Hello Kitties

I do not own One Piece

I have to say this is one of my fav stories to write. I love Zoro and Luffy and I love Genderbending either of them. As well Mihawk is one of my other Character I love. He needs more screen time. I would give all of Buggy's screen time to Mihawk. But I digress I need to get on with the story

Chapter 3

White Wedding :P

Mihawk stood before his son as they stood in Zoro's old bedroom as he had all of Zoro's formal suit's laid out on his bed. His golden eyes looking over his son. "We must give you a haircut, and you must take a bath before you even think of stepping foot out of this Castle." He tells his son.

Zoro standing in front of a mirror looks at Mihawk. "I think my hair is fine. But a bath does sound nice. My muscles do hurt." He tells his father that feels weird thinking of that man in that rule in his life.

Mihawk arches a well groom eyebrow at his son. "Very well. We shall just come your hair back to keep it out of your eyes. But hurry up and get yourself in the bath. For Perona will have Lufia's dress within the hour. Even the redhead on your crew tries making it difficult for her. She can make anything within an hour. Maybe two just depending how hard your bride makes it for her." He tells his son.

Zoro smirks as Ace and Sabo begin laughing. "We got three hours." Said Ace as he takes a seat at the edge of the bed.

"Our little sister doesn't like holding still exceptionally long and how Perona gets annoyed amazingly easy. It isn't going to end well." Said Sabo with a chuckle as he picks a piece of lint off of his blue vest.

Mihawk's golden eye looks at the blonde out of the corner of his eye. "Then that will give you time to find something for your brother to wear. For he isn't going to be running around half naked during this wedding." He tells Sabo as Ace pales hearing this.

Sabo holds his hands up to keep the man from growling at him even more as Shanks just chuckles at them. "I am sure Benn has a nice dress shirt that would fit Ace. For I do not want him taking any from Zoro for I know Hawky here will be changing Zoro until it is time for the wedding." He says with a chuckle.

Just then the door to the bedroom slams open as two men stand in the opening. Ace and Sabo pale as they see Garp standing there as Zoro just crosses his arms over his chest as his robe hangs off his waist. His uncovered broad chest puffing out at the old Marine and Revolutionary Army Leader. "What has brought you two to my bedroom?" Question Zoro as his eyebrow of his right eye raises as his left eye slightly opens to show a crimson flash.

Golden eyes flash over to his son. "Do not open that eye." Hisses out Mihawk not in the mood to deal with the darkness sealed within it.

Zoro looks over at his father. "I wasn't going to open it." He tells Mihawk as he moves his left hand up to his left eye and rubs it. "It itches." Says looking back at the other men invading his room.

Garp growls. "We heard you are going to be marrying my adorable Granddaughter. My little Princess." He whines.

Dragon's black eyes move over to Sabo and Ace. "Sabo why didn't you call me and tell about this?" He questions the blonde in the room.

"We just found out and we got caught up in everything. We just honestly didn't think about calling you and Gramps." Said Sabo with a sheepish grin on his face.

"Why would you two even give a damn. It's not like you two are always in her life." Growls out Ace not giving a damn if he hurts their shitty little feelings.

Garp went to say something but his mouth snaps shut as his shoulders sag. "I know I haven't been there for you kids. But I did my best. For I needed to make sure the Government never found out about you lot." He said with a sad sigh.

"Whatever." Said Ace with a huff as he lays back on the bed away from the cloths as he wasn't in the mood to deal with Mihawk either. "Oh Shanks is walking Lu down the aisle. As Gramps is going to be the one that's going to marry them. Unless you want Mihawk or Shanks to do it. As they are Captains. Hell I could do it myself as I was once a Captain myself." He said with a snort.

"I am Lufia's father. I will be the one walking her down the aisle." Growls out Dragon looking at Shanks.

Zoro snorts. "You might have aided in her creation. But you haven't been there for her. Only in Logue Town to get away from Smokey and saving Sabo. But other than that. You are not a father to her. Shanks is a father figurer to her as he fueled her dream to become Pirate King. As well he showed up at the War of the Best. Where the fuck where you? My father was even there and blocked several attacks on her?! Shanks even showed up when we fought Kido and Big Mom to aid us as well as my father. Where the fuck where you?" He question the man standing there standing next to Garp.

"Right. You where off trying to make the world a better place for your child? You could have done that with being in here life as well. Hell when Sabo remembered her, he showed up and was part of her life as well as Aces. So you do not have any room to talk. Even Garp helped us out a few times as well. That is why he is the one that is going to be marrying us. So you can shut the fuck up. Sit your ass down and watch your daughter get married to my ass and just wish her a happy and well life. But other than that. Shanks will be the one that shall take the role of her father." Growled out Zoro as his Kings Haki lashes out at everyone in the room.

Everyone in the room's jaws hit the ground at how Zoro spoke to the most wanted man in the world. As Ace's laughter is heard breaking the silence in the room. "You have fucking balls of steel. I like you. You didn't even back down when Sabo and I threaten you so long ago." He said between howls of laughter.

"He isn't like the other wimps that ran from us in Alabaster." Said Sabo with his own laughter.

Thousand Sunny

"Keep a hold on her Robin." Said Nami as Perona and herself begin measuring the ravenette.

"But you guys are tikling me." Whines Luffy with a giggle as she dances around as arms appear around the girl.

Just as Luffy is trying break free the door to the Captain's room fly's open as the girl's room wasn't big enough. There stands a woman before them. All eyes blink owlishly at the woman standing there before them. "Who are you?" Question Luffy as the others stood before the young woman in a protective manner.

