5/9/21
Cute Cats
[Drizzy and Drip are chatting in the lab]
Drip: So Drizzy, I saw an adorable cat the other day…
Drizzy: And?
Drip: I'm thinking of becoming a pet owner. What do you think?
Drizzy: Well, cats are indeed cute, but it's too crowded here. There's hardly space for us! Besides, Cilia hates pets.
Drip: I suppose you're right. Too bad I already ordered a cat; she'll arrive by delivery today.
Drizzy: So soon?!
Cilia: [Yelling from the front of the house] Okay, who ordered a cat?! It's messing up my living room! I bet it was Drip, wasn't it? Drip!
Drip: Oops, that's my cue to run!
Drizzy: Good luck brother.
The Sweet Life
[Setting: Dianne and Tenri are walking together somewhere in the arteries alongside many other red blood cells, platelets, germs and whites.]
Tenri: Eh, Dianne? Are you okay?
Dianne: Sigh, Dianne, my life is boring; I do the same thing every single day. Not only that, but I'm surrounded by idiots! This is very irritating…
Tenri: Well, it's not so bad when we're together, right? How about we go uptown and eat out at Crystal's Carbos? My treat!
Dianne: Fine, it probably won't make me happy...but I do look forward to eating lots of sweets.
A.K.: Hey, what's up Dianne? Say, you wouldn't mind if this guy came with you gals to Crystal's? I could use a break from our long and boring shifts as well.
Dianne: Hmph, as if I'd let you-
Tenri: Sure! Dianne and I would love for you to hang out with us. See, just look at her face!
Dianne: [Her face is slightly blushing, but also flustered] (Whispers) After this, you are so dead!
Tenri: [Winks]
A.K.: Don't be shy Dianne, that's not the cell I know.
Dianne: Shut up you imbecile! Let's get this over with already.
A.K.: Ah, now that's the Dianne I know!
Pupil Trip
[Cilia, Drizzy and Drip are traveling to Christine's eye pupils]
Cilia: Ah, we've finally arrived at Christine's pupils! This long trip has made me thirsty; if I don't take a sip of water, this sensation will kill me.
Drip: I've got you big sis! How about you drink my very own special beverage? It's delicious and will make you energetic again!
Cilia: No, water will suffice.
Drip: Aw come on, you'll like it!
Cilia: I'd rather drink Christine's pee straight from her bladder!
Drip: Drink it drink it.
Cilia: Just give me some water already!
[Cilia and Drip continue to go back and forth. Drizzy is focused on the scenery.]
Drizzy: Wow, this place is so beautiful. Christine's pupil is very different than I initially expected...