Hello …. yes yes I know it's been a long time... to long. But I have reasons for that. A combo of loadshedding and real life getting in the way. Right now I'm career hunting so wish me luck any way after the disclaimer on with the fic.
I don't own anything in this fanfiction except my oc.
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"Ok time for a new monster.", said Greed bring the audience out of their musing and back into reality. Because of his words most of the students had their eyes glued to the screen waiting for the new beast of the other world to be shown.
"If I may ask what monster are we going to be looking at this time?", asked Momo as she worried that this new monster might be just as destructive as the last one. Her fears shared with others in the room.
"This monster is going to be very different from Amatsu. That all I'm going to say the rest your going to find out more soon.", said Greed to the relief of the audience as the screen started up.
"Natures bounty has never been on display so richly as in the new world. This magnificent menagerie of creatures is just waiting to be discovered. Today we look at Jyuratodus..is this .. is this a joke?("Sir we need you to continue.") . "This shitty mudfish.. I.. I'm sorry I can't do this I came here to talk about proper monsters.[The sound of some one getting up is heard].("Please sir if you could sit back down."). "Um I'm leaving.". [The sound of someone leaving a recording booth is heard.].("Sir... no he's actually just fucking left... well shit.), said Rage in a fake british accent as multiple biomes were shown before a fish like beast was shown and Rage disses it before leaving as an outside voice tries to keep him on track.
At this the more immature members of the group burst out laughing well the rest just gave exasperated sigh . "What's with the accent?", asked Ashido still giggling.
"That would be because this is an older episode and during those he was trying out sounding like one of those nature documentary narrators.", explained Greed with a smile on his face.
"Must he be so rude about not wanting to cover a certain subject?", asked Todoroki who looked nonplussed about the giant fish monster on screen.
"Yeah . This is more of his bias I told you about. Rage is good at giving out the info but when it comes to monsters he does not like he goes full throttle on the hate train.", answered Greed.
"And before you ask that monster was called Jyuratodus and I don't think he'll be covered for a while.
"Ah much better. Today we look through the eyes of Kulu-Ya-Ku a curious frail chicken that inhabits the Wild Spire Wastes predominantly and spends it's time pissing off herbivores. We can tell one is near by due to the gooey remnants of this egg enjoyed by the carrier ants. We ourselves must take a sample for it is imperative to we have breakfast.", said Rage as a hunter was kneeling next to a splattered egg as very large ants walked nearby .
"And now he's acting like it's no big deal that he basically threw a fit to get a different monster to talk about.", said Kirishima.
"He's joking about the breakfast part right?", asked Midnight with a slight put off expression shared by some of the group. "I'm not sure", answered Greed with a shrug of his shoulders
At the sight of the ants most of the class girls shriek .
"WHAT THE HELL!", "WHY ARE THE ANTS SO BIG!", THEIR THE SIZE OF MY FIST!", came from Ashido , Tooru and Ochako respectfully.
"Would you knock it of with the noise your bothering Eri!", said Kyoka who was unaffected by the sight of the large bugs while clenching the little snow haired girl closer.
[The screen chances to show the hunter sneaking up on a very odd looking bird thing.]"The Kulu-Ya-Ku located nearby is on a mission. See the Kulu-Ya-Ku is an enigma as it is simultaneously one of the most intelligent yet stupid creatures to have been discovered. one cannot tell if it is simply bold or oblivious, explained Rage as a song called 'Move bitch' played as the beast walked past bigger creatures with one exclaiming "WHAT".
"I thought you said you would be showing us a monster not what ever the hell that weakling ass looking thing is.", growled Bakugo with an eye twitch.
" I did tell you not all monsters are alike some are terrifying and some are like this . Never the less don't underestimated Kulu just yet.", said Greed as he struggled to keep a straight face.
"Wait how can it be one of the smartest but also dumbest? Isn't it supposed to be one or the other.", asked Sato.
"You''lle see soon.", was the cryptic response he got from Greed who was to busy trying to keep himself from laughing.
"Well now that's just uncalled for.", said Momo at the screen as the song played causing a few more giggles all around.
"Plowing unceremoniously through the herbivores whose young it intends to whisk away in mere moments. You see Kulu-Ya-Ku is an ovovore an egg hunter. It has a specialized beak able to effortlessly penetrate the hard thick shell and a long hook like tongue for lapping up the baby juices." said Rage.
At this the grins came to a swift end as they were described how the beast steals and wrecks homes for it's own survival.
"Ok that's just messed up.", said Sero getting many head nods from some of the students and a scoff from Bakugo.
"Well to be fair it is nature and survival is not always a pretty thing. Sometimes you got to do what you must to see the next day.. even if it means stopping someone else from doing just that.", responded Greed in indifference.
"But did Rage have to describe it in such a gross way.", asked Tooru getting another shrug from Greed.
"It will nonchalantly stroll into nests ranging from harmless herbivores all the way to the mighty Rathian depending on how cheeky the little blighter is feeling. It's dexterous agile arms effortlessly clutch the egg safely while it's muscular powerful legs allow it to sprint away at high speeds before any angry parents might have something to say. In almost a sense of mockery it will run straight past the owner of the soon to be doomed egg.", said Rage as Kulu was shown walking up to a group of eggs picking one up and running past the rest of the herd to escape.
"I can't tell if this thing is really brave or really stupid.", Asui bluntly stated with many agreeing with her.
"Look at it go. It might just give Tenya a run for his money in speed right Midoriya.", asked asked Ochako unaware of the bewildered look on Tenya's face due to being compared to a bird.
"Maybe in his slower modes but I'm sure it can't beat his Third gear.", Answered Midoriya before going into another mutter storm and causing Tenya to smile again.
"The herbivores scramble to intervene but the Kulu-Ya-Ku is simply to fast and it's thievery in the night is a success. It will retreat to it's nest to eat the egg at it's leisure and then plan it's next move. Strangely enough though Kulu-Ya-Ku is a glutton stealing up to eight eggs a day it will never fully finish eating any of them. Whether it's simply a moron or doesn't like those weird bits that settle at the bottom of the egg glass we will never thing that is sure for certain is the Kulu-Ya-Ku is disrespectful as fuck", exclaimed Rage as Kulu was shown entering it's lair and beginning to crack open and eat it's prize , when it finished most of the juices it dropped the egg while a song called 'Threw it on the ground' played .
"Ok I understand eating for survival but it's not even finishing what it's got before running off to find more. That's just greedy...no offence.", said Kyoka before stroking Eri's hair.
Quietly Koda let loose a few tears.
"It is an inquisitive creature with fine motor control and dexterous fingers to put most other monsters to shame it can often be found raiding hunter camps looking for trinkets to steal away for it's nest fortunately it is easily startled and a coward and does not pose that much of a threat however... Ho ho ho she fell right over .", spoke Rage before being interrupted by the Kuku jumping over a large gorge and the huntress chasing it fell into it.
"Well I guess even the most horrid looking of beasts must have something their good at.", said Aoyama with a look of distaste.
"So it's more than just an egg thief.", said Present Mic.
"But it is a coward so not the most dangerous of foe.", replied Midnight .
"Try not to fall into that mind set to off . Kulu might not be one but there are harmless looking monsters that pack a punch.", said Greed.
"Wait so it's not good looking , steals stuff most want kept safe and is a coward on top of all that... it's Grape boy in bird form.", stated Mei who had heard about Mineta's perverse ways and could not resist giving that burn.
The grape haired boy in question just started crying while the rest of the class laughed at him.
The huntress falling over caused more laughter from the immature audience and a chuckle from Greed.
Kulu-Ya-Ku can be quiet irritating if left unchecked as they will regularly go out their way to be a dirty little thief and many people report missing objects mysteriously vanishing in the night Kulu-Ya-Ku is normally responsible. It is part of it's breeding cycle as it has a trifecta of tactic for attracting a mate it will line it's with these stolen goods in order to impress the female the second of these is his plumage initially thought to help scare away predators new research indicates it is for attracting a thicker , brighter and longer more well kept plumage the more chances he has. This is why a Kulu-Ya-Ku grooms himself relentlessly at every opportunity he never knows when he might be able to get some. ", said Rage
"This just give more support to the Mineta bird theory.", said Ashido getting more cries of protest from the grape pervert.
Todoroki on the other hand gained a thoughtful look on his face as he considered the possibility that this monster might be a different universe Mineta.
"Thirdly then and most interestingly female Kulu-Ya-Ku's seem to prefer males that have the largest Stones. Yes the largest stones one of the most enigmaist behaviors in the new world is the Kulu-Ya-Ku's habit of digging up large rocks and storing them in his nest. The Kulu with the largest pile is the Kulu whose genes will most propagate into the next genearation.", explained Rage as Kulu was shown digging up rocks and bring them back to it's home.
The female students and Inko broke out into blushes at the innuendo while most of the boys either looked away or were unaffected.
Most of the teachers facepalm while Midnight giggles perversely at the joke.
"Must he say it like that in the most vulgar of ways.", said a still blushing Momo.
"In fact using hidden cameras and new technology for the first time ever we have a glimpse at a male and female Kulu meeting in the wild., said Rage.[ a video of a bird with Kulu's head photoshopped on is pecking at he ground. A second bird with Kulu's head on and a rock photoshopped on appears("Lemme smash .. please".),it asks.("No Ron".), the other answers.]
