Chapter 3: My Boyfriend Keith

Tuesday's evening arrived, Topher was playing pool with Dave, it was around 5:30 p.m. They are just waiting for Amy to return and get dressed. They have been playing pool for 2 hours, talking about the stuff that Topher did on school which was usually just he having fan-girls because he is handsome and constantly rejecting them because he has a girlfriend.

Dave on the other hand had a relatively quiet day, in his case it was just him spending time with Topher's cat while watching a stream of the famous Teddy Nation. He liked that guy, he is a Metuber about reality shows and turns out that many reality shows were pretty decent, they just were unlucky that they were on Total Drama.

-So… I heard that Amy's stepmom and you had problems because she didn't want you to date with Amy. How was that?.-Dave hit a stripped ball with his cue, failing to get it on the hole.-Shit.

-Ha!-Topher make fun of Dave's mistake.-Well… Her step-mom always hated Amy and threated her really bad, this led to Amy threating Sammy like shit, but well, now that Amy left her house, the twinsions were reduced.

-Did you just…-He saw how Topher tried hit with his cue a full-colored ball to see it how it enters in the hole.

-Yes. In fact, they almost never see each other, actually, if I'm not wrong, Amy's step-mom put a restraining order on her own daughter, so she couldn't go there either.-Topher tried to do the same thing but failed.

-And what about her dad?

-Her dad is a cool guy, I mean, he just let me and Amy do our thing, he doesn't like Amy but he didn't have a problem with her dating with me, it was all her mom's fault. However, because of how things ended, she doesn't even call him anymore. And he didn't call her either, so I guess that bond is also broken.

-What a shame.-Dave this time hit and got the stripped ball in the hole.-Ha! Only 2 balls and I win.-Dave hit the last stripped ball that he had and put in the hole.-And your parents like Amy?

-They just want me to be happy, and if I'm happy with the person I love, then they will be fine and I really love Amy

-Awww…-Said someone behind Topher to show that it was Amy and then they 2 had a kiss.- That's cute.

-Please, I'm adorable.-Topher said while he kissed her in the cheek and Dave just failed the ball 8. Topher saw the table.- Well Dave, it's time to see the Topher Experience. Come on baby, I'll get those 3 balls in one turn.

-I'll clean the dishes for a month if you do that.-Dave cockily commented because there was no way Topher could get 3 balls in just one turn. But he did it, he hit one ball first, then the second one and finally the ball 8 making him the winner.-Fuck.

-Have fun with those dishes.-Amy mocked.- I'm gonna take a bath and change my clothes, I'll see you in 30 minutes.

-I thought you would say 5 minutes.

-Dave, we know I'll take more than 5 minutes for me to get prepared. I'll see you soon guys.

And then all of them left Dave's room. Topher and Dave were in the couch watching TV, the show was about how a nerd girl who is being raised by a guy who is a literal assassin and a gal that is a mad scientist.

-I love this show.-Topher said while he was eating some popcorn that he made

-So… What was the "Totally Dramatic Incident of 2012"?

-Oh… that…-Topher thought for some seconds what he had to say.- Man, that was a really wild story.

-So…

Well, let me explain how it started because I provoked it

Topher just landed on the hole that Rodney make after he was out. He noticed that he was on a ship along with Ella, Amy, Sammy, Rodney, Beardo and Leonard. Beardo picked him up because Amy was really angry with Sammy, Leonard and Ella were trying to flirt with each other and Rodney was trying to avoid Amy to kill Sammy-

-Heya man, what happened?

-Got robbed.-Topher answered.- Stupid Chris and his unfair eliminations.

-Yeah, I know, Ella was robbed some days ago and let's not even talk about the twins.

-Sorry, not in the mood Beardo, I'm leaving.-And then Topher left.- Godfuckingdamnit.- He was upset about his elimiantion.- I was close, I don't know what can I do about this…-The dirty blonde haired guy checked his phone, just to realize that he actually has Chris' phone.- Maybe I have a plan.

Meanwhile in the island.

-Do you wanna make me get your phone?-Asked Chef.

-Nah, he wouldn't have been accepted anyways. What's the worst that could happen?

After that, Topher was planning his revenge; he knew that Chris would be prepared for everything. However, something that Chris was not prepared for was the increasing influence of Social Media. So the revenge that Topher planned was getting all the illegal stuff that Chris made that was hidden from the cameras or Total Drama itself.

