Hello Everyone, Hidden Author Here. I Have Decided What To Do At This Rate When It Comes To Stories. However, I Will Take A Week Off At The Begining Of May. On Apirl However, I Will Make Sure To Bring Out Some Of The Best Crap You Will Ever See...As Long As My Writing Dosn't Suck...Alright, Take Care Now.

Ash Recently Woken Up And Saw What Was Around Him...Alot Of Snow...He Also Saw Pikachu Lying Down Injuried And Some Werid Robot And A Beautiful Dark Blue Haired Woman Were Getting Reday To Bury The Two.

"Great. Another Dead Vault Hunter. Handsome Jack Must Be Reaaaaally Busy"Said The Robot.

"No Shit..."Said The Woman.

Ash Grunts And Got Up Slowly And Almost Fell Down But Found His Balanace.

"Wait A Minute...You're Not Dead! Yes!"Said The Robot But Then Pikachu Got On Him And He Starts Panicing."AGH! BULLYMOG! PROTECT MEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"Pikachu! Your Alright!"Said Ash.

Pikachu Got On Ash And Recives A Hug In Return.

"Pika!"

"Uh...You Called That Bullymog A "Pikachu?"...Is It Because It's Cute?"Said The Robot.

"That's Because He IS A Pikachu"Said Ash.

"Never Heard Of Em."Said The Robot."Why Not Give It A Name?"

"Isn't That For Werid Kinky People?"Ash Asked.

The Robot Started To Laugh A Bit, He Didn't Hear A Joke This Good Since He Almost Died.

"Okay, That Was A Good One."Said The Robot.

"Sorry About Him. He's Kind Of...Annoying."Said Maya.

"It's Alright...I Don't Judge Anyone."Said Ash.

"My Name Is Maya, This Is Claptrap."Said Maya."Oh, Here. Ya Might Need This."

Maya Gave Ash A Werid Device...An ECHO Commuicator. Ash Looked At And It Dissapears...

"Don't Worry. It's A Part Of You Now."Said Maya"It Dissapears, But You Have Tons Of Features On This Thing. Mini-Map, Heath Display, And...An AI Called Angel."

"Angel?"Said Ash.

"She Means Me" Said A Voice.

"Huh?! Did Anyone Hear That?"Said Ash.

"Pika."Said Pikachu Who Shook His Head No.

"Not Me"Said Claptrap.

"Oh, You Mean Angel? Yeah. She Is Leading Us To Sanctuary."Said Maya"Ya In?"

"Not That I Have Much Of A Choice...Wait...My Other Pokemon Are Missing...Oh No...Misty...Cynthina...Mom..."Said Ash.

"Are You Okay Friend?"Said Claptrap.

"Look, We'll Find Your Mother Soon. Don't Worry"Said Maya"But In The Meantime, We Need To Get You Inside."

Maya And Claptrap Walks Off While Ash Follows Them.

"Man! This Is Great! Now That I Have 3 Mighty Vault Hunters, I Can Join The Rebelion, Get To Sanctuary, And Kill Handsome Jack For Destorying My Fellow Commrads!"Said Claptrap"Along With Getting Rid Of This Stupid Thing Which Makes Me Think Out Loud!...I Wonder What's It's Like To Have A Belly Button."

"Wait, 3?"Asked Ash Who Was Confused But Then Bumps Into Someone"Gah! Oh, Sorry. I Didn't Mean To-"

"Your Fine."Said A Man Who Has A Cool Looking Helment"My Name Is Zer0. The O Is Replaced With A 0."

"He's A Little Crazy When It Comes To The Number 0."Said Maya"How's Hunting?"

"Going Alright. I Brought In Some More Bullymog Meat. I Honestly Wish I Had A Beer Or Milkshake To Go With This Crap."Said Zer0.

"You And Me Both."Said Maya.

"I'll Explain Everything Soon. In The Meantime, I Suggest You Follow That Funny Robot. He Will Lead You To Sanctuary. It's The Only Place Where You'll Be Safe."Said Angel.

Then They Mantaged To Get To Claptraps House And Claptrap Goes Up To The Door.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND Open!"Said Claptrap Who Was Scanned By The Door And It Also Opens.

"Wow. Nice Touch."Said Ash.

"Thanks! It's Just A Little Added Security To Keep Bullymogs At Bay. Or They'll Rip Your Eyes Out."Said Claptrap.

"Pika?"Said Pikachu.

