Co-written by AdventureKing2017

A new day had arrived at Bikini Bottom and Miles woke up early to get ready for the day that he was waiting for, his first day at Boating School where he would learn how to drive, the teacher was who he met in a less than normal way, mostly a pain on his head but he didn't mind it was an accident anyway. Getting up from the bed was kind of lonely sometimes, maybe he should take a pet for himself one of these days? Well besides that he took a bath, ate his kelp cereal, and brushed his white teeth to perfection.

"Today is the day!" Miles said in excitement.

He was really looking forward to this, not just because he wanted to learn how to drive, but to also see Mrs. Puff again. That lady was bigger than Sandy in the derriere department, maybe a few inches up, which was a lot to say since he had just checked out that sexy squirrel ass yesterday. Which prompted him to do a lot of...handy work last night before being able to sleep.

The Royal blue tang fish headed downstairs, grabbed his waller, and then headed outside. Miles started walking towards the direction of 's Boating School.

'I wonder if the class is gonna be full today' Miles thought about it, maybe make more friends?

It didn't take long before he finally arrived at Boating School just in time. Wiping some of his sweat from his head and then knocking on the door. After a few minutes of waiting, the door was opened by his new teacher, Mrs. Puff.

"Ah, Miles, what a surprise" The puffing fish said, smiling at the new student.

"Uh...Surprise? Wasnt today where I should come for my first day on boating school?" Miles asked confused, was this not the right day?

The teacher only giggled. 'Of course, it's your first day on boating school, Miles. I just like to greet my students, old and new' The puff fish said, letting Miles in.

When Miles got in, he checked out the class. He had to admit, it looks amazing. However, he also felt like he was the only one here.

"Am I'm the only one here, or are the other students coming? Miles asked.

"Oh they are not coming anymore Miles, all the students already passed my class" She gently closed the door" The new batch will come in two weeks so for now on is just you and me...besides a separate day that I have for someone a bit...troublesome" Mrs. Puff said, sounding annoyed at the memory.

Miles nodded and went to his seat, was he really the only one? It feels like he is a student that got bad grades and is the only one left, while checking the time on his watch he waited for the class to start.

"Can't believe I'm the only student here" Miles thought in his head.

He was also wondering who was the 'troublesome someone' she was talking about? He was thinking about asking, but he decided to ask later. Besides, he needed to drive and this woman willing to do it, so he did not want to be on her bad side.

"Do you have any experience with the theoretical part of how to Drive?" She asks him, curious to know.

"Yeah, I've had read a few books about driving boat cars before" He told her, boats were cool.

"Would you mind if I test how much you know bout it?" She smiles.

"O-Of course, Mrs. Puff" Miles said, smiling back at her.

The female pufferfish of a teacher starts the class by telling Miles about how to drive a boat and what rules he had to obey for a safe and practical course without doing anything stupid due to his arising emotions like bad drivers or overall traffic, while he waited for him in case of any doubts. Miles was actually paying attention rather than being like most lazy first-day guys, he had to admit since there were no students, but him, it was easier since he isn't distracted.

...Bu that was bout to change when Mrs. Puff dropped her papers on the floor.

"Oh shoot! Sometimes I can be so clumsy"

The teacher then turns around and bends over to grab the material, not knowing that by doing so her skirt had lifted up showing to her one student a view that was by all accounts...quite round and soft looking, smooth like baby skin might one add. Miles instantly blushes, checking out the view. He saw how big her ass was, her hips sway when she was picking up the papers. He wasn't trying to be a 'pervert', but he couldn't help himself. While he was looking at her THICC Butt, he didn't notice that his 'spot' gotten bigger.

'By Neptunes Trident, what an ass! So big and squishy looking I bet it quite heavy' Miles daydreamed about Mrs. Puff sitting on his lap feeling the might of that dump truck butt.

While he was daydreaming, , who finally picked up her papers, stood up. Miles saw this and turned his head around, pretending that he was looking the other way the whole time. The teacher then turned around, seeing that Miles had his head around.

"Is everything Ok Miles?" She asked, not knowing what he was going through.