Then again, due to fans usually liking only the first 3 seasons and in some cases Revenge of the Island, his voice would have been unheard unless he got help from someone else, but once Topher asked for people from the first gen, almost none of them wanted to help. Some of them because they didn't want to get involve with Total Drama, another ones because they are on cool terms with Chris and some members because they didn't like Topher.

-Ok, Bridgette didn't want to, Owen neither, Duncan is arrested…-Topher was reading his list.- I guess it all depends of her.-Topher read the last name of his list "Courtney Vasquez"

Some days after he asked everyone, he decided to check on Courtney's office. He was already dating with Amy at this point, so both of them while holding hands saw each other and Topher asked.

-Are you sure about continuing this with me? If she accepts to help us, there won't be going back, Chris might want to kill us or worse.

-Topher, I don't fucking like the "what ifs", let's do this.

-Ok.

And Topher knocked Courtney's office, with the purpose of getting Total Drama down.

I'm ready.-Amy returned.

-Oh, I was getting to the good part.-Topher laughed.- I'll continue the story later Dave, let's go.

-Sure, wait a second.-Dave stopped.-How are going to travel? I don't know if you have a car, we returned in a taxi last time.

When Dave said that, Topher and Amy started to laugh a lot and he went for 3 helmets while Amy went to the garage. Dave waited for 5 minutes until Amy said that she was done, when they went to the garage, Dave's face was a "You gotta be kidding me one"

Topher had a pink scooter, which is not bad, but it had a pink sidecar, in the name of the sidecar it was the word "Tina Rogers".

-Who's Tina?-Dave asked.

-A close friend of Amy and I.-Topher replied.- She was a exchange student from Switzerland, she met us and well, we 3 had our fun together, in fact, she made us date.- Topher saw his scooter.- I miss her a lot.-The Topher Experience put a sad smile while Amy patted his back

-Did something happened to her?

-Oh no.- Everyone got in their seat and Amy handled Dave a red and yellow helmet that looked like a wrestler mask.-She is just far away.

-Oh.

-Well guys, here we go.-Topher started the vehicle and they started to travel, honestly, they 3 looked ridiculous, at least Topher who looked like if he was piloting a really fast motorcycle when his scooter is not that fast and Dave who was in the sidecar, Amy was just fine.

-WOOOOO!-She screamed for a few moments until she saw something off, it was Sammy and Sky.-Oh shit.

-What happened?-Dave asked.

-Nothing.

Meanwhile, Sky who was with Sammy were walking until they saw a weird scooter with 3 people on it.

-Are those…?-Sky asked but Sammy interrupted her.

-Topher and Amy, they have been dating for a while.

-Didn't you have a crush on him?

-Honestly, I had one, but I never had the chance to speak with him after his elimination, he isolated himself in his room, and well. TDI of 2012 happened because of that.

-Wait, I was in Europe the whole time, what happened?

-Long story short, Total Drama is over. Point of no return.

-Man, I missed a lot, I want to see the guys to talk about what happened during this whole time. You know… Beardo, Leonard, maybe Amy, Rodney, Ella, Topher, Max, Jasmine, Shawn, hell, even Sugar and Scarlett if we knew where the hell she went.

While they were walking, Sky accidentally bumped with a woman in a hoodie, she dropped some books.

-Sorry.-The woman apologized and put her hoodie over her head, but Sky and Sammy knew that she was a redheaded person.

-Wow, weird.-Sky said.

-Wait a second. Was that…?-Sammy said.

Again with Topher and his group, they arrived to the store in the mall. It was a great big pink building called "K n' S Clothing" There were some people like old ladies and a guy who is buying some clothes to impress his girlfriend, a couple of students could be seen from there speaking about what are they going to do tomorrow. Dave, Topher and Amy recognized two girls who smiled when they saw them.

-TOPHER!, AMY!-The two girls smiled and screamed leaving Dave confused and Amy with a "Oh crap, this shit again".

-Hey girls.-Topher mentioned and then he saw Dave.- I need a favor.

-Oh please, you can ask us whatever you want, it's the least we can do for getting that guy on jail

-OMG, right Katie? Chris was a total jerk.

-I know.

