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It's been 2 months, Sasuke's still an emo bastard. Satsuki is basically a living zombie, and Sakura is still — and always will be — useless.
Though Naruto had to admit, Satsuki's improving, she's about chūnin rank right now.
# - Hokage Mountain - #
Naruto looked down on Konoha, it was beautiful, lit under the equally beautiful sunset.
He always enjoyed sunsets, calm and beautiful. A break from the villagers, missions and…
"Uzumaki Naruto, you have been ordered to immediately go to the council," An Anbu said, appearing behind him.
Next thing the Anbu realized, he was pinned against a tree, Naruto choking him.
"You should kneel down while talking to your higher ups, and you forgot to say '-sama'" Naruto said. "But I'll forgive you this time, don't ever repeat the same mistake"
With that Naruto vanished into thin air.
That's the third thing he hates… council meetings.
Naruto appeared in a room which was barely lit.
"Okay, before we begin, I'm in a really bad mood, so I may or may not kill one of you, you may begin," Naruto said.
"Shut it demon!" One of the foolish civilian councilmen yelled.
*Snap*
And in a moment, his neck was snapped and rolling on the ground.
"Okay… kill count maybe two," Naruto said, scratching the back of his neck.
"Okay, begin," Hiruzen said.
"Demo- Uzumaki, you are to teach the two Uchiha-samas everything you know," Haruno Mebuki said..
What came next was total silence. Pure, total silence.
"No," Replied Naruto in a very bored tone.
"What!?" She screeched.
Inside Naruto, the Kyuubi growled.
"One day, I will tear that woman inside out and feast on the vocal cords," The Kyuubi said.
"Be my guest" Naruto replied in thought.
"Keep quiet, the Kyuubi said that it'll rip you inside out and feast on your vocal cords" Said a very irritated Naruto.
"Hmph, it can't get out. Yondaime-sama (Lord Fourth) sealed it inside you, so it won't escape," Mebuki replied, smirking.
Naruto smirked. Everyone felt a cold breeze, how? This place was fully sealed off…
"Yo sup? It's me, Kitsune. Even writing this made me feel stupid. I mean, Naruto is called 'Kami no Kaze'. God of wind for you simpletons, anyways, Kitsune out!"
Red chakra started to surround Naruto as 9 tails formed, his crazy violet eyes were now dark crimson with pitch black slits.
His whisker marks were more pronounced, as his teeth became fangs and his nails became claws.
"Are you sure?" The Kyuubi asked.
Before anyone could panic, Hiruzen asked "How are you able to escape the seal?"
"I'm not, but I can. The brat's letting me use his body as a host. I'm basically free, and can do anything I want," Replied the Kyuubi.
"..."
"Think of the destruction. The Kyuubi no Kitsune (Nine tailed fox) in the body of 'Konoha no Raijin' (Thunder god of the leaf), 'Kami no Kaze'. The power could end the world, 50 times over" The Kyuubi said, but quickly sighed. "But the brat won't allow me to, not yet anyways, shame. I was looking forwards to killing one or two people,"
The chakra around Naruto then began to go, as his eyes turned violet, and every aspect of him turned into him.
"Anyways, I will not be personally training Sasuke. Currently I would choke him while drowning him. Tell him to change and I may train him," Naruto said.
With that, he turned into wind.
# - Couple weeks latur - #
"Okay, Jiji, I think they're ready for a C-Rank," Naruto said.
"Naruto! They graduated a couple months ago!" Iruka said.
"Iruka, they're travelling with 2 S-Rank shinobi," Naruto said with a deadpan expression on his face. "Most chūnin can't even touch me, or Bakashi (Yes I said that ok purpose)" Naruto said.
"True," Hiruzen said. "Tazuna, you may come in"
After the aged Hokage said those words, a really old, drunk man came in.
"This?" He asked, pointing his bottle towards the team. "I asked for shinobi, not brats. That pink haired cotton candy brat looks like she can't anything,"
"While I agree with you on the pink haired useless cotton candy, the emo king chūnin level and the female is also chūnin. Kakashi is an elite jōnin," Naruto said.
"Then what about you?" The drunk old man — Tazuna — asked.
"Does it matter?" Naruto asked with a bored tone.
"Is he angry?" Kakashi thought while observing the young jōnin.
"Anyways, meet us at the gates, be late and I'll have your head," Naruto said as he glared at Kakashi, who put his hands up in a 'I give up please don't murder me' fashion.