Inside Claptraps House Was A Mess. And Claptrap Apologized For It As Well And Tells Ash Whatever Jack Kills Gets Dumped On His House, Then Ash Looked At The Fridge And Saw That There Was No Food...

"Sorry About That."Said Maya."Food Is Really Low At The-"

"It's Fine...I Was Hoping There Was Ketchup For Pikachu."Said Ash."He Is REALLY Aditictive When It Comes To That Stuff."

"Now The Creatures Here Are Dangerous, Even This Bullymog Called Knuckle Dragger. He Killed Everyone I Knew. Anywho! I Keep A Few Pistols In The Cabbinet For Emergancys. But In Here, We Should Be Pretty Safe."

ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

Then A Bullymog Came In And Grabs Claptrap And Rips His Eye Out.

"MY EYE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"Claptrap Screamed And Then He Was Tossed Down On The Ground, Maya Was Reday To Use Her Powers And Zer0 Was Reday To Use His Sword But Pikachu Shocked The Bullymog And It Left.

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"Well...That Saved The Trouble I Guess..."Said Zer0.

"The Guns...The Guns In The Cabbinets!"Said Claptrap Who Keeps Bumping Into Things.

Ash Grabs A Pistol From There And Then Zero Grabs A Pistol As Well. So Did Maya.

"Was That Knuckle Dragger?"Ash Asked.

"Yes."Said Zer0"That Thing Is Their King."

"A King Huh?"Ash Asked"Well I Got Pikachu With Me, So We Should Be Safe."

Claptrap Opens The Door To Ouside And Rolls Off.

"Onward Seeing Eye Minions! Let Me Know If I Run Into Anything."Claptrap Said.

Claptrap Ran Into A Block Of Ice And Gets Back Up.

"I'll Just Assume You Didn't See That..."Said Claptrap.

Then They Heard A Scream.

"AH! I HEAR BULLYMOGS!"Said Claptrap.

"No...That Was A Human"Said Zer0.

"Yeah...Ya Heard It?"Asked Maya.

Then They Heard Another Scream And Ash Knew Who It Was.

"MOM!"Ash Yelled And Runs Off.

"Hey! Wait Up!"Said Maya As She Runs Off As Well.

Zer0 Just Sighed And Runs Off.

"Uh...Guys? Hello?"Claptrap Said While Rolling Off While Being Blind.

Then Ash Saw His Own Mother Backing Away From Bullymogs And He Aimed And Pulled The Trigger And Killed The Bullymogs.

...

"A-Ash?"Deila Asked While She Was Tearing Up And She Hugs Her Son"Oh Sweetie! I'm Glad Your Okay!"

"Im Glad Your Safe! W-Wheres Cyinthia And Misty?"Ash Asked

"I...I Don't Know! I Just W-Woke Up In The Middle Of Nowhere..."Said Deila"And Who Are These People?"

"I Am Zer0."Said Zer0"These Are My Friends...Maya And-"

"OW!"Claptrap Said While Bumping Into A Wall.

"...Claptrap"Said Zer0"I Assume Your His Mother."

"Why Yes. My Name Is Deila."Said Deila.

"I See."Zer0"Don't Mind Claptrap...He Just Became Blind Today."

"Oh, I Am So Sorry Sir..."Said Deila.

"Don't Worry Ma'am. He Just Lost His Eye."Said Maya

ROAR!

"Theres More Of Them?!"Said Maya.

"I Hear Bullymogs! Sick Em Minion! Protect Me SQUARE!"Said Claptrap Who Was Terrified And Hides In His Own Shell.

Then Ash Starts To Open Fire At Them Killing Them One By One. Maya Started To Use Her Powers And Blew One Of Them Up, And Zer0 Fought 2 Of Them By Using His Sword.

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"Pika?"Pikachu Asked.

"I Have No Idea Pikachu. Either These Guys Are Pokemon...Or They Are Diffrent The Some Of The Stuff We've Been Through..."Said Ash.

"You Can Understand The Yellow Rat?"Asked Zer0.

"Yeah. Why?"Ash Asked.

"All I Keep Hearing Is...Pikachu. Pika. Chu. Pika Pi."Zer0 Said"No Offense. That's All I Hear."

"I Hate To Ask, Why Did You Have To-"Deila Asked.

"Either We Kill Them, Or They Kill Us..."Said Zer0"I Am Sorry Ma'am."

RUMBLE!