The woman that stood before them blinked at the girls that stood before her before she began giggling at them. "I am Lufia's mom. I am Monkey Nera the wife of Monkey D. Dragon the son of Monkey D. Garp." She said with a large smile on her face.

Luffy just blinked looking at the woman that stood at the doorway of her personal bedroom she had been using a lot lately as she been cuddling with Zoro to help ease some of her nightmares from Marineford and Wano. "Umm…Okay." She said as if it wasn't a big deal and turn back to the others. "What do you have plan for my dress?" She asked Perona.

Nera's jaw drops to the floor as her daughter and the other girls just ignore her. 'My baby…She doesn't want me around me.' She pouts to herself with tears rolling down her cheeks.

Luffy looks over at her mom. "You can help us too if you want to mom." She tells the woman with a bright smile on her face.

On Deck

Usopp answers a ringing sitting next to the tree swing. "Hello this is Usopp of the Strawhat Pirates. Whose calling?" He question after greeting.

"Usopp-ya this is Law. I am calling to speak with Luffy about our meeting near Mihawk's island." Said Law with a tried sigh.

"Oh Traffy. Umm…We are going to be late." Said Usopp with a nervous chuckle.

"What do you mean your going to be late Usopp-ya?" Question Law with annoyance in his voice.

"Luffy and Zoro are going to be getting married tonight." Said Usopp with a large grin on his face.

There was silence for several seconds before it was broken. 'WHAT?!' Yelled Law as his crew was heard yelling in the background.

"Yeah. Zoro beat his father Dracule Mihawk and is now the World Greatest Swordmen and asked her to marry him and now we are having a wedding." Said Usopp.

'Usopp-ya are you screwing with me?' Question Law not sure what to think.

"Ummm…no…how far are you from Mihawk's island?" Question Usopp.

'About an hour away and a few other of your friends/allies are here as well.' Said Law with another sigh.

"Well if you all want to come. Please come and join us for the wedding." Said Usopp. "I'll just let Sanji know." He added with a grin.

'Fine. We will see you soon Usopp-ya.' Said Law with a sign and a click.

Usopp looks over at Franky and the others. "Traffy and the others are showing up." He said with a laughter.

"Supppppppppper! Traffy going to be joining up and the other guys." Called out Franky with a large grin on his face.

"Oi. What are you yelling about?" Snaps out Sanji from the now open kitchen door.

Usopp looks up at him. "Traffy and the others are showing up." He called up at Sanji.

Sanji's eyes widen with worry. "Dammit. Go and tell Benn we are going to need more food." He barks at Usopp.

"Got it." Yelps Usopp running away to find the First Mate of the Red-hair Pirates.

La Straya Island

Law sitting on the dock of his ship looks over at the Pirate Empress glaring at him. "Well?" Question Boa with annoyance lacing her voice. "Where is my adorable Luffy-chan?" She question the Heart Pirate Captain.

A cocky smile graces his lips looking at the Snake Empress that has been annoying him for the past few hours. "Lufia-ya is getting married tonight to Zoro-ya. For Zoro-ya finally defeated his father Mihawk-ya." He said with an evil smirk on his face.

Smoker standing on his own ship with Tashigi. His two cigars falling from his mouth as Tashigi's eyes open wide with shock at hearing this.

"WHAT?! YOUR LIEING TO ME!" Screams Boa with shock written across her face.

"Afraid not. Usopp-ya just told me." Said Law with a chuckle.

Bartolomeo and Cavendish look at each other with shock as Leo stood on Bartolomeo's shoulder. "So are we going to call the others and tell them to head to Mihawk's Island?" Question Cavendish as he is shock to hear the news.

"Might as well." Said Smoker placing two more cigars into his mouth.

All eyes look at the Marine and chuckle. "Yeah. It will be nice to have one last part before we go to war against that bastard." Said Smoker as he let out a poof of smoke from his mouth.

The members of G-5 cheer with excitement. "But boss we need to get more food before we head that way. For Sanji will kick our asses." Said one of the guys of G-5.

"Call Hajrudin-ya and tell him and his crew to catch a few Seaking's on their way to Mihawk's island and tell him that we are going to be attending Luffy-ya's and Zoro-ya's wedding." Said Law as the others made quick work and rushed to the island to get more supplies for the wedding and gifts for the couple.

Picking up the snail Law called back the Strawhat Ship.

In the Kitchen

Sanji glares at the snail on his counter that is ringing. "Who the hell is calling my snail." He growls out chewing on his cigarette. As his long fingers reach for the snail as Lucky Roo just chuckles as he returns to cooking. "Hello this is Sanji of the Strawhat Pirates. What do you want I am in the middle of baking a wedding cake." He growls out.

"Sanji-ya. It's Law. I'm just calling to let you know we will be there within two hours and will be bring extra supplies for the dinner. We even called the Giant Crew asking them to capture several Seaking's for the dinner. Is there anything else you might need before we set sail from La Straya Island?" Question Law as he knew this was his best beat to keep the crews cook in his good graces for now. For no one wants to deal with that drama queen.

"We need more booze. See if Smoker can get us some more. We already stole all the booze off of Garp's ship as well as Dragons." Said Sanji with a sadistic grin on his face.

"Will do Sanji-ya. You heard that Smoker-ya.?" Called out Law as he was talking to the Marine Vice Admiral that is standing somewhere off nearby.

Sanji hangs up the snail as he didn't have time to deal with those morons as he has to finish making the wedding cake for his lovely Captain and Mosshead.

Okay there is going to be one more Chapter to end this story. For I want the wedding to stand alone. Luffy's dress is going to be style after the dress I want for my own wedding dress. For it is a Vera Wang but not her unbelievably expensive ones. For it is only 1300. So yeah. Lol