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Chapter 3

Yown went flyingh through the air because of the explosion and it was like fiuuuuum and then he landed on the floor.

"WHO DID THIS!?" roared Yown looking everyehere

No one came out because they were a bunch of cowards but something came out… IT WAS KIRAS REMOTE TANK AND IT WAS ALSO A BOMB!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" yelled Yown punching the air with Angel god (REMEMBER THAT IS HIS STAND!) to warm up for when he would be punching Kiras tank.

He started punching the tank with all his six arms but… THE TANK WAS UNDESTRUCTIBLE BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF DIAMOND OR SOMETHING BUT IT WAS REALLY STRONG!

"I WILL HAVE TO USE ALL MY POWERRRRS!" screamde Yown and he started using Angel gos powers.

Angel god started throwing fire from one arm and ice from another and then water from another arm and earth from a different arm and grass from another arm and thunder from the last arm and all the elements were crashing and it was creating… A BLACK HOLE THAT WAS LIKE BETTER THAN NORMAL LAME BLACK HOLE BECAUSE THIS ONE WAS BLACKER AND IT ABSORBED THE TANK!

"Whaaaaat!?" screamed a mysterious man from behinad a rock.

"AHA!" screamed Speedwagon wisely throwing his hat to cut the rock and behing the rock was… YOSHIKAGE KIRA!

"You have found me but you have also found… them" Kira said creepily with an evil smile on his face.

Then someone came from behind Kira and it was… THE BLIND GUY THAT HAS WATER POWERS! AND ALSO HOL HORSE! AND SHIGECHI! AND… ZEPELI!

"Mamma mia, you abandonnini me" cursed Zepeli

"ZEPELIIIIIIII!" yelled Yown looking at the sky and felxing all over the place.

"I will explain that" sobbed Kira because he was scared of Yowns muscles but he tried to look like he wasnt scared so no one noticed he was sobing and also he tied his tie.

-Three days ago-

Kira was flying because of his explosion and he exploded through time to a month ago.

-A month ago (or maybe its just three days i dont know)-

Kira landed in Canada and he was lost.

"Where am I" wandered Kira (GET IT?)

Kira walked for a while when he found… HOL HORSE! Just its not a plow twist because it told you before sorry guys.

"What are you doing here pardner" cowboyed Hol smoking some straw and saying hi with his hat.

"Im looking for you Jonathan, i want to kill him" maleficed Kira cleaning his hoes.

"Oh me too, let me joing ya" (ya means you in cowboy) horsed Hol and Kira rided his horse with him.

They horsed Canada until they reached England and they saw Zepeli so they kidnaped him before he died because this is the past guys dont you forget. Then they found the other guys and waited for a month so it stops being the past and instead it is the present.

-Today-

"Ah i see" said Jonathans father.

"Now we have to fiiiight!" roared Shigechi tearing apart his shit and the battle started.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" everyone screamed running towards each other except the blind guy because he cant run because maybe he trips on a rock or an scorpion and dies and he doesnt want that so instead he just screamed while he was sitting.

Jonathans father called for his stand and he left everyone deaf for ten seconds and he started beating the blind guy because he couldnt see him with his eyes or ears. Ten seconds of beating later the blind guy used his sword cane to stab Jonathans father and he lost his leg but that was actually bad for the blind guy because now Jonathans father cant run when he starts doing cool things like hydrating people so Jonathans father started beating him even harder. The blind guy then used his stand to push Jonathans father like 50 meters away but it was like 2 million meters for him because he was missing a leg.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOW I CANT WIN!" cried Jonathans father without tears.

-Meanwhile in another battle-

Hol was shooting Jonathan but hwas was avoidng the shoots with his… STAND BECAUSE WHILE THE WERE DRIVING HERE HE GOT A STAND!

"You can not vanquish my All star" intimidated Jonathan (THAT IS THE NAME OF HIS STAND GET IT? ITS LIKE SHREAK).