"Peachy...I'm fine, just thinking about when we would go driving that's all hehee, I know it's still far but I do enjoy daydreaming sometimes" Miles said, nervously.

"Alright, well, here's your paper" The puffing fish said, giving the blue tang fish his first test.

Her student nodded and was about to get started until he felt something on his pants, which gave him a shock, something was growing and it was not wanting to stop 'I need to make this writing test without letting her know I have a boner, act cool Miles, act cool' "Thank you, I hope I can do well".

The teacher nodded and went to her desk, looking at the list of new students, while Miles does his test, dealing with his 'problem'.

'Focus, Focus, Focus, Focus. There is only the test, nothing but the test'

After a few minutes, Miles was halfway done with his test, but now he needed to use the restroom. However, he didn't want his teacher to see his pants, which his boner is poking right now.

'There has to be a way to distract her' Miles thought to himself.

What was the best way to distract your big assed teacher from paying attention to your raging erection? Maybe make her think or do something else, but what exactly?

''Hey, Mrs. Puff can I ask you something?"

"Oh, of course, Miles. What is it?" Mrs. Puff said to her student.

"Do you by any chance know about someone call...Spongebob?"

That name instantly made blink a few times when he asked that question as if she was in a trance. Miles took this opportunity and stood up from his chair before she spoke again.

"W-Why do you want to know?" She felt scared.

Miles quickly put the test in front of his crotch casually "Oh you know, I met this guy and he knew about you so I thought hey maybe she knows him too, maybe he studies here"

gulped, as she knew Spongebob for a long time. She didn't want to tell Miles the things Spongebob did to her, well, at least, not yet, but she didn't want to lie to him either. Remembering the last time she lied and tricked the sponge, she ended up in the slammer and she did NOT want to go through that again.

"Well... let's just say that he is...special" She stares at the window like having PTSD "In more ways the one.

Miles was already one step by the hallway but still sticking his head out so his teacher knows he is listening, his test was on the table

"Hmmm...I see. Welp! I'm going to the bathroom, be back in five!"

"Okay, Miles. Take your time." His teacher said, still looking at the window before seeing Miles heading to the restroom.

Miles went to the bathroom victoriously without his teacher seeing his erection and gladly spent his time relieving his pent up energy on the lower regions, thinking about Sandy and big asses and the thing he would love for them to do until his tool finally went soft mode after some time.

"Ahhn...Much better" He said after opening the bathroom stall

"Maybe Mrs. Puff has already evaluated my first test"

Once Miles went back to class, he saw handed him his test paper "Here you go, Miles" His teacher said, giving his paper to him. "You did great on your first test"

"Thank you, Mrs. Puff" Miles said, smiling at his graded test. He sees that he got an A on his test.

"Pleasure learning from the best" He told her with a corny finger gun.

blushed, happy that Miles was happy that she was his teacher.

"So, ma'am? About Spongebob? You don't hate him, do you? He said how great you were." Miles asked, saying the nicest words possible while going back to his seat.

Mrs. Puff just sighs, trying to find the best words "He is not a bad guy it's just...Spongebob brain is incapable of learning how to drive a boat and has failed as many times as there are grains of seed on a beach"

Miles was shock hearing this. He remembered that Patrick said that Spongebob was good at driving, yet this woman told him otherwise. Putting two and two together, he can see why Mrs. Puff ended up in the slammer because of the sponge, even though Miles didn't know anything else about the puff fish.

"Hmmm, how about I help you?" The blue/green tang fish asked her"

"Help me? What do you mean by that?" She raised a brow.

Miles thought for a moment. He knew that he couldn't drive...Yet. But hearing how the sponge has gotten in trouble with the cops, he needed to think of something. He then got an idea.

"What if we think of ideas to get Spongebob to drive the car, without crashing and getting you into trouble?" Miles asked before continuing.

"If you and I finally get Spongebob to actually drive a boat without crashing, you won't have to worry about him anymore. And if you go to jail again, I can bail you out. I have a few bucks on me"

"Oh Miles...that's really sweet of you but I have tried all methods and teachers to help...they were doing good at the start but as always, they failed" She looked sad.

