Static finished buttoning up the last of the young girl's onesie as Sandy returned back into his living room after discarding of the solid diapers. "Look at you." She smirked while picking up her young son causing him to lose his grip on Static's tail fur. "Yer a real pro now."
"Guess I better get started on getting a few of these for myself." He winked at her as he picked up the girl and followed Sandy to his posh couch. After he took a seat next to her his eyes went wide as he watched her start to undo the top few buttons of her shirt.
Sandy glanced at him and stopped immediately as she realized he'd never seen her breastfeed before. "Uh… I'm sorry." Shyly she started buttoning her shirt up again. "Should I go in the other room?"
"No!" He nervously shouted. "You're fine!" He then looked in the opposite direction from her, as her young daughter Tex, continued to chomp down on his fingers.
"Thanks for all yer help today Static. Just ya holding Tex while I feed Wes is such a relief. They throw such a fit while waiting ta eat if they ain't being held."
"No problem!" He still somewhat shouted as he looked away from her.
"Static." She sighed. "Ya don't have to close yer eyes. I ain't exactly shy about this kinda thing anymore."
He hesitantly turned his focus back to her. He was fully aware his face was completely red, but seeing her giggle a bit at his expense made him feel a bit better about the situation. He found himself unable to hold back the urge to look down at the small boy latched onto her one exposed breast. "Isn't it uncomfortable?" He asked.
"Nah. It's when I can't feed 'em as often that it's uncomfortable. Having a backlog of milk is mightily painful." She seemed to shutter at the memory of such an event.
He nodded his understanding as he continued to watch her tend to the child. "Is he asleep?" Static questioned in bewilderment.
"Oh yeah." She laughed not even attempting to lower her voices volume. "Feeding time usually puts him right out."
"But he's still sucking…"
"Yup. Their both pretty good at multitasking during chow time." She brushed the fur on her young son's brow while looking down at him lovingly. "Tex seems ta be making quick work of yer hand." She glanced towards him as she started to slowly remove the sleeping child from his meal.
"I got another." He joked while trying not to shamelessly stare at her fully exposed breast.
Sandy gently laid the boy down next to her before putting away her used breast and getting the next ready for her daughter. "Could ya hand her ta me?" She asked.
"Yeah. You want me to take him?"
"If ya don't mind." She looked at him apologetically.
"Not at all." He bit down nervously on his tongue as they moved the children around. He didn't want to upset them, or worse hurt them. He was pleasantly surprised that they seemed far less fragile now than they had the last time he had held them, about a month ago.
"Have you ate?" Static asked. "I was thinking about ordering some Thai food."
A gasp of excitement shot out of Sandy's mouth causing Static to jump a little in surprise.
"That's sounds amazing! I didn't get around ta eating dinner as the kids were so fussy earlier."
"Perfect!" He smiled happily as he cautiously got up, sleeping child in arms, to retrieve his cordless phone from it's wall mount. "What do you want?"
"Surprise me, but just be sure that it isn't spicy." She requested while readjusting her squirming daughter.
"But you love spicy food." He stated confused.
"Oh don't I! But it doesn't sit well with these little ones, so as long as their drinking me dry I gotta go without." She gave him a slight frown while she continued to struggle with her tiny wiggling daughter.
"Sounds like you should give it up then." He suggested while pressing the dials on the phone.
"I'd like ta go a while longer. It's cheap and easy. Plus, it's really healthy for them."
Static raised one of his eye brows while looking back at her. "It doesn't look that easy."
"Easier than heating up and bottle and then having ta wash it several times a day."
"Point taken." The male agreed before a voice on the other end of the line happily greeted him. "Uh yes. I'd like to place an order for delivery."
By the time the food arrived the twins were sleeping peacefully in their portable playpens.
Sandy was comfortably leaning back on Statics couch as she graciously accepted the take out box from his hand as he joined her again.
"My hero." She teased as she sank her chopstick in the box. "How much do I owe you?"
Static slowly finished eating his first bit of his own order before responding to her. "How about you just pledge your unwavering loyalty to me and we call it even?" He found himself even more amused by her eye roll that he was expecting. She was cute even when irritated.
"Not sure how well that pledge would go over with my husband."
"Oh, but that's the beauty of this agreement. Once you pledge yourself to me you don't have to worry about him. You can stay here and eat Thai food with me while he stays over, at his place, where he can go on happily breaking plates." Static got a slight bit uneasy as she went quiet as she stared down at her food. He should have known better than to make light of incident earlier in the day, but found himself drawn to take a jab a Shadow every chance he got.
Sandy then slowly took another bite before looking up at him with a somewhat sad expression. "But I really like those plates though." A half grin took hold of her while she returned his attention to her food.
He let out staggered breath not even realizing he had been holding it in while waiting for her response. "Guess I'll have to settle for you spotting me at the gym."
"I just might be able ta swing that one."
The two friends continued to eat happily next to one another as Static started to brainstorm way to go about convincing her to stay with him as long as possible.