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Chapter 3
MILF Stake Out
"Alright, so we all understand the rules right?" Izuku announced looking between his co-conspirators.
They didn't look amused.
Katsuki sat at the table with his fist pressing against his cheek. He groaned, "Yeah we get it! Use a condom and we all have to stay the night with them so they have someone to cuddle with."
"And no anal," Shoto nonchalantly added.
The other two paused for a moment as they looked at him.
Izuku stammered to correct, "Uh, n-no that wasn't one of them."
A surprised look hit Shoto as he said, "Really? I was sure we made a rule about butt stuff."
"No you dolt," Katsuki told him, "That wasn't even part of the conversation, how did you even reach that conclusion!?"
"Imma be honest, I blanked out during most of this. One of the times I zoned in, I was sure we were talking about asses so I assumed we banned anal," stated Shoto.
Grunting, the blond asked, "Don't tell me we're going over the rules again!?"
Rubbing his face, Izuku told them, "I'll just send it through text, let's start this operation!"
Raising his hands, Shoto asked, "So just to be clear, there are no regulations on anal right?"
"Oh my god dude, yes!"
"Heh, neat."
Katsuki grumbled to himself, "I swear, if I didn't have to give up my partner being Inko, I would make us all switch. I'm not sure if I want half and half with my mom anymore, not that it was ever really my decision."
"Ok, bad time to ask, but, what do you get for a milf?" Todoroki asked, being on a call with Izuku, "You already know my house situation so it wasn't like I had a frame of reference on gifts to a mother. It's going to be even harder since I'm doing it from the position of wanting to fuck her in the end. I've been called a Mother Fucker before but this will be the first time I'll be making that statement true, so should I make that my mentality when getting her a gift or what?"
…
The duo-colored hair boy looked at his phone, hearing no answer he went, "Hello?"
Finally, Izuku's voice came through, "Todoroki are you ok? Seriously, you're scaring me a little bit here with some of your ramblings."
"I apologize Midoriya, I'm just not used to dealing with milfs," nonchalantly replied Todoroki, "The whole concept is foreign to me, like, why do I want to fuck a mother? The experience, the nurturing aspect, maybe it's the attraction of the hard work they put into their kids, or in the end, I'm foolishly trying to fill the hole in my heart with the feelings of a mother I lacked and missed from my own."
"...You see, that, that right there. That's exactly what I'm talking about! You wanna talk? Something on your mind you want to get off your chest?" asked Izuku.
Suddenly another voice came from the phone. Todoroki instantly recognizes it as Katsuki's voice, it got the vibe and vocabulary of someone who lost seven matches straight in an online game, "Fuck that! Get therapy on your own time, we're on the clock right now!"
"Kacchan!" exclaimed Izuku, Todoroki could imagine the greenet giving a shocked face, "Don't be rude!"
"I'm right though!"
"He is right," Todoroki said, even Katsuki was stunned silent for a moment to hear the half and half bastard just agreed with him when he was talking shit about him, "Another time we can talk, but right now isn't about me, it's about our moms. We should be focusing on giving them the pipe."
Izuku told him, "Who is teaching you these terms!?"
"Kaminari."
"Mother-..."
"No, not his mother, just him. What, do you have an actual thing for people's moms Midoriya?"
"What? Of course not!"
"I'm not judging or anything, just curious."
"No."
"Honestly, if there's a guy my mom could be with after her divorce, I couldn't trust anyone else besides you to treat her right."
"Shoto please."
"It'll be an honor if you be my new stepfather."
"Oh my god! I'll call you back! Get Mitsuki anything, she's not that picky!"
The line was then cut. Todoroki looked down at his phone a bit, with his monotone face giving no reaction to the situation.
Finally, he mumbled, "I hope he knows I wasn't kidding. Oh well, I'll clarify it to him later. Right now, it's time to hunt for resources."
Thankfully he was already in a store. Speaking without an attempt to muffle his voice, with onlookers giving him strange stares as they passed by, not that Todoroki paid them any mind. Putting away his phone, he looked around and approached the first employee he saw, which just happened to be a fairly middle-aged woman.
"Perfect," he said out loud once he got the worker's attention, "You're exactly the kind of person I need assistance from."
Recognizing one of the current top heroes, the worker happily turned toward him with a warm smile before saying, "Sure, how can I help you today?"
"I need to fuck my best friend's mother for Mother's Day and I need something nice to grease her up. What do you suggest I give her?" Shoto directly says, not missing a beat.
…
The worker just stared at him, giving the blankest stare to exist that'll make his apathetic face look like a clickbait thumbnail expression of a youtube video. Never in her decades of life did the woman think that this'll be a question she'll have to answer, much less during her work shift by a well-known hero.
