After reading User Is A Bad Writer's review, I decided to post this continuation for the first chapter. Here it is, enjoy.
"Shinobu-san, do you have anything that can play music?" Tanjiro requested.
"Um, yes, what for?"
"You'll see!"
Knock knock. Someone was knocking on the door as Tengen Uzui was trying to sleep.
"Who is it?" Uzui grumbled, sitting up. "What type of idiot goes around knocking on doors at 11 PM?" The Sound Hashira brought his swords along just in case it was a demon.
Uzui made his way to the front door and opened it, swords unsheathed.
But it was just the Water Hashira, Giyuu Tomioka and his unamused, depressed-looking face. "Uzui,"
"Yeah? Is there a reason you're coming at 11 PM?"
"Yes... I think I found someone who's trying to learn the Breath of Sound and definitely needs your help,"
"Can't they wait?"
"It's somewhat urgent,"
"Ah, fine. Lead the way. It better be worth my time,"
The pair of Hashiras arrived at the Butterfly Estate.
"We're here," Tomioka stopped.
"So what's the problem? And do I hear music?"
Tsuyoku nareru riyuu wo shitta...
Boku wo tsurete susume!
"As you can see," Tomioka explained, an impassive expression on his face. "Or rather, as you can hear, Tanjiro is trying to learn the Breath of Sound and he's blasting the theme song of this anime top volume. This is about the seventieth time he's looped it over,"
Dorodarake no soumetou ni you...
Kowabaru kokoro furueru te wa tsukamitai mono ga aru...
Sora dake sa...
Uzui burst out laughing. "That idiot will go deaf before he even learns the first form! He has such sensitive hearing!"
"After he 'masters' the Breath of Sound," continued Tomioka. "He's planning to learn the Breath of Thunder by getting a wire implanted into his sword so he can plug it into a recently invented outlet. He seems to think that people put outlets in the middle of a battlefield,"
Tanjiro was still blasting his music:
Yoru no nioi ni
Sora nirandemo
"You must be joking!" Uzui could hardly speak, he was laughing too hard. "You can't learn a thing from outlets!"
"No, Uzui. I'm not joking," Tomioka deadpanned. "Last time I told a joke, Tanjiro ended up doing this. So I swore in the first chapter of this Fanfic that I'd never, ever, tell jokes again,"
"Makes sense, you're no fun,"
Kawatte ikeru no wa jibun jishin dake
Sora dake sa
"The author of this Fanfic tried to be,"
"Ah, nevermind,"
Tsuyoku nareru riyuu wo shitta...
Boku wo tsurete susume!
The end.
Note: The musical lyrics(which are bolded) are copied from the actual theme song, which I don't own.
Hope you laughed and enjoyed. Bye.