All star looked like a big blue man with starts all over his body, he had two mouths, one in the mouth and another in the forehead. His eyes were yellow and filled with hamon that represented his determination. The power of his stand is to… SEE THE FUTURE AND TO SHAPE THINGS INTO STARS SO HE CAN HAVE NINJA STARTS MADE OUT OF DIRT!

"sStop dodgin pardner" snaked Hol because he was a cowboy but Jonathan didnt stop so Hol got nervous and he started running away.

"Do not advance so nimble!" ordered Jonathan shaping a rock into a star and throwing it to Hols foot so he gets nailed in the floor.

"AAAAAAHH NO MY GOOT" roared Hol with pain.

"You can not slip away anymote, capitulate." said Jonathans gently.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Hol throwing sand st Jonathans eyes so he cant see the future and the shooting him in the shoulders.

"AAAAAH, I CAN NOT RELOCATE MY EXTREMITIES!" screamed Jonathan because is true because he never lies.

"Ho o o ho ho" laughed Hol "Get ready to die"

Suddenly Hol started shooting Jonathan but he started dodging the bullets with just his feets and it looked like squidward when he was beautiful.

"I still can triumph" asserted Jonathan turning a lot of rocks into starts and thwowing them with super kicks.

"AAAAAAAAH!" screamed Hol as his neck was being stabed with a lot of stars like a lot of shooting stars crashing against a planet with the shape of a log.

Then Hol fell to the floor and died and Jonathan did to except he didnt die but he fell unconcious which is like dying except you arent dead.

-Meanwhile where Zepeli-

"HOW DARE YOU BETRAY US!" screamed Yown enraged.

"Because you didnt give me spagettis" cried Zepeli remembering that.

"Oh is that so?" smiled Yown "THEN HAVE THIS!"

Yown threw a lot of spagetis with tomato sauce to Zepeli who catched them with his mouth in the air and ate them.

"AAAAAAAAAAAA MONSTER, THESE SPAGETIS ARE COLD. THIS IS NOT HOW MY MAMMA DOES SPAGETIS!" spited Zepeli.

"If you want heat then HAVE IT!" roared Yown throwing fire with Angel god but… ZZEPELI WAS ALIVE!

"You have learned a lot but i have too…" laughed Zepeli… WITH AND STAND!

"How?!" questioned Yown shocked.

"This is Mamma mia (LIKE THE MUSICAL) it can bake a lot of italian dishes better than you would ever do!" laughed Zepeli eating a lot of meatballs like if they were popcorn.

"DAMN YOU!" raged Yown throwing ice at his meatballs to ruin the taste.

"No no no" italianed Zepeli puting his meatballs in Mamma mias oven and grabing Mamma mias blender "Get ready to die" laughed swinging his blender menacingly.

"IDIOT YOU COULD KILL SOMEONE WITH THAT!" intimidated Yown.

"That what im trying to d-" laughed Zepeli when he was interupred by… YOWN!

"You could kill even yourself" laughed Yown using Angel gods streangh and six arms to put all of Zepeli arms in the blender and turning them into tomato sauce for his next meal, death.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Zepeli falling to the ground "HOW IS THIS POSIBLE, I CANT LIVE WITHOUR ARMS!"

"THAT IS WHY I WON!" cheered Yown raising his arms as a trophy.

"Before i die… let me tell you something…" whispered Zepeli "You cant defeat DIO, he has the powers of the vampire mafia… he came here to eat them all…" warned Zepeli and then he died.

Yown was silent and he picked up some spagetis from the floor and he put them the tomato sauce he made with Zepelis arms then he placed the delicious dish in Zepelis dead mouth making him smile and tear even if he is dead.

"Now i will defeat DIO" determined Yown going inside DIOS castle in Egypt.

-Meanwhile in another battle-

"Nyenyenye" laughed Shigechi "I will steal your money"

"YOU CANT DO THAT! I NEED IT FOR COOL HATS AND FOR FOUNDATIONS!" screamed Speedwagon in shock.

