Thank you, Baba- wait. *leaves to check name* Ah, yes, BabaLooWho. I completely agree! But, you know, it's fun to make it like that- and considerably more DRA-MA-TIC.

Thank you GoDzreap for your follow- it means a lot.

Thanks Dragonboy2345 for your kind comment.

And especially thank you Gryffindork923 for continuing to comment.

Now let's skip over everything and get right to it!

Chapter three coming right up!

Oh, and heads-up. There's a HUGE time skip and this is AFTER summer break. Lemme repeat that.

HUGE TIME SKIP- AFTER SUMMER BREAK.

ALSO.

PERCY AND ERIN ATTEND THE SAME SCHOOL AS STEVE AND ANNABETH NOW.

Got it?

Steve Montgomery

I grinned as I slipped Percy's iMPhone out of his pocket.

Annabeth would be mine.

I know it sounded possessive or whatever, but she was just so irresistible.

The password was an eight-letter word. I decided, because he must be vain if he looked that good, it might be about himself.

J-A-C-K-S-O-N.

Wait, no, it was only seven letters.

Maybe J-A-C-K-S-O-N-S?

I tried it out and it didn't work.

A-N-N-A-B-E-T-H?

He didn't deserve her and he probably abused her and everything so why would it be Annabeth? I tried it anyway. No such luck.

Proof he doesn't like her all that much.

I wasn't even dating Annabeth and my password was Annabeth!

You might call it an obsession. I call it love.

After a few more tries, it started to say:

Shutting down in five minutes.

After that, it started to count down. Four minutes fifty-nine seconds. Four minutes fifty-eight seconds. Four minutes fifty-seven seconds.

And so on.

I cursed myself. WHY? If it shut down, it would make a loud, BEEP-A-BEEP-A-BEEP!

I'm not proud of what I did next. I tricked Percy Jackson into giving me his doom.

"Hey, Percy?" I asked, tapping his shoulder.

He turned. "Yeah?" He had grown even closer to Annabeth, saying something about how he loved that there were no more quests. Weird, huh?

(because, oh yeah, sorry, forgot to mention, but this is AFTER HoO and BEFORE ToA)

"So, about your phone, iMPhone, right? Well, I bet mine is better. My password system is GREAT. I bet yours is old-fashioned. What even IS your password, anyway?" I said, trying to subtly ask.

"It's PASSWORD. The password is PASSWORD." He said defiantly, before being elbowed by Annabeth.

"You shouldn't just go around giving your password to people!" She huffed. "Besides, it's a stupid password."

Yeah, it is! I thought. Annabeth was smart. Percy... was not.

"Yeah, you should change it sometime," I added.

"Well, if you really want me to..." His hand started drifting toward his pocket.

"NO!" I shouted. If he realized it was gone, then someone would get suspected, being me, and then Annabeth would know that Percy didn't have his phone, which would make things go TERRIBLY.

After all, how could Percy text her if he didn't have his phone?

"What? You seem a bit weird today, Steve." Annabeth commented.

"Uh, nothing. Just that, um, Percy, you should stick to your belief. Yeah. Anyways, bye! Gotta go to the bathroom!" I hurried off, hiding the phone and leaving a very confused Annabeth and Percy behind.

I ducked into a bathroom stall and tried P-A-S-S-W-O-R-D. It worked.

Jeez, am I stupid, or is Percy so stupid that we can't comprehend his level of stupidness, therefore making us feel stupid?

I stuck the phone in my pocket and walked around like a zombie, worrying and worrying, hoping I wouldn't run into Percy and Annabeth.

The day passed uneventfully otherwise, and as soon as I got home I pounced.

Annabeth's house was ten minutes away. Mine was fifteen. So Annabeth was probably already home.

Then our relationship would start for real.

Hey Annabeth (Steve using Percy's phone)

Huh? Um... Hi. (Annabeth)

Just wanted to say I'm breaking up with you.

But that last text kept loading and loading and loading.

Just that one text would have done it all! Just that one text would have made Annabeth fall into my arms! And look what happened!

The text is loading.

Our love is loading.

Our relationship is loading.

Then it finally went through and I smirked. Yes!

WTH?

Yeah, I found a hot chick named Lucy. She's awesome. More awesome than you, dumb blonde!

I figured that would REALLY set Annabeth off. Her hair was a sore spot with her.

Um, Lucy. OK. What's her last name?

Magnolia

Lucy Magnolia. Why not? So, um, who the **** are you?

Why, I'm Percy Jackson, cheater, liar, player, and BOYFRIEND of Lucy. I'm gonna pass the phone to her right now

Hi, I'm Lucy (Steve pretending to be Lucy who he has pretended Percy has passed the phone to)

Yeah. So you 'stole' my boyfriend?

Stole is what you say when you take something someone had. You never had Percy.

I was proud for coming up with that last part.

Mhm. Sure. AS IF! Who is texting. TELL ME NOW!

Ah, okay, so maybe our relationship was still loading. Her anger was loading. Her distrust was loading.

I'm Percy again. AND I AM PERCY. Why don't you believe me, huh? WHy do you believe the fake me and not the real me?

Say I believe you.

YES! SHE BELIEVED ME! Our relationship was 90% done loading right now.

Yeah, like you should

Why'd you fess up now? Why not when you first met this Lucy Magnolia?

Because you were still hot

Um... Percy doesn't care about looks. Last time: WHO ARE YOU?

STILL? Just admit it already!

Hey Annabeth? I have an idea. Go out with Steve. He's hot and you'd be perfect for each other.

AHA! You're Steve!

Annabeth. You're being stupid about this.

Really?

Yes. I'll say this on more time.

I. Am. Breaking. Up. With. You.

Steve grinned.

No More Loading.

Sorry this one was REALLY short but hope i can get away with it HAHAHHHHA