But inside, he was thinking something else.
# - Gates of Konoha - #
"Where's your bag, Naruto-baka!?" Sakura asked as she threw a punch towards Naruto.
Naruto caught it with one hand and broke her hand, a kunai appeared in his hand and he went to stab it into Sakura's stomach, but Kakashi grabbed him by the wrist, stopping him.
"What's wrong, Naruto?" Kakashi asked.
Red Lightning sparking on Kakashi's hand as he let go, holding his wrist.
Naruto took his hand away and threw Sakura away.
"Tch," Naruto put his hands in his pockets and began to walk. "Let's go,"
They walked and it was just Sakura asking stupid questions.
Tazuna turned to Kakashi. "Hey, that red haired brat, who is?" He asked Kakashi, Naruto was a bit behind them, but he was still radiating an aura of a killer…
"His name is Uzumaki Naruto. Konoha no Raijin, or Kami no Kaze. Youngest genin, chūnin, jōnin, anbu, anbu captain. And the youngest S-Rank shinobi," Kakashi explained to Tazuna about Naruto.
Tazuna went pale when he heard the mention of 'Konoha no Raijin' and 'Kami no Kaze'. He heard that it was one brat who killed an entire hidden village. Yukigakure no Sato (The village hidden in the snow). He sent sharp blades of wind, rained lightning and annihilated mountains. They say he transformed into the Kyuubi no Kitsune and utterly destroyed the whole country.
"Yo. Kitsune breaking the fourth wall again. This is just a taste of the power Naruto holds, welp, my time here is up, Hagoromo is pulling me into the real world baaaaiiii-"
"And… I called him a brat…" Tazuna said, cowering in fear, his body shivered. He just called the kid who could destroy an entire hidden village a brat…
"Don't worry, I don't think he'll kill you…" Kakashi said, trying to reassure Tazuna. "Keyword: think. He's in a really bad mood, so he may or may not kill you," Kakashi said with an eye smile.
Naruto stopped, which caused the others to stop.
"Come out," Naruto said, closing his eyes, for some reason, he wasn't grinning like normal.
"There's no one here, Naruto-baka!" Sakura yelled, and instantly, her hair was cut off.
Suddenly, two chains wrapped around Kakashi and cut him into pieces.
Sakura gasped in shock. "KAKASHI-SENSEI!"
2 people appeared behind Naruto.
"Get ready to die!" One of them yelled as the both of them rushed forwards towards Naruto.
Naruto's hands glowed as a sword appeared in his hand.
"Fuuton: Seijitsu Kaze-ken (Wind Style: Faithful Wind Blade)" Naruto said, as the blade was covered in wind, and instantly sliced up the two.
And then vanished, nobody could see what the sword looked like.
"Y-y-y-YOU KILLED THE YOU MONSTER!" Sakura screeched, three scratch marks appeared on her cheek, as Naruto turned to her and glared daggers at her. His crimson eyes tearing through her soul.
"Shut the hell up," Naruto growled, he walked over to one of them, and placed his hand on his head, and closed his eyes.
"Ninpou: Tamashī no chūshutsu (Ninja art: Soul extraction)" Naruto whispered.
"Suuup? Kitsune back here. This is a Jutsu that I made, so I'm here to explain it.
Ninpou: Tamashī no chūshutsu = S-Class Kinjutsu. The user extracts the soul of a person, but the person has to be dead. The soul is given to the Shinigami, in return for all the information her or she has. It is a Kinjutsu because if you make one mistake, your soul will be given to the Shinigami. This Jutsu was invented by Uzumaki Naruto, he accidentally used the Shiki Fūjin, and made a deal with the Shinigami, only people who know this technique are Uzumaki Naruto and Sarutobi Hiruzen.
"Back to the story!"
Naruto pulled his hand back, as a blue soul thing came out, and went to the heavens.
"Momochi Zabuza," Naruto said.
"What?" Kakashi asked.
"Momochi Zabuza is here," Naruto replied, as he stood and up and walked away.
Sasuke, who was quiet, was thinking and seething his teeth… "That clanless bastard. Why… why was u frozen!? Why the hell couldn't I move!? He took them out in an instant, and that sword… what was that!?"
Satsuki just looked normal, meaning dead.
They walked, and again, Naruto stopped, he took out a kunai and threw it at a bush, and the kunai stabbed into a snow rabbit.