-Yeah, yeah, we fucking know.- Amy was tired of this and pointed at Dave.- Look, we made a new friend some days ago and he started to live with us…-Amy continued but Katie and Sadie interrupted her after seeing Dave.

-Hey handsome. What's your name?-Katie started to flirt with Dave, flustering him.

-I… I…-Dave was nervous, a girl was talking with him and he knew that the last time that a girl was flirting with him, he ended almost dying to a mechanical bear

-Katie, stop flirting with him, he's mine.-Sadie started to annoy Dave, something that made Amy chuckle a little.

-Calm down you horny girls.-Amy said.- His name is Keith Mason. He is a guy who came from the States to start from the scratch.

-I met him when I was being an extra in a show.-Topher continued the lie to the girls.

-Oh… Interesting.-Katie said in a really interested tone.- But why are you so shy? Is that because I'm pretty?-She giggled.

-No, well, you are, but no, I-I-I have bad experiences.-"Keith" answered really nervous.- I'm not interested in a relationship, not anymore.-Dave said sadly.

-Oh.-Katie's enthusiasm lowered.

-Makes sense.-Sadie joked and she saw the Pahkitwin and the leader of the Topher Experience.- Well, what kind of clothes do you want?

-I want winter clothes.-Dave said quickly.

-Oh, well, we have good options.-Sadie answered knowing now what are the kinds of clothes that Dave wants. You can wait in those seats.- She pointed at a group of comfortable chairs that was near.- We will get some clothes for Keith.

-Thanks.-Topher said and after that, the 3 guys went to the seats, where Amy just showed a Playtendo 4Ds and she started to play with it. Topher was watching how Amy was playing while Dave is just nervous about what happened between him and Katie and Sadie

-How good are you on that game?

-Still having fucking problems with that cow.-Amy complained.

-You could have used a female…

-Nah, I like to play those games ala Amy.-She smiled just to be surprised by a kiss in the cheek by her boyfriend, making her blush a lot just to realize that she defeated that cow-character thanks to a random critical hit.-Hey, power of love.-She said.

-Heh.-Topher smiled just to be surprised by a kiss in the cheek from Amy.

-Hey guys.-Katie and Sadie appeared again to show him clothes for Dave.-There's a dressing room Keith, you can try them.

-Thanks.-And after that "Keith" entered to the room, just to enter in a trance while in his mind, he just saw that Dave again.

-How's life… "Keith"?

-…-Dave didn't want to answer.

-Oh come on, you don't really want to leave me to die, after all, I am you.

-No, you are not…

-Uh?

-You are the person who died at the end of Pahkitew, I'm a new one, goodbye. I don't want to see you again

-Wait, you will not leave me he….-this Dave looked scared, but he was not given a voice, "Keith" woke up of his trance and he started to check his new outfits.

He checked one, two, three, four, five different outfits, he liked all of them, and then Dave returned to the normal clothes that he had that were given by Topher. A pair of blue jeans, blue sneakers, a purple shirt under a yellow one with the phrase "Post Boy" on it and a baseball blue cap with the words "Gokuu" on it. It made him look like the Fresh Prince of Ontario

-I liked all of them.- Dave said, smiling at the girls who just screamed their classical "EEEEEE!" due to the excitement, making some of the other customers (Amy included) cringe while Topher was trying to do his best to not laugh from such ridiculous scene.

-So… How much?-Topher asked and then he started to buy the clothes while Amy and Dave were waiting.

-Oh man, I want to see how fucking ridiculous you look.-Amy joked.

-Shut up, at least I wasn't having trouble with a cow.-Dave returned the joke.- By the way. Did Topher buy you that console?

-Oh, this? Nah, I earned it with my salary, I just found out to like videogames a lot, it's a way to release all of my stress, you know, having fucking shitty social and family relationships makes me be stressed as fuck.

-Fair enough.

And then after Topher got the clothes, the three guys left, just to realize of 3 people in front of them. Two of them being obviously Sammy and Sky- The third one was a man that was as tall as Topher, maybe 2 or 3 inches more. He was blonde with the front of his hair being spiky and his hair being tied with a ponytail and he wore a purple bandana, dude was wearing a white jacket, which was under a semi-opened red one with a huge black stripe on the middle, he also wore black pants and white tennis.

-Well, shit.-Amy was not in the mood because of watching her sister.

-Hello… Amy.-Sammy said looked really annoyed.

