"So, ever wondered what you get when you mix two Dalmatians, a video game, a goat, and a reaction to the trailer of an upcoming film?" Deadpool asked.

"You get the next game night!" The Mask exclaimed. "Let's go!"

Everyone was gathered at Town Hall.

"Hey Calamity, you noticed how Little Beeper has been especially affectionate to you?" Furrball asked.

"Oh, Calamy." Little Beeper giggled.

"LB, not in front of the others." Calamity informed.

"Let them watch." Little Beeper replied, nuzzling him. "I want them to know how much you mean to me."

"OMG! That's, like totally, sweet." Shirley informed. "Hug her back!"

Calamity's face was turning red from LB's affection.

"Err, LB, you're kind of embarrassing me." He whispered to her.

"Aw, am I?" Little Beeper replied. "I'm so silly, as in silly in love with you."

"Save it for the bedroom, you two!" The Mask replied. "Because I'm opening the doors!"

The Mask opened the doors for everyone.

"And it looks like Cadpig & Da Vinci are playing Goat Simulator!" Deadpool announced. "Yawn!"

"Aw come on, how bad can it be?" Cadpig asked.

"A goat?" Da Vinci added. "What's so artistic about goats?"

"Aw jeez, we got an art freak." Soldier sighed. "Just play the game already."

The game was taking a while to load.

"Calamy, I love you." Little Beeper cooed, giving him a hug.

"Err, Iloveyoutoo." Calamity quickly whispered back. "Beeper, why are you being so affectionate?"

"Why would I not be affectionate?" Little Beeper replied. "I love you very much."

"Get a room, you two." Fowlmouth laughed.

"Shut up, Fowlmouth!" Calamity snarled. "Beeper, this is kind of embarrassing in front of the others."

"I'll stop if you kiss me." Little Beeper replied, surprising Calamity.

"Didn't I say to save it for the bedroom?" The Mask intervened. "The game has finished loading."

"Ugh, we're playing as smelly goats!" Da Vinci groaned.

"Aww, just give the game a chance." Cadpig replied. "There's a lot of stuff we can do."

"You mean grass and be smelly all day?" Da Vinci replied.

"No, stuff like this." Cadpig replied.

Cadpig used the controller to control the goat she is controlling to headbutt an incoming car, sending the car into the distance.

"That is rather impressive." Da Vinci replied. "Allow me to try."

She did the same thing, and was rather impressed.

"Wow." She said. "Maybe this game won't be so hard after all."

"I told you." Cadpig replied.

"Come on." Little Beeper whispered. "It'll be quick."

"But, what about the others?" Calamity replied.

"Never mind them." Little Beeper slyly replied. "What are they going to do?"

"So, what else can you do in this game?" Da Vinci asked.

"I'll show you." Cadpig replied. "But geez, there's a lot of bugs in this game."

The two climbed the tower.

"We can become the ruler of all goats?" Cadpig asked. "Even I didn't know that."

"That's a unique touch." Da Vinci agreed.

Meanwhile, Little Beeper was affectionately nuzzling Calamity to get him to kiss her, making his face turn more and more red.

"Am I not being affectionate enough?" She asked him.

"You're being overly affectionate." Calamity replied.

"Yet you haven't kissed me yet." Little Beeper replied.

"Jeez, if you be any more affectionate, you'd soon be emphasising this story's M rating." Calamity replied. "However, I will hug you because you are very sweet."

Calamity started hugging Little Beeper.

"I knew you love me." She whispered.

Suddenly, the power went out.

"Hey Porcupiney!" Baxton called. "I just pulled out this device, and now everything is dark."

"Baxton, that's the power box!" Porcupiney replied.

After plugging the P.O box back in, all the data was erased.

"Aw man." Cadpig groaned.

"Hmm, it feels that this story is missing something." Natterjack spoke out.

"Everyone, the new Space Jam movie trailer hit the net!" Geno announced. "Let's watch it!"

(After watching the trailer...)

"That... was... Awesome!" Deadpool announced.

"A cartoony LeBron?" Foxy spoke out. "What more could you want?"

"I know!" Babs replied. "Who knows, they might put us in the film as a cameo."

"This story is still missing something." Little Beeper informed.

"Oh, I know what it is." Calamity replied.

Calamity leaned Little Beeper in a dip, and kissed her on her beak. Afterwards, she was all dizzy, and hearts were swirling around her.

"That what you wanted?" He asked, smiling at her.

Little Beeper landed in his arms.

"Take me home?" She replied.

Calamity lifted Little Beeper in a bridal carry, and walked out of the Town Hall.

I hope you all liked this story. See you next time.