Chapter Three: Just Wait a Minute!

A silently crying Mineta was in a stare-down with his two assaulters, his two classmates Ochako Uraraka and Mina Ashido. In the meanwhile, the doctors in the area were fixing up Mineta, mainly focusing on his heavily damaged manhood.

"Mina, next time remind me to have Momo make a metal bat," She mused to her companion, earning a "Will do" as a response. Mineta turned his head so that his eyes were facing the ceiling as he recalled his two beat downs. He then turned back to his escorts with a sad expression.

"It..was..an accident," he managed to say through the various remedies being applied to his balls. Speaking of balls, his hair had blood stains, as after beating him, Uraraka forcefully ripped off the balls in his hair, causing him to bleed profusely.

"Yeah, and All For One is a great hero," Mina remarked sarcastically. "You better stop lying, or else I'll-

"Uhm, hello?" A semi-familiar voice began from behind them. "I need to see Minoru Mineta?"

"Oh, he's in there, what do you need him for if you don't mind me-WAIT, BAKUGOU?" Ochako shouted, jumping back into the room. Viewing this as a way of letting him in, Katsuki Bakugou entered the room. Right behind him, a taller man with brown hair followed suit.

"Oh, I didn't know you guys knew my son here," the man said cheerfully, offering a hand. "My name is Masaru Bakugou, Katsuki's dad. I made him come here to apologize to his hospitalized classmate for beating him up," he explained with a disappointed tone of voice.

Katsuki approached the injured Mineta and examined him. Wincing in mock-pain as his eyes glanced over his private part, Bakugou sighed. "I'm sorry for beating you up back in the dorms,"

Mineta responded with a look of pity, much to the pomeranian's chagrin. "No, no, I deserved it." he said before turning to his two escorts with a glare. "But I did not deserve to have my balls beaten by some two-faced bitches!"

"Say that to my face, perverted freak!" Mina exclaimed as she rushed over to him with a glare of her own.

"You heard me! Your buddy-bitch here is all, "Deku, Deku" and is all nice and adorable, but even when I apologize, I still get beaten up!" He retorted, steam radiating from his bleeding head.

"That's because you're a menace to society! When you eventually get kicked out of U.A, the world will be happier knowing you couldn't get frisky without mutual consent because his perverted private part doesn't work!" Uraraka replied in defense of her actions.

"Yeah, I'm a menace to society, huh? I don't see you ganging up with the girls you beat up Stain or All For One and destroying their dongs! Unlike me, they're ACTUAL criminals who have murdered people!"

Uraraka and Mina went silent at this rebuttal. Big mistake. Mineta's ego was being stroked with each and every passing second of silence.

"Exactly! So how about you shut up and just accept that you're just mad because Cammy and Mei are more attractive to Izuku then you are!"

"BITCH I WILL END YOU!" The acid hero lunged at him, but not before being halted by Bakugou.

"Pinky, if you kill the shrimp now, you'll be worse than he is, so just calm down for a bit and-

"Mighty fucking rich coming from the walking explosion telling people to die daily and acts more like a villain than freaking Stain. At least he has morals!"

"SAY THAT AGAIN, PINKY. I WILL MURDER YOU!"

With how wild the room was, Mineta was easily able to get up, grab some disinfectants, and walk out the door. Already being escorted twice, Mineta knew the way back to Heights Alliance, but first, he had to go to U.A. "Gotta turn in that assignment, late by two days already…'

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When Mineta entered Class 1-A, the first to notice him was Izuku. "Oh, Mineta? You're still alive?"

"Why did you think I died?!" Mineta gasped, slightly offended by his peer's assumption.

"You would be if I knew how to make a steel bat, which I do now…" Momo remarked with a tint of threatening in her voice. "Where's Uraraka and Mina?"

"Currently having a shout match with Bakugou. I left a bit after that started,"

"Uraraka in a shout match...with Bakugou…" Izuku began, trying to comprehend what he just heard. "Who was winning?"

"The girls, but as I left I heard an explosion so I'm going to assume Bakugou is at the advantage right now-

"Don't EVER insult my parents! That's my job and ONLY my job!" The teen in question exclaimed, kicking open the door and dropping off Uraraka and Mina, both with char marks on their skin and clothing. Similarly, the left side of Bakugou's school shirt showed signs of being melted off. He then proceeded to enter the classroom and into his assigned seat.

"Y'know, I would ask what was going on, but now I don't want to know. As for quirk usage in a public area without a hero license, your parents are going to have to pay a fine if they don't want you all going to juvie," Eraserhead imparted.

"Here!" Bakugou pulled out an envelope and tossed it at his teacher. Aizawa caught it easily and opened it to see a check for forty-three thousand yen (roughly 400 USD). Nodding in approval, he then looked to the beaten girls with an expectant look. Two envelopes slipped from their skirt pockets. Aizawa picked them up and opened them to see it had a similar amount.

"Bakugou, what's your dad doing with 131k yen (roughly 1200 USD) in pocket?" he asked his student curiously.

"I don't know, and I don't fucking care!"

Accepting that as an answer, the pro hero/teacher was about to begin class when Mineta got up, walked to the two unconscious students, and proceeded to kick them violently. "And this is for my little Mineta!" he cried out before kicking both of them very hard in the chest area. As a matter of fact, he had kicked them so hard that they had woken up.

"Mineta, stop it you cretin!" Jiro called out, rather melodramatically too.

"Ugh, my head…" Uraraka moaned in pain as she rubbed her head, wincing. "What's going on?"

"Oh, it's just horrible. This demon tried to molest you while you were unconscious!" Jiro lied. Mineta turned to her with a "but why though" look of pleading. Her only response was a smirk.

"J-Just wait a minute! Aizawa-sensei, Todoroki, Midoriya, and Bakugou are all right there. Do you really think that if I was truly trying to molest you, they'd just let me-WAITNOPLEASE!"

Grabbed by the ear by Mina, she and Uraraka were about to leave when Mineta was snatched away by Aizawa's binding cloth. "Normally, I'd let you take the necessary actions needed in order to set the lesson straight. But, as a fellow man, I cannot stand here while my student's penis gets beaten to oblivion! To your seats, now!"

Reluctantly, the two girls seated themselves and watched as Mineta crawled back to his own.

Wait, what? He didn't get sent to the hospital today? "Oh yeah baby! Girls - 2 | Mineta - 1!" He cheered as he pranced towards Heights Alliance happily. "But you know what they say, a realization a day keeps the beatdowns away!"

~End~