- last time on total drama game over! The teams where set in charge of testing an invention that we "borrowed" from area 51, the portal guns – said Chris – some of them managed to do the puzzles with ease, some of them struggled, at the end, thanks to Tyler's hard head the phoenix where able to win the challenge, while lightning hard head was sent back home at the warp pipe of shame style! Who will win and who will cry? Find out now in total drama game over!
*intro*
It was late at night when the teams were getting ready to sleep on their bedrooms, at the second floor of the so called "hotel" of Chris (which was in fact, a duplex) the members of team phoenix were getting ready to sleep.
This time around the bedrooms where co-ed just like they were on season 3, and unlike season's 1, 2 and 4, but since they were all 20-year-olds and all legal adults there was no problem, still the male beds where on the right side of the cabin while the female beds where on the left side.
The beds where extremely comfortable, and looked futuristic despite still being bunk, they looked like beds from a 5-star hotel.
Ezekiel looked at the portrait of his family, it was a photo with a younger Ezekiel between his father and his mother, his father had short gray hair and a small beard, he wore a gray shirt that was covered by a blue overall, his mother had a brown hair that went up to the shoulders, she had a light blue shirt with long sleeves.
- you seem to have a very big connection to your parents – said Dawn surprising Ezekiel
- do you never warn before showing up? – said Ezekiel – yes, my parents were responsible for me being back, not back at the show, but back at being me, they where the ones to sue the show in and finding me hidden on the island, they where the ones who sent me to rehab
- I would hate to have parents like yours – said Courtney – weren't them who taught you those horrible things about women?
- don't speak like that about my parents – said Ezekiel angry – I know they might not be perfect, but they are very important to me, and now I'm stuck at this cursed program with such harsh memories
- if you hate this program so much, why are you back here? – asked Sam curious
- actually, I was kind of forced to come back by Chris – said Ezekiel – as I said before my parents sued the show for all that has done with me, like using me for challenges, locking me at a cage, etc. then Chris lawyers found a breach on the legislation and contract that forbid contestants or families to sue the show while I'm still participating, so basically I was dragged here so Chris doesn't need to pay the suing
- that's rough buddy – said Harold – I came back because I found out Lashawna was coming and I wanted to spend more time with her, I even wrote her a new song
- I think you're making a mistake going after her – said Tyler – it might look like you're desperate and chicks hate desperate guys
- speaking about relationships – said molly – you haven't told me what happened between you and mike Zoey – asked molly
- you really want me to tell that badly? – asked Zoey – sigh, fine, it was something very weird, on a seemingly normal day he started acting all weird and aggressive, he started wearing his hair over his eye and his eyes got all baggy
- what if it was an alternative personality of his? – asked Gwen – I've seen that he had MPD on season 4
- but generally, when mike changes to another personality he doesn't stay like that forever, he eventually will go back at being mike, this "new mike" kept acting this way for weeks without the old mike returning, until someday he simply broke up with me – said Zoey simply
- weird – said Gwen, but for some reason nobody said anything, so she just turned off the light – good night
- good night – said the other members
At the first floor the team Pegasus enjoyed their less luxurious bedroom
- truco! – said Duncan
(In case you don't know, truco is a popular card game among Latin Americans countries, the rules are to try to beat the opponent's cards with your own, there is a hierarchy of cards in the game but if you wish to understand the game better here is a link for a video explaining it: watch?v=vdpNdGVAHzg )
- do we accept or run? – asked Owen
- ill accept it – says Noah that played with Owen as his partner
- play anything you want ill to beat it – says Duncan
- oh yeah? – said Noah – then beat the 5 of clubs
- say what? – said Duncan seeing the manilha hit the table
- we win again – says Noah – its 10 bucks for each
- and a bag of donuts for me – said Owen
- it's all your fault – says Jo who played with Duncan
- stupid termite filled bed – said Heather trying to sleep – we were supposed to be on the winner's room
- its lightning's fault we're here – said Anne Maria
- can you speak quieter? – said Dakota – I need my beauty sleep, otherwise I might get angry and…
- what happens when you get angry? – says Jo mockingly – will you turn into the 12 feet monster?
These words seemed to have affected Dakota more than they should, the memories of the time of monster got her nervous, jo seemed to notice a small change on Dakota's hair color, but it could be just an impression.
*at the next day*
- our contestants are sleeping – said Chris holding a horn
Chris raised the horn and pushed the button making birds fly from the trees
- its in the morning – said Leshawna – do I look like a farmer to you?