While Sakura was bickering about how heartless Naruto is for killing a rabbit, Naruto was thinking something else.
"A snow rabbit in summer?" He asked in thought. "Come out, Momochi Zabuza," He said.
*Swing*
A blade was carved deep into a tree, the blade was huge, Kubukiribocho.
And a man was seen standing on in, the man had dark brown hair, dark-ish skin and black eyes, he also, surprisingly didn't have eyebrows…
"Momochi Zabuza," Kakashi said.
"Ah, Sharingan no Kakashi, oh my, Konoha no Raijin… or should I say Kami no Kaze?" Zabuza asked.
"Call me Uzumaki Naruto," Naruto replied. "Kakashi, don't interfere. I'll take the battle," Naruto ordered.
"Cocky are we?"
"No, I'm just confident. How about this, no Genjutsu, only Kenjutsu, Ninjutsu is allowed, as for Taijutsu, you can use it," Naruto said. 'Fūinjutsu: Kai - Uzushio Ikari (Sealing technique: Release - Uzushio Ikari)"
"Sorry for the interruption… Forgive me. Anyways. Uzushio Ikari stands for Maelstrom Rage/Wrath. Enjoy"
The sword was blood red, with Golden designs of dragons on it, the handle was gold with red ribbons tied in a fashion which makes golden triangles. The handguard was a golden whirlpool.
"Hope you don't disappoint, Uzumaki Naruto," Zabuza said, as Kubukiribōcho appeared in his hands, and he dropped to the ground.
Naruto and Zabuza rushed at each other, and their sword clashed, making spark fly everywhere.
Another Naruto appeared next to the original Naruto, and opened his palm. Wind stared to gather in his hand, and it formed a golden orb of chakra.
"Rasengan!" The second Naruto said as he shoved the spinning orb of chakra into Zabuza's stomach, Zabuza turned into water, revealing it to be a clone.
Naruto turned around and saw Zabuza weaving handseals.
Ox - Monkey - Hare - Rat - Boar - Bird - Ox - Horse - Bird - Rat - Tiger - Dog - Tiger - Snake - Ox - Ram - Snake - Boar - Ram - Rat - Yang Water - Monkey - Bird - Dragon - Bird - Ox - Horse - Ram - Tiger - Snake - Rat - Monkey - Hare - Boar - Dragon - Ram - Rat - Ox - Monkey - Bird - Yang Water - Rat - Boar - Bird.
"Suiton: Suiryūdan no Jutsu (Water Release: Water Dragon Bullet Technique)" Zabuza said, as the mist turned into a dragon of water, which raced it's way towards Naruto.
Naruto held Uzushio Ikari with both of his hands. "Uzushio Ikari: Ichi katachi - Kakkū kaminari (Uzushio Ikari: First Stance - Gliding Thunder)"
Uzushio Ikari sparked with red electricity as Naruto let go from his left hand and rushed towards the water dragon, he slashed his blade through the dragon, his sword gliding through the water, and evoprating it.
Naruto cat the dragon and slashed at Zabuza. The slash was too flash for him to dodge, the sword went into Zabuza's shoulder, cutting his left arm off.
Suddenly, three senbins stabbed into Zabuza's neck, a Kirigakure Anbu appeared and took Zabuza's body.
"Thank you for weakening him, I have been chasing Momochi for months, you have my gratitude," The Kiri Anbu said, and saw about to leave when Naruto stopped him/her…
"Why don't I burn the body?" Naruto asked, next thing they realized, Naruto's hand was frozen and the Anbu was not there.
Naruto walked back to the team, Uzushio Ikari disappearing. "What?" He asked at the gobsmacked expression his team — except Satsuki and Sasuke — had.
"..."
Naruto yawned. "Let's go,"
# - Tazuna's house - #
Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, Kakashi and Satsuki were in the forest, they were practicing tee walking, well, Sasuke tree walking while Sakura was practicjng water walking, Kakashi was reading a book, while Naruto and Satsuki were playing chess.
"Hey, Satsuki, how many wins can I get before Sasuke finally learns tree walking?" Naruto asked.
"3" Replied Satsuki.
"Checkmate," Naruto grinned, "That's 1"
# - 10 minutes later - #
"Checkmate, 2"
# - 7 minutes later - #
"Checkmate, 3"
# - later - #
"Checkmate, 30"
# - later - #
"Checkmate, 90"
# - later - #
"Checkmate, 120"
And yet, Sasuke still hasn't learned tree walking.
