Hey! Just a short little one-shot that popped into my head that I just had to write!
Disclaimer - I still don't own Looney Tunes. Annoyinly.
Elmer gave a laugh.
Bugs gave him a slightly odd look. "Eh...you alright, Doc?"
"Why wouldn't I be?"
"Eh...ya readin' a Murder Mystery. They aren't usually marketed as comedies."
"No, it's just-" Elmer laid the book on the bedcovers and explained. "-They publish these things and they don't seem to get it. They're basically telling people how to commit a murder. I mean, if I wanted to commit a murder I'd know exactly how to do it."
"Are ya tellin' me you've been fantasising about murdering people?" Bugs asked, in amusement. "Should oi be worried?"
"Depends on how annoying you're planning on being." Elmer deadpanned.
Bugs laughed. "Dat wasn't a no then."
"Twust me Bugs, if I was going to kiww you - theoreticawwy, I mean - I'd have done it long ago."
"I love these little moments." Bugs said, throwing back the covers. "The stars twinkin' in the sky, long walks in da countryside...you casually telling me you'd kill me if you could-"
Elmer hit him with a pillow. "That's not what I mean and you know it!"
Bugs laughed and grabbed his own pillow and a pillow-fight broke out.