- good morning contestants – said Chris with a megaphone – you better get up and meet me behind the mess hall in half an hour
All the contestants had already dressed up and where at specified location when chris showed up riding a tired brown horse, he also wore a king cape and a crown
- welcome to today's challenge people – said Chris – I hope you're excited for some manual construction because today's challenge has the theme of the real time strategy game age of empires
- this is how its gonna go – continued Chris – each team will choose a place on the forest to build your base, you have up until noon to finish building the castle, house, I don't know, its up to you, and also make costumes and characters following the medieval theme, after noon you will be judged by your's truly, on both castle and costume, the team with the best castle and costume will get a reward that will help them on the second half of the challenge
- with what material we will build this fort? – asked Leshawna
Chris whistled and 2 trucks of garbage and trash showed up
- each team will receive a truck full of trash and leftovers from the medieval movie – said Chris
- im sorry? – asked Owen – but what about breakfast?
- about that – said Chris – you will have to find your own food both on breakfast and at lunch
- lets go find a good place to build – said alejandro calling his team to follow him
- its best if we go too – said Courtney calling her team
- this is a good place – said Scott at a clearing
- we should look for a high ground place – said Alejandro – like the top of that mountain
* confessional Alejandro *
- everyone knows that in any war the side who fights on the high ground has an advantage
The garbage truck dumped a pile of junk at the foot of the mountain
- well thought out genius – said Duncan – now we will have to carry the stuff uphill
- believe me – said Alejandro – it will be worth it
- who will get the food? – asked Jo while picking up a hammer from the pile
- I can go – asked Owen – my granpa taught me to hunt and fish at the forest
- ill go with him – said Leshawna
- while the two of you get food we will build the fort – said Scott picking some lumber
Currently at the phoenix side:
- I think this will be a good place – said Gwen
- I agree – said Courtney – the trees are very close nearby which makes it harder for invasion, making it easier to defend
- we still need to think who will come get food – said Harold
- can I come, eh? – said Ezekiel
The others were surprised at the prairie boy volunteering.
- how a noodle arm like you will be able to hunt? – asked Eva
- sorry soldier – said Brick with a comforting smile – but I think your efforts will be better here, let me and Harold hunting alright?
- but i… - said Ezekiel but they had already left
At this moment the garbage truck dumps the leftovers at the side of the chosen place for the phoenix team
- pick a hammer bro – said Tyler giving a hammer to Ezekiel
While that happens Owen and Leshawna are walking on the forest
- here – said Owen looking at the river – I will get some fishes for us
- alright – said Leshawna – ill be collecting some fruits
Leshawna was searching for a fruitful tree when Harold saw her from far apart.
- hey Brick – said Harold – you can go ahead, ill catch up to you
Harold approached Leshawna and said.
- hi Leshawna
Leshawna sighed.
- hi Harold – said leshawna
- did you know that I wrote a new song for you? – asked Harold
- what? – asked Leshawna
- I was living out my best life
- Harold – said Leshawna
- when suddenly I see a figure
- Harold! – said Leshawna trying to call Harold but he was too concentrated
- that completely flipped upside down my life
- HAROLD – said Leshawna annoyed
- looking like a goddess in a sculpture
- HAROLD STOP THAT – Leshawna yelled – don't you see? That's exactly why our relationship didn't work! You worship me like a perfect goddess and I just want to be treated like an equal!
- im sorry – said Harold sadly – I will try to change
- Harold there's something I need to tell you – said leshawna lowering her face at her hand – ever since we broke up I started to go out with another guy
- what? – said Harold surprised – who?
- DJ – said L0eshawna – I hope you understand
- you… - but Harold was speechless
- listen here Harold – said Leshawna – raise that head, youre an Incredible guy, smart, talented, funny, it just so happens that your way of demonstrating love was not my way of receiving it, but I'm sure that you will find someone a lot better than me that will be able to reciprocate your feelings
- I understand… - said Harold sadly
- can we still be friends? – said her raising the hand for a fist bump
Despite being sad Harold still corresponded to the fist bump
- DJ is a lucky guy – said Harold sad
- now go back to your team – said Leshawna – they need you
Harold left and went to meet Brick who was filling a bucket of avocados.