"Hmm...Can you show me a few videos of Spongebob driving please?" He asked nicely "I want to take a look for myself"

The puff fish teacher nodded, showing him her phone, which she accessed to get through. Once he got her phone, he checked out the videos, and OMG, she wasn't wrong.

"What...The...Heck?!" Miles said, amazed that Spongebob was one of 's 'best' students, yet he couldn't even stop a car. Seeing him crash again, and again, and all over Bikini Bottom.

Besides the point of why she has that on her phone and not a recording tape or DVD aside, what could be the problem? There was something deeper.

"Quite the horror movie huh?" She asked him.

"Could you send me those to me later? I would enjoy analyzing them later to see the root of the problem" Miles asks.

"Sure" said, getting her phone back from Miles. They both gave each other their emails and phone numbers, to solve the sponge problem, of course.

"Don't worry, I'll figure it out" Miles assured her.

was smiling at her new student. He was so kind to actually help her out with Spongebob. However, she then remembered about Miles needed to drive the boat car.

"Don't waste too much time on that...impossible case, you need to get ready to learn your best for when the driving test arrives" They just started.

"Alright, Mrs. Puff" Miles said, heading outside with her. While walking, he sees plenty of boats.

"We are not gonna drive yet but you can choose one of these for the day when the test happens"

"Hmmm... Which boat car would be suitable for me?" Miles thought into his head.

"Truth be told most of them are the same but in a different color pattern" She tells him.

"Very well then" Miles said, before finding one of the boats he wanted to drive "I like the green color on this one, could you mark this one?"

"Naturally" She told him with a smile.

"Well Mrs. Puff I cant wait for our next class, today was fun and educational" Miles gives her a handshake.

"Me too, Miles" Mrs. Puff said, who smiled at her new student.

'I sure hope you don't bend over again, or I go crazy'

Miles mentally said before he waves goodbye at his teacher, going back home as Mrs. Puff watches him go away, thinking about his new student and what he will accomplish. While walking home, he was thinking about Sandy and again. Their THICC asses and sexy bodies. He couldn't get rid of them.

"Maybe I should do something to take away those thoughts from my head with a more productive fashion...hmmm maybe drawing"

*AdventureKing2017 Notes*

Hey, Guys AdventureKing here and I just wanted to say a few things first, since we don't have a pic for in the same style of the Sandy in the profile pic and even though I told you to think of her as being in that style, maybe seeing her like this would help you out better when imagining it.

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*Now, how about we answer a few questions?*

HotMomma265: God Dang! Sandy's butt cheeks look hot and bubbly! Can't wait to see more of her. When will Mrs. Puff or Pearl appear? Btw, I like the cover picture of the story. Hey, a future one, what if Pearl (when she meets Miles) got so upset that she sat on Miles without knowing who or where he is? Just a thought. Tell AdventureKing2017 That he's the

AdventureKing: First of all, hey! Mrs. Puff is here now lucky you, I don't know yet when Pearl is gonna show up but even if I did would you really want the surprise to be ruined? Also, your comment is incomplete, pay attention next time ;)

Guest: Nice chapter. Did Sandy use some pills to make herself big?

Guest: Will there be a facesitting scene on the beach or a nightclub? I really want Pearl, Mrs. puff, and Sandy to smother miles' face with their hot. Maybe once he heads to the nightclub in a future chapter, he'll meet a famous stripper, who enjoys facesitting her victims.

Guest: Do you think Miles will meet Orca at the beach or the nightclub? I hope the Gal Pals (Sandy, Pearl, and Puff) invite Miles in a truth or dare game in a future chapter.

AdventureKing: This is a fanfic so no, she didn't take pills. Sandy is as thicc as she always been (in this fanfic at least) why make them canon like to expand later if you can be like that from the start? Facesitting is a MUST! When dealing with big booty girls but if you want that to happen on a beach or nightclub that is not such a bad idea, but who should be said stripper? Orca is an Oc character from my An M-rated Sponge so it would make no sense to have her here since it would be no surprise, but what do you think about having her sister? I'm having suggestions for that ;) Truth or dare without Karen? Gal pals have not invited robot wife lol! I can only imagine what they would think that night.