"Last time on Total Drama World Tour... Egypt. Land of pyramids, land of hot, land of sweaty. Our contestants had LOADS of fun on the run in the sun. And they still managed to find time to find the Nile, Team Amazon managed to pull off a win. But this week, who's gonna win, who's gonna sing? Who's gonna sell out their friends for a chance at 1,000,000? Welcome to Total Drama World Tooooooour!" Chris introduced the episode in the cockpit.
(after theme song)
We then cut to loser class where Owen was screaming.
"I'm too young to die." Owen screamed.
"Stop screaming, lunchbox. Air travel is like the fifteenth safest mode of transportation. Unless you're in a death trap." Noah said.
A part of the plane fell out creating a hole in the plane.
"This one for example." Noah fearfully stated.
The contestants begin screaming as Leshawna's grip began slipping from the bench.
"This is not the way Leshawna is leaving this world." Leshawna said before she let go and she would've been a goner if Alejandro hadn't caught her.
"Such beauty will not fall through giant airplane holes on my watch." Alejandro smirked seductively as Leshawna was smiling at the Spaniard.
The contestants then plug the hole by pushing a box on it.
"I could've done that. I just prefer to leave the ladies wanting more." Harold stated to DJ and Ezekiel as he watched Alejandro and Leshawna.
"She wants more alright, more Alejandro." DJ said.
"Ha, DJ you know nothing about women." Harold smirked confidently.
"You can put me down now, I mean if you wanted to 'cause this is nice." Leshawna said with attraction.
"It sounds like she wants more eh." Ezekiel said.
"Shut up Ezekiel." Harold huffed in jealousy.
Meanwhile, in first class. Courtney begins slurping her juice.
"I happen to like winning and being in first class, which happens to make me an ideal leader." Courtney said.
"If our team needed one which we don't since we're winning." Gwen argued.
"And I have plans to keep it that way. So think about me as leader." Courtney replied.
"Um you are not the only person on this team Courtney, there is my friend Sierra to consider." Heather said.
"You mean the crazy girl who is sniffing through Cody's shoes like a panther." Eva rolled her eyes.
Sierra was seen sniffing Cody's shoes as the team recoils in disgust.
"This is your captain speaking. It's time for everyone to join me in the common area. And I mean everyone!" Chris said over the PA.
The contestants are then seen in the common area.
"Welcome to today's challenge it's-" Chris began before Harold interrupted him.
"Is it a reward or an elimination challenge?" Harold asked the host.
"Good question Harold and like I'm gonna tell ya." Chris said angrily.
Eva then began whispering to Cody "Last time no one got booted so today has elimination written all over it."
"Oh crud I really hope we win." Cody gulped.
"And I hope you all brought your giant radioactive monster repellent, because we are about to land in... Japan!" Chris announced as Chef showed up with a Chinese outfit and a katana.
"Gosh you guys that's totally a Chinese outfit." Harold exclaimed angrily.
"Uh Doris no one cares." Duncan said.
"Thank you Harold now whoever doesn't sing is-" Chris said before Harold interrupted him again.
"It's just you think you'd work harder to get it right." Harold ranted.
"Harold. Anyone who doesn't sing is immediately disqualified." Chris continues.
"Your cultural insensitivity is just gosh I mean gosh." Harold kept ranting.
Chef then opened the door to the plane making all the contestants scream as they fall out when suddenly a music bell is heard.
"Seriously I mean seriously." Noah yelled.
"Sing, and I might think about saving your musical buttocks! Maybe you'll try harder this time! Eh?" Chris said through the megaphone.
Courtney: We're singing as we're falling,
Heather: While some are cannonballing.
Izzy: Yeah.
Alejandro: Our lives begin to flash before our eyyyyyyyyyes.
Owen and Noah: We might just go kablooey.
Harold and Tyler: Get smushed and become chewy.
All: Except there's tons we wanna do before we die.
Leshawna: Millionaress
Cody: Billiards Champion.
DJ: Make it home to see my mama.
Sierra: Marry Cody.
Bridgette: Catch a barrel.
Lindsay: Be an actress in a drama.
Courtney: Corporal lawyer.
Gwen: Prom destroyer.
Harold: Be a ninja with throwing stars.
Alejandro: Lion tamer.
Owen: New food namer.
Tyler: Repairman for the parallel bars.
Eva: But first we must seize dropping, our goals here would be stopping.
Izzy: Before we smash into the ground from the sky.
Beth: Splat into little pieces.
Harold: Heads merged with our feet-ses
Leshawna: That would really suck and here's why.
Bridgette: We'd like to keep on living.
Alejandro: So Chris we hope you're giving.
Sierra: Some wings.
Courtney: A jetpack
Gwen: A rift in time.
Heather: Parachute?
Noah: Water bed!
Tyler: A trampoline!
Izzy: Springy shoes!
Ezekiel: Rocket boots!
Lindsay: Flying squirrel!
Leshawna: Bubble bath!
Lindsay: I change to bubbles too!
DJ: Momma!
Owen: Pizza! NO! Chips and some dip will doooo!
All: 'Cause there's still so much to do before we die!
Yeah, we said it!
There's still so much to do, there's still so much to do, there's still so much to do before we die! Yeah!
(Song Ends)
The contestants continue to scream as they fall... into a giant bowl of rice.
"Japan! Yes! I know everything about this place." Harold said happily popping out of the bowl of rice.
Leshawna then popped out as well and glared at Harold.
"What you know just got us sent free falling out of a plane." Leshawna replied angrily.
"But I went to Sensei Steve's Feudal Japanese Summer Camp." Harold explained desperately.
"Oh yeah? I speak Japanese too. Leshawna, hana no youni kirei." Alejandro spoke in japanese.
"What's that mean?" Leshawna asked.
"I said you are as beautiful as a flower." Alejandro flirted making Leshana giggle and Harold widen his eyes.
After a while all the contestants were out of the rice and at a giant pinball stadium.
"Okay, your first challenge is inside a Japanese game show studio. Bow down before Super Human Mega Pinball Smash!" Chris began speaking.
Harold and Tyler gasp in happiness.
"I love Japanese game shows! Woohoo!" Tyler said happily.
"Sweet! My favorite is Human Ichi My Car Go-Go, where you have to throw a banana into a car window using a-" Harold began before Tyler finished.
"Giant shrimp fork, awesome." Tyler said high fiving Harold.
A gong is then heard revealing to be Chris "Oh look my own personal geek gong , Okay I'm gonna need one volunteer from each team to climb into these giant hamster balls. Then, your teammates are gonna beat you around the game board scoring points by bouncing you off bumpers and pubs. Most points wins. And I have a special local panda for each of you to share your little ball-shaped paradise with. So teams, select a ball guy, or gal. Victory?" Chris said, showing three wild pandas.
"I'll do it." DJ said confidently.
"Coolio here is your pinball buddy." Chris said throwing DJ a panda which began beating DJ up.
"Aw cute, Team Nuclear?" Chris said.
"Uh I'm allergic to panda dander I get hives." Noah said awkwardly.
"What he said." Duncan replied.
"I will do it for our team." Alejandro said
"Wicked. Incoming!" Chris said throwing the panda at Alejandro who caught it.
"Well, hello, handsome creature! May I scratch your ears or get you a tasty cookie?" Alejandro soothed the panda making the girls except Gwen, Courtney, Heather, and Bridgette swoon.
"And Team Amazon?" Chris asked.
"Gwen's face could use some remodeling." Heather said angrily.
"Nice. I hate to tell you, but we're on the same team! So you might wanna flip the witch switch back to off." Gwen remarked.
"Would you girls like some leadership? I'd be glad to choose-" Courtney began before Eva interrupted her.
"Stop bickering, I'll do it." Eva exclaimed angrily.
"Okay here's your panda." Chris said, throwing Eva the panda which she caught.
The panda growls at Eva but she growls back louder making the panda quiver in fear.
"It's human pinball time." Chris said.
DJ began hitting a bunch of bumpers earning him some points but most of the time he kept trying to avoid the panda.
Alejandro with his panda's help was able to get many combos with the bumper and it earned him a lot of points.
Eva was able to earn a lot of points as the panda didn't give her any trouble.
Soon the balls stopped and DJ, Eva, and Alejandro stepped out of the giant balls with their pandas.
"With a score of 462,000, Team Nuclear takes the Super Human Mega PInball Smash and wins a leg up in the next Japanese challenge." Chris announced making Team Nuclear cheer.
"Team Victory with 360,000 points you take second place, and Team Amazon with a score of 265,000 points you get last place." Chris said.
Team Amazon groaned at this revelation.
"What is the leg up for Team Nuclear, will Team Amazon step up to win the challenge or will they lose painfully, find out on Total Drama World Tour." Chris said.
A commercial began playing.
"Welcome to Total. Drama. Action! Where there will be crazy action and kooky filming. And somber eating." Chris announced.
Confessional:
Owen(voice dubbed): Very nice food I like it.
Confessional Ends
"Hey there oh so cute monster." Izzy said with her voice dubbed.
"Total Drama Action. Coming soon with barrels and apples of fun." Chris said.
The commercial stopped playing as we then cut to the teams on the plane.
"Um what?" Beth asked.
"That piece of cinematic gold is the Japanese promo, Total Drama is huge here." Chris explained.
"Okay but that was English so why are they dubbing our voices?" Courtney asked.
"Turns out locals just don't like the sound of y'all sorry." Chris feigned an apology.
"No you're not." Courtney glared.
"True. So I hope you paid attention because the next challenge is to write, direct, and produce your very own Japanese commercial. There's a brand new candy hitting the Japanese market. It's Chef's Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tails. I call this the Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tails challenge. Of celebration fund." Chris announced.
"You said we were gonna pay a real Tokyo ad firm." Chef said angrily.
" Oops. I did, didn't I? As props, you'll be allowed to use anything you can find in the airplane storage area. Since Team Nuclear won the first challenge, they get to choose their props first." Chris instructed.
"All right." Tyler cheered.
"With Team Amazon choosing second and Team Victory stuck with... whatever dreads are left." Chris explained.
Team Nuclear was then seen picking props in the storage area.
"Hmm. I'm seeing a tiny Tokyo. A giant radioactive monster." Alejandro said, picking up a monster costume.
"Oh yes Big O can be the monster! Huh? Big O, please?" Izzy said, embracing Owen.
"Oh, Al, you're a genius." Owen said happily.
"Super Japanese idea Al. Nice." Tyler gave a thumbs up.
"Noah, Duncan what say you?" Alejandro asked.
"Meh I guess." Noah said pessimistically.
"I don't really care either way. So okay." Duncan said.
Team Nuclear then left as Team Victory entered.
"Good luck honorable opponent." Alejandro bowed.
"I don't need your luck." Harold waves Alejandro off.
"Of course you don't. You have superior leadership skills and vision. Your team is lucky to have you." Alejandro complimented.
"I know right." Harold said happily as Alejandro smirked.
Alejandro then left while Lindsay began to speak "I have an idea. Last time I went out for Japanese, I had this huge bowl of Pad Thai, and it was-"
"Pad Thai is Thai!" LeShawna said angrily.
"Are you sure it doesn't sound right." Lindsay said confused.
"Fear not, Leshawna. I have a dramatic vision. It mixes Kurosawa's Pathos with Miyazaki's Sense of Wonder!" Harold said.
"What's he saying, eh?" Ezekiel whispered to Bridgette who shrugged.
After Team Victory left with their props Team Amazon then showed up seeing nothing but stuff no one wanted.
"A pathetic pile of stuff nobody wants. Ugh. Goodbye, first class." Courtney said.
"Don't say goodbye yet I have a great idea. We have the candy fish swimming in the fish tank, then it breaks out and plays basketball. Like, duh." Heather suggested.