After some time Owen finally reached the Pegasus base that was being built, and had some paliçade walls and rock foundation
- what about some cooked fish? – said Owen with a bucket full of salmons and bass
- what about some fruit salad to accompany that? – said Leshawna
- finally – said the members of the Pegasus team who where starving
At the same time with the phoenix:
Brick and Harold came back with 2 rabbits while the team was building, the building was elevated with 4 pilars holding a wooden surface like a tower while at the bottom the stone bricks where placed on the foundation like a… well, tower
- sorry but I don't eat meat – said Dawn
- there's also avocados – said Brick
Ezekiel placed another stone brick when he saw a mice, Ezekiel sighed and picked the creature and placed him outside commanding for it to go away
- bye little friend – said Ezekiel while freeing the mice at the forest
- I didn't knew you where an animal type of guy – said Dawn
- during my feral time – said Ezekiel – I lived with many animals, I could even understand them, like if they spoke my language eh, the mutant creatures suffered a lot
- it's a whole new look to life, isn't it? – said Dawn interested – I bet this experience will mark you forever
- what if I tell you there is still a reminiscent of my feral days that no doctor or therapist was able to heal on me? – said Ezekiel
- hey, you – said Courtney that was leading the project – can you go a little faster? We need to make our costumes and weaponry.
- ok contestants, first lets analyze the forts of each team – said Chris
Chris went to the phoenix fort and analyzed it, it was a kind of tower with a stone foundation and four wooden pillars that formed the skeleton, the upper part was made of wooden as a patform with big windows and a wooden ceiling
- a strong rock foundation sustained by wooden beams – said Chris – looks like someone made their engineering homework, but the placement chosen is really lacksluster, ill give it a 6
- we could have did chosen a better place right Gwen? – said Eva
- about the Pegasus fort im impressed – said Crhsi – you built it at the top of a hill and added a paliçade wall around it, its very well protected, despite not having a ceiling, you won! 8 points!
The members of the Pegasus team celebrated
- very good idea of the hill alejandro – said Anne Maria
- currently its 1 to 0 for the Pegasus, so if the phoenix want to catch up they better have done very well at these costumes – said Chris – put the costumes on! Lets get this started
The teams when before the curtains of the runway the superhero episode from season 2 and chris was sitting in front of the runway
- ok when I call your names you come here and explain your character – said Chris – since the Pegasus are winning why don't we start with them? Come here Anne Maria
Anne Maria showed up waling through the runway with a jaguar pattern clothes and a club in hands, she wore a jaguar head as a hood
- im an Aztec jaguar warrior – said Anne maria
- well its good to have cultural diversity here, but the acting is very lacking, 5 points, you can sit
Anne maria got away from the runway and sitted at the bench
- you can enter owen! – said Chris
Owen came out of the curtain with a leather armor a wooden shield and a hammer and a horned helmet
- im Owen the berserker from the north! Uaaaar! – said owen entering the character
- I loved the viking style – said Chris – 7 points, Noah, youre next
Then we cut to a montage of the characters entering with their costumes and being judged by chris, Noah was wearing a rogue clothes, Duncan wore a hunic warrior attire, Alejandro wore a Spanish conquistador armor, Leshawna was wearing a barbarian warrior figurine
- you can enter now Scott – said Chris and the redhead showed up with half his face painted in blue, shirtless and with white and blue pants, his big wooden shield and a stone hammer
- I am a woad raider! – said Scott – in honor of my Scottish ancestors
- impressive and very cultural – said Chris – 9 points for the costume, now Dakota Heather and Jo, its you 3 that's left
Dakota was wearing a white and golden armor on a she-rá style, a rubber sword withrout edge because there where no real arms on the garbage pile
Jo wore similar clothes, but dark and red and an evil mask while carrying a rubber spear
Heather was the last and she wore traditional Chinese war clothes with a feathered helmet and carrying a chu-ko-nu (a type of Chinese crossbow that can fire multiple arrows)
- very good – said Chris – the total average of your points was 7, it will be hard for the phoenix team to beat that, and speaking about them, here comes molly!
