Pouting in a seat outside the principal's office, Randy Marsh hops out of his chair when Principal H opens her office door. Randy shouts at her, "Previously on SURVIVOR!"
"We held our first-ever Survivor Talent show!" Montage of the contestants performing their songs, Hazel just standing there with her polyps sign. "In the end, Paige and her riot-grrl band beat out the hip hop duo of Jimmy and Ashley,"
"At the reward trip, Caitlin found the idol clue and shared it with the other girls." Caitlin eats some bread, and Paige smiles devilishly.
"Reeling from their second loss, Kwan conceived the plan to split the vote on the minorities," Shot of Liberty and Marco laughing together. "Peter was set on ruining the plan, but star pupil Ashley Kerwin made a secret deal and established a couples alliance." Ashley and Liberty shake hands at Liberty's locker.
"At tribal council, Marco tried scrambling, but the plan to blindside Hazel failed, and Marco was sent home with four votes." After explaining the last episode to Principal H, Randy gives her a big smooch and then pulls away to say, "Eighteen remain, who will be voted out tonight?"
Linlynlue Tribe
Night 2
The eight remaining members walked back into camp pretty defeated. Liberty and J.T. stankly departed off together.
Hazel drops her bag and flops into the shelter.
"I'm still pretty under the weather, yet I am still in the competition." Hazel coughs, her throat somewhat healing as Nurse Goodly hands her some herbal tea. "I get it; I really do. If someone else were as sick as me, I would have also voted for them." Hazel wipes a tear away, "No hard feelings, I mean it."
Mrs. Kwan tries to cheer up everyone around the fire, "It's alright, students, we're all going to get voted out except for two of us."
"Yeah, and it's not going to be me," Peter says, earning an eye roll from Terri.
"Bad timing dude, tribal council is freaking scary." Terri walks away to have her confessional.
"I didn't catch any votes this time, thank god!" Terri brushes all her hair back into a ponytail, revealing her large forehead. "I want to win a challenge, and I feel like that's the only way to guarantee that people won't be looking at me as a person to vote out."
"Do I like to lose?" Peter makes an incredulous face, "Hell no, my guy, we're giving the other people a huge advantage later. Though, going to tribal council is exhilarating even when the plan goes awry." Wryly smiling, Peter looks sexy at the camera.
A quick montage of J.T. grabbing Liberty's boob and her ripping off her matronly sweater in fervent lust, Liberty moans J.T.'s name.
"I almost thought Liberty was a goner," J.T. says as he digs in his pocket, "Good thing I found this yesterday," he brandishes his hidden immunity condom.
Liberty's voice overlays a shot of her getting railed by J.T. "I made the executive decision to cut Marco, I told J.T. that was my plan, and he didn't even secure the fifth vote to guarantee Marco's demise." She clicks her tongue disapprovingly, "Well, at least he's keeping the promise that if we both stayed, he would nut in me."
As J.T. thrusts into Liberty, she asks, "Why didn't you vote Marco?"
Annoyed at the question, J.T. fucks Liberty harder, "I don't know, why didn't you vote Hazel?"
Moaning, Liberty answers, "black girl magic," and she orgasms.
The night vision lens settles on Ashley's slightly parted mouth, "Jimmy," she says and then stops herself. "Nevermind, I don't know what I want."
"Ash, don't sweat it. We're gonna win this next one." Jimmy says as he embraces Ashley
In a shocking move, Ashley pushes Jimmy into the hallway. "I want you to fuck me, Jimmy Brooks. No, I NEED you to fuck me."
"Uh, okay damn."
"I feel amazing with Ash, but whoa, she's crazy," Jimmy says, "crazy good pussy."
Ashley only in her bra and panties after her rigorous dicking down, "I wanted to talk to Jimmy about our next move in the game, but lust consumed me, and I bit the apple." She looks thoughtfully into the distance, "I do realize that if we lose, again I'll have to make a devastating betrayal." Quick shots of J.T. and Liberty in the nude, Terri is sitting in the shelter next to Hazel, who is passed the fuck out, as Ms. Kwan sits at the fire in the distance. "Oh yeah, I'm not in an alliance with Peter, but we can't vote out all the men. It wouldn't look good."
Some dulcet tones play as a rat scurries across the hallway.
