"Got you!" Ahsoka said triumphantly as she pointed one of her lightsabers at her master's throat.
"No fair! You used the force!" Anakin complained. It had been a week of Ahsoka and Anakin living in the hole or something, and the main thing they did to pass the time was either battle training, or Ahsoka using the force on Anakin, who's force powers had been taken away.
"War is never fair," Ahsoka replied, then added hopefully, "can you please tell me about Padme now?"
"For the last time, Ahsoka, I am NOT talking to you about my personal life," Anakin said firmly.
"You're so boring!" Ahsoka teased. "I'm going to call Rex and order him to come and join us in this hole or something."
Anakin's eyes sparkled at that. "Good idea! Tell him to bring a flashlight so we can explore the cave!" Anakin told her.
Ahsoka turned her head to the cave they had found while exploring the hole or something. "We have three lightsabers, you know," Ahsoka pointed out. She still wasn't sure why Anakin didn't want to go into the cave when their lightsabers provided enough light to see by.
"Yeah… Well… It's really dark, and the lightsabers aren't all that bright…" Anakin trailed off.
"Wait… You're scared of the dark!" Ahsoka exclaimed. "Anakin Skywalker is afraid of the dark!"
"I am not! Here, let's… Let's go explore it right now," Anakin suggested, setting off to the other side of the hole or something where the cave was. Ahsoka smiled and followed her master.
"Ready?" Ahsoka asked, looking at Anakin.
"Are you sure you don't want to do this with Rex?" Anakin asked nervously.
"Oh, yes," Ahsoka replied.
"Yeah… I obviously agree with you," Anakin said.
"Obviously," Ahsoka agreed.
Anakin shot her one last glare before crawling into the cave. (The opening wasn't that big.) Ahsoka was about to follow when Anakin let out a scream that lasted for exactly 1 minute and 23.8859034 seconds. When the scream was over, Anakin burst backwards and out of the cave butt first.
"Bravo," Obi-Wan's voice sounded from the rim of the hole or something.
"I was going to say that!" Ahsoka complained.
"Ahsoka! Is it still on me? Get it off!" Anakin yelled, doing a weird dance towards Ahsoka.
"Oh, what now?" Ahsoka asked.
"There was a spider! Get it off!" Anakin screeched.
Ahsoka let out a snort of laughter. "You're afraid of spiders too?"
"HELP MEEE!" Anakin yelled.
Ahsoka sighed. "Come here," she ordered. Anakin hurried over and almost crashed into Ahsoka. Ahsoka rolled her eyes and checked around his hair, finding a spider only slightly bigger than a dust speck.
"Found it!" Ahsoka exclaimed, holding out the spider to Anakin. Anakin's eyes bulged and he let out another scream, this time one that lasted 6 minutes and 41.05328952134907 seconds.
"You done?" Ahsoka asked when the scream ceased. In response, Anakin let out a 10 second scream.
'Ugh, You're giving me brain damage!" Ahsoka complained.
"Did you kill the spider?" Anakin asked in a shaky voice.
"No," Ahsoka responded.
"WHY?!" Anakin wailed.
"Okay, okay, cool your jets. I'll just feed him to the baby rancor," Ahsoka said in exasperation.
Once the rancor had taken the spider, Ahsoka called up to Obi-Wan, "you might want to get some water for Anakin. All that screaming has probably dried out his throat."
"Good idea," Obi-Wan responded before disappearing for a moment and reappearing with five water bottles. He used the force to float them down to Anakin.
Anakin looked suspiciously at the bottles. "Did you make sure no spiders got into them?" he asked warily.
"I'm not answering that," Obi-Wan called down.
"WHAT?" Anakin screeched.
"No, Obi-Wan! Now he'll start screaming again!" Ahsoka complained.
To prove Ahsoka's words, Anakin let out another scream that lasted for 28 minutes and 3.8907078851234278490190725879267579826 seconds.
"SEE?" Ahsoka yelled at the top of her lungs just so Obi-Wan could hear her over the sound of Anakin's obnoxious screaming.
Anakin finally stopped screaming, but now had a different complaint. "I need to go to the bathroom really bad!"
"Fine," Obi-Wan sighed, using the force to lift Anakin out of the hole or something so he could use the bathroom in privacy.
Ahsoka sighed and shook her head for probably the 1,000,000,00th time that day. That is not an exaggeration.
"I'm going to call Rex," Ahsoka said to herself.
"Good idea!" Anakin called down to her.
"I wasn't talking to you!" Ahsoka yelled to him. Then she turned on her communicator and pressed the button on it to contact Rex.
"Commander?" Rex's weary voice sounded through the commlink.
"We need you to come here; I'll send you the coordinates," Ahsoka said.
"Yes, commander," Rex responded, his voice still sounding tired.
"Why do you sound so exhausted?" Ahsoka asked.
"Um… It's the middle of the night," Rex responded. Confused, Ahsoka looked at the sky. It was midday.
"What do you mean?" she asked.
"Are you in a different time zone?" Rex guessed.
"Oh-yeah, right. Well, I'll send you the coordinates and you can come tomorrow," Ahsoka responded. Rex groaned in response. "Is that how you talk to your superiors?" Ahsoka teased.
"It is now," Rex grumbled.
Ahsoka rolled her eyes for the 1,000th time that day. "Just sleep and come here in the morning," she said. "Oh, and we might be like 500 galaxies away," she added innocently.
"WHAT?!"
"Okay, bye!" Ahsoka said before hanging up to avoid any punishment.