The Superfans

Bennie: "Hi again everyone! So, you've already heard me interview Pels Raseri along with Hemmorhoidal Malfunction. Now, I get to interview a pair of self-professed superfans who claim to be dedicated more than anyone else. Please welcome, Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde!"

Judy: "Ey there."

Nick: "Miten Menee Motherfuckers!"

Bennie: "So, you two claim to be the biggest Pels Raseri fans in the world and even want to follow them on their tour."

Judy: "Well, that is because we fucking are. We literally have all of their merch and have attended all of their live performances since they formed. We even are taking a leave from the Police Force to do this. It's going to be fucking rager."

Nick: "Fuck yeah! Pels Raseri is even better than Korpiklaani, and I never thought a band could be better than Korpiklaani. We've always been up at the front of the barricade during all of their live performances. We also had our make out session get into 'The Battle Of Savanna Central'."

Bennie: "So, why are you such big fans?"

Judy: "Well first of all, they're music fucking rips, plus they saved the entire world from an evil wizard. And we also personally know all the members."

Nick: "Well, like Carrots said, they fucking rip. Plus, we have some connections to them personally and musically. They are my go to band for anything."

Bennie: "So, you mentioned that you personally know the members of the band. How do you know them?"

Nick: "Well, I've known Alister for almost as long as he was alive. He would often visit Zootopia as a child and would always come to the Pawpsicle stand I ran. Plus he sat next to me at a Green Day concert in 2010, which by the way, I used to be EXTREMELY emo, lol rawr xd. When he moved down here back in 2016, he became even more friendly with me and wanted help with Emmitt's disappearance. We've been very close friends ever since and have usually been to concerts together. Duke Weaselton I've also known for years. He used to be the 'Duke Of Bootleg' and was sometimes known as 'Big Gooch'. After joining up with Judy for the Night Howler investigation, we met him again. Not too long later, he announced that he had been cleaning himself up, which he has. Revi we arrested back in 2017 after she burned down a church. Palmer, Lizzy, and Winston we all met at Corey McFluff's birthday last fall."

Judy: "I first met Alister 5 years ago on the train ride from Bunnyburrow to Zootopia. He was only 14 at the time and seemed pretty nice. I was then involved with his Uncle's investigation and became quite antiquated to his family. I met Duke Weaselton when I chased him through Little Rodentia and nearly got fired for catching him. I later had him tortured by a crime boss, but we get along quite well now. Revi we met after arresting her for church arson a few times. I saw Palmer in a Tundratown concert at Varg's inferno. While Lizzy and Winston we met at Alister's house last fall."

Bennie: "Favorite Pels Raseri song?"

Judy: "Definitely 'Give 'Em Helvete'. It is the absolute PERFECT opener."

Nick: "Oh, it's gotta be 'Taiga Lumen Juominen' because it's their only song in Finnish and I am part Finnish myself. It means 'Taiga Snow Drinking Party'.

Bennie: "Besides any of their performances, what was your favorite concert?"

Judy: "Oh, definitely when we saw Death Angel at Varg's Inferno. Most stage diving I have ever done at a concert in my life."

Nick: "Probably the Nightwish concert at the Tundratown Ice Center the other day. Holy shit that was fucking great. Judy and I made out on the barricade."

Bennie: "Anything personal you want to tell about yourselves?"

Nick: "I was born as Nicholas Piberius Järvelä WIlde in Zootopia in 1984. I'm 37 now. As you probably know, I was young I tried to join the Ranger Scouts, but turned out, It was a prank for me to be muzzled. My best friend, Finnick has been with be since around that same time, and a few years later we started hustling Popsicles. I then also went through a nu-metal phase as well as a lengthy emo phase. I have blood relations to Jonne from Korpiklaani was well as Robin Hood. I was the first fox on the police force and got the rest of the force into my music. Judy and I are also getting married in not too long and Pels Raseri will play our wedding. Zargothrax once turned me into a toilet."

Judy: "Well, I was born Judith Worsnop Hopps in 1992 in Bunnyburrow. I'm 29 now and have lived here for the past 5 years. When I was younger, I was also bullied, but my bullies have become my friends and now play in Hemmorhoidal Malfunction. I used to write Harry Otter fanfic back in high school and also went through an emo phase. My family farm also does more than farm carrots and is big in the Blueberry business at the moment. I'm also fluent in Spanish. Pels Raseri is going to burn another church at our wedding. We were encased in stone for two weeks, until being freed during the Battle of Savanna Central."

Bennie: "Also, are you too intoxicated?"

Judy: "Yeah a bit."

Nick: "Oh yeah."

Bennie: "Before you go, is there anything else you want to tell us?"

Nick: "Well, Marty Marten, owner of Pirate's Paradise, has made a craft Vodka with my face on it!"

Judy: "Recently I also sprained my ankle in the pit but have since recovered."

Bennie: "Well, it was great talking with you, and I hope you have fun on the upcoming tour!"

Judy: "Thank you so much. Adios!"

Nick: "Hyvasti!"