-The fuck you want?-Asked an angry Amy.

-Nothing.-Sammy replied really annoyed to her sister.- I was just walking with Sky and…-While Sammy was saying that, Dave checked on Sky for a few seconds and he looked scared, like if her mere presence was triggering him and then he tried to walk away.

-What happened to your friend?-Sky asked.

-Eh?-Topher had to see that Dave was walking away from pure fear to see Sky and he had to act quickly.- He is just shy with girls, Katie and Sadie got him nervous.

-Maybe I should check on him.-The blonde guy saw Dave trying to escape.- He looked like if he is scared of you girls.

-Good luck with that Keith.-Sammy said to her friend's boyfriend, leaving Amy with an "Oh, shit" face.-What?

-I-I-Is that Keith?-Amy asked really nervous.

-Yeah, why?

-Because fucking nothing, later bitches.-And Amy practically dragged Topher by the arm and started to follow Keith and Dave.-We need to get him out of here.

-I know.-Topher whispered to her.-We need a plan, Dave is really nervous right now, and to be honest, I never see Keith before, so I don't know what could happen.

-What if he finds it out?-Amy whispered to her boyfriend.

-No idea.

-Fuck.-Amy realized that Sammy and Sky were following them.

-Ok, Amy, Topher, explain it now, what's going on?-Sky asked.

-Oh, for fucks sake Sky…

-Amy.-Topher put a hand on her shoulder-Look, our friend was in a really bad situation with someone that he liked, and she ruined his reputation, so he has something like panic attacks when he is near of women, so this is why he is scared of you.

-That's oddly familiar.-Sky looked confused.-That kinda reminds me of… what was his name? Daniel, I guess...

-Dave, and remember that he's dead asshole.-Amy looked annoyed.

-God, I don't know how can you stand her Topher.-Sammy also looked annoyed.

-She is a cool girl once you know her.

-I have known her for 16 years.-Sammy replied until she saw Keith with that guy Topher and Amy were hanging out and she hid behind a wall. Instinctively, Topher, Sky and Amy did the same

-What's happening?-Topher whispered to Amy but Sky interrupted them with a "Shhh"

Dave was sitting on a chair ooking at the floor, he just looked scared and tried to think about everything. Why? Why in this moment when he was trying to fix his life she had to return? He was having a good time, but Sky had to appear in the worst moment possible, now he is imagining in really bad scenarios about how she will ruin his life again, imagining some scenarios like her revealing to the press that he is Dave, kissing Keith in front of him, manipulating Topher into breaking his friendship with him.

-Hey man.- Keith, the original one, made him leave of his panic attack.- Did something happen?

-No…

-Come on, it's not that you can't count on me.

-Dude, just go back with your girlfriend.-Dave was seriously scared and then Keith sighed.

-Man, something tells me that you had problems with girls, what happened?-Keith asked.- Don't worry, I won't tell anything to Sky or Sammy.-The guy laughed trying to be a cool guy.

-Basically, things went really wrong.-Dave replied and then he tried to go but Keith stopped him.

-You know… You kinda remind me to that guy in Pahkitew?

-Who? Leonard?-Dave asked.

-No, Dave.-Dave got nervous again.- Scrawny guy, Indian, he used to like Sky and she used him, there were a lot of mistakes between them provoked by both parts but specially from Sky, I was mad at Sky when the season ended, but not because of she cheating me, but because of she using him. That almost ruined our relationship.

-How much time have you been dating with her?-Dave asked really curious, he was starting to look less nervous.

-5 years, we have been dating since we were 13, now we are 18.

-Oh…

-So anyways, what's your name?-Keith asked, Dave didn't know what to say, but it took it a moment to speak.-My name is Keith Andrews, I'm from Ontario, Canada. I own a Sports Store in this mall, well… Is from my dad, but I usually take care of the stuff in that store.

-Well… My name is Keith Mason, I'm from the States. I just escaped from my home some days ago without nobody noticing it, I didn't bring legal documents, clothes, anything, I'm currently jobless and well, Topher helped me to get a place to live and I want to change because I don't want to feel like a burden for him

-Wait, your name is Keith too?-Keith was surprised for that and he almost hugged "Keith".-Man, we are name bros!

-I-I'm sorry, what?

-Name Bros, we share the same name so we are Name Bros.

