In the false world; Sonic and the strange girl were traveling down a path.
"I'm not saying that I believe people can fall in love on the battlefield, I just want to know if it's happened?" said the girl.
"Only in fantasies." said Sonic.
The girl nodded.
"I hear that. So what're you going to do after this?" said the girl.
"I don't know, maybe visit a friend on Wumpa Island, he's a humanoid bandicoot who doesn't speak, has his own video game series, and a new entry that was released last year which ignores the events of several video games, has a younger sister, and is friends with a floating tiki mask that sounds like the Grim Reaper." said Sonic.
"That kind of sounds like someone who stole your shtick." said the girl.
"Yeah, a joke was made about that in a Mad sketch called Franklin and Crash." said Sonic, "You wouldn't get it."
The girl nodded.
"But the strange thing is he does speak in that Skylander Netflix series." said Sonic.
"Netflix?" said the girl.
"I told you, you wouldn't get any of the stuff from my world." said Sonic.
Later; the two appeared at a cliff overlooking an ocean and an island in the middle of it.
Sonic whistled.
"Wow, that's actually nice." said Sonic.
"That's where the staff is resting." said the girl.
Sonic nodded.
"Nice resting place." said Sonic.
He then looked at his friend.
"Do we dare?" said Sonic.
"Hell yeah." said the girl.
The two then leaped off the cliff.
Back in the main world; Gwen's group of friends appeared at Sonic's shack.
"This is Sonic's place? Doesn't look like it's up to code." said Luz.
Gwen nodded.
"Yeah it's a pig sty." said Gwen.
The group entered the shack and saw Sonic's phone.
Tails picked it up.
He inspected it and groaned.
"Well so much for finding out where he's at." said Tails.
"We all know that imp Mxyzptlk was using Sonic's phone when we called." said Duncan.
Tails became pissed.
"Still can't believe that imp can impersonate people's voices." said Tails.
"He could probably find work as a voice actor." said Knuckles.
Little did they know was that they were being watched by someone from outside who then ran off.
Amity thought of something.
"Wait, if there was a magical being here, then maybe we can track down any magical essence to find out where Sonic might have been sent." said Amity.
Tails scoffed.
"Yeah right Amity and I'm related to a Vulpix of the Kanto and Alola Forms, a Fenniken and their evolved form, the Eeveelution, and that dark fox Pokémon duo." said Tails.
Amity scoffed.
"Whatever, I thought you of all people would think that's a good idea." said Amity, "Besides, isn't Sonic your Best Friend Forever?"
Tails nodded.
"Okay, I see your point." said Tails.
He pulled out his Miles electric and started doing some work on it.
But then they heard some stepping sounds on the roof.
"Someone's here." said Cat.
Knuckles clenched a fist.
"I've got this." said Knuckles.
He punched the ground really hard, making everyone nearly loose their footing.
Then a crashing sound was heard and the group saw something fall through the roof before looking at the ground to see an orange humanoid bandicoot wearing blue shorts, dark red fingerless gloves, and red sneakers was passed out.
Penny smacked Knuckles on the back of the head.
"Nice going you knucklehead, you just killed an endangered bandicoot." said Penny.
"It could have been anything or anyone who's trying to hinder us." said Knuckles.
Penny shook her head.
"Yeah, I guess you're right." said Penny.
But then the bandicoot stood up groaning, shocking everyone.
"HOLY SHIT, HE'S ALIVE!" yelled Lynn.
"He's probably got brain damage." said Dog.
"No, I don't think brain damage is much a threat to him." said Cat.
Gwen thought of something.
"Wait a minute." Gwen said before turning the bandicoot to her, "Your name isn't by chance Crash, is it?"
The bandicoot who was known as Crash Bandicoot smiled while sticking his tongue out.
Everyone looked at Gwen confused.
"What, I had a hunch." said Gwen.
Crash picked up a Wumpa Fruit and started eating it before burping in Amity's face.
The witch became mad.
"I swear if that bandicoot burps in my face one more time, I'll make sure he does end up on the endangered species list." said Amity.
Crash looked at Amity before shrugging it off and turned around before burping out a green burp cloud out.
But then the cloud went into Amity's face, making her mad.
Far away; lots of punching sounds were heard.
"AMITY, NO!" yelled Luz's voice.
"TAKE IT EASY!" yelled Cat's voice.
Back in the shack; it was Amity who was bandaged up while Crash was still eating the Wumpa Fruit unharmed.
"Something tells me that the main author would have had the outcome be either way, but just went with this for a new twist once." said Dog.
Tails finished working on the Miles Electric.
"Got it." said Tails.
Everyone looked at the fox.
"Well, where's Sonic." said Gwen.
