"Excuse me Max, I need to look good for my "date" tonight. Can you go to your room?"
"Sure."
Max goes to his room.
Harley goes to the bathroom.
Harley takes off his pants. Harley takes off the rest of his clothing.
Harley puts on a pair of panties. Harley tucked himself.
Harley puts on a skimpy, red dress. He could not reach the zipper.
Harley says "Here we go!" and sends out his Banette.
"Banette!"
"Help me with this zipper, would you darling?"
"Banette!"
"Okay, darling, enter your pokeball."
"Banette!" Banette returns.
Harley puts on some nice slip on shoes.
Harley also wears a fluffy red scarf.
Harley walks out of the bathroom.
5 hours pass. It's 9:30 p.m.
Harley sends out his Cacturne. "Come on out, hun!"
"Cacturne!"
"You will be watching Max tonight. Be on your best behavior now!"
"Cacturne!"
"Thank you, hun!" said Harley. "I'll be going now!"
Harley leaves.
Harley walks to the nearest club. He talks to a few people for a while to test out the waters but didn't have any luck. Eventually he saw a blue haired man.
"How are you? I'm desparate, I've been wanting to meet someone for the last three hours now."
The man turns around. "I'm good."
Harley was astounded. "James, I didn't know you were here! I thought you would be out stalking the twerps!"
"Things have been slow lately. You see, I've been having problems with Jesse, and I've even had problems with Meowth, so I've taken to drinking."
"Wow. Why don't I take you to where I have been staying. I will make you so much happier.
"Cool beans. Just let me finish up this drink first."
"Fine." So James chugs down his drink.
So Harley lead James out of the bar.
"Just to be clear, is this your first time?"
"To be honest, I have slept with only one woman from a bar in my lifetime."
"That's fine. At least I have something to work with."
They walked back to Norman's house.
"Hey, isn't this where that gym leader lives? May's father?"
"Yes. I was baby-sitting Max."
"So you just left him to have sex?"
"No, I left Cacturne with him."
"Just a Cacturne?"
"What? Cacturne are just as intelligent as humans! Don't be Species-ist!"
"How long did you leave Max? He could have died!"
"Settle down! I only left three hours ago! He should be asleep in his room right now!"
Harley opens the door. Harley turns on the lights. "Cacturne, buddy, it's me!"
Cacturne comes out. Harley talks to him. "Cacturne, you took good care of him, didn't you?"
"Oh, Cacturne!"
"I can't believe it. The Cacturne said oh!"
"That's not all that Cacturne can say. Cacturne, say honey!"
"Hunney!" said Cacturne in a ghastly, without teeth sort of way.
"Now let's see how Max is doing."
Harley opens the door to Max's room. They all look in. Max is asleep.
Harley slowly closes the door.
"See? He's fine."
"So, your Cacturne is a walking zombie. How wonderful..." says James.
"I'm not sure why you'd call him a zombie, but still... I won't thank you for saying that. ...Now, Cacturne, come back in your pokeball.
"Cacturne!" He goes back to his pokeball.
"The guest bedroom is this way." said Harley. James followed.
Harley got on the bed "So, do you have a rubber?"
"Yes, of course."
"Good. I was running out of my supply, honestly. Now, do you want me to do a strip tease first or should we just get down to the nitty gritty?"
"Go ahead and do your best strip tease."
Harley smirked "Do you prefer panties off first or the dress off first?"
"Dress off, please."
Harley gets off the bed. Harley dances a little, shaking his hips from side to side. First, Harley takes off his dress. He gives his hips a little shake. He then does some small pelvic thrusting. "Like what you see?"
"Oh yeah, I'm really getting off to this!" said James.
"Alright. The panties are coming off!" Harley bent over to remove the pair of panties. There hung some of the best male genitals you could see in the tri state area.
"I'm sorry, it takes awhile to get hard for me." said Harley.
"That's quite alright." said James.
"Why don't you take off your clothes now? Let's see you dance when you do it!"
"Alright, alright, I'll take my clothes off now." said James. He removed his jacket, then his shirt, then his belt and pants, then his shoes, and then finally he took off his underwear.
"You have a nice set." said Harley.
"Thank you."
"Let's see you dance now, come on, don't be shy!"
James did some pelvic thrusts into the air.
"Alright, alright, I see what I am working with. Now, come over here and kiss me!"
"You want to sword fight?"
"I'll do what it takes! Now, please put on the condom and get one for me too!
They put on condoms.
They then kissed and had sex.
James finished first.
"Are you still having troubles?"
"Yes."
"I'll suck you off."
"No. I'd rather fuck your behind!"
"I'm not a bottom!"
"Fine. I don't need it. I'd rather jerk myself off privately, if you don't mind."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"Should I leave?"
"Unless you're okay with extremely bloody bdsm, yes, you should leave."
"Okay, okay, I'll leave."
James put his clothes on and left.
Harley took his phone out and jerked off to extremely disturbing porn.