Herman was in a good mood.
Ever since he joined the Flag Smashers, his luck on Pandora turned right around! He went from having to fight for scraps of food to eating like a cannibalistic tink after a battle!
…cruel idea, but…not inaccurate.
Kicking over another dead S.W.O.R.D., the freedom fighter tilted his head as he eyed the dead man. The leader, Karli, said for him and the others to go to the meeting place and kill any agents that arrive, he thought they'd be a lot harder to kill, but he was surprised, to say the least.
Hey, it at least meant easy looting, right?
His attention was drawn when he heard the doors part. Looking over, Herman the Shocker paled when he saw just who arrived.
A blonde haired woman. For a moment, Herman thought she was just WEIRD, he recognised the woman…but something about her felt…off. He couldn't put his finger on it—
CRASH
He cringed when fucking Captain America smashed through the window, grabbing a flag smasher by the bar counter and throwing him around like a damn chew toy! , Battlestar kicked the doors to the bar open and charged in. All at once, the room exploded into chaos, each of the newcomers fighting in new and chaotic ways that told Her,an, at last, why they felt so off.
They were fucking Thunderbolts! The sort of guys who ate villains like him and the Flag Smashers for breakfast,
Herman ducked down behind the bar and covered his head, the freedom fighter huffing and buffing as he watched a window get smashed out, the Shocker using the opportunity presented and jumping out. He could see the shooting and mayhem transition outside, and he knew he had to get away, especially when the Thunderbolts utterly obliterated the reinforcement vehicles.
He took off running and—
BAM
Herman couldn't feel anything, but he was vaguely aware that he was on his back…and that he got hit by a bus. A bus that, amidst all the chaos, went unnoticed.