Little did they know was that they were being watched through a sniper scope by Swiss Army who had his right arm in the form of a sniper rifle and was lying down while aiming at the group.
"According to this; Sonic's in some type of post apocalyptic like dimension. But that's not the weird thing, that dimension didn't appear until yesterday. Someone just recently created that world." said Tails.
Everyone became confused.
"A dimension that just showed up? That's very odd." said Penny.
"I know, these things don't just show up instantly, Mxy clearly knew what he was doing." said Tails.
"Smile mother fuckers." said Swiss Army.
He then fired a round from his blaster at the group.
But Crash jumped in the way and spun around like a tornado very quickly, deflecting the blast back to Swiss Army.
Everyone became shocked.
"Did that bandicoot just deflect a laser blast?" said Amity.
"Must be special." said Lynn.
An explosion was heard before Swiss Army's arms and legs landed in the shack.
Swiss Army's right arm was still shaped like a sniper rifle while his left arm was holding his smartphone.
Everyone noticed the parts.
"What the, Swiss Army?" said Cat, "What's he doing here?"
"Someone hired him to do us in obviously?" said Duncan.
Crash picked up Swiss Army's phone arm before grabbing the phone out of the hand and tossed the arm away.
The bandicoot saw the Peacock app and tapped it before tapping on a show and moved the phone to the side and started watching Kenan.
He started laughing.
Gwen groaned and took the phone away.
"Give me that. We could use that to find out who hired Swiss Army. And were you dropped on your head as a child?" said Gwen.
Crash pulled out an iPad, confusing everyone, before typing stuff down and pressed an icon on it.
"No, I was mutated by the very man who would become my arch nemesis, the smart yet egotistical maniacle idiot, Doctor Neo Cortex." the iPad said in a voice similar to his Skylanders Academy counterparts voice.
The bandicoot did some thinking before typing stuff down and pressed the same icon.
"Also, he tried to make me loyal to him and lead an army of mutants he was creating, but that failed miserably." the iPad said.
"Why?" said Cat.
Crash typed more stuff down.
"I may have created a time paradox by traveling to the year of my creation and accidentally destroyed an important component to the device that was used on me." said the iPad.
Cat became shocked.
"Seriously, a grandfather time paradox?" said Cat.
Crash raised his shoulders in confusion as he put his iPad away.
Gwen saw something on Swiss Army's phone that shocked her.
"Uh guys, I now know who hired Swiss Army." said Gwen.
Everyone looked at the goth girl.
"Who?" said Penny.
Gwen turned the phone around and saw that the last person to call Swiss Army was Emperor Belos.
Penny is shocked.
"Belos?" said Penny.
Everyone else became shocked.
"Belos, why would he hire Swiss Army?" said Luz.
"I don't know, but this doesn't seem right." said Gwen.
"Not even right then Sonic and Janna having a heart rate battle?" said Tails.
Flashback
Sonic and Janna were both on hospital beds with heart rate monitors going.
Janna's heart rate monitor then started flatlining before she passed out.
She then woke up after a minute laughing.
"Capable of dropping my heart rate to zero for only sixty seconds." said Janna, "Beat that.
Sonic scoffed before his heart rate started increasing significantly.
Janna noticed it and became confused.
"Wait, what's going on?" said Janna, "Is this like your film counterpart."
The hedgehog's heart rate managed to reach impossibly huge highs.
But then it started flat lining before Sonic passed out.
Janna became shocked.
"HOLY FUCK!" yelled Janna, "I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D DO THAT!"
But then Sonic woke back up.
"Psych." said Sonic.
"What the hell, I thought you were having a heart attack." said Janna.
Sonic chuckled.
"Nah, I just did something Flash didn't know he could do. I sped up my heart rate until it seemed like I was flatlining." said Sonic.
"Didn't know you could do that." said Janna.
"Neither did I." said Sonic.
End Flashback
Everyone was shocked and confused.
"What...the...fuck?" said Gwen.
"Hey, he's got more untapped potential then even he realizes." said Penny.
Gwen nodded.
"Fair point." said Gwen, "But what should we do about all these arms and legs?"
Everyone looked at Swiss Army's arms and legs.
"For starters, place them in impossibly unreachable places for that cyborg, and then head for the Boiling Isles to figure out what Belos is doing." said Cat.
The group looked at Cat in confusion.
Later; Swiss Army had managed to hop all the way to Sonic's shack.
"Whew, that took forever." said Swiss Army.
He then looked around.
"Wait, where did everyone go?" said Swiss Army.
He looked at the ceiling and became shocked by the sight of his arms and legs through the roof.
"And how did my arms and legs get there?" said Swiss Army.
He started crying.
"This is going to be hard." said Swiss Army.