"Come on Tamaki, we gotta handle dis punk with the fire Quirk." the BMI Hero, Fat Gum ordered as they ran towards Dagobah Beach.
"Why are we doing this...?" U.A 2nd Year Tamaki Amajiki, A.K.A Suneater, asked as he followed close behind.
"Because people were constantly complainin' about his fire almost hitting 'em. This can't be ignored anymore than it has."
"It's probably some random person using their Quirk because they're bored..."
"All the more reason to catch 'em and beat 'em up!"
"We shouldn't beat them up unless they actually attack us..."
"Semantics!" Fat Gum yelled as he rounded a corner, "Because dere he is-"
*FWOMP*
"... Damn it." The green haired boy we know and... debatably love, was laying face down on the sand, "I got dizzy and lost my... handing? We'll roll with that."
"Oi kid!" Fat Gum called out as he and Amajiki rushed onto the beach, "What are ya doin?!"
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...
"Qui-Ptoo-Quirk training." Midoriya answered, spitting out the sand that got into his mouth.
"You know that Quirk use without a license is illegal." Amajiki informed.
"... Oh that." Midoriya said as he picked up his pants that he discarded to avoid burning it and reached into it's pockets, "I have... this." Midoriya pulled out a document from one of the pockets
"Let me see dat." Fat Gum snatched the document and put on his comically small reading glasses. "To whom it may concern. Ta improve the future generation of heroes, we allowed dem to use their Quirks for the sole purpose of trainin'. You may call the number below ta confirm. Sincerely yours, Principal Nezu." Skeptical, Fat Gum pulled out his phone and struggled to dial the number, "Damn giant fingers."
Amajiki sighed, took the phone from Fat's hands, and quickly dialed the number. After handing it back Principal Nezu picked up.
"Yes Mr. Fat Gum?"
"Principal Nezu, we caught a student usin' a fire Quirk. He handed me a letta sayin' that he has permission from ya to use it."
"That is correct. I assume this kid has green hair, green eyes, and freckles in a diamond pattern?"
Fat Gum took a good look at Midoriya, "Yes sir... why are his freckles like dat?"
"I don't know, genetics are rather odd. Anyway he is one of my future students, and the fact that he's taking initiative is great! I would give him extra credit if I was in charge of that. Anyway he has permission, do me a favor and pass the word onto the HN in case other heroes try to stop him."
"Yes sir!"
"Have a good day Mr. Fat Gum."
*Click*
"Alright little fella, Principal Nezu said you can use ya Quirk for trainin'." Fat Gum reiterated, "But doing it on dis beach is causin' a disruption ya hear?"
"Well I came up with a move that acts as an attack and a defensive move, but my options were burn down my house, burn down my school, or not burn down the beach. So I chose the beach."
"Well I see you have no options there greenie." Fat Gum muttered, before donning his trademark smile, "Well I'm gonna give ya a once in a lifetime offa. You can train in my agency."
"Train in your what now?"
"Don't I have a say in this?" Amajiki asked.
"Oh I'm sorry there Suneater. What's your say?"
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...
Both Fat Gum and Midoriya stared at him, awaiting his answer, "Uhh... I... uhh." He stuttered before turning away, "I-I regret saying that."
Fat Gum leaned down to Midoriya's level, "He has a pretty sensitive heart, and is very shy. But when he fix those delicate nerves of his, he'll be worth 'is weight in gold."
"Nggh!" Amajiki groaned as he clutched his fist, "Your expectations only drag me deeper into despair... It's always like this... I swear the man scouted me so he'd had someone to torment! I wanna go home..."
"So you'd just... let me train in your agency?" Midoriya asked.
"Yup, your fire Quirk will be an asset to the team. And Tamaki's Quirk is 'Manifest'. He can manifest certain aspects of food he eats. If he eats squid, he gets tentacles for arms. And so on."
"Ooh... so he's like Kirby."
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...
