Fictions Mentioned: Doctor Who, A Certain Magical Index, Case Closed/Magic Kaito, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Re:Creators, Code Geass, Science Adventure

Episode 3 - Guns, Rats, And Doctors

OP Song:

Kono Yo no Hate de Koi o Utau Shoujo - YU-NO (Opening Full w/ Lyrics & Subtitles in English/Español)

Location:

The TARDIS

The Companions were just hanging out in The TARDIS for the past several days with nothing else better to do while The Doctor was out fixing The TARDIS Ventilation Systems on The Upper Level Floor.

Apparently, due to a strange set of random misfortunate events, it somehow got infested by giant alien rats from The Planet Rodentia, whose species were known as The Rattus, which was coincidentally the same name as their Earths/Universes native species of rats.

And so while The Doctor was too busy dealing with the infestation, The Companions were spending their downtime exploring The TARDIS and it's many unlimited floors, rooms, and sections, with The Doctor providing them with a hologram map that would lead them to the destination that they wanted to go too in order for them not to get lost in the maze of The TARDIS.

So they chose one.

The one chosen happens to be The Entertainment Room.

The Companions were just looking around through all the various collections of movies, tv series, etc... that The Doctor has collected in his travels throughout the years while they were searching for anything that could let them relax and have some downtime considering their lives in their respective universes and adventures and misadventures in the known and unknown multiverse. As they were searching, they begin to spot at least two CDs from one shelf with the heading that was called:

"The Doctor's Greatest Hits."

The titles of the two CDs are known as:

1.) The Doctor is gonna bust a cap in yo ass

2.) The Doctor is gonna bust everything in yo ass

Naturally, The Companions were very curious as to what did these actually mean and how was it related to The Doctor, so they decided to play it in The TARDIS Cinema Room while bringing in some popcorn from that popcorn machine that they had found at one of the side rooms of the cinema.

So they begin to play these videos with the popcorn on their hands as the cinema screen started the countdown.

" 5 "

" 4 "

" 3 "

" 2 "

" 1 "

" 0 "

Video 1:

The Doctor is gonna bust a cap in yo ass

Video 2:

The Doctor is gonna bust everything in yo ass

Naturally by the end of the videos, The Companions were completely and utterly silent and speechless while wondering as to what the heck did they just watch, as every scene from these two videos had showcased The Doctor in His Many Incarnations throughout the years using guns and weapons of all types to defeat his enemies as the video was being played out in the cinema screen, with the accompaniment of two soundtracks that were being played on the background.

One of those videos happens to have a soundtrack from The Famous American Rapper, Songwriter, and Record Producer.

Eminem.

These Videos made them remember The Doctor and his quite usual clear displeasure with weapons of any kind such as guns in the past.

It's not that The Doctor doesn't use guns.

It's just that the guns themselves were almost practically useless in most situations and was ineffective against the various enemies and monsters of the week that The Doctor has to deal with every now and then throughout his long millennia old life.

These various enemies and monsters of the week were usually completely bulletproof, so The Doctor wouldn't really rely on guns to resolve the situation.

That, and The Doctor would only use a gun when it is truly The Last Resort.

The Last Resort when all other possibilities will be exhausted.

The Doctor would always try to find a way to resolve the situation peacefully wherever and whenever he can.

But if all possibilities were to be exhausted.

All The Companions would really dread the day when The Doctor would have no choice but to take a weapon of any type in his own hand.

For it was to be an ominous sign and premonition to them that the situation itself has become far more serious than their usual adventures.

Hopefully they won't have to see it happen for a while, but knowing their luck and their fight against enemies such as The Committee of 300, they just might have to.

They were all still wondering to themselves on how the heck did The TARDIS managed to record all of these scenes from The Doctor's Life while all of that violence was going on in the background as they began to discuss these videos among themselves.

"Well, that was enlightening." Kyon said while still utterly speechless.

"Should we tell The Doctor about this?" Sota asked while looking towards Kyon.

"What makes you think that he doesn't know about this Sota-san. He probably planned for us to watch these videos about his life in the first place as some form of History Lesson regarding his many adventures throughout the years." Conan said while looking towards Sota.

"Well, at least the tunes were catchy and it kind of fits with the mood that these videos were trying to portray." Kamijou said while looking towards Conan as he was impressed on how the soundtrack could fit so well as the various scenes of the videos played out as edited.

"On that, we can all agree." Lelouch said while looking towards Kamijou. "Besides, I have the strangest feeling that The Doctor already knows about this and made us watch all of these videos just to somehow make his point on A Certain Matter."

"By point, you mean The Doctor and his use of guns and weapons of all types in case of emergency situations." Kamijou said while looking towards Lelouch.

"That, and probably more. Knowing him, he probably has some kind of hidden puzzle that was hidden in these videos for us to solve." Lelouch said.

"Ugh. That's Exactly What He Would Do!" Kyon said while sighing in exasperation as he facepalmed with his right hand.

"Speaking of The Doctor, I wonder how long it will be until he finally manages to get rid of that alien rat infestation that was in the ventilation shaft." Sota asked with a curious look on his face.

"That might take a while in my opinion because I have the strangest feeling that The TARDIS had a hand in that situation. Somehow." Conan said as he learned from experience in all of his years of travelling to recognized when The TARDIS was trolling it's occupants.

"Knowing The TARDIS, she probably wouldn't make it any easier on The Doctor and he wouldn't have it any other way." Lelouch said.

"Sometimes, I wonder how The Doctor manages to deal with all of her shenanigans over the years." Kyon said.

"That is One of The Mysteries of The Doctor that we might never know." Conan said.

"Amen to that!" Kamijou said.

ED Song:

YU-NO Anime Ending Full : Shinri no Kagami, Ken no you ni - Konomi Suzuki

Characters:

The First Doctor - A: William Hartnell
The Second Doctor - A: Patrick Troughton
The Third Doctor - A: Jon Pertwee
The Fourth Doctor - A: Tom Baker
The Fifth Doctor - A: Peter Davidson
The Sixth Doctor - A: Colin Baker
The Seventh Doctor - A: Sylvester McCoy
Touma Kamijou - VA: Abe Atsushi
Shinichi Kudo/ - VA: N/A
Conan Edogawa - VA: Minami Takiyama
Kyon - VA: Tomozaku Sugita
Sota Mizushino - VA: Daiki Yamashita
Lelouch Lamperouge/Lelouch vi Britannia - VA: Jun Fukuyama

Timeline:

Doctor Who: Tenth Doctor - Post-Planet of the Dead, Pre-The Waters of Mars

Era: Post - Time War Era, Pre-Day of the Doctor changes

A Certain Magical Index: Post-Biohacker, Pre-Index

Case Closed/Magic Kaito: Post-Episode 1

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: Post-Episode 1

Re:Creators: Pre-Episode 1

Code Geass: Pre-Episode 1