-O-Ok.-Dave, who was at the beginning nervous because of Keith, had no idea of what was going on anymore, he expected him to be a total asshole or the typical bully who dates with the pretty girl, but nope. Keith seems like…

Like a cool guy.

-Now seriously.-Keith scratched his neck.-You said you don't have a job, right?

-R-right.

-Well… You can work for me.-That caught Dave and the guys out of guard.

-Eh?

-The fuck?-Amy asked almost revealing that she, Topher, Amy and Sky were spying them.

-What do you mean to work for you?-Dave asked to Keith.

-Well…-Keith scratched his neck again, this time he was nervous in a ashamed way.- Let's just say that one of my guys got fired some minutes before meeting you… So I can give you a try next week, don't worry about the papers, I'll give you time.

-Eh… Sure.

-See you on the next Monday.-And with that Keith gave Dave a presentation card and he left leaving him alone. Dave sighed, he expected him to be a total jerk, but no, he actually turned out to be a pretty cool guy.

-So… Is he gone?-Amy asked.

-Yeah.-And then Topher let himself being noticed by Dave, looking worried while Keith was leaving.

-What happened D… Keith?-Topher asked, although that little "D" that he said made Sammy look at him.

-Nothing.-Dave tried to explain everything in his mind until he came with his excuse.- I just met the other Keith.

-The other Keith?-Sky asked really confused, she probably didn't hear the whole conversation.

-Long story.-Topher answered and checked his phone, it only showed a photo of him and Amy on a hill and started to lie.- Oh shit, my mom is going to kill me if I am late.

-Yeah… Same.-Amy noticed the lame excuse that Topher made and started to run, something that Topher also did.-Sayonara bitches!

-Hey!-Dave started to run towards them, trying to reach them, leaving the good twin and the athlete really confused, they even needed some time to process all the information that they just got.

-What the…-Sammy started.

-Fuck?- Sky concluded.- Are those 3 always that weird?

-Probably, by the way Sky.

-What?

-Topher and Amy lied. My mom has a restraining order with Amy and Topher's family almost never visit him. Something is fishy.

-Yeah… I had the same feeling; this new guy is weird too, like that redheaded girl.

-Do you think they are…?

-I don't want to think about that. Let's just go home.

-Yeah, my mom will make her famous "Canadian Lasagna."-That word made Sky get really excited and her stomach made sounds after that.- Do you want to go? I'll call Shawn and Jasmine

-Girl I'm in.-And after that Sky hugged her friend and both of them left.

Meanwhile, while they were returning, Topher was driving the scooter while he was returning with Amy and Dave. Dave was admiring how the city looked in the night, it was really impressive, Amy was hugging Topher and she looked both nervous and excited after all the events that happened recently

-WOOOOOOOO! THAT WAS CLOSE!-Amy screamed. They clearly didn't suspect anything.

-I know, right?-Topher replied.- So, how was Keith?

-Honestly, I liked the guy, Keith told me that he needs someone for his store.

-Take the chance man, opportunities like this doesn't come every day.

-And what about Sky?

-Well… That's something you have to deal with, sometimes, life doesn't go as you want…-Topher sighed.- That's what my grandpa told me and he was right.

-Eh?

-Nothing really important man, just some words from my grandpa.-And the guys continued travelling until they arrived to the home. Topher was tired and as soon as he entered to the house, he fell to the sofa and almost slept.

-Heh, he's cute.-Amy complimented her boyfriend and put the bags with the clothes that they bought for Dave on the floor.- If you want something, I'll be in my room.

-Sure, thanks Amy. Do you want something for dinner?

-Nah, I have a mini fridge in my room.-The mean twin yawned.- See ya.

-Well…-Dave saw how Amy entered to her room, locking it and Dave saw the bags that they got for him and smiled, taking those bags and going to the basement, aka. His room.-Thanks guys.

Author's note:

Bad's here.

Review comments

lordgemini: Thanks for leaving the review dude, I appreciate it, I'll try to make my best to do this fic enjoyable

PKMasterYellow: Thanks for the fics that you showed me, to be fair, I already read some and many other fics that involved Skave (Despite myself hating that ship a lot) to know how can I do the dynamic between Dave, Sky and Keith without making Dave an incel, Sky a person obsessed with Dave and Keith a complete jerk, although this fic is more like something chill to read.

See Ya.