Molly was wearing a dark brown hood that allow her to pass by on the dark, a rubber dagger on hand and dark clothes and a mask covering her face
- very good the thief aspect, 6 points – said Chris – Harold, your turn
Harold was wearing completely black clothes that covered his entire body leaving only his eyes out, he carried his trusty nunchucks with them, he rushed to the stage and kneeled in respect
- we have a ninja here – said Chris – very good acting, 7 points, Dawn youre next
Again we transition to a montage of characters entering and showing their costumes, Dawn wore druid clothes, Eva was sporting a longsword and a thick armor from eastern Europe, Gwen wore a skull mask and necromant clothes, Courtney wore her old princess clothes from season 2 and a wooden sword, Tyler wore a spartan armor and a rubber pointed spear like in season 3
- now its Ezekiel turn – said Chris being excited to see how the prairie boy would fail miserably – you can come
Ezekiel jumped front with green clothes and a green archer hat from the swiss alps, carrying a longbow and arrow, he insantly pushes a rubber point arrow and points it at chef, chef panics, he lets go of the rope and the arrow takes down chef's hat
- impressive – said Chris – looks like we have a Robin Hood on phoenix team, the clothes are great for the theme too, 9 points, to finish this already come on Brick Zoey and Sam
Brick was wearing a white and blue paladin armor with a similar sword, his knight helmet had the visor taken down and a blue feather coming from the top of it
Zoey was wearing a piece of cloth around her head like a headband, she had warpaint on her eyes and sport a big bow like a ranger
Sam was wearing dark blue robes with stars and moons with a pointy hat and a fake beard, like a wizard
- ok we have our results – said Chris – despite team Pegasus going very well team phoenix managed to beat them by a half point! Team phoenix has 7.5, this makes the score 1 to 1 and both teams get the bonus! Now time for the second half of the challenge
- what will be the second half? – asked heather
- shhhhh – said Chris – we get there when we get there, since you all made such cool armor I thought it would be cool if you actually put them to test, each team will receive a flag and must hide them on your respective fort, the first team to pick up the opposing team's flag wins, now since both of you won the prize, ill let chef explain it
- the prize are these spaghetti guns – said Chef giving them said guns – each team can attach them to their fort and use it to defend it
The teams went to their respective sides
- 3 – said Chris
Everyone got ready
- 2 – continued Chris
Everyone stared at each other
- 1 – said Chris
Gwen and Courtney where operating the spaghetti gun for the phoenix while Alejandro and Scott operated for the Pegasus
- GO – yelled Chris
The teams ran to each others and the fighting started to happen on the field
Eva with her thick armor used her rubber sword to fight Leshawna who wore skin clothes and a rubber axe, Leshawna swings her axe trying to hit Eva but she ducks, Eva tries stabbing Leshawna with her longsword but she jumpgs backwards, finally Eva tries to tackle leshawna but she trips and falls anti-climatically
Dawn rushed towards the Pegasus side when heather intercepted her shooting various arrows that hit Dawn's body
- ouch ouch – said Dawn while being hit
- youre not getting away – said Heather pointing her chu ko nu at Dawn when another rubber pointed arrow hits her at the back of her head and she falls down
- you ok? – asked Ezekiel walking towards Dawn and helping her get up
- heroism is not gonna get you anywhere weirdo – said Heather shooting another wave of arrows in both of them and getting them down
While that happened Owen charged to battle with his hammer, he then faces off with Harold with his ninja clothes, Harold makes a martial art taunt they stare at each other
Owen rushes with his hammer and swings it upwards, but Harold dodges sideways, Owen swings it horizontally but Harold dodges again, Owen swings it low but Harold jumps over it, Owen spins the hammer and throws it while Harold matrix-dodge it and finally throws his nunchack at his feet making him fall
Noah is hidden like a rogue
* confessional Noah *
- it should be illegal forcing me to do anything physical
Zoey shows up behind him and drops him on the ground
- I think ill just stay here anyway – said Noah
Duncan is rushing with his armor and spear when Molly show up on his way
- look you can just let me through and I will not put this spear through your throat alright? – said Duncan
- what spear – said Molly
- this – said him but he realizes he had nothing on his hands
Molly now was holding a spear
- how did you do this? – asked Duncan
-you'd be surprised – said Molly now holding a bunch of skin clothes
Duncan looked at himself who was wearing nothing but his underwear, he runs away from the battlefield into the bedrooms cursing Molly
Jo and Tyler meet at the battlefield
- she is a girl where am I supposed to hit her? – asked Tyler
- tough luck – said Jo and she hits his head with her spear
Tyler falls into the ground seeing stars
Brick and Anne maria meet at the battlefield
- I cant just harm a woman, its agains the army code – said Brick
- tough luck – said Anne Maria trying to imitate Jo but she suddenly gets hit in the head by a rubber arrow and gets knocked down
Brick looks confused but just continues
While that happens Dakota and Sam meet at the battlefield
- hi Dakota – said Sam kinda nervous
- hi Sam – said Dakota
- how is your "problem" going?
- better – said Dakota – haven't gotten a relapse since may
- that's good – said Sam
Running around the Pegasus fort was Harold Brick Zoey and Molly that were the remaining contestants from the bloodbath, spaghetti bombs flew through the air over their heads while they went uphill
Suddenly a spaghetti projectile from alejandro hits Molly and she gets stuck in the ground
* confessional Molly *
- what was on that spaghetti?