"Again? Handsome Jack Must Be Really Hard To Find The Vault. Which is What's Causing These Earthquakes, Or Your Mom Just Got Out Of Bed. ZING!"Said Claptrap.

This Triggered Deila.

"What...DID HE S-."

"Calm Down Ma'am."Said Zer0"It's Not Worth It."

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"I...I Am So Sorry..."Said Deila"...We Need To Take A Break..."

"That's A Great Idea Mom."Ash Said"Who Wants To Set Up Camp?"

3 Hours Later

Zer0 Was Sharpening His Sword Waiting For Someone To Strike. Most Likely A Bullymog. ikachu Was Sleeping As Well. Maya Was Getting Some Sleep While Claptrap...Hides In His Own Shell...As For Ash And Deila, They Were Talking To Each Other, Sharing Conversations, Laughing Along The Way As Well.

"Hahaha...Yeah...That Was The Most Funniest Thing I Have Seen During My Travels..."Said Ash.

"I See...But Ash...I Want You To Be Honest With Me."Deila Said.

"Okay...What Is It?"Ash Asked.

"Do You See Me...As A Sexy Goddess?"Deila Asked.

Ash Blushed And Thought About It...Her Mom Is Beautiful And He's Unsure About His Awnser...And...He Found The Words To Say It.

"Y-Yes...Yes I Do Mom...I Saw You Naked Once...I Know It Was An Accident But...I Do Beleave You Have A Beautiful Body..."Ash Said"I Am So Sorry If I Act Like A Pervert Mom..."

...Deila Smirked And Hugs Ash...Which Surprised Him.

"Its Okay Ash. It's Normal For You To Act Like This...But...I DO Like It When My Son Is A Pervert~"

"H-Huh?"Ash Was Confused About This.

"I Am Feeling Lonely Ash...I Have Been Going On Dates With Every Man And Woman...Maybe I Might Need To...Give You A Harem~"Deila Said"Do You Agree?"

"...Y-Yeah..."Ash Said"Uh...Mom...Can We...Kiss?"

"Of Course Ashy, Anything For You~"Deila Said As She Kissed His Lips.

Ash Also Kissed Back And He Opens His Mouth So That Deila Can Place Her Tounge Inside, Deila Knew What Ash Wants And Decided To Do So, Giving Him The Pleasure Before The Sex Begins. Then Ash Fells On The Bed With Deila On Top Of Her Then Deila Pulls Back.

"My My"Deila Said"You Like Dominant Woman As Well~?"

"Y-Yeah...I Do..."Ash Said Who Was Blushing At His Own Mother Who Just Kissed Him.

"So What Do You Say? You Want Me?"Deila Asked.

"Y-Yes."Ash Said.

Deila Smirked And Takes Her Clothes Off And Ash Finnaly Saw It...Her Mothers Sexy Body.

"M-Mom...You Are So Beautiful..."Ash Said While Looking.

"Guys! Guys! Wake Up!"Claptrap Yelled.

Both Ash And Deila Groaned.

"Seriously?"Ash Said"I Was About To Get Rid Of My Virginity..."

Deila Smiles And Kisses His Forehead.

"Its Okay Sweetie, We'll Try Again Later."Deila Said While Getting Up And Gets Dressed.

Then Ash, Deila, Zer0, And Maya Gathers Up To Claptrap.

"My Eye Just Switched Back On! I See 3 Tough Looking Minions! A Maid! And An Incridbily Handsome Robot...Which Means Whoever Has My Eye...IS VERY CLOSE!"Said Claptrap.

Then A Huge Bullymog Shows Up And Was Reday To Throw A Car At Them...His Name?

Knuckledragger

This Is Gonna Hurt ALOT!

Then The Bullymog Throws The Car At Them And Zer0, Ash, Maya, And Deila Doiged The Throw And Claptrap Got Hit But Survives.

"Oh My Goodness! What Is That?!"Said Deila.

"Badass."Zer0 Said.

"What?"Ash Asked.

"That Is A Badass. These Things Are Fucking Huge!"Said Maya.

Then Knuckledragger Came Up To Ash, Ash Tried Killing The Bullymog With Bullets, It Didn't Do Much Damage, However Zer0 Came Up And Stabs The Beast In The Cheat, Knuckledragger Felt Alot Of Pain And Tries To Push Zero Off, He Mantaged To Do So And Tosses Zer0 At A Wall.

"AGH!"Zer0 Said In pain.

