Rickless in Imp City

(By the way, this fanfiction took place after episode 3 of Helluva Boss)

Nora is seen outside of IMP HQ, hearing the commotion from the inside the office. She notices the viewers.

"Hey guys." The young Narrator greeted in a whisper, "Last time you saw that Rick, Morty and Summer track down the people, aka IMP who tried to kill Rick. And Rick deciding to spare their lives, because there were plenty of people out there who want to kill him. But they end up getting high or drunk with him. Classic Rick. Well you guys see for yourself and find out the rest."

Now everything is focusing on the main cast, now not knowing what to do now.

"Soooo, you're not going to kill us?" Blitzo ask in a curious tone.

"For the last time, no! I only came down here, so my daughter would shut up about it!" Rick explains in an irritated voice

"You don't care that we tried to kill you?" asked Moxxie

"Twenty people try to kill me every week, it's part of my life style and I ended up getting high or drunk with half of 'em." The scientist explains, as he took out his flask and took a drink, The Immediate Murder Professional have nothing to say about this Loona and Summer are on their phones not paying attention to what is going on, they both exchange looks and focus back to their phone.

"Whelp, time for me to go on a solo adventure in Hell. You kids can explore Imp City on your own." Stated Rick as they left the meeting room and head out of the building.

"Rick, you can't seriously leave us here." Stated Morty as he and Summer ran up to Rick, as he enters a taxi.

"Yeah, Grandpa. What do you expect us to do here?" Summer question her grandfather

"You two can figure it out." He carelessly said as the window rolled up and the taxi drove off. Leaving Summer and Morty there with "not surprise he did it" look.

"Now what are we going to do?" complained Summer

"I can show you guys a good time." Said a familiar disembodied voice. They notice Nora next to them, they got startled by that.

"Fuck lady, how long have you been standing there!?" exclaimed Summer in a shrilled voice, as she clutches her chest.

"You're that lady from behind the trashcan!" Morty pointed out

"My name is Nora, by the way" stated Nora as she extended her hand, only Morty shake it.

"I don't shake hands with crazy trash ladies!" Summer said in a shallow way.

"My hands are actually clean, but fair enough!" The young narrator said as she put her hand back down. "I want to show you guys the best hotspot in Imp city."

"That's actually sound like a good idea." Piped the pubescence traveler, he turns to his sister "Don't you think, Summer?"

Fine! It's better than doing nothing!" stated the annoyed teenager, they begin to follow Nora, as she walks and explain everything about the city.

"Imp city was first established in 1981…" Nora started off as the scene cut to Blitzo in his office, taking a breather.

"Boy, I dodge the bullet there." Blitzo sighed in relief "I hope that the last weird shit I'm going to see today!"

Just as he said that, his Hellphone begin to rang in his pocket. He quickly digs out his phone and saw who was calling. He made an annoyed sigh.

"I spoke to soon." Grunted Blitzo as he answered the phone. "This better be fucking important, Stolas! I had a long ass day and I don't need your kinky, rich people fetish on top of this triple decker shit-sandwich!"

"Why Blitzy, you sound so tense." Stated Stolas, as he lay on the couch in his bedroom "Did something happen today? Did you fail to kill that old man from a different earth, that your newest client paid you handsomely to take out"

"Geez, what do you think happen!?" the former circus performer said in a snarky tone.

"You didn't kill your client's target." Answered the Goetia Prince

"Not only that, he came down here to hell with his own portal and came here to kill us!" stated Blitzo

Stolas was shock to hear this, he couldn't imagine anything happening to his big-dicked Blitzy. "Oh my! Did he hurt you, my little imp!? If he did, I will make him beg for the sweet relief of death when I'm through with him!"

Blitzo rolled his eyes at this. "God damn, Stolas! Calmed your feathered tits, we are fine! Turn out he didn't want to kill us after all." The boss of the murder company reassures.

"Oh, thanks goodness." Stated the powerful prince in a sigh of relief "Anyway, if you are not busy at the moment. You and your little co-workers could grab a few drinks. My treat"

"Yeah, sure, whatever." Groaned Blitzo in annoyance, hearing Stolas squealing "As long as it isn't a booty call!"

"Splendid!" simpered the love-struck owl demon.

Meanwhile in the middle of Imp city, Nora was in the middle of giving the Smith siblings a tour of the town.

"So that wrapped the history of this fair city." Nora concluded to Summer and Morty, who were following behind her. All three stopped when they saw an elderly imp lady being robbed at gunpoint by a young male imp assailant. Summer and Morty were horrified at this, while Nora isn't bother by this at all since she lived in hell for a long time now. Then the purse snatcher was running toward their direction blindly, this gave Nora the chance to kick the assailants in the nuts so hard. The creep fell to the sidewalk holding his groin, whimpering in terrible pain and dropping the purse in the process. The young narrator picks up the purse and return it to the old lady, which the old lady in return showed little gratitude.

"Big fucking whoop, you want a parade or something?" the old lady said in an annoyed tone, she snatched her purse back, dig in her purse and shoved 3 tickets "Here something for you and your little shits, lousy son couldn't afford me a descent present!" Then she walks off.

"Man, that old lady was rude." Stated Summer

"Well Summer, what do you expect? This is hell after all!" Nora stated in a matter of fact tone as she looks at the tickets and a smiled spread across her face. "HOLY SHIT! These are tickets to Six: The Musical, play by the actual wives of Henry the 8th and it's here in Imp city!"

Without a word, she grabbed the Smith siblings by the siblings and dragged them to the nearest theatre, where the Musical is being held.

Meanwhile in a bar somewhere in the bad side of Pentagram city, Rick Sanchez was drinking among the scumbags of Hell. He was drinking from his mug, enjoying his me time without his grandchildren there to annoy him. The adventurer spotted a distinguish among the other demons. It was Lucius Needful, drinking from his mug and minding his own business. Rick thought was he was the one who hired IMP to kill him. This cause Rick to walk up to and confront the former curse salesman, Needful didn't even bat an eye when he saw his enemy again, shadowing over him.

"Rick Sanchez, not surprising to see you here. This is your natural habitat." The devil stated causally, as he took a sip from his mug.

"Save the pleasantry, Needful." Rick started off in a curt tone. "I know you hired IMP to kill me, which by the way is pretty fucking pathetic even for you."

The curse item seller was offended by this and said in matter-of-fact tone, "I'll have you know, I wouldn't go as far to hire someone else to do my dirty work for me! I may be many things, but basic isn't one of them"

"Right, just like the whores who fuck you on a daily basic" Rick said in a sarcastic tone, which earn him a slap from Needful. They started to reenact scene from Something Ricked This Way Comes. This however got them literally kick out of the Bar and face first in the gutter. They got up and rubbing the soreness away and dusting themselves off. The devil gave the scientist one last dirty look, before turning to walk away, saying he will rue the day he crosses him again. Rick just rolled his eyes at this and notice that his phone got broken when he was tossed out.

"Oh well, like anyone going to call me." Rick causally said as he walks someplace else.

(Sorry this took too long. Also, my canon voice for Nora is Annapantsu from YouTube.)