("what the dog doin'"-Cervix_Basher)
(8-year time skip)
Finally, after this class, I will be out of middle school, and after that...High school
"Okay, class, it's time to go home," exclaimed the teacher 'finally' it's been about eight years since I started school, but it was pure torture for me dealing with puberty and everything else.
"hey rika, I can't believe I've been in the same class with you for eight years," I whispered to Rika, she's developed a lot over the years, but I still want that mother of yours, so watch out.
"y-yeah," she stuttered while blushing...oh yeah, I think she grew a crush on me, but I don't like her like that, I only go for kuuderes, and she isn't a kuudere
After talking with Rika, I get up and pack my things "bye Rika" I waved, then left for the church. After some walking, I see issei walking home.
"hey Issei," I called out to him we've become pretty good friends after Irina left for England, "yo bishonen," he teased "just cause I look better doesn't mean you gotta get jealous,"
"Shut up! you get all the bitches" he exclaimed "yeah, yeah, no need to bust my balls about it,"
"anyways how, was school for you?" I asked him
"Great! I got to peep on the kendo club!" Issei really loves that kendo club huh,?
"Hey, I gotta ask, is there anyone named rais there?" I need to know the timeline
"you mean Rias Gremory? then yeah, she is" He answered "thanks anyways, I need to go,"
Walking home to the church, I walked inside the abandoned church, onee-san Maria had to leave the church. It hasn't been doing as well, so she moved, making me move to another orphanage, but I ran away back to this church.
~Flasshy backy a year ago~
'school was a pain in my bum,' sighing with all the homework in my backpack, I'll probably procrastinate.' walking inside, I see onee-san maria is packing her things and another woman in a suit beside her.
"hey, onee-san, why are you packing your things? are we going on vacation!" honestly, vacations are the best cause no school.
"no...I,m leaving the church to go back to my family," she told me
"...what...why do you want to leave?" I don't want her to leave, but that's selfish
"I...regret becoming a nun," she answered, "but you went through novitiate training, why didn't you leave back then,"
"it's not that easy! I've wanted to leave years back before I became a nun, but I was too afraid to leave back then because of the expectations of everyone around me,"
"I...I d-don't want you to leave please, your the only family I have" I begged her not to go even if her leaving was inevitable
"I'm sorry, Uriel, but I need to go ill be late for my flight,"
finished packing, she tried to leave, but I hugged her.
"c-can...we stay like this for a bit?" bawled my eyes out even if I hate crying,
I'll miss my sister Maria, is the only one who's taken care of me.
Not that mother who abandoned me right after my birth.
"fine," she answered. We just hugged. I never wanted to let go because if I do she'll leave me.
"Uriel, I'll be late," she said while crying a little, letting go begrudgingly. I waved, "bye, sister make sure to," she waved back then started leaving.
Feeling my vision increase, I ran to the mirror to see my single tomoe Sharingan evolve into a dual tomoe Sharingan 'I feel no happiness from this just sadness, is this how other Uchiha's felt,'
the lady in the suit came in "child, come with me your being, moved to another orphanage," she demanded
"fine"
~end of flashy backy~
'*sigh*no need to get sad over it,' onto more important matters
' rias is in Kouh meaning, the fallen angels will be here by next year, meaning issei will die than be reincarnated as a devil. I need to move from this church Raynare and crew are going to make this place their home base,' after some thinking.
I walked in front of a mirror I checked myself out. Gone was all the baby fat I had and came in the smooth and delicate yet strong features with sharp nose and eyebrows it gave me an elegant and regal look. My muscles were lithe and kinda muscular, made for power and speed.
packing my clothing and getting ready to leave this place
'time to pack' packing my bags, I get ready to go on the streets.
...
'who should I genjutsu for a house. maybe I could genjutsu Rika's mom or maybe some random dude' looking, around Kouh I searched for someone, then I saw him.
A dude bragging about his new home, 'perfect' going up to him, I activate my Sharingan and put him in a genjutsu. Passing me his keys, I grab them and go to his home.
Traveling to his house, I see a two-story house with a pretty nice paint job.
"hi!" looking to my right, I see a brown-haired lady and her brown-haired husband that looked eerily like Issei. waving at me "um hi"
"Are you our new neighbor," asked the woman "yeah, I am," I think I have an idea of who these couples are. "where are your parents?" the husband asked.
"I'm actually an orphan" I could feel the pity radiating from them "oh, you poor child," issei's mom came over here and comforted me with a hug.
"Thanks for the hug, but you didn't need to,"
"nonsense you must be hurting in there someplace. how about you stay for dinner,"
"sure..." ya know issei's parents are way better than mine...but my mother isn't the hardest to beat. anyways going inside issei's house, it looks exactly like in the anime
"Issei, get your ass downstairs," Issie's mom called out to him. I could hear issei jerking off in his room "I'm, coming!" he yelled 'ugh' don't, wanna think what was coming.
He came down and soon saw me sitting on the sofa "yo issei,"
"what are you doing here!" he asked "well, you see, I'm your new neighbor, so your mom invited me over to dinner," I explained to small brain issei.