Maya Tries To Trap Knuckledragger, However, He Punched Maya And Maya Was Send Flying And Was Pushed Into A Wall

"Ugh!"Maya Said In Pain.

Then Ash Fired The Last Of His Bullets And Then Grabs Zer0s Sword And Stabs Knuckledragger In The Head...Zer0 And Maya Were Impressed By This. Then Knuckledragger Dies And Deila Hugs Ash.

"My Hero"Deila Said"I Am Impressed That You Mantaged To Kill It."

"Kinda Do Wish We Can Talk It Out."Ash Said.

"Too Bad Bullymogs Don't Speak English."Said Zer0 Grabbing Claptraps Eye.

"Ya Got My Eye? Great! Now All We Have To Do Is Put It Back On!"Claptrap Said"As Much I Would Allow You To Jam Your Fist Into My Skull, Optic Surgery Is best Left To Professonals!"

"Kind Of Like Me. Imma Right?"Said A Unknown Voice.

"Who Said That?"Claptrap Said.

"Show Yourself!"Ash Said.

"Jesus Kid! Can Ya Just Cool It Down For A Bit?"Said The Unknown Voice Who Reveals Himself To Be An Old Man With A Lab Coat And Spikey Blue Hair"Anyways, I'm Rick From Earth Dimenson C-137. I Come In Peace. Ya Know, Livin In The Hood?".

"Dimenson C-137?"Deila Asked.

"Yeah, There Are Infinte Timelines. What? Y-You Think This The ONLY Timeline?!"Rick Asked"I-I Can Take You All To A Timeline Where Hitler Became A Clown."

"So Wait, You Can Fix My Eye?"Claptrap Asked.

"Yup."Said Rick"It Will Take A Few Minutes."

"A Few Minutes? That Won't Do! What If Jack Opens The Vault?!"Claptrap Asked

"Who The Fuck Is Jack?"Asked Rick.

"He's That One IDOIT Who Almost Killed Me And Zer0"Said Maya.

"I Will Take His Life..."Zer0 Said.

"Wow, You Guys Are Seaking SO Much Revenge."Rick Said"Listen, I'm All In On That Whole Kill The Bad Guy And All, But I Do NOT Wanna Waste My Time Here."

"I Don't Think We Have A Choice."Said Ash.

"Ugh! Fine. But If ANYONE Tries To Convice Me To Stay, Then You Know Whats Coming."Said Rick Who Pulled Out His Gun

Then They Make Their Way To A Hyperion Wall

"Hah! Hyperion Technogiy! Childs Play! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND OPEN!"Said Claptrap.

Then Door Scans Claptrap And Locks The Doors Way Too Tight.

"Wow, 30 Minutes Wasted Alreday. Best Record Ever In The History Of Stupid."Rick Said.

"Damn It!"Ash Said

"Welp. It Was Nice Knowing You Guys, I Heard Being Eaten By Bullymogs Isnt Such A Bad Way To Go."Said Claptrap

"Oh, So Your Saying That Getting Burned Alive By The Sun Is Overated?"Said Rick.

Then The Doors Were Unlocked Somehow And Rick, Claptrap, And Deila Were Confused. But Ash, Maya, And Zer0 Knew Angel Unlocked The Doors For Them.

"Okay, How The Hell Is That Possible?!"Said Rick"Since When Did A Door Changed It's Own Mind?"

Then They Went Inside And Saw Someone Unconsious...An Old Man With A Hat And Tan Clothes With A White Beard...And A Star Shapped Birthmark On His Neck.

"Oh My..."Said Deila.

"Is He Hurt?"Ash Asked.

"He Could Be Drunk."Rick Said."Do Not Wake Him."

Then Ash Woke Him And Looks Arround To See The Walls

"EEEEEEEEEEEEH?! W-WHAT THE HELL?! THIS ISN'T EARTH ISN'T?!"The Old Man Said Then He Saw !OH MAH GOD! W-Why Is There A Robot?! Is This An Alien Invasion?!"

"Dude, I'm No Alien."Said Claptrap

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"Said The Old Man Then Sees Rick Sanchez"Hey! You! The Old Man In The Lab Coat! Did You Make Him?!"

"How The Hell Could I Make The Damn Thing? Not My Robot."Said Rick"Who The Hell Are You?"

"This Is The End Of Earth Isn't It?"Said The Old Man."Wait...GAH! OH NO! JOTARO! KAKYOIN! IGGY! WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?! HEY! POLNAREFF! WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?!

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"Shit..."The Old Man Said