"It really is Mineta.", said Asui much to the perverts sorrow.
To Todoroki this was just more evidence to Mineta being a bird in that world.
"Despite Kulu-Ya-Ku seeming intelligent then it has a few quirky habits able to able to hold it's breath for a large amount of time and requiring lots of fluids to maintain it's body in the harsh environment in which it lives it will drink deep from any water sources when it feels safe . There is however a slight problem. Kulu-Ya-Ku for a reason still unknown to science sometimes forgets to come up for air wait that sounds like bollocks. Really? He's really not coming up is he. Kulu![ a Kulu was shown with it's head in the water not coming out as dramtic music starts playing]. , said Rage in a worried tone.
The audience was just dumbfounded at that.
"I mean I've heard of stupidity but this thing just takes the cake eats it and chokes.", said Kirishima with a uncharacteristic deadpan face.
"How. How does this thing even exist?", asked Ojiro.
"Evolution works in mysterious ways.", answered Greed.
[ Kulu's body was shown drowned in the water as sad music was played]. "Such a cruel meaningless way to die for such a fascinating creature. Who is definitely 100% dead there.", Said Rage
"I.. 's so sad.", said Koda crying over the death of the brainless bird.
"Oh quit your whining . If that thing's dumb enough to stop breathing then it deserved to die", said a very annoyed Bakugo.
"While his phrasing could use so work Bakugo is right. If you cried over ever moron that died you will never ever stop.", said Greed shooting Bakugo a warning look.
" Kulu-Ya-Ku can thrive in the desert as we've seen but similarly so can he in the forest. His skin pattern offers little in the way of camouflage here but the amount of hidey holes , tree trunks and caves for him to sleuth around in provide many a cover from would-be predators as he goes about his egg stealing business .",said Rage.
"So it can adapt to different enviroments with relative ease ..mutter .. mutter .. maybe it seals heat in.. mutter mutter.", when of Midoriya writing in his notebook .
While doing this his pencil reached the end of it's lifespan and became unusable. Before he could ask Greed for another one he felt a pat on his leg and saw Kirishima handing him a new one. Before Midoriya could thank him Kirishima shook his head and gestured to Momo who just waved. Midoriya just mouth 'Thank you' and smiled making the rich girl blush and focus back on the screen.
This course of event's were not missed by Inko who started forming idea's in her head about what to do with this new info.
"Returning to the Waste then Kulu-Ya-Ku has finished yet another egg hunt this induces in the Apceros one of the most fascinating behaviors in the new world sensing the loss of their unborn infant they will ring together and mourn the death escalating into a sorrowful dance as they each comfort the other.", explained Rage as sad music played in the back ground as the large dinosaur looking beings formed a circle with each other and began the dance.
And just like that the good mood became somber again.
"Man just when I forgot what this thing did he goes and reminds us.", said Kaminari frowning.
"You said it.", agreed Ashido.
Inko was having flash back to every time her baby boy was injured. She couldn't stop the darker thoughts like ' what if he loses a limb or worse never comes home again'. But looking at him now as he comforted the little girl who crawled into his lap made them all vanish for now.
"Truly remarkable. The Kulu then has one secret weapon. He can use aforementioned rocks as rudimentary tools. This ability is unique and uncanny in fact it leads the Wyverian Academy to believe that Kulu-Ya-Ku is amongst the most deep thinking monsters to ever be recorded.", said Rage as Kulu was then seen walking past a Barroth.
" With what we've been told about it forgetting to breathe I highly doubt that creature can think mildly let alone deeply.", snarked Ersaerhead earning giggles from his fellow teachers , Mic and Midnight.
"Excuse me but what is the Academy Rage mentioned ?', asked Midoriya.
"The Wyverian Academy is a place where monsters such as Amastu and Kulu are studied. Due to this understanding the monsters history and how they came to be like this as well as finding weaknesses and abilities in the beast have made the Academy a very powerful figure in that world.", answered Greed giving a bare bones explanation of the Academy.
All the while Midoriya was writing it all down on a different page.
"It wields this rock as both sword and shield hauling it out in front of himself to turn blade and claw alike. When threatened by a larger beast it will leap lightly into the air and come crashing down with a thunderous blow to the opponents cranium concussing it long enough for Kulu to run away for Kulu distest combat it is aware of its relative frailty to those it shares the ecosystem with and will attempt at all costs to flee rather than fight.", said Rage as Kulu was shown fighting a different Barroth by picking up a rock and jumping into the air and smashing the rock into the other beasts head before running away.
"On second thought maybe it's smarter than it looks.", said Kaminari
"Oh so like you.", shot out Kyoka making the electric teen pout.