"Satsuki, wanna fight?" Naruto asked.
"No,"
"Please?"
"No,"
"Pretty please?"
"No,"
"Pretty pretty please?"
"No,"
"A bet?"
"..."
"Rules are: No Killing or fatal injuries. Fight till either your on the ground for 7 Seconds, or give up, the loser has to do one thing the winner says" Naruto smirked.
"... Fine,"
"YASSSS!"
"Why do you want to fight her so bad, Naruto?" Kakashi asked Naruto, who in response shrugged.
"Dunno," Naruto shrugged as he got into a fighting stance, Satsuki also stood up.
"Before we start, I'd like you to do something," Naruto stated. "Use Enton (Blaze Release)"
Satsuki's eyes widened, images of people burning in black flames flashed in her mind, and in the middle, she was standing there, a grin that looked like it belonged to the devil himself on her lips. Her bloodshot red eyes gleamed with pure happiness.
Satsuki bit her lip, gathering chakra in her lungs.
Horse.
"Enton (Blaze release)…" She began, which caused everyone to stop what they were doing.
Kakashi's eyes widened… "Enton… Uchiha Madara's Kekkei Genkai!"
"She's using it…" Sasuke thought.
"Enton?" Was Sakura's thought.
But everyone had there's eyes wide.
"Gōka Mekkyaku (Great Flame annihilation" She whispered, as she released a small stream of black flames from her mouth, which quickly turned into a giant sea of flames.
Kakashi and Sasuke's eyes became wider, Naruto's grin grew.
The ocean of pitch black flames raced towards Naruto.
Uzushio Ikari appeared in his hands, and Naruto cut right through the flames… and absorbed them.
Everyone was even more stunned, but Satsuki was… she was scared…
"It's the special ability of Uzushio Ikari, Absorbing, redirecting, anf cutting through pure chakra," Naruto said. "So, right now, I can use Enton with Uzushio Ikari,"
"Uzushio Ikari: Enton - Kuroi honō no harikēn (Uzushio Ikari: Blaze release - Hurricane of the black flames)" Naruto said as he slashed Uzushio Ikari in a circular fashion, releasing a hurricane of black flames.
Satsuki barely dodged, she knew, if she were to be hit once, she's dead.
The black flames vanished, Naruto appeared behind Satsuki, and pointed Uzushio Ikari at her neck.
"I forfeit," She said.
"Mhm," Naruto… said? Hummed? "As for what you have to do, we need to go somewhere more… private," he said.
Satsuki nodded.
Naruto pressed the tip of Uzushio Ikari against Satsuki's neck, and they vanished.
"Yo! Sorry for the bad fight scene… I'm not that good at writing… anywayz, en jo y-!"
# - God… and me knows where - #
Naruto and Satsuki appeared in a small hill, all anyone could see was grass, grass, flowers, trees and grass.
Naruto sat down in a crisscross formation, while Satsuki sat down… the s a m e w a y. L o l x d
"Now, tell me who you really are?" Naruto said, being serious, while also keeping his playful attitude.
Satsuki did her best to not maintain eye contact.
"Come on, I'm waiting~"
"M-m-"
"No, don't stutter, unlike Hinata, you're strong," Naruto said, he hated Hinata. She was weak, even though he believed in hard work, Hinata is just an excuse. Hard work? All she does is stutter, pass out, and go red.
"Ayooo! Just dropping in so Hinata fanboys aren't gonna murder me. Anyways, I like Hinata, but u gots to admit, everytime you meet a friend, and she passes out when you say 'Hi' , how annoying would that get? Anyways, p l e a s e d o n t m u r d e r m e e e e"
"My name is Uchiha Satsuki, granddaughter of Uchiha Madara, adopted daughter of Uchiha Mikoto and Uchiha Fugaku, I am the last member of the pure blooded uchiha, and last wielder of the Kekkei Genkai, Enton," Satsuki said.
"Guess I'd better introduce myself too," Naruto began with a grin. "Names Senju-Namikaze-Uzumaki Naruto. I'm the son of Senju-Uzumaki Kushina, and Namikaze Minato. I'm also the Grandson of Senju Tsunade, and Kato Dan, I wield the Kekkei Genkai, Adamantine Chains, and a couple other more. I also wield the Legendary blade: Uzushio Ikari"
Satsuki's eyes widened… "It… it was you… that day… you.. you…"
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