"anyways, how was your day," I asked harem king "well I, and Motohama, and Matsuda peeped on the kendo club,"
"How did that end," I asked him even if I knew the answer "well, we got caught, and they left me behind," issei sulked "you are truly a master of creeping," I told him
"hey, which do you think is better, boobs or ass," I asked him "oppai for life!" issei exclaimed 'i don't know why I asked,'
"so why do you like boobs" issei then went on a monologue about how boobs are the greatest things in the world. it brought a tear to my eye to see his determination for the oppai.
Issei's mom finally finished making dinner "issei, Uriel, dinner's ready," she called out to us "coming, mom," issei yelled for no reason we were only a couple of feet away from the kitchen.
Walking over, I see she made food! "dig in" issei's husband started eating his twelve-inch foot-long, and so did everyone else "so... Uriel, do you have a girlfriend" issei's mother inquired.
"no...I don't" that kind of hurt to say I never had any experience speaking with the female species "why not?" She asked
'why must you hurt me,'
"Well, um, I don't really know," maybe it's because I was average looking in my past. "but your good looking I bet girls want to be your girlfriend" thanks, issei's mom.
"yeah, there are girls like that," I truly am I handsome dude 'but I don't trust these hoes they're, only after my looks' if they saw my past self, they wouldn't be acting like that.
"at least you're doing better than issei he's been spending money on women on the internet lately" damn they, caught issei in 4k "MOM! how did you find out!" he exclaimed in surprise.
"issei, I know you have your needs but don't use our money," wise words from isseis dad.
after some dinner its time to leave "bye," I headed for the door "bye Uriel" they waved
~Bruh DXD~
Walking inside I turn on the tv to watch some of this world's anime, it sucks there's barely any good anime, and the dbz knock-off is ok.
Now that I think about it how, am I going to pay for the house? 'I got i'll make naruto a series in this world and since Kishimoto isn't around he won't copyright my ass'
*knock*
'who the hell is that?' walking over to the door, I check the peephole, and I see it a purple-haired big-tittied lady.
'Holy shit it's Rika's mom,'
"who is it," I asked just, to be safe if its rika's mom "it's your neighbor" hmm, I guess I was wrong "ok," opening the door, and it actually was Rika's mom.
"oh, your my daughter's friend," she said, surprised "yeah," this is awkward maybe, I should do what any other doujinshi protag would do and try to have sex with a milf but what if it works.
"so how about coming in," I asked her with the sexiest voice I could make "Uhm,...sure" it too easy
Leading her to my kitchen table, I went to grab something to drink "hey do you want anything to drink" asking "can I get some wine" she said. "Ok" grabbing. A cup, I poured in some wine that I stole.
"here you go" passing her some wine, I started a conversation "so...hows homelife?" she started having this sad look "well, my husband hasn't been coming home lately, he works long hours, and when he does come back, he's tired, and I have needs ya know" no I don't know I have a penis, not a vagina.
"and my daughter doesn't talk to me as much as she did, I feel disconnected with my own family" she vented 'damn that's kinda sad'
she started asking for more wine she just kept chugging it till she got drunk
"y-a...kno-w...my husbannd is a biitch," she slurred "ah thanks for the information," she started walking over to me "hey, what are you-" I didn't get to finish cause she started to make out with me.
"ah..s-sorry," she stopped 'Sorry, rika, but I promised to become your step daddy' grabbing her arm, I pulled her closer and continued making out with her. "mn" she moaned in pleasure.
'i knew all those books on making out would be useful,'
Picking her up bridal style, I brought her into a random bedroom placing her on the bed we started to take off our clothing. Continuing our make-out session, she started jerking my schlong. "use your mouth," I demanded, and she just nodded. Getting on her knees she let out a gasp from the size of my mighty 11 in schlong.
"I call it Kusanagi," a mighty fine name for my schlong.
Rika's mom finally put my Kusanagi in her mouth and started slowly sucking on it. 'it feels amazing,' slowly putting my hands on her head, I pushed her head down deeper to get more of my schlong in her mouth.
"Ugh!" she started coughing but didn't stop instead she started to deep throat me. "that feels nice~" my right hand never felt this good.
she started going faster, and I could feel the back of her throat but she stopped "how about we started having intercourse" she asked seductively
"sure"
Grabbing my hard Kusanagi, I positioned it right at her entrance. I quickly pushed into her "Ah!" she moaned in surprise.
grabbing her hips, I started to push into her forcefully "AH, AH AH, you're being so rough!" Rika's mom yelled out in pleasure. I fastened my pace and grabbed her breast 'damn she's tight for a milf' angling myself so I could keep hitting her g-spot repeatedly making Rika's mom orgasm.
I could feel myself about cum I started moving faster "I'm..going to cum!" I yelled "cum inside me" she wrapped her legs around me so I couldn't stop myself from coming inside
"AHhh~" i busted the biggest nut I've ever busted. "so wanna go for round two" i asked she just nodded "sweet
(hello cervix_basher here that lemon sucked dick didn't it. that was my first time writing one. anyways my sister saw me hugging my anime body pillow which was awkward as hell...fist bump?)