"Still it is smart enough to know it's limits and it looks like it knows when to pick a fight and when to run . Something you lot should learn from.", said Ersaerhead glaring at his class and a certain greenette in particular.
"What was that other monster on screen just now?", asked Toshinori .
"That would be Barroth a big Brute we will cover later.", answered Greed.
"This adaptation to escape is proving effective as Kulus can be found everywhere in the waste their population numerous . When backed into a corner and forced to fight for its very life the attempt is well pathetic it will flail its claws at you , attempt to smash you with its beak or even throw the rock at you which admittedly is quite powerful but easily avoided in fact Kulu is so ineffective in battle and so cowardly that you can make it drop its most powerful weapon by simply going BOO. It's attacks then are less likely to make you fear and more likely to make you go , Awww look at the Kulu it's trying.", said Rage as the screen showed Kulu dropping it's rock after being spooked by the boo and then the Kulu sleeping.
"Awww he's right it's adorable tht he's trying to fight.", cooed Tooru with some of the class silently agreeing with her.
"I'm sorry but I just can't take this thing seriously no matter how much benefit of the doubt I give it.", said Asui deadpanning .
"Yeah as much s I want to defend it I just can't. Kulu is such a derpy monster . It's mostly for beginner level hunters to find and beat to gain combat experience .. well s much as they can from him I suppose.", said Greed breaking out into a grin.
"If you students were hunters than Kulu would be one of the monsters assigned to you to take down at your age.", said Greed gaining a few grins moans and a scoff.
"This then is unfortunate as if you keep pressing the Kulu you will force it to abandon its home , leap out into the desert proper and wonder where it will surely die of starvation and hunger. Leave Kulus alone. That then is the tale of Kulu-Ya-Ku a wily egg thief perfect suited to hit and run tactics as it goes about its business and all of this is conclusive proof that, [ Kulu-Ya-Ku he's cooler then you gonna roll up on your nest and do what he does best steal your eggs your young baby's dead slurp them up oh that's what he said I guess he rocks with his rocks he rocks the rocks a lot hitting your head doesn't care if you're dead he'll run away and drown instead .], Said Rage as he raps the last part and the screen turns black.
"This thing just gets more and more pathetic the longer it's talked about.", said Bakugo in disbelief at just how worthless Kulu-Ya-Ku truly is.
"But it has .. maybe if it... but if... yeah I got nothing . Nothing I say can help that thing at all.", said Midoriya who at first tried to say something nice about Kulu before giving up and being honest.
And most all the Audience with the exception of Ersaerhead burst out into one last round of laughter at how ridiculous Kulu's way of life is.
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"So how was it?", asked Greed to the Audience.
"That was something alright.", said Toshinori getting nods of agreement.
"Well I figured that showing you a weak monster would balance out the storm dragon from last time.", said Greed.
"Kulu's really useless in a fight.", stated Todoroki
"Hey now. It has it's rocks to use for blocking , parrying and throwing . As well as it's hit and run tactics. But aside from that yeah it doesn't have a lot going for it.", answered Midoriya.
"Well now that you've had your fun time for the next monster.", said Greed who was getting the screen ready for the next viewing.
"Just a heads up these next guys are kind of cruel.", warns Greed sending uneasiness throughtout the audience.
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And done. So yeah I know I took my sweet ass time but before you burn me alive just let me explain. First up sorry for all the errors last time. I only speak english so it's not a language issue . The fault lies in two factors first one is the laptop I use to write is old and the keys get stuck at times causing me to not add certain letters which leads to factor two I writing these late at night . It's the only time I know I won't be called to help around the house and I can think best then. When I uploaded the last chapter it was midnight nd I didn't catch all the spelling errors dues to my eyes feeling like grenades about to go boom. Right after uploading it I went to the toilet and crashed straight into bed afterwards. I won't promise that this won't happen again but if it does I'm sorry.
As for why this chapter is late I first had a different monster in mind but I was not happy with how it was ending out so I had to scrap it in favor of this one. Then I began to look for a new career as the industry I was going to join after collage went down due to the virus. When your teacher tells your class this is a dying industry in your first lesson with them in your first year that should send you red flags and now that's to covid it's full on dead in the water. Last year was to be my final year but I had to stop going due to virus ad when college opened up again I didn't go due to fear of catching it( It was a justified fear where I'm from.) making me a college drop out. And so far not having much luck finding a new career yet.
And last two reason I've had bad internet this last week so I couldn't upload this . And finally I suffer from regular loadshedding here for hours at a time with no warning so that slows down how much I can writing when.
Again sorry for the delay I'll try for it not to happen again.
So that's all for now. Thank you reading. I hope you enjoyed this and see you all next chapter.
Goodbye.