Mistysyn Tribe
Day 3
"Camera guy," Paige is lounging over a washroom sink, "When I tell you that winning immunity is boring as hell, believe me. I had to drum up some excitement with my gal pal."
Cut to Alex and Paige reciting the idol clue together.
"I think I know where it is." Alex stated, "It's where they stock our food."
Alex and Paige skulk into the buffet area. Paige commands, "You be the lookout, I'll grab it, and we run."
Slinking over to the food, Paige stealthily slips her hand into the mystery meat and is like, "Ew, what the fuck?"
Alex makes a stank face as Ellie shows up, being like, "What's up, guys? Just grabbing a granola bar."
Alex stammers, not having an excuse, and Ellie peeps what Paige is doing. "Whatcha looking for?" Ellie asks as she peels open a nutrigrain bar
"Oh, I lost my necklace in the meat. It just slipped off as we were making sloppy Joe's." Paige falsely laughs.
"I knew what was happening," Ellie haughtily smirks, "I was doing the same thing, looking for the idol." She takes a soft breath and lights a match, "A scavenger hunt becomes a race, and if you're not first, you're last." The match burns all the way down to Ellie's fingers.
"Found it!" Paige exclaims, "Let's go eat Alex, come on," she nudges her lesbian lover out with her.
"That went as bad as it could have gone." Alex states matter of factly, "I'm just glad Paige found the damn thing."
"Haw haw, I have the idol!" Paige triumphantly holds up the hidden immunity condom. "I don't think Ellie found out, and if she did? I don't care!"
Back at camp, Manny was showing off her twerking skills near Jay Hogart's crotch. Craig stood by homoerotically.
Spinner stands atop a lunch table and is spouting the gospel truth for Emma, Sean, and Caitlin, "You shall not hate your brother in your heart, but you shall reason with your neighbor, lest you bear sin because of him. You shall not take vengeance or bear any grudge against the sons of your people, but you shall love your neighbor as yourself: I am the Lord."
Emma hoots a soft, "Amen."
"Even though we need to crush the other tribe in the challenges when we swap, we still have to treat them with respect, you know?" Spinner states.
"Are we the Jesus tribe now? Yawn." Jay states. Acting kind of stank, Manny elicits a harlot laugh.
"Wow, Manny, I thought I made some progress with you; maybe Jesus won't forgive your sins," Emma says.
"This game is evil. I have already seen how it messed with Manny." Emma crosses her legs as she sits on a desk, "I plan on playing this game with integrity and honesty. The good people will win in the end. I will make sure of it."
Manny pipes up, "I just laughed at a joke. Come on, Em, you are like so judgmental."
Being indignant, Sean says, "Get a room, you two...in hell." Everyone was unsure if Sean meant Jay and Manny or Emma and Manny, but the group agreed that Manny is a slut.
Caitlin gasps in a desperate attempt for airtime.
"After my abortion faux-pas, I think pretending to be Christian is the best way to get everyone to like me again." Caitlin pouts sexily.
"I didn't think my reciting bible verses would excite people, man there's just nothing to do on the island. I'm going a little crazy." Spinner laughs, "Yeah, I would say Jesus saved my life, and I'm trying to emulate him in this game, just like in real life." His mouth turns into a frown, "I want a good person to win this game; lying, cheating, stealing is not my thing anymore." A sound of a piano finishes off his confessional.
Craig makes some stank eyes at Sean.
"I don't get Sean," Craig pouts and makes a face, "He's kissing me and being gay, but he still wears that cross necklace and is eating up Spin's sermons." He pauses, "It just doesn't make any sense. He must be playing the game." Anxiously Craig takes out a baggie of coke and snorts some.
Ellie bounces into camp with some tree mail. "Hey guys, I got the tree mail. Challenge time, woo."
Immunity Challenge
Day 3
The Mistysyn tribe walks into the Gymnasium triumphantly. Randy is standing in the middle of the basketball court as two ropes are hanging from the ceiling. "Alright, guys, get a look at the new Linlynlue tribe; Marco voted out at the last tribal council." Spinner grins.
Paige looks a little offended, mumbling about her gay brother.
"For today's challenge, you'll be racing up these ropes in one on one battles—the first person to reach the top of the rope scores a point for their tribe. The first tribe to five points wins immunity. Want to know what you're playing for?"
