I was walking down the CRAZY hallway in hogwort. Hogwort is a stupid name. From now on I'll just think of it as The Wart. It soundz rrly cool. Anyway the hallwei wuz big and white and S000 scray, bcuz a GHODT WUZ DERE!1!
It said so on the wall. And so I knew it was true! "hei guts donkey go there, theres a gHODTS!" I SCREMED at the kidz. "Huh." They said and l00ked at eachoder. "ok" everybodi says. Every1 was sooooo happy.
I rallied my eies. Dey were such conf0rmists.
"Dey are such conformists ugh" some boi said. wh0 wuz dat?!
I turned around to see the cool boy. He was wearing a shirt that was a deep meridian green. It matched his green mesmerizing eyes, that looked very deep. He was tall and had black jeans on and a cool leather jacket. And he was cool.
He was leaning against a stone thingie. He was s000 cool. I blushed. Wii must be s00lm8tes.
"Yeh, nothing special aboot mi scar", he said LOUDLY in a bored way. Then he showed his car. And he was cool.
"HIIIIIIIIIIII!" I scremed in a cute way. He was ssoooo edgy.
"Yeh, my name is Hadroniusus Midnight Severus Delusionalificus Idioticus Potter but you can call me The C00l Boi™"
Normally dat is dragon-level cring3 but Hadronificus was s00 cool he killed the cring3. hE KILLED DA CRING3!1 And he was cool.
Then suddirei!
DRACONIUS DRAGONSLAYER HEARTFILIA DUMBLEDOEE SWOOPING IN ON BROOMSTIK!?
"ugh hadronificuuuus", he whined with a girly voice. and then he fell down.
"wat headmisters son" hadron collider said annoyed.
"yOu ArE nOt SuPoSuTa MaKe mOvEs ON MY GIRL!" HE SAID ANGRILY!
"shut up weaboo"
And then he shut up. and I was s000 torn. Two boyz (lol) were fighting over me! …nooo! wUt sHoUlD I DO?!
My eyes started to bust into tearz all kawaii like. And then I ran away.
When draconius confess his undying forever for an eternity love for me, and offered to share all his stuff and moneyzz with me, I was soooo shocked. Da shock m8de me remeber my deep love for him that had alwayyyyyyyz been der.
But meating haribos m8de me release …
…dat I LOVE HIM?!
DUN DUM BAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH