(Or "Visible to the Naked Eye")
"THE LAST TIME AS YOU MAY HAVE RECALLED, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE HAD JUST ESCAPED A BUNCH OF SHARKS WHILE SWIMMING ON THE SUNNY BEACHES OF HAWAII. NOW THE TWO ARE GOING SURFING..."
"COW-A-BUNGAAAAAAA!!" Rocky exclaimed, holding onto Bullwinkle's antlers while he surfed across a massive wave. "Boy, those lessons really paid off, huh buddy?!"
"Yep, sure have!" Bullwinkle replied. "You wanna see me do a flip?"
"Sure!" Rocky replied.
"GATHERING UP ENOUGH SPEED, THE MOOSE GLIDED OVER THE WATER TO THE VERY SUMMIT OF THE WAVE...AND WITH ROCKY STILL HOLDING ONTO HIS ANTLERS, EXECUTED A PERFECT FLIP!"
"Wow, that was awesome, Bullwinkle!" Rocky replied.
"Thanks!" Bullwinkle smiled. "Let's go Rock, think I see another wave over there.."
"WHAT THEY DIDN'T KNOW WAS THAT THEY'D JUST SNUCK BEHIND THE LINE SEPARATING THE CLOTHED FROM THE CLOTHE-LESS AND WERE NOW ON THE NUDE BEACH'S SIDE OF THE OCEAN, LEAVING BORIS AND NATASHA TO RELUCTANTLY CROSS OVER..."
"Bleh-ski.." Natasha stuck out her tongue. "Nekkid peoples are veird."
"AS BORIS AND NATASHA GASPED AT THE HORRORS ALL AROUND THEM ON THE NUDE BEACH, THEY HAPPENED TO COME ACROSS A FAMILIAR FACE..."
"Vait, izzat Peachfuzz?" Boris asked.
"Yep. Ees him." Natasha replied. "He's got fuzz, and...ew...a peach."
"PEACHFUZZ, WHO HAPPENED TO BE IN A DRUM CIRCLE WITH OTHER...nudies...SUDDENLY NOTICED BORIS AND NATASHA."
"oH HeY GUYS!!" Peachfuzz hollered, running out of the drum circle to see Boris and Natasha. "Fancy seein' you here, Ronnie, Mrs. Grey!"
"Vait, ve're not—"
"Dollink," Natasha placed a hand on Boris. "I sink he means alias names ve pick for disguises, and those specifically vhere vat ve used een Fort Lox caper, remember?"
"Ohhh.." Boris replied. "Now I yam gettink eet!" He turned to Peachfuzz. "Yes dat ees correct, I yam...Rongardo Gotalotacash, you know!"
"And you've still gotta marry Mrs. Pearl Grey, like you said you would!" Peachfuzz replied. "If you like I could officiate the wedding right here!"
"No, no, dollink." Natasha replied. "Right now ve have no need for "nude-pitals", HAHA, geddit, Ronnie, dollink?!"
"Ah jes, Pearl, ju are such eh cardski..." Boris laughed as well, then turned to Natasha, whispering; "ve GOTTA git outta here.."
"MEANWHILE, ACROSS THE WAY, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WERE STILL HAVING A GREAT TIME SURFING, BUT EVENTUALLY, BULLWINKLE NOTICED THAT ASIDE FROM THE OTHER PEOPLE, HE AND ROCKY WERE NOT EXACTLY ALONE..."
"Say, uh, Rock?" Bullwinkle asked. "Don't mean to alarm you or nothin' but the SHARKS are BAAAACK!!"
"WHAT?!" Rocky exclaimed then clutched onto Bullwinkle's torso. "You've gotta SURF, buddy, SURF LIKE THE WIND!!"
"AND WITH THAT, ROCKY PLACED HIS TAIL INTO THE WATER AND PROCEEDED TO USE IT AS AN OUTBOARD MOTOR TO GET AWAY FROM THE VICIOUS SEA CREATURES!"
"You don't wanna eat me!" Rocky exclaimed as one of the sharks drew closer. "Then you'd have to wait a whole hour before swimming!"
"YEAH!" Bullwinkle replied. "And moose isn't in season! So I'd taste horrible unless you ate me in March!"
"Isn't that for oysters?" Rocky asked.
"DO I LOOK LIKE I'D WANNA EAT OYSTERS RIGHT NOW ROCKY?!" Bullwinkle shouted, still trying to surf away from the horde of sharks.
"WELL LOOKS LIKE ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE ARE IN A BIT OF A PICKLE! WILL BORIS AND NATASHA ESCAPE THE NUDE BEACH?! WILL ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE ESCAPE THE DEADLY SHARKS?! BE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME, FOR "Nude, where's my car?" OR, "Booty is in the eye of the beholder"...AND BRING SOME EYE BLEACH, KIDS, I CAN'T STAND NAKED PEOPLE.."