The castaways cheer as Coach Armstrong enters the gym. "The winning tribe will get some math lessons from Coach Armstrong," Randy winks. The castaways groan.
"Mistysyn, you have two extra members, and to be fair, sit out one man and one woman for this challenge. People can not sit out in back-to-back challenges, so Emma must compete." Randy explains.
Ellie quickly raises her hand as the four men promptly discuss and point Craig out. "Okay, Craig and Ellie take a seat on the bench; everyone else, let's get it on."
"First up is Alex versus Ashley!" Alex snarls and takes off her tank top to reveal her sports bra. Ashley looks over at her nervously as Randy shoots his gun to start the round. Whipping through it and flying up the rope, Alex scores the first point. "Mistysyn takes the lead!"
Ashley walks back to her tribe, "Sorry, guys," Terri just looks terrified in response.
"Next up, Jimmy Brooks is going against Spinner Mason."
Spinner laughs, "You're going down!" He growls as the round starts, and Jimmy quickly shimmies up the rope as Spin struggles at the halfway point.
As the challenge distracts the two tribes, Ellie whispers to Craig on the sit-out bleachers.
"We should work together," Ellie says in a hushed tone, Craig who's coked-out, nods.
"Yeah! Totally! We should!" Bouncing around the bench, Craig says.
"I need more numbers if I'm going to pull off anything on Spinner and Paige," Ellie sighs, "I need six. I'll have work on some of the girls, I guess."
"Jimmy ties it up! Next up, the sexy Manuela and the sexy Hazel!" Hazel placidly smiles as Manny runs over to give her a friendly handshake.
Hazel and Manny both kind of climb up their ropes at an equal pace. Manny pulls ahead and snags the point.
"Hell yeah, Manny!" Craig hollers, and Manny gives a bow.
"I think people underestimate me," Manny says as she's hunched overlooking quite masculine for a change, "they see my boobs and my badly dyed blonde hair and think bimbo and move on. I can climb ropes, do puzzles, swim, a cartwheel, suck dick, I can do it all."
Before Peter and Sean run their heat of the challenge, Peter blows a kiss at Sean, only to be emasculated when Sean climbs up the rope at record speed.
"Army boot camp prepared me well for Survivor." Sean runs a hand over his buzz-cut head. Answering a producer's question, "No, I don't think throwing a challenge would benefit me. I think everyone expects me to do well." Sean shrugs and then crosses his arms.
Randy's voice echoes through the gymnasium, announcing the next match-up. "Battle of the team captains. Kwan versus Ryan."
Ms. Kwan trots over and shakes Caitlin's hand.
"Ms. Kwan probably has ninja training! I'm so screwed…" Dropping her head into her hands-on Ms. Sauve's therapy couch, Caitlin crumples up into a ball.
Caitlin's racism is incorrect; however, she wins the point for her tribe after they both struggle for thirty minutes.
"It's four to one, not looking, good Linlynlue tribe!"
Dramatic shots of Ashley and Jimmy looking worried as they clasp each other's hands.
"J.T. and Jay, you guys are up next. Jay can win this for his tribe and be the hero of the day." Randy says in a gay tone.
Jay smirks, "You know it, Randy, I can smoke this dweeb."
The challenge begins, and J.T.'s scrawny ass sneaks up the rope. Jay climbs following him, yet his years of smoking catch up to him, and he starts hacking up a lung giving J.T. ample time to climb to the top.
"Linlynlue tribe stays alive! The score is four to two!"
"We needed to keep scoring, or we're going to lose. They only needed one more." Liberty pontificates, "I had to play a bit dirty."
"Hey Emma, you're looking a bit skinny. Are you sure you're going to be able to pull yourself up?" Liberty asks in a cunty way which Emma does not take well.
"I am not anorexic!" Emma declares as the challenge starts and her twig-ass arms can't lift her off the ground. Emma gives up. "I'm fine!" She screams and runs off to the bathroom.
Liberty takes her sweet time, but she earns the point.
"So, I'm up for the challenge, and I need to win this point to tie it up." Terri beams as she gets into her gym clothes, "I am so nervous, but I think I can beat Paige. She's kinda thick too."
Paige swallows loudly as she grips the rope, Randy starts the challenge, and it's grueling to watch.
"You got this, Ter!" Ashley cheers.
"Go, Paige!" Clapping her hands, says Caitlin.
