On Wumpa Island; Crash's arch nemesis Doctor Neo Cortex was in a laboratory looking at a giant mech that was similar to Crash Bandicoot.
"This is so beautiful. What is it?" said Cortex.
Then his assistant N Gin appeared next to Cortex.
"I call it Mecha Bandicoot. A giant mech that's similar to Crash Bandicoot, but armed to the bone with lots of weapons." said N Gin, "Powered by two brown gems."
Cortex chuckled.
"Perfect." said Cortex, "They're not crystals, but they'll do."
The two walked off.
Then Luz and Crash entered the lab.
Luz was shocked.
"This is where it all began for you?" said Luz.
"Unfortunatley." said Crash.
Luz cringed at that.
"Fortunatley the very lab I was created in was destroyed. This is just a brand new one." said Crash.
The two then saw the Mecha Bandicoot.
"Huh that's new." He said.
"What is that?" said Luz.
"I have no idea." said Crash, "Almost seems like a mech from one of my previous video games that was released after my third game, yet it's events were ignored as a result of a chronologically fourth game."
Luz became confused.
"Yeah I don't get it." She said.
"Very." said Crash.
The two climbed into the mech and saw lots of gear similar to the Reptar bot from EuroReptar.
"Hmm, seems similar to the gear used to control the Reptar from that one opera show in EuroReptar." said Luz.
Crash picked up the helmet.
"Hmm." said Crash.
He put the helmet on and moved his head around while the bot moved it's head as well.
"It is like that Reptar bot from that EuroReptar opera show." said Luz.
"Cool. I wonder what makes it work." said Crash.
Luz nodded.
"Let me try." She said.
She quickly put on the gear and moved around.
Crash leaned on the controls and accidentally pressed a button labeled 'Teleport to Paris'.
The giant mech then teleported away as Cortex and N Gin returned and noticed the giant bot was cone, shocking them.
"WHAT THE, MECHA BANDICOOT IS GONE!" yelled Cortex.
"Don't worry, I managed to build another robot powered by two other gems." said N Gin.
In Paris; the bandicoot bot appeared and Luz and Crash looked around and became shocked.
"How'd we end up in Paris?" said Luz.
Crash noticed the Teleport to Paris button and moved away from it nervously.
"Such a mystery, no knowing how that happened." Crash said before putting the motion control gear on himself, "Let's get out of here."
Mecha Bandicoot started walking around all of Paris, destroying some road and vehicles with every step.
A bunch of people were at a café and saw the whole thing.
"Sacre bleu." said one of the Frenchmen.
"Not another giant robot incident like that one with the Reptar bot." said another Frenchman, "There'd better not be another giant robot that shows up."
The first Frenchman chuckled.
"Please Pierre, what're the odds of that happening?" said the First Frenchman.
But then a giant robot similar to Neo Cortex appeared, shocking the two.
"Let us move to Tokyo, it's much safer there." said the Frenchman known as Pierre.
The two Frenchmen ran off.
"Where do you think you're going my bandicoot friend?" said Cortex's voice.
Mecha Bandicoot turned around and Luz and Crash became shocked.
"That's Cortex?" said Luz.
"I know you're in their Crash, you and some human friend of yours. I checked the security footage." Cortex who was in a cockpit similar to the RoboSnail bot cockpit, "Now you shall die for good."
He pushed a button on the controls and some speakers emerged from the Cortex bot before lots of loud booming music was heard.
Crash and Luz became confused.
"Huh?" said Crash.
Luz saw a button labeled X-Ray and pushed it before an X-Ray view of the Cortex bot appeared.
She then saw two red gems in the bot.
"Red gems, those have to be the gems of the Bard Coven. But if the Bard Coven gems are in that bot." said Luz.
"Then it must mean that this bot has the Construction Coven gems." said Crash.
Luz looked at Crash.
"You're kidding, right?" said Luz.
"You nearly insinuated it." said Crash.
Luz nodded at that.
"Fair point." said Luz.
The Cortex bot fired a musical note at Mecha Bandicoot which moved out of the way.
