I'll reuse scene of the orginal DEMONS.. So I can keep track of stuff.. Plus I want to make many changes from the orginals..
''So that's why they call it groundhog day.'' Rick Sanshez told his family, who laugh together, even Jerry who didn't really get it. ''We're such a great family.'' Rick said happily when suddenly a lime green portal opens and out comes another Rick Sanshez, the one from the privious chapter. Without so much as a hello he immediately shoots dead the other Rick causing the family to all scream i horror, espically poor Beth. But Rick calmly pulls out the memory ereaser from Morty's Mindblowers and flashes them with it. It works the same way as the Men in Black device.
''So did we all have fun at the zoo?'' Rick asked, rather calmly, hiding the body under the table.
''Elefants are bigger in person!'' Morty cried excitedly. ''They sure are buddy, they sure are.'' Rick replied.
Rick and Morty are later seen burying the body in a nearby field. ''So that's why I had to replace your Rick, but he was still alive, so had to improvise.'' Rick explained.
''Aw jeez Rck, W Why even erase my memory if your just gonna tell me anyway, seems like waste.'' Morty pointed out.
''It was for Beth's sake M Morty, she co-(burp)-couldn't handle me being another Rick, so don't tell her Morty.''
''I won't Rick, but what if she finds th-''
''Hello there, are you Rick Sanshez?'' came a female voice, and out came Liz. The good verison of the Katherine girl. Only way to really tell them apart though are her green eyes being far darker and prettier than Katherine's. And Betty actually has orange eyes, where ironically her good counterpart, Verona, has red eyes.
''YOU!'' Rick screamed, and before Liz could even understand anything he violently leaps onto her, holding a laser gun at her head.
''Aw jeez Rick, calm do-''
''Shut up Morty! T This bat, thing, she ain't killing you again! I will fry her brain all over this sand!''
''Heyhey, I just heard you can make portals and weapons, we need both.'' Liz insisted, remaining surprisingly calm under the situration. Espically that there's no way she would actually survive a powerful laser gun. Morty quickly pulls Rick off her, who continues to glare at her though.
''Look, I heard what happened, but that wasn't me, I wouldn't of punished your innocent family for it, that's cruel and pointless.. Now please come with me, mom and I could use the extra help, I'm suppose to be pepped for being a queen of some dragons and...''
''Dragons, well s -sure explains the outfit.'' Morty said, referring to Liz's rather revealing lingerie. ''Huh?'' she asked confusedly.
''Now now Morty, no need to judge, if bat things want to soul bond with horny lizards than it's their gross unpleasent business.'' Rick said.
''They don't do that anymore.. Well actually they save it for prisoners. It's some kinda new punishment.'' Liz explained.
''Aw jeez how does that work?'' Morty asked.
''I wouldn't think about it buddy, not til the story gives a dramatic enough reason to call back to it.'' Rick explained. He really is that forth wall aware, it's a running joke in most episodes.
''So you coming or not? Morty has to stay here though.'' Liz asked.
''Fine, but one second.'' Rick said, entering into a portal and entering the Sanshez house as Jerry, Summer and Beth are eating,. Out of nowhere Rick punches his son in law right the face.
''What the hell was that for?!'' Jerry cried, holding his cheek.
''Cause I have a new job and I don't need your stupid comments about it Jerry!'' Rick cried angrily.
''But how could I o-''
''Zip the lip Jerry.'' Rick snapped, and walks back into the portal, and leaving right than and there. Summer just makes typical teenager snarky comments about it, not showing concern for him.
MEANWHILE;
Verona got herself captured by a rival demon, Verona's not actually that powerful. Even Liz is more powerful than her, she's more of a planner than a fighter. But she does know enough to defend herself in most siturations, and can heal most injuries of both her and Liz, and mot humans and vampires. In this universe there are two kinds of demons. Classic hell demons who are the villains.. And ones like Verona, that are guardian angels. But still call themselves demons anyway. The good ones live in a odd world just outside ours, but needs a portal to get to. Mostly it's a bunch of caves.
Suddenly Alucard from Hellsing arrives, orginally here he was his snarky TFS self, but considering I removed most of that later on, he's actually the orginal shows personality. He actually does so concern for V. The evil demon rants on and on about wanting to torture her, but Alucard simply shoots him mid sentence.
"But how.. How did you kill a demon with a gun!?"
"It's no normal bullets. It's silver cross melted exploding shells with blessed powder.. Demon or not. Nothing I shoot ever gets up, again." Alucard smirked.
"So what are you doing here?" Verona asked.
''Well after Helling died out Seras moved away somewhere, Santas or something. and I sort of just walked aimlessly.''
''I got a job for you, Vlad, yes I know your real name it's a known story.. I made a lot of powerful enemies.. Including my ex husband, a giant dragon named Ogdan, probably heard the name. An evil clone of me. And some demon literary born from hell who takes the form of a orange cartoon pony for some reason, she's pissed cause we stopped her from killing everybody in said cartoon for not immidately accepting her after she was nothing but unpleasent to them. And kidnapped the band Metallica.. I don't know, the orginal story of her was deleted, but she's still a minor villain.''
''Sure stranger.. I like you.'' Alucard said.
''Great.. Verona.''
''Alucard.''
This very different dialogue than the orginal, but orginally Alucard was so busy quoting his TFS self I never actually made him likable.. I need to make enough changes to make Alucard a little more likable this time. He really does care for Liz like a daughter despite not even being married to V, but Liz actually does have moments of calling him ''dad'', it's honestly heartwarming. Though to be fair, anyone is better than Ogdan. Who makes Dashlene's dad a saint in comparison..
Seras meanwhile, already knows Carly and them, all from CRAZY LIFE WE LIVE is now canon.. Save myself trouble..
I would probably delete the orginal story.. But not only I need it, but might be fun to compare the two..