A timelapse of an hour and the girls are both still climbing.
"I thought the challenge would never end," Wiping some sweat from his brow, Peter winces, "It was looking pretty dire."
Some sexual grunting comes from Paige.
"I just had to dig deep. This was MY moment to shine. Everyone is expecting me to deliver." Paige says with intensity.
Randy throws his arms in the air, "Paige wins it for Mistysyn!"
Some tribal shouting as the tribes reconvene on their mats, handing off the Panther immunity head to Sean, Randy congratulates them, "Three in a row, damn, Linlynlue, I got nothing for you, get the fudge out of here."
"We lost again," Ms. Kwan deeply frowns, "We're going to need to reevaluate our approach to these challenges. The core may have to rearrange. We are just not a strong team."
Coach Armstrong speaks up, "Before our math class guys, y'all should hit the showers."
Mistysyn Tribe - Reward
Day 3
The mens and the girlies separated into their showers. The scene settles on Sean and Craig standing closely.
"Did you like watching me from the bench?" Sean takes some soap and runs a hand along Craig's chest.
"Y-yeah," Still high, Craig paranoidly whips his head around, "What if they find us like this?"
Making an aggressive move, Sean grabs Craig's big dick with both of his hands. "I don't care." They passionately kiss as Craig's back slams against the shower tile.
"I've been waiting to get my hands on Craig," Sean smirks, "You need a partner in this game, and he's my partner...in life and crime. I wanted to propose expanding our team, but I needed to make sure Craig knew that he's my number one slut."
As Sean power bottoms the situation, he asks, "What do you think about getting Manny and Emma on our sides," Sean moans as Craig hits him in the baby gravy button. "We need beards."
"You want me to grow out my beard? The shower is loud, dude," Craig cums as Sean laughs at him.
"I forgot to tell Sean about Ellie… it'll be fine." Craig sits just in a towel, "Teaming up with two girls to look straight might be a good idea!" His nose starts to bleed, and he grins.
Meanwhile, Spinner and Jay shower and make sure not to look at each other's cocks. "Dude, do you think we should even plan a vote? We're gonna win every time." Jay suggests.
"We should, and we can't let our guards down. A girl has to go if we lose. The other tribe already voted out two of their guys." Spinner says, feeling a bit spooked.
"Even if Craig and Sean practice a different lifestyle, I still want to work with them moving forward." Fashioning his wet hair into a fauxhawk Spinner winks.
"I haven't showered in weeks! This is amazing!" Jay says.
"Gross, dude," Spinner and Jay have a homoerotic soap fight.
Over in the ladies' shower, Emma is on the bathroom floor sobbing and confused when the other five girls walk in.
Only Manny really gives a shit about Emma. The other four ran off excited about getting to use some conditioner.
"Hey, you good? We won again." Manny sits on the ground and pats Emma on the head.
Coughing and blowing snot out of her nose, "I'm so bad at these challenges like; why?" Emma ponders.
Looking less crazy, Emma is sitting up in the counselor's office, "I didn't expect to be the best… I'm just flopping! It's so embarrassing, and I feel fat."
Paige and Alex playfully splash some water at each other.
Caitlin smiles at the lesbians and then turns away from them and frowns.
"I feel so old compared to my other tribe mates… I'm all dried up," Caitlin laughs, "When you don't have a solid person to rely on, this game is so much tougher. I always feel like I'm on my own. I'm such a spinster."
Ellie stands in the water with her scars standing out obviously, and Manny notices as she puts on her towel.
"I knew Ellie is like a weird chick, but self-harm is brutal." Manny frowns.
"I'm just going to cut the bullshit," Ellie dramatically states, "Us six to the end?"
Alex says, "Duh."
Desperate, Caitlin and Emma both chime in with, "Oh my god," and "I'd thought you'd never ask!"
Some blood spills into an open drain, and dramatic drums fade out the scene.
Linlynlue Tribe
Day 3
The tribe returns defeated again. Close up on Hazel looking stank.
Being a man, Peter speaks up, "Guys, what can we do to win? Like this is ridiculous."
"Yeah, I know we were targeting JT and Lib, but they got us a point. I'm not doing that shit." Jimmy says in an annoyed tone to everyone, sending shockwaves through the tribe.
