(Or "I got 99 problems but a fish ain't one!")

"LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE HAD JUST CAUGHT A VERY DEADLY CATCH! THE FISH PULLED THEIR BOAT HALFWAY ACROSS THE SWAMP, AND WHEN THEY FINALLY REELED IT IN, THEY DISCOVERED IT WAS NOT A FISH, BUT AN ALLIGATOR!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAGH!!" Both Rocky and Bullwinkle exclaimed at the sight of the deadly creature.

"I GOT A SHOTGUN, ROCK!" Bullwinkle hollered, aiming it at the gator.

"BULLWINKLE DON—"

"But it was too late. Bullwinkle shot the gun, BUT NOT THE ALLIGATOR OR HIMSELF OR ROCKY! IT SHOT RIGHT THROUGH THE BRANCHES OF A TREE AND SCARED THE ALLIGATOR AWAY."

"HA!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, laughing at the alligator. "Take THAT, Wally!!"

"BUT THEIR PROBLEMS WERE FAR FROM OVER, FOR DEEP UNDER THE WATER, BORIS AND NATASHA PREPARED TO ATTACK FROM WITHIN THEIR SUBMARINE..."

"Fire..." Natasha paused for effect. "Da NUCLEAR WESSELS!!"

"Vait, ju serious? Nuclear wessels?" Boris replied.

"Ve have dem, don't ve?"

"Oh, da." Boris replied. "Vait, vhere are nuclear wessels?"

"Dey right HERE, dollink!!" Natasha slammed the firing button on the sub control panel.

(*klaxon alarm*)

"INITIATING-NUCLEAR-WESSELS..."*

"ONCE THEY WERE FIRED, THE SOUND OF THE NUCLEAR WESSELS—darn it, now they've got ME saying it—PRACTICALLY SHOOK THE ENTIRE SWAMP, INCLUDING ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE'S BOAT! BIRDS FLEW AWAY FROM THE TREES, CREATING A BIT OF A DISTURBING ATMOSPHERE..."

"What was that?" Rocky whispered, completely frightened and hugging Bullwinkle.

"Hmm...sounds to me like a nuclear wessel." Bullwinkle replied.

"A NUCLEAR WHAT?!" Rocky looked back to find that a nuclear wessel was in fact, headed right for him and Bullwinkle.

"QUICKLY THINKING, ROCKY SPUN HIS TAIL AROUND UNTIL IT WAS ALL WOUND UP, PLACED IT OFF THE SIDE OF THE BOAT INTO THE WATER, THEN RELEASED HIS TAIL, USING IT AS AN OUTBOARD MOTOR, AND EFFECTIVELY ESCAPING THE ONCOMING WESSEL."

(*KABOOMSKY!*)

"ah, RASKOLNIKOV EET ALL TO HECK!!" Boris exclaimed, stamping his feet in frustration.

"Dollink, Ees not healthy, ju behavior. Ju keep stressink so much like dat, ju gonna git ulcer." Natasha replied.

"Oh, just SHARRUP you MOUTH!" Boris replied. "Leesten, ve can steel make eet and start doomsday device! Les go!"

"Okay, dollink." Natasha replied, stomach groaning a bit all of a sudden. She passed it off as mild indigestion and went to the car with Boris.

"MEANWHILE, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE HAPPENED TO COME ACROSS A CAR DEALERSHIP THAT WAS HAVING SOME GREAT SALES WITH THEIR CARS—THEY WERE ABLE TO BUY ONE AT A MODEST PRICE, AND AWAY THEY ZOOMED TO FLORIDA."

"Hooray!" Rocky exclaimed. "We're back on the road again!"

"The title of this chapter?" Bullwinkle asked.

"The title of this chapter." Rocky replied. "We should probably go to the airport in order to get away from those crazy carjackers."

"WELL IT APPEARS AS THOUGH ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE MUST HEAD TO THE AIRPORT NOW—WILL THEY CATCH THEIR FLIGHT? WILL BORIS AND NATASHA GET THERE FIRST? OR WILL THEY WIND UP WITH A BUMMER VACATION? TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR "One Mississippi, two Mississippi", OR "Queasy Rider!"!"