"Too Dr. Seuss. Spinning masks. We toss candy into their mouths and-" Gwen begins talking while carrying a mask before Courtney interrupts her.
"Insane! Flashing lights and fireworks! Chef wants to be dazzled!" Courtney said carrying a firework rocket and flashing lights.
"You guys, they're all good ideas and-" Cody began before Heather interrupted him.
"Overruled. Fish tanks." Heather argues.
"The only way we are winning is with the spinning heads and lots of them." Gwen said angrily.
"You people are impossible, I'm so out of here." Courtney said leaving before Eva stopped her.
"Oh no you're not you are going to stay here, now I think we might be able to incorporate all of your ideas but you'll have to listen to me." Eva said.
While with Team Nuclear they were setting up the tiny Tokyo.
"Owen stomp Owen stomp good." Owen said stomping in place.
"Whoa there big guy let us finish the tiny city first." Noah said.
Alejandro then ate a candy fish tail and then spit it out disgusted.
Confessional:
Alejandro: Like, rotted fish intestine with a side order of fermented squid and dirty hockey equipment!
Confessional Ends
Meanwhile Team Victory was with Harold, Harold was in a Japanese costume and on a dried up horse. While Beth and Ezekiel were carrying buckets of water.
"More rain! Much more. This whole thing needs to be somberer!" Harold commanded.
"Yes Harold." Beth said angrily.
"It's sensei, call me sensei." Harold said enraged.
"But you're not a sensei eh." Ezekiel replies.
"Silence Ezekiel, now prepare for the commercial." Harold said.
"You have five minutes left to film your act! Then it's Happy Fish Yum... w-whatever! we'll be watching them in five minutes!" Chris announced.
We then cut to Team Amazon.
"Alright you all know what you're doing?" Eva said holding the camera.
"I think we do." Cody said.
"Whatever." Heather rolled her eyes.
"This idea is thrilling Eva." Sierra replied happily.
"Okay stand by and we're rolling." Eva said, turning on the camera.
We soon cut to First class where the TV was.
"Owen we're done shooting you can take off the monster suit now." Tyler said.
"Uh about that I got all sweaty and now it won't come off." Owen admits bashfully.
"All right, now that you're done filming, it's time to see if your hard work has paid off. Chef?" Chris announced.
"Low-budget, no ad agency, rip-off, cheese ball, cheap show." Chef mumbled as he turned on the TV with Team Nuclear's commercial.
"First up Team Nuclear with Monster Rampage!" Chris said.
Team Nuclear's commercial:
"Roar, Monster noises." Owen said destroying Tiny Tokyo.
"Oh no the giant out of shape monster." Alejandro said.
"We must run." Tyler replied.
"Think of the children." Noah held his head in fake fear.
"He's so hot." Izzy swooned.
Owen growls, then Duncan takes out the candy fishtails "Wait we shall stop him this way."
Duncan then uses a slingshot launching the candy fish tail in Owen's mouth.
"Oh delicious." Owen said happily.
"Total Drama Yum Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tails better than no yo, Total Drama Yum Yum Happy Go Time tastes so good wash your face." Alejandro, Duncan, Tyler, Noah, and Izzy sang.
The commercial ends, and Duncan began cringing "I can't believe you all forced me to sing that."
"Did you want to be eliminated?" Noah asked with a smirk.
"No." Duncan grunted.
"Next up Team Victory with A Samurai's Lament." Chris announced.
Team Victory's Commercial:
Harold was riding on a horse and the rest of Team Victory were waiting for him.
"Oh great Samurai." Beth said.
"Please do you have food?" Leshawna begged.
"We're starving." Ezekiel said in pain.
"We cannot handle the hunger anymore." Lindsay exclaimed.
"The hunger! The hunger! The hunger!" Bridgette cried out.
"Please Samurai give us your wisdom." DJ begged.
"Duty honor, Total Drama Yum Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tails, wat them fast, time is fleeting, gosh." Harold sang.
