Guns and cookies
Jake Featherston then took the conversion of the Debate to gun control. He said "what should be done on the issue of gun violence"?
Senator Jacobs said: I am against gun control because I think women should have guns to defend themselves against men. Miranda Lambert, whom is one of Tegan's favorite singers, sells special handbags for women to put their guns in."
Coach Stubner then said:
"Taking away guns is tyranny. Even making one restriction is equivalent to taking a gun away. If I want to go to a Target with an AR15, it is my God given right and denying me that right is tyranny. Texas wouldn't have gotten independence from Mexico if the white Anglo Saxons didn't have guns. Then …."
Senator Jacobs then interrupted "you sound too much like a Nazi and you need to calm down. The Germans took guns from Jews and killed them.
Featherston then shouted: "Time" and said it is your turn Cookie
Cookie Monster then said:
"Cookie Monster wants bakers to be armed. Me want cookies to be safe. Me no want bakers to lose cookies. Guns don't kill cookie monsters, no cookies kills cookie monsters."
Senator Jacobs then said "I may be pro gun, but armed bakers is going too far. Gun control is about rights; particularly those of women. Women matter more than cookies".
Cookie Monster then said: "Women are good people but me want cookie. Cookie Monsters die without cookies".
Featherston said, as Stuber was about to open his mouse, "that is time": our next issue will be immigration.