"Who?" Amajiki asked, regaining his composure.
"Kirby is this... small pink puff ball who inhales enemies. And depending on the enemy, he gets certain powers. A sword, a whip, fire, ice, electricity, a ton of stuff. He's also very happy and adorable."
"Yup that's Tamaki alright." Fat Gum smirked as Amajiki groaned.
"But I don't even have a license... or at U.A yet. So I won't even be a part of your team for quite a while."
"I know, that's why when ya get first place in the Sports Festival, you're gonna accept my offer." Fat Gum said, before extending his hand, "So what do ya say kid?"
...
...
"Well with an offer like that... I acce-"
*Bzz* *Bzz*
"... One sec." Midoriya said, before he pulled out his vibrating phone, "Hello? Yes I'm the guy who was using his Quirk on the beach. Yes I almost got arrested I'm currently talking to Fat Gum, and maybe if you trained me, LIKE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO! I wouldn't have been stopped by Fat Gum now would I?! Uh-huh? Yes he offered to train me. Yes you're being replaced. No I'm not kidding. Look it's not me, it's you... 100% you. Uh-huh? Yes we can do coffee when I get my results. Okay bye."
*Click*
"That was my Sensei, he cheated on me with paperwork and left me out to dry." Midoriya said, "Anyway I accept."
"Excellent." Fat Gum said with a smirk, "We can start... right now!"
"Huh?" Midoriya asked, before getting hoisted up onto Fat Gum's shoulder.
"Let's go! Let's go! Times a wastin'!"
"T-This isn't what I had in mind!"
...
Fat Gum's agency was about as big as Midoriya expected, which was pretty big and the training room was spacious enough for him to train his Quirk and his moves.
"So Greenie, what's yer Quirk?"
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...
'Just tell them Izuku, but keep it vague and lie if you have to.' Midoriya told himself, "One of them allows me to create, manipulate, and absorb fire. I call it Agnikinesis."
"One of them?" Amajiki asked.
"I... have a second Quirk."
"You what?" Fat Gum asked, "That's impossible, no one has had two Quirks before."
"Well I do." Midoriya replied before holding out his arm, 'Clench your buttcheeks...'
*Whirr*
Suddenly, red cracks of energy started to coat his arm, before it swiftly went away, "W-What the heck?!" Fat Gum exclaimed in surprise.
"I didn't expect it either." Midoriya replied, rubbing the intense stinging sensation out of his arm, "From what I understand, it's a power up Quirk that has an obscene amount of force behind it. It suddenly appeared when I was 15, after I started doing intense workouts for U.A... not even a few months ago. But when I used it... my arm broke completely."
"Jesus..." Fat Gum muttered, as Tamaki stared in awe.
"I never used it aside from the first attempt, due to the fact that I don't want to waste time in a hospital." Midoriya replied.
"Then why did it show up 11 years too late from when a normal kid would get their Quirk?" Amajiki asked.
"I have two theories." Midoriya said, "The first is that since it was a second Quirk, it would take longer to manifest. And the second is that it has a ton of kickback from using it, so to make sure I don't blow my body up it only manifested when my body was ready to withstand it, even if it broke my limbs they're still attached to my body."
"Hmm..." Fat Gum pondered, "Well this has never happened before, so your theory is as good as any at this point. But if I can say one thing... is that I'm damn glad you're on our side kid."
"But I still need to learn how to control it." Midoriya replied, "So until I get into U.A and have Recovery Girl on the premises, I'm going to train my body and my Agnikinesis."
"That would make sense." Fat Gum responded, before he smirked, "Well for now, let me introduce ya to your personal trainer."
Amajiki shuddered when the door slammed open, "Oh no..."
"TEN-HUT!" A loud gruff voice yelled, which made Midoriya tense up.
"Fat Gum... has an angry drill sergeant?"
"N-Not exactly."
