When Xemerian moved to Earth he found that one of his favorite things to do was sleep in. Back in Hell, it was rare for him to get at least five minutes and though he technically didn't need sleep he enjoyed doing it nonetheless. The only downside to sleeping is being woken up.

"Come on Xemmie, up and at 'em!" Lucifer's cheerful voice entered his room much to Xemerian's dismay.

"Ugh, five more minutes." The leviathan groaned and pulled his covers over his head only for Lucifer to rip them off. Xemerian shivered as the cold air hit his bare skin but he still wasn't moved to wake up.

His ears picked up the sound of Lucifer's footsteps walking over to the other side of his bed. Suddenly the sound of curtains opening and Xemerian's hissing echoed against the walls. The leviathan turned his head to Lucifer and glared at him. But the Devil only returned it with a satisfied smirk.

"Now that you're awake, get up we have a lot to do today."

Xemerian moseyed off his bed with the speed of a snail still not ready for the day as Lucifer was. "What do you mean?" He asked.

"Well, yesterday I concluded that the police are incompetent in finding Delilah's killer and punishing them accordingly so I've taken it upon myself to do their job for them." He explained with such level-headedness it was as if he was telling the weather.

"So get dressed, I'll be waiting in the corvette."

Xemerian watched as Lucifer strutted out of his room with bemusement. He sighed, he wondered how today was going to go.

Xemerian smiled as they glided over the beautiful Oceanside. Their first suspect was Jimmy Barnes. Delilah's former record producer and ex-fiancé. It was pretty suspicious when they found out he was having a wedding the day after his ex-fiancé was murdered.

The wedding decor was very beautiful which contrasted greatly with the disgusting-looking Jimmy who was about to wed a stunning, statuesque bride. Xemerian studied the bride's dress and smirked, if he ever had a wedding he'd like to wear that kind of dress.

"Speak now or forever hold your peace..."

"Excuse me!" Lucifer's voice booms making everyone there look at him. Xemerian stood awkwardly behind him trying to look as small as possible. Lucifer strolled down the aisle.

"I have a problem. Has anyone else

noticed how incredibly, jaw-droppingly, loin-stirringly beautiful this young woman is? And how short, sweaty, and altogether fugly this homunculus is? What is this? A wedding or a kidnapping?"

The guests all start whispering to each other and Xemerian notices the priest was muttering some kind of prayer. Wow, everyone is so dramatic.

Lucifer then turned his attention to the groom, who was sweating profusely while also trying to retain his cool.

"Jimmy Barnes!" The Devil greeted excitedly despite the look of pure horror on the groom's face. "Do you remember me?"

"Hey, man, this is a private event. How'd you get in here?"

"We walked," Xemerian said dryly.

Lucifer gave an amused smirk as Jimmy looked around the room for help but no one came to his rescue.

"Do you remember me?" Lucifer asked again.

"Of course I remember you!" Jimmy whisper shouted. "What do you want?! I'm a little busy!"

"I can't believe you're getting

married the day after your ex-lover and once the brightest star is murdered in cold blood."

"Yeah, it's sad, but Delilah ruined my wedding once before. I wasn't about to let her do it again."

The Devil locked eyes with him. "Yes. It's hard to be rejected, isn't it Jimmy? Twice."

"What?!"

"She said you tried to get her back

recently. I'd kill someone if they denied me once... not that that's possible. Come on, tell me, Jim-bo, did you want her dead? You know I love a juicy story."

Jimmy averted his eyes. "I'm not playing that mind game with you. Of course not! I was furious and humiliated when she dumped me, but I think I rebounded pretty well."

He gestured at his beautiful bride-to-be.

Lucifer gave her an appreciative glance. "Clearly. Respect."

"You should go play your games with

2Vile."

"The rapper?" Xemerian asked.

Lucifer looked at him.

"What?" He shrugged. "I listen to him sometimes."

"Yeah, Delilah dumped me for that

lunatic. They were always fighting. I think he slapped her around a bunch. He's the real deal, man, and he's surrounded by a bunch of gun-toting morons 24-7."

The information seemed to satisfy Lucifer, but Xemerian knew his thirst for taunting was not quite met. He turned his attention to the bride.

"I'm sorry, how rude of me. Allow me to introduce myself."

He extended a hand. She takes it, suddenly charmed- "I don't want to have sex with him tonight." She blurts before suddenly looking horrified. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean that!"

Jimmy looks at her dumbstruck.

"Of course you don't!" Lucifer grinned. "Let's be honest here. You're not marrying this human stain because you're actually in love with him, right?"

"No." She blurted again.

"Good luck with that," Xemerian said to the now heartbroken Jimmy.

"Well, we should be going. Best of luck to you crazy kids." Lucifer said and both Devil and leviathan walked off down the aisle.

Once they were back in the corvette, Xemerian smirked. "Hey Lucifer, can you imagine me getting married?"

"No."

"Really?"

Lucifer chuckled and turned to him with a smile though Xemerian paled a bit from the dark aura emanating from him.

"It's funny you think I'd let you get married off so easily."

"So you wouldn't want me getting married?" Xemerian teased.

Lucifer pondered the question before saying, "Well, I wouldn't make things easy for the man."

Xemerian giggled, "Fair enough."

They cruised up the drive of a pimped-out palace that could easily have its very own episode of MTV Cribs.

They both exited the car, and Xemerian was given the honor to ring the doorbell. The leviathan jumped when at the sound of a massive gong. The door is soon opened by a white English butler.

"Good afternoon, sirs."

"We're here to see the man sadly known as 2Vile. Is he in?" Lucifer asked

"I'm sorry sir. He's unavailable. I'm afraid he's in mourning."

"We have narcotics for him," Xemerian said making the butler pause before moving away from the doorway.

"Right this way, sirs."

Lucifer and Xemerian followed the butler into the den. Xemerian took note of the furniture from MOMA and the killer city views. The stereotypical tacky Hollywood living. 2Vile's crew was scattered all over the place. Hip-hop was thumping. There was tons of weed, weapons, and an immensely expensive PLASMA TV. And yours truly was sitting on the couch smoking pot. Yeah, he looked like he was mourning.

"Who are these clowns?" 2Vile asked blowing out a puff of smoke.

"They have narcotics for you, sir." The butler said.

"My name is Lucifer Morningstar and this is Xemerian." Lucifer introduced. "Now tell us about Delilah."

"What's to tell? She's dead."

That ignited Lucifer. He violently shoved 2Vile, sending him shattering through a glass door, toppling over the balcony to certain death just as Lucifer grabbed him by his blinged-out chains. Suspending him high above the hillside.

2Vile's crew react. One fire on impulse, the bullet flew past Xemerian and pinged off the balcony.

"DON'T SHOOT HIM, YOU IDIOT!" 2Vile screamed.

The crew froze. Xemerian took the opportunity to use his telekinesis to pull all the guns out of their hands. To prevent any more chaos from happening.

"I didn't kill her!" 2Vile exclaimed.

"Why should I believe you?" Lucifer asked coldly.

"Because I loved the bitch!"

"People sometimes kill people with

whom they're in love. The heart is mysterious. Or so I'm told."

"Girl made me crazy!"

Lucifer dropped him a bit more.

"Women can do that. That doesn't mean you should beat them up."

"Hey, hey! Come on, we worked that out a long time ago. I hit her ONCE 'cause she was cheating on me!" He said.

And there it is... another piece to the puzzle.