Ms. Kwan looks shook. Terri sits down in the shelter.
"Thanks, Jimmy, that means a lot." J.T. smiles as Ashley seethes.
"Jimmy, can we go talk?" Ashley whisks Jimmy off into the hallway.
"Like yeah, I made that deal with Liberty, but I want to go back on it. Jimmy running around saying he's not voting them is annoying!" Ashley grumbles.
"So who are we voting then?" Ashley puts a hand on her hip.
"Someone who didn't get a point. I'm sick of losing Ash." They stare at each other indecisively
A snake slithers through the bookshelves.
Peter corners Liberty and J.T. as they were kissing in one of the book aisles. "I want to boot Kwan. It's all her fault. She picked this team."
Liberty adjusts herself and wipes her mouth, "Ms. Kwan could be useful in puzzles, you know." She slants her eyes.
Ms. Kwan was eavesdropping behind some books and shadily popped through and says, "Mr. Stone, are you trying to vote for me?" She crosses her arms.
"Yeah, I am! You picked a shitty team. I don't care. I don't care."
Ms. Kwan grumbles, "We have four votes right here! We can tie it up. Say a vote, and I'll write it down."
"We'll do, Terri," JT scrambles, "Let's split up; people may get suspicious."
Some jingly bells play.
Terri and Hazel went off to the bathroom together. "We need to do something, Hazel, and fast!" Terri is bugging out, "Jimmy isn't going to vote for Liberty!"
"What about Ashley and Kwan?" That's still four votes."
"What about them?" Terri grips the sink and turns on the hot water aggressively.
"We can get four votes still," Hazel says to Terri, who dips into a bathroom stall to take a poop.
"It's whatever, Hazel! I'm taking a shit. I'll vote for whoever tonight." The sound of unraveling toilet paper comes undone.
"I'm going to go. I need to check the vote with Jimmy."
"When Jimmy announced that he wasn't going along with voting out the nerds, I knew I had to make sure we were voting together." Hazel brushes her hair as she walks down the hallway. "I need to squeeze Ashley out and be Jimmy's number one."
Taking a big drink from the watering fountain, Hazel smiles as Jimmy approaches.
"Hey, Hazel, you look pretty fly standing next to the well," Jimmy says.
"Hey, Jimmy! There's not much time left. I want to consider the other option…" She grabs Jimmy's wrists seductively.
A crow squawks in the distance.
"Ms. Kwerin, this is a dangerous maneuver. Are you certain I should vote for Liberty?" Ms. Kwan asks as she swivels around in her desk chair.
Ashley places a comforting hand on Kwan's shoulder. "I'm positive."
The rest of the tribe begin walking to the media immersion room with their torches.
"I'm considering playing my idol tonight." J.T. says in a disgruntled tone, "the rest of my alliance got obliterated; what's stopping them?"
"Not gonna lie, I'm nervous." Peter laughs with a glint in his eye, "It's not me tonight, but this vote is pivotal."
Ms. Kwan frowns and looks down as she trails the back of the line, "I made two plans tonight, and I'm unsure of what to do. Do I correct a past mistake or continue with Ashley? Time is up." The class bell dramatically rings.
Tribal Council
Night 3
The Linlynlue tribe takes their respective spots on their medicine balls. Terri flashes Randy a fake smile.
"So, what happened back at camp? Another tough loss." Randy asks, earning some uncomfortable faces.
"Actually, we could have had Toby and Marco and still would have lost." Liberty pontificates.
"B-but, you got a point, Liberty! Do you not believe in this tribe?" Randy pounces on her.
Peter speaks up to mansplain, "I don't, Randy."
"How about raising your hand if you think this tribe is NEVER going to win a challenge." Some dramatic drums play as Liberty, J.T., Peter all shoot their hands up as Terri meekly raises hers.
"Students, I think that's such a negative attitude. Where's your team spirit?" Kwan sounds panicked.
Terri peeps, "We're zero and three…"
"Well, that talent show was rigged as fuck, so," shrugging his shoulders, Jimmy glares at Randy.
"And so, you still need to vote someone out." Randy makes a stank face, "what's the criteria this time, J.T.?"
"I don't know why you're asking me; it's not like I've had much control," J.T. says, and Ashley smiles at this. "There's plenty of people who haven't shown up. Who's the most responsible for this loss in particular? It's a tough call."