*Fwowowowowowow*
A military grade drone hovered in front of the pair, as a cartoonish looking hand popped out and pointed at Amajiki rather aggressively, "Private Suneater! I see you brought some new meat!" The drone exclaimed before pointing to Midoriya, "Private Greenie! I expect you to give me 1,000,000% while under Buff boot camp."
*Click* *Whirr*
"I-Is that a Gatling Gun?!" The drone pulled out a Gatling gun from seemingly out of nowhere and aimed it directly at Midoriya.
"That's right! Any slacking and/or going AWOL will net you a one way ticket to the firing squad! Do I make myself clear!"
"S-Sir yes sir!"
"Address me properly Private Green!"
"Ye- Wait... that's not the sound of a gruff drill sergeant." Midoriya muttered as he turned around... to see a young girl holding a controller wearing a military generals jacket that looked way too big for her. "Y-You're a girl?!"
"Is that a problem soldier?" She asked, before having the drone pulled out the Gatling gun again, "Or do I need to send you to the firing squad?"
"N-No ma'am!"
"I understand why you would think that." Fat Gum commented, "Her drone is outfitted with a voice modifier to disguise her voice, but this is your trainer. Armie Buff, age 7."
'Armie Buff? Seriously...'
"What's that look soldier?! Got a remark?!"
"N-No sergeant Buff, ma'am!"
"Good good... we might make a man out of you yet soldier." Buff replied before pointing at them, "Now time to start the training!" She exclaimed before pushing buttons on the controller, Amajiki tensed up.
"Oh no..."
"What do you mean 'Oh no'?"
"Ready all missiles and... FIIIIRRREEE!" She yelled as the drone launched 4 missiles at them.
"OH MY GOD SHE HAS MISSILES!"
"AAAAH!"
*Boom* *Boom* *Boom* *Boom*
...
"I'm home!" Inko yelled as she set her keys on the hook and walked into the living room, 'No response...?' "Hisashi, where's Izuku?"
"Huh? Oh, probably training."
*SLAM*
Speak of the devil, the door swung open to show a soot and ash covered Izuku, "Peeew..." He wheezed, releasing the last trace of dust in his throat.
"I-Izuku? What happened?"
"Missiles happened Mom. Missiles and a little girl who's an Army Buff and puts my old workout regimen to shame."
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"Okay this sounds too hilarious to not hear." Hisashi commented, setting his newspaper aside to lean in.
"I'm too tired to be laughed at... I need a bath... and a shot of Brandy."
"Sadly we're out, so you're gonna have to settle for the bath bud."
"Good trade..." Izuku replied as he trudged himself into the bathroom, ran the hottest bath possible and submerged himself in it. He could feel his nerves start to loosen-
*Bzz* *Bzz*
Which lasted all of 5 milliseconds.
Midoriya groaned as he reached for his phone, "Hello?"
"Young Midoriya, how did it go?" All Might asked.
"A 7 year old shot missiles at me and my training partner, and then gave me workouts that put yours to shame."
"PFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
'And now he's laughing at me...'
"HAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHA!"
'Still laughing...' Deciding to cut his losses, Midoriya hung up the phone and set it back onto the counter. 'Okay... time for some RnR-'
*Bzz* *Bzz*
'I swear to every single God out there if it's All Might.' Midoriya rubbed his eyes and reached out for his phone, Unknown Number. Against his better judgement, he answered.
"Hello?"
"Hey kid, how ya been?"
"Oh, hey G. I'm just training to become a hero... since a certain someone wouldn't pardon me from the table."
"You took everyone's money."
"Well if they can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen it's not hard."
"Well either way, that's not what I wanted to call you for. I got someone you might wanna see."
"Who?"
"Why don't you come over and meet 'em?"
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"Gah screw it, I'll be there in 10."
"See you soon kid."
*Click*
'So much for relaxing...'
...
*Slam*
"The king is back." Midoriya said as he tossed a wad of yen bills to the bartender, "That amount of rounds for the house, my treat boys and girls."
