

She picked up Zwei and quickly did a physical checkup on his body and checked to see if he was healthy. After a minute she turned to face Jaune and smiled, "Well he seems to be in perfect shape and he is very fit as his muscle mass seems to be greater than his body fat. He just seems to be a little stressed after traveling but it should go away after some time. Other than that he is healthy."

Jaune breathed a sigh of relief and took Zwei back in his arms. He then looked up at Clair, "Is this checkup gonna cost me?"

She gave a mischievous grin before speaking, "What checkup? Jaune did you bring Zwei in for a checkup?"

Jaune returned with a mischievous grin himself before he left the store and got back on his makeshift sled leaving for the bullhead port.

Claire saw him leave before she pulled out her scroll and dialed a number.

"Hey June! I've been good, listen I know that Jaune is at Beacon. He came by with a corgi, and he's on his way back. Make sure he stays out of trouble. Okay bye."

She ended the call before she went back to taking care of other animals in the back.

A man was seen taking multiple crates from a bullhead and placing them outside. When he left to take another crate out, there was some movement from the crate he just pulled out.

The lid opened up and Jaune peeked his head out, ears alert in case the man came back. He smiled and pulled Zwei out of the crate along with the items he bought, he then took the board out, who knew it could fold up nicely.

"Man now I'm really glad monkey boy thought with his stomach first instead of his brain."

He put the items on the board and connected the leash to Zwei's new collar. The dog saw him and jogged slowly to the dorms building. They stopped when they were on the side of the building with the dorm he's staying in.

He signalled Zwei to stay and Jaune climbed up to the third story and opened the window. He entered the room and entered the closet, he brought out a makeshift pulley system. He grabbed the end of the rope and threw it down to the board.

He went to the window about to leave but he saw that Zwei had already connected the board to the pulley while he sat on the board. Jaune shrugged and gave a thumbs up and Zwei barked in response. He cranked the lever and pulled up the board with the items.

After two minutes he saw that the board was at the window. He smiled and brought the board and Zwei in. He untied the rope and board and stowed the pulley back in the closet with the folded board.

Before he closed the closet he looked at the board, 'Should I have returned the board? I did say I was trading it for the banana so…. Eh I'm keeping it.'

When he closed the closet he took the backpack with all of the items and pushed it to the door. He opened the door and opened RWBY's door. He checked to see if the hallway was clear and sighed when it was.

He saw that Zwei was already pushing the backpack out of the door and he helped him. They got to the other side and Jaune saw that the room was empty. He began unpacking the toys, bed, food, etc. He was surprised that everything was intact and it wasn't deformed.

"I should thank Rouge for "giving" me this backpack."

When everything was unpacked he saw that Zwei was already destroying the old bed and when he finished he threw it out the window. He then promptly laid in his new bed and fell asleep. Jaune laughed and organized everything to where it needed to be.

He then realized that he was in team RWBY's dorm. He gained and evil smile and had only one thought, 'Payback'

Jaune was in his room reading some X-ray and Vav on June's bed when the door opened. He saw that June and her team entered. He waved at June but realized that she was not happy, when she laid her eye on him her whole face contorted into something that can be described as pure rage.

Jaune and her were staring at each other for five seconds before Jaune shot out of the bed and ran straight into Ren's legs, using the boy to shield him from his sister. Joane on the other hand would move around Ren to try and grab her brother.

"Why are you angry with me big sis!?"

"You had one rule and that was to not leave this room, and what do you do? You left this room with Ruby's dog and spent one hundred and eighty lien on dog supplies!"

"How do you know that's true?"

"Aunt Claire called me after you left her veterinary!"

"At least I wasn't caught!"

Jaune was about to get grabbed by June before Pyrrha scooped him up and hugged him. She placed herself in front of Joane before she spoke, "Now June why don't we wait until we hear his side of the story before we get physical."

She huffed but glared at Jaune when he gave a sly grin, "Fine but it better be acceptable or else I'm telling mom that you're here at Beacon."

Jaune gulped, "Well I woke up and you guys weren't here so I went to go get Ruby's stash of comics but when I got there I saw Zwei. I played with him and then realized that he didn't have proper equipment so I went out with him and got everything for him."

"Other than Aunt Claire helping you, does anyone know that you go to Beacon?"

"No"

Jue sighed before Jaune spoke, "You know that I won't be afraid of your threats to call mom if you keep using it."

"He has a point you know."

"Not now Ren." June sighed.

"You can put me down now Pyrrha I'm not in danger anymore."

"I know"

Jaune sensing that he was going to be in immediate danger he used his failsafe.

"Nora can you show me how to wield your hammer."

In an instant Nora pulled him out of Pyrrha's arms and she dragged him to her corner of the room while Pyrrha pouted. Ren then stood beside Pyrrha

"You're gonna get arrested if June catches you pushing it one day."

"By then he would probably be eighteen."

"Okay and now I'm going to convince June to get a restraining order on you for Jaune's safety."

Before Pyrrha could say something there was a loud crash coming from across them. Then multiple crashes could be heard and a small explosion and a cat?

"Jaune!"

"I didn't do it!"

June just sighed before she heard Jaune talk to Nora, "Nora do you know what a hooker is? I saw a guy with his shirt open and stomach out, is that a hooker?"

June just pulled out her scroll as laughter could be heard in the room and a loud banging on their door. She could only guess that it was Yang. She checked the news and the main headline was that a girl with turquoise hair and a purple hoodie was chasing a blonde monkey faunus demanding to know where her board was while causing mayhem in the city.

'Why do I get the feeling Jaune is behind this.'

AN: Alright less mischief more world building but I'm glad that I did what I did. If you have any reviews, post it if not I hope you enjoyed.

Also I will update my other stories so don't worry.