PENG | CHAPTER 03: ENERGY DRINK | BY TWISTED ETERNAL WOLVETTA
Today, Juliet Nao Zhang had discovered a glorious energy drink. What was the name of this beverage? Pussy. Its can was argent in colour with a silver royal floral pattern below. 'Pussy Natural Energy, with 100% Natural Ingredients.' was titled with a crowned scorpion above. However, why had the Fourth Column chosen Pussy, precisely? Because of course, it was hilarious! Popping the can open, Nao casually waltzed past a gathering of students accompanying the hallway.
"Anyone seen Kruger?" She asked, most of the girls turning around excitedly at her voice.
"Meister N—...what is that?" — "P-pussy?" — "H-huh?!"
Receiving the precise reaction she wanted, Nao cackled. Her glee only intensified when she heard unmistakable muttering behind her. "Speak of the Devil, my ride's here." She implied, spinning on her heel and approaching the Headmaster and Archmeister. "Oi, Kruger."
"I think it would be wise to—huh? Zhang?" Having been conversing with Shizuru, Natsuki frowned at her. "What is it, can't you see I—" Spotting the energy drink, the Headmaster's eyebrows shot up. Before long, a blush splattered across her face. "What's th—"
"—Pussy?" Shizuru tilted her head before taking it from the fellow Column. Most curiously, rather than the Garderobe logo upon her arm, there was a trolley. "Oh, I remember this energy drink! Anh used to drink this when sober."
"When is Anh ever sober?" Nao snickered, though blinked at the Archmeister's bluntness. Wait, why did she ta—
In one graceful manoeuvre, Shizuru took a swig of the drink. "Mh… tastes like Na—"
"DON'T YOU DARE FINISH THAT!" Natsuki bellowed in distraught, embarrassed indeed.
"—tsuki." Shizuru grinned, the students giggling with profound excitement.
A/N: Pussy is an actual energy drink you can buy in the UK.
Guest chapter 2 . Apr 23
What, no Shiz swan Nat human sex?
If Zeus and Leda could do it...
You can go to gay baby jail for that. Psst… read Serene Rapport over on Ao3. It's my latest ShizNat porn.
Guest chapter 1 . Apr 22
Shizuru reminds me of Basil Rathbone as Sherlock Holmes in disguise in one those old 1940's movies., hamming it up with a weird costume and accent.
And, of course, never recognized by thick as a brick Nigel Bruce's Watson.
I'm not a Brit but it seems like Shiz was trying to get Nats Ducati, failed,
and then rolled away in her shopping cart that contained a Boom Box,
leeks, eggplants and packages of tea, singing patriotic songs whilst hurling items at Nao. Would Shizuru really throw away tea? Instead of throwing her groceries she should have thrown rocks. To save money. [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡ಥ ͜ʖ ͡ಥ)̲̅$̲̅]
I love the fact you used dollars over pounds. I'd attempt it but pound notes do not convert well at all hahaha. In Peng, Shizuru is chaotic neutral. Knowing her, she'd throw the tea bags then steal more from a retirement home or something.