* confessional Chef *
- extra sticky sauce, my specialty
At the phoenix fort side where Leshawna Jo and Heather running when a spaghetti bomb hits Leshawna getting her down
- Yes – said Courtney high fiving Gwen
* confessional Heather *
- they where too united, but I had something to separate them
- hey Courtney – said Heather – catch this!
Heather shoots an arrow with a photo stuck to it
- you missed me – said Courtney
- why don't you see what's in the arrow? – said Heather
- huh? – asked Courtney and she realizes there was a tiny envelope stuck to the arrow
She opens it and sees a photo of Duncan and Gwen kissing
Courtney just looked at that image in shock
- Courtney, we've been over this, lets be mature about it, there has been 3 years since and we formed such a great friendship – said Gwen
Courtney looked at gwen with a pure hate expression
- maybe im not as over it as I thougth – said Courtney while she jumps at Gwen and the two of them started fighting
- yes – said Heather
They bump into the canon and it starts shooting randomly and hits Heather and Jo
At the Pegasus side Brick was hit by the spaghetti bomb and was stuck to the ground, Zoey rushed dodging all spaghetti like an Olympic athlete
- wow – said Harold impressed, but them he is hit by a spaghetti bomb for being distracted
- how are we gonna get the flag if we are stuck? – asked Heather
- I have an idea – said Jo – hey Dakota, why don't you drop your neckbeard boyfriend and come here already?
- what? – asked Dakota
- that's right – said Jo – your boyfriend is a losers who still lives with his parents and wear diapers
- hey – Sam objected – that was only once when I was trying to beat the record of most time playing non stop
Dakota was getting angry at the insults directed at her boyfriend, with the anger her skin got orange, her hair got short and green, her size was doubled and a tail grew
- DAKOTA SMASHES – said Dakota running towards the phoenix fort
Gwen and Courtney where fighting but got surprised when seen the giant girl jump into their fort destroying its ceiling with a single hit, and then tossing Gwen and Courtney out, she then picks up the phoenix flag
- THE PEGASUS WIN – yelled Chris – that was AWESOME
- GRUAAAAAAR – groaned Dakota
- Dakota calm down – said Sam – someone give me her purse
- here – alejandro tosses Dakota purse to Sam and he picks a seringe from inside
He jumps towards Dakota and injects the seringe on her neck
At this moment Dakotazoid starts getting drowsy and falls down, then slowly start going back to normal
- amazing – said Chris – that was awesome to watch, not, go take a shower, you stink, and phoenix team, I'll see you at the elimination ceremony tonight
- yeah – said Courtney looking at Gwen – see you at the elimination new Heather
Later:
- guys we need to eliminate Gwen – said Courtney
- why? – asked Ezekiel
- she is making an alliance with the other team – said Courtney
- do you have evidence? – asked Tyler
Courtney shows the picture of Gwen and Duncan kissing
- she was the one who was trying to sabotage me at the spaghetti canon and let us lose – said Courtnewy – she is throwing the game for her boyfriend to win
- I knew I couldn't trust weird goth girl – said Eva
At the elimination ceremony:
- flaming phoenix – said Chris – I have 10 bags of doritos here, you already casted your votes and made your decision, when I call your name, come and claim your doritos, the one who doesn't receive a doritos will gop the walk of shame, take the warp pipe of losers and go home, the safe are, Harold
Harold made a commemorative gesture and picked the doritos
- Eva and Zoey – chris continued – and surprisingly Ezekiel
Ezekiel grabbed the bag happy to not be the first out for a change
- and Tyler – said Chris – and so are Dawn and Brick
- Sam – said Chris – and Molly
- guys, the last bag – said chris
Courtney and Gwen stared at each other
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- Courtney – said Chris – Gwen, the pipe of shame is that way
Gwen was walking disappointed to the dock of shame
- can I say my last words? – asked Gwen already inside the pipe
- no – said Chris and pulled the flush – who will continue in the game and who will get flushed away to Loserville? Find out next time on total drama game over!
Flaming phoenix: Tyler, Harold, Ezekiel, Brick, Courtney, Sam, Eva, Dawn, Molly, Zoey
Flying Pegasus: Noah, Alejandro, Owen, Heather, Jo, Scott, Anne maria, Leshawna, Duncan, Dakota
Elimination order:
22nd lightning
21st Gwen