However; it destroyed a port-a-potty and someone was on the Toliet on a iPhone.
He noticed everything.
"Aw man, not again." yelled the Frenchman, "As if I didn't learn anything after twenty one years."
Nearby; CoCo LaBouche and her assistant Jean Claude were cleaning windows when they saw the whole thing.
"This whole thing is stupid." said Coco.
"You mean the fact that two giant robots are battling each other through all of Paris just like when I went after those babies in that Reptar bot years ago madam?" said Jean Claude.
"No, I couldn't get a job back in EuroReptar because I kidnapped a bunch of children and lied to Mr Yamaguchi about who I am." said Coco, "This is just a reminder of that failed plot."
She became mad.
"BUT I WON'T LET THESE BATTLING ROBOTS REMIND ME OF IT, EVEN IF IT KILLS ME!" yelled Coco.
But then she was hit by a huge laser which then turned her into nothing but a burned up skeleton which then blew away.
Jean Claude became shocked by the sight of his now deceased former boss that he quickly pulled out a white flag and started waving it.
"Please don't kill me!" He begged.
But then some lasers started firing at Jean Claude who then ran off in shock.
The Cortex bot pointed at Mecha Bandicoot.
Inside the Mecha Bandicoot; Crash was shocked before glaring at Luz with a finger on a button labeled 'rapid fire nose lasers'.
She noticed the glare.
"What, he helped kidnap a bunch of one year old's." said Luz.
"Fair point." said Crash.
Cortex bot grabbed Mecha Bandicoot and started spinning it around as Crash and Luz were screaming in shock.
"PREPARE TO DIE CRASH BANDICOOT!" yelled Cortex.
"LUZ, DO SOMETHING!" yelled Crash.
Luz saw a button labeled butt machine guns and pressed it.
The machine turned around and the butt opened and lots of blasters appeared.
Cortex became shocked.
"Oh, why did I agree to have the bandicoot bot fitted with cannons in its ass?" said Cortex.
The cannons started shooting at the Cortex bot's face, making it drop Mecha Bandicoot.
The bandicoot bot stood up before it punched the Cortex bot across the face really hard, knocking Cortex out of the mech and crashed into the Eiffel Tower before passing out.
"There we go, took care of Cortex, now let's get the gems out of the bot and get out of here before MI5, MI6, or even Interpol gets here." said Luz.
Crash nodded.
"I agree." said Crash.
He pushed a button on the controls and a sword appeared on Mecha Bandicoot before it sliced the Cortex bots head off.
Luz became shocked.
"That is not what I said." said Luz.
"No time, we'll take it back to the Bounty Cave and have Meek remove the Bard Gems." said Crash.
Mecha Bandicoot ran off as Cortex regained consciousness groaning.
"Oh, my head." said Cortex.
But then a bunch of cops showed up and aimed their guns at the evil scientist.
This shocked him.
"What the?" said Cortex.
"You're under arrest." said a cop.
Back at the Bounty Cave; Meek had managed to get the Bard gems and the Construction gems.
"So wait, you battled some guy called Cortex who had the Bard coven gems in a giant robot, and you were controling a giant mech that had the Construction coven gems?" said Meek.
Luz and Crash nodded.
"Well that's just fucked up." said Meek.
"I know." said Luz.
"That's nowhere near fucked up as one of my enemies named N Tropy flirting with a female version of himself." said Crash.
Meek scoffed.
"Please, love can do a lot of things for a man and it could be-"Meek said before Crash pulled out his phone and showed a video of N Tropy and a female N Tropy flirting with each other as the meerkat became shocked, "OH MY FUCKING GOD, THAT'S DISGUSTING!"
Luz was watching the whole thing as well as her eyes were burning up.
"MY EYES!" yelled Luz.
Meek smacked the phone out of Crash's hand.
"Okay, okay, you made your point." said Meek, "It isn't wise to have an alternate version of yourself who is of opposite gender meeting you."
"More importantly even the Co Author thought it was disturbing." said Luz.
"I told you." said Crash.
"This better not become a running gag." said Meek.