The commercial ends as everyone looks awestruck.
"Well that was interesting." Chris said weirded out.
"Maybe your Pad Thai idea wasn't so bad after all." Leshawna said.
"See I told you." Lindsay replies.
"It was art! A metaphor! A commentary on the Earth's sorrow and it's crying out for mo-" Harold began before Chris interrupted him.
"Next up the Amazons with Awesomeness." Chris said putting on the commercial.
Team Amazon's Commercial:
"Yeah." Sierra said as the candy fish tails began swimming in a fish tank
"Total Drama Yum Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tails." Sierra sang as fireworks shot out and masks were spinning.
"Eat them now." Gwen sang.
"Eat them then." Courtney sang.
"Eat them anytime." Heather sang.
"Just eat them yeeeeeeeeeeeah." Sierra sang.
"You eat it." Cody said.
The commercial ended leaving everyone shell shocked.
Confessional:
Eva: I watch a lot of commercials, some of them are so random that they end up selling a lot of stuff. So I incorporated that into ours let's just hope Chef likes it.
Confessional Ends
"Okay… Well Chef?" Chris asked.
"Chris I gotta go with Team Amazon." Chef said making Team Amazon cheer.
"Eva that was amazing." Cody said happily.
"Thank you." Eva said accepting the praise.
"So Chef you bit the biggest?" Chris asked.
"Those guys with their lame samurai commercial, you lose you're sending someone home." Chef said angrily.
Team Victory groaned at this revelation.
The contestants then went back inside the plane as Chris began speaking to Team Victory in the dining hall.
"It's vote time. Up in the loser class bathroom, you'll find seven passports. Stamp the passport of the team member you'd like to send home. Got it Lindsay? Don't wanna vote yourself out again do you?" Chris said smirking.
"I know I know I get it." Lindsay said angrily.
Confessionals:
Beth: He was such a jerk today.(stamps Harold's passport)
Leshawna:(looks between DJ and Harold) They both screwed up today I don't know who to vote for.
Harold: Sorry DJ it's either you or me.(stamps DJ's passport)
Confessional Ends
"Those staying in the game will get in-flight snacks and if you don't get one, you'll be taking the Drop of Shame. The following players are safe. Lindsay." Chris announces giving Lindsay a barf bag.
"Bridgette, Beth, Leshawna." Chris spoke.
"Surprisingly Ezekiel." Chris said handing the homeschooler a barf bag.
DJ and Harold look at each other scared.
"And the final barf bag goes to…" Chris dragged on.
"DJ." Chris said handing the Brickhouse a barf bag.
Harold bows his head in shame and begins walking to get a parachute.
"I'm not surprised I acted totally awful today. I apologize." Harold apologizes before getting a parachute.
"Leshawna I will miss you most of all." Harold said before jumping.
Leshawna then held her head low in sadness while Bridgette places a comforting hand on her shoulder.
"Sayonara from Japan. Where will our travels take us next? Will Team Amazon be able to keep their fragile peace? What other products to Chef want to sell? All these questions and many more. Probably won't be answered on the next episode of Total Drama World Tour."
Voting Confessionals:
Beth: He was such a jerk today.(stamps Harold's passport)
Bridgette: As much as I don't want to, I'm voting for Harold due to his behavior in the challenge.(stamps Harold's passport)
DJ: I vote for Harold, he was only slowing us down.(stamps Harold's passport)
Ezekiel: Harold's so mean eh. I'm voting for him.(stamps Harold's passport)
Harold: Sorry DJ it's either you or me.(stamps DJ's passport)
Leshawna: I can't find it in me to vote out Harold, sorry DJ but you did screw up with the panda.(stamps DJ's passport)
Lindsay: Harold was very mean today.(stamps Harold's passport)
Harold: 5
DJ: 2
Author's Note: Harold had to go as I had no plans for him, I thought it would be good for him to be one of Alejandro's victims like canon, so I did so and eliminated him. I know I didn't change much of this episode, but this is only the beginning there will be more changes next time.