"Hell yeah!" The patrons cheered as Midoriya sat in front of Giran who was laughing.
"You sure know how to make an entrance, don't you kid?"
"Ehh, I don't really need money, so why not make you jerks happy?"
"Well you won't see me complaining about free booze." Giran commented, "But that's not what I'm here to tell you. You told me you wanted to learn how to hack right?"
"It would be useful, yes. Why? Did you find someone?"
"Only the best hacker in the business kid." Giran ground his cigarette into the ashtray. "Even people with Techno Quirks have a hard time beating her out in a hacking shootout."
Midoriya instinctively smirked, "I see... who is it?"
"Her name is Manami Aiba, code name 'La Brava'."
"La Brava... she sounds familiar."
"That's because... her partner was the Gentle Criminal."
"Was?"
"He was arrested last night. While they were pulling a stunt, Endeavor came in and overpowered them. She would have gone with him, but Kamui happened to be there and cooler heads prevailed. He sacrificed himself to make sure she isn't in jail with him... even though she wanted to."
"Is there a reason she wanted to help me?"
"To fill a void? I don't really know, and she didn't tell me." Giran replied, "So what's your decision, want to learn from her?"
"Where does she live now that Gentle Criminal is gone?"
"As of right now? Here, the bartender felt bad for her so he gave her a room for a week at most to get her off her feet. Hence why I called you."
"So I'm helping her too?"
"Pretty much."
'... So this is a help me help you type deal. Well, I'm probably going to need to learn how to hack just in case.' Midoriya thought, "Alright, let's do it."
"I knew you would agree. I'll bring her out."
...
"Well I'll leave you two to get acquainted." Giran said before leaving the pair in the room.
'She's... tiny.' Midoriya pointed out, "W-Well, I'm-"
"Izuku Midoriya." She answered for him, "I know why you accepted my help, you want me to teach you how to hack."
"... Pretty much." Midoriya replied before standing up, "Giran told me you didn't have a place to stay."
"... No I don't."
"Well my home is nowhere near an apartment. So we don't have much options-"
"Then we can't do this-" Midoriya cupped the air in front of her, "What... are you doing?"
"I'm force choking you, because I find your lack of faith, disturbing."
"... Huh?"
"You've never seen Star Wars?"
"... No?"
"That's a tragedy. We're watching them this weekend."
"What do you mean, we?"
"We, as in you and I." Midoriya reiterated, "Your knowledge in hacking will be useful to me. And you need a place to stay to survive. Help me help you."
"But it's not 'we' there is no 'we'."
"Fine, if you want it to be you then I can live with that. You help me learn how to hack."
"I don't want to go with you."
"Then where will you go?" Midoriya asked, making her look away, "The bartender is giving you a week max. And I'm being 100% honest here. You're pretty cute."
"W-What?!"
"Meaning, you'll be out there, alone, and people around here are vile and will do whatever to get off. You're a walking target-"
"Excuse me!" She exclaimed, jumping up from the bed, "I can take care of myself."
"But-"
"Goodbye!"
*Slam*
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'Yeah... no.'
...
"Stupid jerk. Thinking I'm some... weak little girl. I may be small but I can fi-"
"Heeey little girly..."
*Slap*
"Hows about you hang... out with uuusss?" The clearly drunk man said, placing his hand on the wall as his buddies came around.
"No, I'm going home." Aiba responded bitterly, as she tried to walk past them.
"Hey hey hey... what's the rush?" Another drunk man said, blocking her escape, "We're going to have fu-"
*WHAM*
"Gah! Stupid bitch!" The man blocking her escape gripped her neck and lifted her up onto the wall, "Fine... guess we gotta do this the hard way-"
"I agree."
"Huh-"
*WHAM*
"Gah Mmm!"
"We're doing this the hard way."
"M-Midoriya?"
"Get behind me." Midoriya ordered, as Aiba ran behind him.
