Twitchy then came in to make a special treat for Red, when he saw Wolf asleep in a pile of fruits & veggies. He woke him with his special tiny airhorn that Mr. Flippers made for him, which even though is tiny, it's really loud.
"WHAT THE HECK, TWITCHY?!" Wolf yelled. "You were asleep." Twitchy said. "I know!" yelled Wolf.
Twitchy is usually a very fast squirrel. Even faster than Maggie. He always loves drinking coffee, even though he's not allowed to have too much too often.
"Hey, Twitchy. Do you have anymore coffee?" Wolf asked. "Sorry. I drank all of it." Twitchy said. "Even the decaf?" Wolf said. "Yep." Twitchy said. "Oh. My head hurts." Wolf said. "I need to do something about it." "Uh-Oh." Twitchy said. "A system shutdown is required for my PearPhone." This gave Wolf an idea. "I think I'm gonna go take a nap." he said as he went to his room on the 2nd floor.
He found the goat in his room. "Oh God. Not again." He said as he tucked himself into bed. "Listen, if you're gonna start singing, can you sing something to help me fall asleep?" "Okay." the goat said, before he sang a special lullabye.
(Everybody Needs A Nap starts)
If you feel a little tired, feeling kinda sleepy,
Maybe feeling a little grumpy too,
It could be that a little nap
Would be just right for you.
It would help you feel better,
Make you feel good
And you'll be happier too
You see everybody needs a little nap, everybody needs a nap.
Everybody needs a nap you see
Close your eyes and sleep peacefully.
And when you wake up in a while,
You'll be wearing a great big smile.
Everybody needs a nap you know.
It will help you to be smart and grow.
Big or little young or old,
Everybody needs a nap. Everybody needs a nap.
If you feel a little tired, feeling kinda sleepy,
Maybe feeling a little grumpy too,
It could be that a little nap
Would be just right for you.
It would help you feel better,
Make you feel good
Just like the animals in the zoo.
You see everybody needs a little nap, everybody needs a nap.
Everybody needs a nap you see
Close your eyes and sleep peacefully.
And when you wake up in a while,
You'll be wearing a great big smile.
Everybody needs a nap you know.
The wolves, squirrels, & the big rhinos.
Big or little young or old,
Everybody needs a nap. Everybody needs a nap.
Wolf was fast asleep. But not for long as Granny came in to check on him. "Aw, isn't that nice?" she said quietly, which made Wolf groan really loudly. Wolf is known for being woken up by even the slightest of noises.
"What's wrong, Wolfie?" she asked. "I stayed up all night last night. And now I can't sleep." Wolf said. "Did the..." Granny said before Wolf interrupted her. "Yes, the goat tried to sing me a lullaby." he said.
Granny then saw a book on Wolf's tiny bookshelf that Red's mother used to read to her. "How about I read you a bedtime story, honey nut?" she said. "But I'm like way too old to be read bedtime stories." Wolf said. "Then why do you have this on your bookshelf, snickerdoodle?" Granny joked. "It's what I read to my nephews when he visits." Wolf said. "I didn't even know you had nephews." Granny said. "Well they haven't visited yet." Wolf tried to lie. "Well bedtime stories have been 90% affected to make people fall asleep." Granny said. "Well maybe I'm the 10% who are not affected." Wolf said. "What story is it anyway?" "'Goodnight Owl' by Pat Hutchins." Granny said. "I think I once met a dog named Patch Jefferson." Wolf said as he started to get sleepy again. Granny started reading.
Owl tried to sleep.
The bees buzzed "buzz buzz".
Wolf thought of Chief Grizzly eating honey with the bees.
And Owl tried to sleep.
The squirrel cracked nuts.
"crunch crunch"
Wolf thought about Twitchy making his special extra nutty peanut butter & jelly sandwiches.
And Owl tried to sleep.
The crows croaked "caw caw"
Wolf thought about the scarecrow at his childhood friend Little Boy Blue's farm.
And Owl tried to sleep.
The woodpecker pecked.
"rat-a-tat rat-a-tat"
Wolf thought about Red's old woodpecker friend from back in the woods.
And Owl tried to sleep.
The starlings chittered "tweet tweet tweet tweet".
Wolf thought about a bird he tried to eat once.
And Owl tried to sleep.
The Jays screamed "ark ark"
Now Wolf remembered why he tried to eat that bird.
And Owl tried to sleep.
The cuckoo called "cuckoo cuckoo".
Wolf remembered a cuckoo clock in his old school treehouse that sounded like that.
And Owl tried to sleep.
The robin peeped "peep peep".
Wolf remembered some of the fairy tale people usually sing with the birds. One of them most likely being the one he tried to eat.
And Owl tried to sleep.
The sparrows chirped "cheep-cheep cheep-cheep".
Wolf thought about how some pirates have sparrows as pets.
And Owl tried to sleep.
The doves cooed "coo coo."
Wolf thought of the tree in the park that had doves living in it. And yes, I'm sure he didn't try to eat them.
And Owl tried to sleep.
The bees buzzed "buzz buzz".
The squirrel cracked nuts.
"crunch crunch"
The crows croaked "caw caw"
The woodpecker pecked.
"rat-a-tat rat-a-tat"
The starlings chittered "tweet tweet tweet tweet".
The Jays screamed "ark ark"
The cuckoo called "cuckoo cuckoo".
The robin peeped "peep peep".
The sparrows chirped "cheep-cheep cheep-cheep".
The doves cooed "coo coo."
And Owl couldn't sleep.
Then darkness fell as the moon came up. And there wasn't a sound.
Owl screeched "SCREECH SCREECH" and woke everyone up.
Not only that, but it woke Wolf up just as he was about to sleep. Granny fell asleep because she was tired from telling the story.
"It's no use." said Wolf to himself. "I'll never get any sleep." Poor Wolf.
Wolf went outside just as Boingo started throwing small rocks at Granny through the window.
"Boingo, you really shouldn't be over there." said annoyed Granny. "Why? Are you mad?" said Boingo. "No. I mean you shouldn't be there because there's a horrible hornets' nest right there." said Granny. She was right. Boingo ran away while getting stung by hornets.
He finally lost them and started wondering why he can't make Granny mad through a song that Japeth played on his banjo.
(Is It Me starts)
I'm trying to be evil.
But my pranks are older than medieval.
Is it me?
I'm trying to be annoyin',
But her happiness is clawing.
Is it me?
I chance to irritate her.
But only to make her good mood greater.
And when she should be upset,
She's filled with glee.
I bothered and annoyed her,
But each time is a disaster.
And it's about time I asked her
"Is it me?"
Is it me?
Have I lost my evil touch?
Is it me?
Am I still a such-and-such?
Could it be
That I have tried too much?
Is this where I should quit?
Are my evil days dissolving like quicksand?
Is it me?
Do my tricks no longer work?
Is it me?
Have I lost the power to irk?
Could it be
I've stopped being such a jerk?
Someone tell me, oh tell me,
Is it me?
A flaw that I have plotted
Has been spoiled or been spotted.
If a tree falls in the forest
And no one is hurt,
Then what's the point?
Could it be
Being bad is not worthwhile?
If I can't anger her,
Maybe I should just retire.
Is it me?
Am I getting past my prime?
Is it me?
Can't I still have a bad time?
Is it me?
How I long to be a slime.
Oh tell me, tell me,
Is it me?