Not getting a clue yet, Shoto assumed she was just thinking and told her, "Take your time, I got the rest of today to prepare so I don't wanna rush you. Your recommendations will probably be the best I can get."
…
"Booty call or Escort?" the worker asked.
Shoto answered her, "It's a favor for my friend so we can show his mom how much he cares for her."
Turning to the side, the woman picked up what looked like one of those fancy packed cheese before stating, "I suggest a cheese platter, go french style. If you really want to make it romantic, craft it in front of her, that'll get the engine roaring. And wine! Don't forget about buying some wine, we love wine."
Taking notes, Todoroki questioned, "Which brand do you suggest I get from here?"
"Oh no don't get the wine from here, they're no good. I know a place that's not too far from here, they got wine aged to perfection for this situation."
"You're a lifesaver, let's go!" Shoto said, leading them away to their next destination.
Shocked at the sudden turn, the worker told him, "Wait, I'm in the middle of my shift!"
"I'll explain to your boss that I need to borrow you for a day, he'll understand. If not, I'll get you a better job, I know a few friends whose companies need some extra pair of hands. Someone needs to teach me how to make a french cheese platter."
"...Alright, I was getting sick of this job anyways. Let's go!"
"I'm really worried about Todoroki," Izuku said to Katsuki as they walked through the streets.
Grunting, the blond told him, "Don't bitch out now, you're the one who pussed out and got him involved."
Ruffling his hair, Izuku replied, "I know. This was preferable to fucking your mom, it felt too weird to do right now."
"When won't it be weird," Katsuki said, cracking open a soda can to drink some.
Izuku sighed, "You have a point but I feel like we're in two different worlds. Like, you're so casual about this."
"Because how to be a man of action."
"No, I think it's easier for you since you've been actively wanting to fuck my mom for YEARS!"
"Are you still on this!?"
"I found this out today, of course I'm still on it! All my questions can be relatively compelled down to why? Why my mom of all people?"
"..."
"Oh no, you don't get to be silent this time. You owe me an answer!"
"Do I?"
"Yes! I'm sure there's some code about pining after your friend's mother!"
"Fine!... I just find her to be a nice soft and nurturing person."
Izuku blinked, almost stunned silence before saying, "Really? You're not wrong but really?"
A red blush came across his face as he shouted, "Look! When your mom can power lift and throw a couch over her head like a sack of oranges, you start to feel a certain kind of way to a mother who'll seem like she'll cuddle you when you trip instead of calling you a little pussy for it."
"...wow."
"Yeah, things like that go beyond just looks."
"Right…"
"Can't lie that I wouldn't mind grabbing a few handfuls of that beanbag body too-"
"AGH! Alright, I get it!" Izuku shrieked, clutching his head, "So what are you getting?"
The blond gave a confident smirk as he looked over, "You sure you wanna know?"
"Yes. First, to make sure you're following the rules, and second so that I could get some inspiration," explained Izuku.
Pulling out a camera, Katsuki said, "This is all I'll need."
Confused at first before ultimately turning to fear, Izuku asked, "Please tell me you're not planning on making a-"
"No! I was going to do a photoshoot with Inko."
"Oh thank god."
"She's going to do a million poses, that'll boost her confidence for sure."
"Shit, that'll be perfect but I don't think that can help with Rei," Izuku said, putting a hand to his chin thinking back to the talk he had with Shoto before on the subject, "Despite the divorce being quite tamed and consensual, with both sides working extremely well together to come to a quick conclusion, the entire story still picked up a ton of friction. It was a press nightmare for a few weeks for them. A camera flashing at her is probably the last thing she'll want to see."
Tossing his can into the proper recycling bin, Katsuki advised, "From what I heard, she got a great payout from the divorce as well. So any fancy stuff you may be thinking won't mean much to her, she's probably sick of all the pity party treatment by now."
"You're right! How could I miss that?" Izuku stated, facepalming himself for not taking in how she would perceive this, "Anything overtly special might tip her off as it being some 'oh sorry for the divorce you experienced' pampering. A razor-thin line will have to be walked."
"Why not just do the opposite of fancy and special?"
"The opposite huh… Yeah, that can work! I'll just turn it up on the opposite side of the spectrum to make her happy. Kacchan!"
"What?" Katsuki replied, not knowing why he had to yell that last part. Yes, it was hypocritical but the blond will tell you to fuck off and jump off the roof.
Smiling, Izuku told him, "I know what I'm going to do. I think we're ready!"
"This shit is going to get crazy!"
MOTHER'S DAY!
It was all according to the plan.
The trio would spend part of the morning with their respective mother. Doing the basic things like thanking her and giving them cards. Then on queue, all the boys made an excuse that they'll need to do a clean-up effort in the city that was recently wrecked because of the PETA terrorist attack. A completely reasonable and understandable excuse to take a leave with no definitive time if they'll return. It wasn't entirely a lie as the city did need some heroes' services but thankfully Endeavor personally used his agency to cover all the shifts. Todoroki explained that he was planning something special for Rei and he agreed instantly. Good to know that despite a separate Endeavor shown that he still cares for Rei's happiness.
Sure they skimmed on details that this special something was his son was getting his classmate to bed his ex-wife but that didn't matter right now.
Afterward, they all converged on their gathering spot.
Izuku called out from his car, "Todoroki, you got the goods?"
Holding up the three packages, Shoto responded, "Right here. Momo didn't let me down, though we'll all have to make a sizable donation to charity for it.
"That's a price I'm willing to pay," Katsuki exclaimed, hopping out his car, "Now get your asses moving, we got moms waiting for us and I don't know how long my own can go without going to a bar."
It took less than a few minutes for everyone to get changed. Specially designed suits, as fashionable as it was stylish, perfect for such an occasion. They also came with sunglasses, because why not, they look fucking cool with it. The trio was dressed better than they did for many major events of their life.
Todoroki graduated UA wearing crocs, no one knows how he got away with that or why he did it.
Now they were all in professional suits.
It's time to satisfy some mothers.
"Everyone ready?" Izuku asked the group once they were dressed.
"Just one," Shoto said, "What do we say to them?"
"You didn't…. You didn't think of that yesterday?"
"I did, even discussed it with another lady of around the same age but thinking it over, I'm not sure if I want to repeat it."
Katsuki cut in, "Just go with it, honestly, what will you know. My mom isn't a stickler so if you screw it up she'll give you another chance, you just need to laugh off the mistake."
Shoto shrugged, saying, "I'll keep that in mind."
"Let's start this operation then," Izuku announced, walking back to his car, "For our moms!"
"Because every Mother's Day, needs a Mother's Night," Katsuki smirked, getting back in his car.
Shoto got back in his car as well, about to leave without saying anything until he remembered a noteCARD Kaminari gave him. Apparently he was supposed to do this whenever he needs to energize himself for a long day of work. Inhaling first, he let out a cry as he drove off, "LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO!"
Surprisingly that worked to rally the other two.
And so, The Motherlover Plot Begins.
KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK!
"Hello?" Rei said as she opened the door. Seeing who it was, a soft smile appeared on her face, "Oh Izuku it's you. What brings you here?"
Taking off his sunglasses, Izuku kindly greeted her, "Hey Miss Todoroki. I was just driving and decided to stop by. You mind if I come in?"
"Sure," the white-haired mother answered, opening the door wider, "Come on in, I could use the company today."
"I bet you do," Izuku mumbled as he started to walk in.
"What?"
"Uh, n-nothing. Hey, did you get new tiles!?"
KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK!
"Hello?" Inko said, opening the door.
The last person that mother expected to see today was her son's childhood friend, leaning against the wall like he was posing for a magazine shoot, and a rose in his mouth. The blond turned to her slowly, having an aggressively seductive smile on his face. Katsuki hit the greenette with a downward tilt glare that allowed his sunglasses to slide enough off his face so Inko could see his red eyes.
Putting on the voice, Katsuki greeted her with the tone he has been practicing in the mirror since he was a child after seeing a movie about a black guy who got spider power, "Hey~!"
He was really living out his dream.
"What's going on?" were the words Mitsuki asked, seeing Todoroki standing there with bags in both hands.
The heterochromia boy was reading off a notecard before putting it away. Clearing his voice before speaking.
"I got wine and cheese, do you want some fuck?" he then took another quick look at the card before correcting himself, "My apologies, I meant, do you want to fuck?"
…
"Weren't you Katsuki's classmate?" Mitsuki asked after a long pause.
Being the honest person he was, Shoto responded, "Yes I was."
"Did he put you up to this?"
"Kinda, it was more of a roundabout thing. I'm essentially a gift to your service for the day, the night, and the next morning too."
"..."
"..."
"...fuck it, come on in," Mitsuki shrugged, taking Shoto's arm and leading him in, "Got nothing better to do anyway, so I'll play with you."
Doing a little fist pump to himself, the boy congratulated himself for completing step one of the plan. Shoto mumbled to himself, "Huh, Mandalay was right. Honesty worked like a charm."
TO BE CONTINUED
Next Time Teaser: All is set, time to give the mothers their Mother's Day gift.
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