"Kid, you best run home, or else you want to get hur-"
*WHAM* *WHACK*
In two swift strikes, he knocked out all but one of the remaining drunk people. "So what do you want to do?"
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"I'm... going to go home."
"Good plan." The man walked away without another word. "You alright Aiba?"
"W-Why did you save me?"
"... To say I told you so." Midoriya replied.
"Oh." 'Well that killed the mood.'
"So, about you being able to fight?"
"You heard everything I said?"
"Duh I was following you, it would be difficult to not hear any of that." Midoriya replied, "So, I come with a slightly different offer."
"... *Sigh* Which is?"
"Teach me how to hack, and I'll convince my other teacher Fat Gum to give you a place to stay."
"That, is your new idea? Send me to a hero of all people?"
"Yup." Midoriya replied with a cheery smile, but was anything but. "Because you don't have much choice."
"What makes you think he'll take me."
"Well that's simple. He's not a bad guy... if anything he's too nice to anyone who isn't a villain."
"In case you've forgotten... I AM A VILLAIN!"
"Wrong, you WERE a villain." Midoriya countered, "Because you're out here, and I don't hear any cops coming in to arrest you. So as far as I'm concerned, you're not a villain."
"But I've robbed places-"
"Better than being a murderer."
"Huh?"
"Heroes and villains are not black and white. There are just as many bad heroes as there are good villains. I don't know why you and Gentle Criminal have committed those crimes, and I don't need to know. But if he sacrificed himself for your sake, then he must be a great villain, borderline hero in my eyes." Midoriya ranted, "Let me ask you something, what do you want to do?"
"... Huh?"
"He sacrificed his freedom for yours, meaning you're given a second chance to... I don't know, become a scientist, become a programmer, heck you can become a pro wrestler... though I wouldn't recommend it." Aiba barked out a chuckle at his attempt at humor, "Like it or not, you're carrying out his legacy, as stained as it is. So answer my question... what do you want to do now?"
'I'm... carrying out his legacy? But what did he want? He only wanted fame and recognition...' Aiba thought, 'But his method got him arrested... he got himself arrested for me. So what can I do-'
"I'll give you a hint, it starts with an 'H' ends in 'ero'."
"... A hero?"
"Oh by the way, you mumble when you're deep in thought."
"I-I do?"
"Yup, I would have minded, if I didn't do the exact same thing as a kid... and kinda do it now. But I digress. Gentle did crime for attention and fame right? Well... why don't you do the same thing... but better? Like being a hero."
"B-But can I be a hero?"
"Well I don't know, it all depends on you. But if you joined Fat Gum's agency then you could teach me more often, and make my life easier." Midoriya replied, "But long story short, what you do with your life... isn't my call. I'm just here to manipulate you towards the side for my benefit."
"Oh great..." She muttered.
"I'm just joking. But you still didn't give me your answer as to whether or not you would teach me how to hack like a pro. So... will ya?"
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"Well... you did save me." She muttered before giving a small smile. "Why not? I'll help ya out... and I'll accept your offer for Fat Gum's agency."
"Great! I... need to make a call."
*End of Chapter*
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A/N: I feel like... La Brava is a very under-utilized character in the MHA fan base. Her pro hacking skills are unique, on par with... no other known character in the show/manga. So that means... I'm going to use her character for my benefit. But of course she won't be just used as a teacher, she will be much more important than that. But for now, she will be teaching Midoriya how to hack for special, ass pull related reasons.
So as a heads up, there will be one... maybe two more filler chapters before U.A. One guaranteed because Amajiki's Birthday is coming up in the current timeline, and he deserves all of the forced love he can get.
And... that's about it, nothing else needs to be said unless I want to spoil my entire plot line... which I won't, I'll just spoil other plots.
So Bruce Willis dies at the beginning of 'Sixth Sense'. He was killed by a dude who was mad at him... and red signifies death, that's what the sixth sense was.
In Unbreakable, he became a superhero.
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I'm just gonna stop.