Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece
Rating: T (suggestive themes)
Summary: A story about Zoro and why he hates this day...and something else. Takes Place after Fish-Man Island.
The Straw Hats were docked on an emergency-stop island. It was peaceful but that didn't mean that they would be able to walk around as they pleased. Nami developed a plan for situations like these and made sure that only 4 people would be able to head out. The people chosen this time were Nami, Robin, Chopper, and Sanji. Sanji was being even more attentive with the ladies because today was a very special day.
Zoro was sprawled out on deck. He was ticked off at a certain cook's antics more than usual since it was that day. How Zoro loathed this day, fortunately, he wasn't alone in that department. Nami didn't see the thrill of it either, but it didn't stop her from making Zoro do something he usually didn't.
Zoro watched as the love-struck cook paraded himself for Nami and Robin. He was constantly offering them something, from chocolates to flowers to drinks to compliments to gifts to everything. Zoro was disappointed in him, he made himself seem like an even bigger moron just for today.
- Zoro Pov -
"NAMI-SWANNNN!! ROBIN-CHWANNN!!" He yelled as he noodle-danced himself over there.
"Baka-cook," I said under my breathe. He stiffened like he seemed to have heard my comment but chose to ignore me.
"Hai, Sanji-kun?" Nami asked politely.
"May I offer you a hand in your shopping?" Sanji asked, taking a bow. Nami would've asked for him regardless since Robin had told Nami beforehand that she was going to accompany Chopper.
"Yes please Sanji," she said offering her hand. The cook's eyes nearly bursted from the size of the hearts they turned into.
"Nami-swan is so beautiful when she's kind," Sanji murmured, clasping Nami's hand with his own.
I snorted.
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A few hours later...
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I was dozing off and deep in my undisturbed nap when I suddenly felt a kick in the ribs. It hurt like hell and it was enough to wake me out of my deep slumber. I looked up at the perpetrator in question and anger.
"Oi what the hell are you doing Witch?" I grumbled. She looked down on me with one hand on her hip and her other holding a box. Once I gave her my attention, she broke out into a happy smile and removed the lid from the box. I saw her bring out a chocolate and munched on it happily.
"Mmm, you should try one! They're delicous!" Nami said licking her fingers. I merely scoffed at her offer.
"I'm okay, sweets aren't really my thing, especially chocolates," I replied as I began to drift off again.
"Come now Zoro, when was the last time you tried chocolate?" Nami asked.
"A long time ago and I didn't like it, can I go back to sleep now," I said getting irritated.
"I'm sure you just had a bad type of chocolate. Please Zoro? Just one bite," she asked politely.
"No means no Witch," I answered grumpily. She huffed and that's when I felt an aura radiate off of her. I smelled something oddly sweet in front of my face. I cracked open my eye to see Nami holding out a piece of chocolate in front of me.
"Open," she said sternly.
"No-bllrrfggh?!!" I said as Nami shoved the offending piece of chocolate in my mouth. I was so surprised by her action that I didn't even move any part of my body.
"There, It's not so bad right?" Nami said proudly.
"Nabi," I said muffled. She opened her eyes in question and then paled immediately. My face was tearing up but it wasn't from being forced to eat something I didn't like.
"Geth Choffer nowg," I said with my now swelling face. My cheeks were red and puffy and itching like hell.
Nami screamed for Chopper.
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- Nami Pov -
Honestly, chocolate of all things! I truly felt pitiful for him, never getting to enjoy the taste of chocolate. It was his fault for trying to act all tough.
"Poor Zoro, I never would've expected him to be allergic to chocolate," Chopper said. He left the room and I was left with an embarassed, but also annoyed, Zoro.
"Seriously, why wouldn't you even tell us? You know this situation could've been avoided if you just told me," I asked exasperated. I noticed a vein pop in his forehead.
"Shut up Witch! Maybe if you weren't so insistent on shoving that damn thing down my throat then maybe we wouldn't even be in this mess huh?!" Zoro shouted back. I winced a bit, it was true that I was the one who got us in this situation in the first place.
"Well why didn't you just tell us!? Why act all macho just over one allergy?" I snapped back. He turned his head and huffed, refusing to answer. I stood there awkwardly, hands on my hips and feeling guilty.
'He didn't want to eat it anyway...' I thought.
"Stop that," Zoro said suddenly. I looked up at him with a slightly confused expression.
"Huh?"
"Don't blame yourself for it, there's no way you could've possibly known," Zoro said, it was surprising that he was able to tell that I felt guilty. I sighed out as he continued to watch me, the longer I blamed myself the longer he'd be upset with me. I smirked as an idea formed in my head.
"You better get out of that bed soon, after all it is a day about love," I said, winking at him. He grinned back at me with that cocky smirk of his.
"I won't keep you waiting then," Zoro replied.
I smiled as I walked out and noticed another box of chocolates being held out in front of me.
"Won't you care for another box of chocolates my sweet!" Sanji swooned.
"Uhh, no thanks Sanji, I've lost my appetite for chocolate today," I ushered before walking past him. I don't think I would be able to look at chocolate for another week...
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I waited for him to show up, I spent the rest of my time with the crew but now it was night time and I had dressed in a slightly more...provocative manner. It was a little tight around my bust but I'm sure Zoro would like it.
Speaking of which, where is he anyway? I had myself holed up in the Crow's Nest for at least half an hour already but he's either somehow lost around the ship or taking a nap.
The chances of either or were high.
I heard the hatch door being lifted up and a moss of green hair pop up. The color from his face drained when I turned around and bent over, giving him a view of my bountiful cleavage. I tried to appear indifferent and annoyed but was secretly very happy seeing him.
"There you are you idiot! Do You have any idea how long I waited for your sorry ass," I said folding my arms under my chest. He merely grinned at me.
"Well you must be pretty eager if you're dressed up like that just for me," he said climbing in and closing the hatch door behind him. I got the urge to jump on his back and so I did.
"Oi what are you...?!"
"Shhhh, less talk, more love," I whispered in his ear. He gave me a devilish grin before he cupped my backside and carried us over to the make-shift bed I made.
Hopefully he enjoyed my attempt at a good Valentine's day this year even through the complications this time.
A/N: So I had a thought that maybe Zoro secretly just said he doesn't like chocolate to hide the fact that he's allergic to them. Also since it is February, why not now than later? I will also be taking a break from Fanfiction for a couple of weeks I think. I hope you guys don't mind. Any granmatical errors belong to me and I apologize. Peace out.