"This game isn't just about who's the best in challenges…" Ashley protests.
"It does the fuck right now." Jimmy gets a bit angry. "Look, Randy, I don't like to lose. This is not what I expected my Survivor game to be." A violin plays on the track.
"Who's at fault, name names." Randy gets aggressive.
"Hazel," J.T. says.
"Kwan, she should have picked a better team," Peter smirks.
"Honestly? Me!" Terri begins to cry.
"Oh, Terri," Hazel swoops in and pats on her the back, "this game is cruel, Randy, fuck you. Yeah, I didn't earn a point today, so what? You can trust me moving forward. For some other people, you can't." She shadily looks at the two white boys.
"Well, Mr. Stone, I thought the challenges would require more brainpower. I apologize if you think that I'm at fault." Kwan tries to save face diplomatically.
"Look, I'm voting out someone who I think is weak. It's not personal. We've just lost too many times." Jimmy says.
Randy looks satisfied enough, "Alright, it's time to vote, Terri, you're up first."
Still sobbing and sighing, Terri uncaps the marker, and the camera cuts back to the tribe sitting on their balls looking stressed.
Liberty bounces up to the voting desk.
Laughing exasperatedly, Jimmy votes and adds a ! to the obscured name
Brushing some hair off her face, Ashley writes down a name, [Liberty], "sticking to the plan."
Hazel votes and scowls
"Dearest apologies," Ms. Kwan folds her vote up.
Smiling and showing the camera his fucked up teeth J.T. writes a name in all caps.
Peter holds up a vote for, [Kwan] "You made your bed in the first five minutes, see ya."
Returning to the balls, Randy shouts at them, "I will tally the votes." He walks off to collect the ballot box.
Randy returns, "If anybody would like to play a hidden immunity idol, now would be the time to do so," everyone looks to Liberty and J.T. holding hands.
J.T. digs a hand into his pocket and keeps it there.
"Alright,"-the cast sighs at this, Randy continues, "I'll read these votes!"
"And the first vote,"
[Liberty]
"No surprise," She states.
Randy glares at her and opens the next vote, [Kwan]
The music picks up, a slow drumroll,
[Terri]
"One vote apiece for Ms. Kwan, Liberty, and Terri."
The camera closes up on Ashley's face.
"Next vote,"
[Terri]
"No…" Terri says,
[Liberty] is revealed just as some cymbals crash in the soundtrack.
Looking pissed off, Liberty mumbles to herself.
[Ms. Kwan]
Ms. Kwan rubs both of her hands over her face,
"Now two votes apiece, for Ms. Kwan, Liberty, and Terri, two votes left," Randy says with an air of excitement.
He hesitates before opening the next vote,
[KWAN]
Eviscerating the chance of a tie, Randy states those dreaded words, "And the third person voted out of Survivor: Degrassi…"
[Ms. Kwan!]
"I'm going to need your torch."
"Well, students, I wish all you good luck," The rest of the tribe stands up to give Ms. Kwan a big hug, except for Peter.
"We're going to miss you," Ashley says and chokes back tears.
Kwan grabs her torch.
"Ms. Kwan, the tribe has spoken,"
"Indeed, they have," she blows a kiss and walks out of the media immersion room and out of the Degrassi community school.
Randy stands and sermonizes to the remaining seven, "With your original leader now ousted, will you finally get your shit together? Get out of here. I'll see you tomorrow."
J.T. smiles at Liberty as they get up, Jimmy grabs his torch, and they dip from tribal council.
"Well, I can't blame my students for thinking I needed to go." Ms. Kwan smirks in her blue cardigan at the elimination bus stop, "I was only looking out for myself in the long run, and that's not conducive to a good team."
NEXT TIME ON SURVIVOR
"We're having our first-ever Survivor Spelling Bee!" Randy tells the castaways, and Liberty cheeses and jumps up and down.
The game speeds up… "Both tribes will be going to tribal council."
A valuable substance becomes a hot commodity on Mistysyn, "Hey Craig, can I have some of your coke?" Manny says, pushing her boobs together.
"Guys, we're low on rice," Looking hungry and devastated, Terri moans.
The votes:
Ms. Kwan: Jimmy, Peter, J.T., Hazel
Liberty: Ashley, Terri
Terri: Liberty, Ms. Kwan