"Harvest, harvest his money" ordered Shigechi (GET IT?)

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" roared Speedawgon smashing the harvests with his hat.

"How?! What stand do you have?!" cried Shighechi because the harvest dying were making his feet itch and it was an indescribable itch!

"I dont have a stand, i just have a hat" smiled Speedwagon throwing his spinny hat to Shigechi and cuting his leg.

"GYOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried even more Shigechi "I GIVE UP!"

Speedwagon looked at Shigechi with a suspicious face like if he was suspectign something.

"Okay, then leave now" ordered Speedwagon being cool.

When Shigechi heard that he ran away just he cant because he doesnt have a leg but he did it because then the story cant go on.

-Meanwhile where Jonathans father-

"I chalenge you to a duel!" challenged Jonathans father "A SWORD DUEL!"

"WHAT! THAT IS CRAZY!" surprised the blind guy pulling out his sowrd from his cane and walking towards Jonathans father except he cant walk without the cane so he put the sword back and when he got close he pulled out the sword again..

"We will walk ten steps behind each other and then we will throw the swrods, wohever dies first loses his honor." said Jonathans father and the blind guy noded.

Jonathans father and the blind guy started walking just Jonathans ftaher cant because he lost a leg so the blind guy gave him a spare cane he had an he could walk again.

After ten steps, each one pulled out theri swords and they threw the blade to each other. Both of them got stabbed in the stomach and they fell to the floor where they were having a conversation to know who dies first.

"Are you dead?" question the blind guy.

"No, are you?" replyed Jonathans father.

There was no answer.

"HA, I WON!" celebrated Jonathas father and then… HE DIED TOO! (OMG THAT WAS SURPRISING!)

"DAAAAAD!" cried Yown and Jonathan just no because Jonathan was unconcious and Yown wasnt there but they cried when they got back and they gave him a nice funeral with fire and flowers and a rock band and a cool tomb in the outsides of the town that said "THE COOL DAD".

-Meanwhile in the last and more epic battle-

"Hahahahahah!" laughed Kira because he was fighting Erina and he tought that would be easy but… IT WASNT!

"AAAAAAAAAH!" screamed Erina to call... HER STAND!

Sudenly a weird person with needles for fingers and hearts drawn all over her body appeared behind Erina because it was her… STAND!

"Get ready to die to Steel Needle!" screamed Erina because that was the name of her stand.

"Oh so you have an stand. So what, i will win." shruged Kiar throwing rocks to Erina but it wasnt just normal rock… IT WAS BOMB ROCKS AND IT EXPLODED WHEN THEY TOUCHED ERINA BUT… ERINA SEWED A WALL WITH THER STAND AND SHE WAS FINE!

"What?" surprised Kira.

"Get ready to die" intimidated Erina building a house to crush Kira.

"I will explode time again!" cried Kira putting a time bomb in a rock.

"Not so fast!" interrupted Erina and she sewed a whip to throw the rock away and also whip bad boys later or something.

"AAAAAAAAAAH!" Kira run away sceraming.

Erina started to sew a ramp and a skate for the house and the house started rolling towards Kira.

"I HAVE A PLAN!" cried Kira with fear as he jumped inside the house. "HAHAHAH NOW THIS IS MY HOUSE!" laughed Kira

Erina couldnt do anything to kill Kira so she just let Kira go away in his new rolling house and she got inside DIOS summer house with everyone to kill him once and for all.

-In the house-

"Lets go" pointed Speedwagon pointing to a hallway

They walked through the hallway when… THEY FELL THROUGH THE FLOOR BECAUSE THERE WAS A TRAP AND THEY FELL INTO A LABORATORY BASEMENT WITH A LOT OF WEIRD MACHINES THAT SAY WEIRD THING LIKE THE NUMBER OF ATOMS THAT ARE IN WATER OR THE HOUR IN MARS AND… SHIGECHI WAS THERE! AND SOMEOTHER PEOPLE TOO, WHO? FIND IT OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPETR!