(Hokage office)
Tsunade looked as if she were gonna pop a blood vessel and murder her sensei in his office
Hiruzen sweated a little in fear as he knew the news he brought up wasn't ideal for Tsunade but it couldn't be ignored either "the village needs retribution after the betrayal of the sand" he said as Naruto informed him during the festivities of the final part of the exam most of the Sound was defeated and the Sand had left betraying the Sound but despite their reluctance to aid Orochimaru and his forces it showed that the Sand and the Leaf's relationship wasn't as strong as it was lead to believe
"Oh and the Cloud?" Tsunade said as she hated politics
"Yes after the Hyuga incident the truth was later revealed but the damage had been done that is why they gave more on their terms for an alliance" Hiruzen said to her as A was a honorable man
Tsunade truly hated this situation as she didn't know who to pound into the ground first 'I swear I should've killed that man myself' she thought remembering meeting A all those years ago saving him and his men 'hell it might be best those girls are dragons' she thought as Wuya and Kimiko informed her of all the girls status
(1 week later)
"Greetings everyone it is my pleasure to present you your ranks" Hiruzen said as he was introducing the leaf's newest Chunin "Naruto Namikaze" he said with a smile as the boy now had his father's name as after the exams a lot of people put it together "you not only won but showed great skill, calmness, and strategy and most importantly you showed how strong your will of fire is that is why I am glad to award you the rank of Chunin" he said with a proud smile
The next to gain the rank were Shikamaru, Samui, Temari, and surprisingly Tayuya and Wuya
During the fight with the sound forces Tayuya who had lost her match was in the village…..cursing and screaming about her loss and her mark was acting up and she had knew it could only mean a few things so she went and got Anko who then got the rest of her team along with a few anbu they then destroyed Orochimaru's forces and due to their actions they got certain recommendations from the higher ups
"Ah a few months out the academy and they are making Chunin" Anko said very proud as she was a little mad Kimiko didn't get a promotion because she expressed her anger and burned a huge chunk of forest 'never been so proud' she thought to herself as Kimiko was amazing in her opinion
"Yep" Kakashi said as both his students that made it to the finals were both considered for the promotion but Naruto got it from skill, determination, and hard work along with the fact many ninja and elders wanted to kiss ass and make up for all their...misdeeds to Naruto, he understood why Sasuke didn't make it as despite his exceptional skill, control, and tai jutsu his lateness and attitude severely cost him in the end and he wasn't given the rank
Samui, Shikimaru, and Temari accepted the position like mature ninja but everyone could tell it was bittersweet for them
Wuya on the other hand was loving the increase in rank
(few days later)
"So you gonna get a squad?" Kimiko asked Naruto curiously as she and him were training as chunin were eligible to get squads
"Nah despite my rank I still gotta wait" Naruto said as even though he had the rank he was still not that much experienced leading a team he'd be given missions in the future where he'd be given the opportunity for those skills to develop only immediate way was for him to make jonin "so how you doing being in rotation" he asked as being a ninja on rotation sucked as they were often moved to teams or partnered randomly for missions when a ninja or two in Kimiko's case left the squad
"Not too bad I think I may be moved to Shikimaru's old squad or yours" Kimiko said as team 7 and 10 were down a man and she was down two it was simple math in her opinion to which she'd be added to
"That's not a bad squad Ino and Sakura have stepped up their game at least" Naruto said as both she and Sakura began going under training with his mother
"Thank goodness" Kimiko said as those two in the second part of the exam weren't that impressive "so how's it feel to be engaged" she asked teasingly
Naruto then shivered remembering Wuya's reaction
(flashback)
"The fuck did you say you cow" Wuya said angrily as green flames were around her as she looked at Tsunade in rage
"The terms of the alliance were for an engagement more precisely between Naruto and three others" Tsunade said as she was glad she wasn't telling Hinata as she actually begged Naruto for that one as she couldn't face the little girls sadness or rage as she was to adorable in the sannin's opinion
"Fuck that me and Hinata had dibs" Wuya said as Tayuya was actually smiling proudly from Wuya's profanity "there's only one thing that can be done then" she said calming down which actually worried everyone there
"I may regret this but what?" Tsunade asked wondering what drastic measures Wuya may take which she may assist in if it sounded good and got those other women away from her son
"I need to make Naruto mine" Wuya said with a sinister smile
"Ugh Wuya hate to break it to ya but that's what dating is women basically own whatever poor sole we have our interest in" Anko said to her a little confused
"No I mean I'm gonna make him mine" Wuya said as the women finally picked up on what she was referring to and Tsunade looked at her in horror while Anko busted a gut laughing
"No not a chance I'm drawing the damn line" Tsunade said with an angry look "if ANY of you want to do….that with MY son marriage first" she said giving them all a glare that said it was non negotiable
"Hmmmm I guess I could wear white" Wuya said as she didn't really like the color but would put up with it for the benefits
While this went on Naruto's brain was overloaded as he was still processing that he was engaged
(flashback end)
"Crazy I mean I've only been dating for a few months and now I'm engaged to 5 women" Naruto said as Hinata's father acted quickly as since Hinata was female and set to be clan head so she couldn't just date and he needed to show commitment
"Wait back up when did the Wuya engagement happen" Kimiko asked curious as to how that happen
"Easy he got played" Tayuya said from up in a tree she was relaxing in
"How'd that happen" Kimiko asked as she knew women tricked men into engagements but this seemed a little much
"Yeah Naruto tell her how you got engaged and married" Tayuya said as she fell of the tree laughing
"Ok spill what happened" Kimiko asked curiously really wanting to know now
"Let me break it down for you Wuya invited Naruto and the 3rd Hokage to get some ramen" Tayuya said as she giggled "she helped Ayame with some cooking as her dad was out that day and Naruto in his trance of ramen fueled idiocy" she said sending him a look daring him to say otherwise "and thanks to some clever word play and slipping a ring on his finger and hers all she had to ask was 'does anyone want more ramen' and then said all that wedding crap before this one could answer and swallow his damn food he said 'I do' repeatedly" she said as it was kinda sad but still hilarious "dumbass" she said to him
"The hokage went with it" Kimiko asked curiously as the man didn't seem likely to do that demand
"Didn't have much of a choice" Tayuya said as she laughed when Wuya threatened him with a castration with a hot, blunt, and rusty butter knife
"Man you got so played I can't help but be impressed" Kimiko said as Wuya had Naruto stone cold
"Yeah well Wuya didn't get everything she wanted" Tayuya said as Tsunade stopped the festivities from progressing any further
Kimiko just laughed at her former enemy's misfortune and after the chunin exams she had a realization
(next day)
"It's funny" Wuya said in a field with Kimiko "you're ranking the girls up and they out rank you right now" she said with a smirk
"Yeah hilarious" Kimiko said as the new dragons arrived 'it really helps they each have the wudai weapon shen gong wu' she thought as it would help with training, she knew skill and power wise they were as strong as she was when she was a wudai warrior even more powerful
Wuya merely watched as she was a grand master level before she went to the Heylin side 'they'll be Shoku warriors in a year or two' she thought as Kimiko was right and wrong about them as they may have much elemental understanding and capabilities of wudai warriors it took a little more than that to be wudai warriors 'their martial arts skills need work and they need to look deeper into their elements' she thought to herself as she had done much practice to gain her standing as a dragon and Heylin witch
(with Naruto)
"Can I ask who you two are?" Naruto asked raising an eyebrow seeing men in similar clothing having a rogue ninja headband for the leaf and misr
"Hello Naruto" the shorter of the two men said raising his hat revealing his eyes
'Sharingan' Naruto thought looking away immediately 'I need to focus on water and use lightning type shen gong wu' he thought as Uchiha were famous for fire affinity and the mist had many with the affinity for water taking in the other man's appearance he could see it was likely given his fishy appearance
"This the kid Itachi" the large man asked him
"Yes Kisame" Itachi said in confirmation
'Damn it' Naruto thought to himself knowing who they were 'another swordsman and a man who was in the anbu at the same age I got out of the academy' he thought knowing he was screwed
"Come with us Naruto" Itachi said to him
"Hmm… let me think… no" Naruto said as he knocked them back with a gust of wind
"Wind release now that's rare" Kisame said with a smirk
"Thought it'd be a while before I saw another swordsman of the mist" Naruto said to him as he readied his sword
"A little birdie told me you were there when Zabuza died" Kisame said wanting confirmation
"Yeah wanna up my total to two?" Naruto asked him seeing the sharky man smile predatory with bloodlust
"You killed him?" Kisame asked
"No" Naruto said as Zabuza died on his own terms he would never take that from the man
"Pity" Kisame said as he respected Zabuza's technique
"Samehada, sharkskin, special power is to take chakra from those it shaves and add it to itself, giving the chakra to the user" Naruto said as he did research on Zabuza and the other swords of the mist
Itachi did nothing as he watched the barter but something felt off to him as despite Naruto's previous encounters with many dangerous enemies he seemed….more experienced and balanced than he would've thought
"Hey look it's Sasuke" Naruto said pointing behind them
Itachi and Kisame looked but saw nothing
"Did we seriously just fall for that?" Kisame asked with a deadpan look
When they looked back at Naruto's place they saw nothing
"Shit" Kisame said as they began the chase
(outside the village)
"You're making things easier for us" Kisame yelled as they pursuit Naruto
"Says you ugly" Naruto said to him
Kisame stepped on a part of the ground before falling through "Shit!" he shouted
'Hard to believe at one point he was an anbu' Itachi thought to himself
Itachi looked up and got hit in the face with paint balls
"Never mess with a prankster!" Naruto said
"Where did you even hide those?" Itachi said trying to get the paint off his face
"Trade secret" Naruto said with a chuckle as he took out his sword
"Come with us, we do not wish to hurt you" Kisame said but Naruto and Itachi knew that was a lie
"I'm sure not as you probably aren't after me but what I have" Naruto said to him
Itachi and Kisame shared a look
"You want the tailed beasts, what for?" Naruto asked
"Well… the other Uzumaki guy won't -" Kisame was saying before Itachi shut him up
"Just come with us Naruto make things easier-sorry to interrupt but that's not gonna happen" Itachi was saying till he looked up in a tree seeing Kakashi Hatake and Wuya
"Nice try clan murderer but he's not going anywhere with you" Wuya said from behind them
"Hmm, hey Itachi can I have the girl, she is one hot mamma" Kisame said
"Ew" Wuya said as she was in her 13 year old body "are all the akatsuki pedofiles I mean Tayuya said Orochimaru barely had any women but seriously" she said as even though she was 1500 plus years she liked to think of herself as her current age
"You know of us?" Itachi asked raising a brow
"Yes, I know all about your organization, like the fact a Uzumaki leads it, Nagato Uzumaki of the Rinnegan, and that there's a statue that you plan to seal the beasts in" Wuya said as she dug deep as she wasn't evil for nothing she found and stole all the information she could on this organization
"Can we let 'em live knowing that they know so much?" Kisame asked
"I also know that one of your group isn't exactly a member but something more" Wuya said to them making Itachi's eyes twitch a little
"What're you saying brat? That there's a spy among us?" Kisame asked not getting the reference like his partner did
"Maybe there is, maybe I'm lying" Wuya said coyly
"Lightning blade" Kakashi said appearing behind them going for the kill
"Sword of the storm!" Naruto said as he aimed for their fronts
Both men jumped upwards in the air but were soon met with devastating punches
"Not is this the part where you turn into crows and run, after all it has been known that you're not only a clan murderer but also a coward, always sending crow clones to fight your fights" Wuya said with a smirk digging her hand deeper into Itachi his body soon turning into a swarm of crows
"Hey wait for me!" Kisame said as he performed a water shark technique and escaped with his pack of water sharks
"Cowards" Naruto said knowing full well he was a dead man if Kakashi didn't show up as he and Wuya could've held them off but would've lost
(few days later)
"Idiots" Naruto said as Sasuke went and pursued his brother Kakashi going along and now both were in comatose states and his mother was currently healing them
"This is what happens with people of that fucking nightmare" Tayuya said as she was here after a few rough training sessions and had some mild chakra exhaustion, she informed Wuya on the akatsuki information she had as Orochimaru kept a lot of his information on blackmail well hidden when she worked for him and even worked with Jiraiya on the subject digging somewhat deeper able to ascertain more and more information than even the spy master
"I'll never get why Itachi wants him to grow in hatred, it's only going to corrupt him" Naruto said as he asked Kakashi for details
"Perhaps that's what he wants" Chase said from his bottle
"You really think Itachi wants Sasuke to grow strong by any means to kill him" Naruto asked
"Yes, but I also think Itachi truly wants Sasuke to kill him" Chase said to him
"Why?" Naruto asked as all ninja were messed up and had issues but this took it to a new level
"I don't believe that massacre was done by Itachi's own being, rather someone told him to" Chase said
"Why, who?" Naruto asked
"Who has the rank to give such a mission?" Chase asked coily
Naruto bolted out the hospital and ran to find Kimiko as he needed to know something
(with Sasuke)
"I told you to not act rash" Young said to his charge
"I…will...kill him" Sasuke said in pain
"You're letting revenge cloud your judgement, to truly give revenge one must take their time, revenge isn't something you rush" Young said as he often grew angry on the side of good but never let it get the best of him like it did for Sasuke
"Why did he let me live?!" Sasuke said asking himself the same question for years
"Why indeed. See I believe Itachi's true intentions of that night are not to become stronger" Young said to him but was ignored by the Uchiha
(with Naruto)
"What's up?" Kimiko asked eating a banana as she had just finished sparing with Enma and was growing accustomed to her monkey instincts with the monkey staff still not showing anything related to a monkey besides being able to make a monkey tail appear whenever she chose
"I need to know something" Naruto said to her "where is the third" he asked her
Kimiko looked curious as Naruto usually referred to him as gramps "his office" she said to him
"Thanks" Naruto said as he ran off
Enma and Kimiko looked at each before looking at Naruto
(1 hour later)
"You do realize if no when Sasuke finds out the truth he'll be in a less stable sense of mind than he already is" Naruto said as he got all the information he needed and was shocked by how all the events leaded to the Uchiha massacre
Hiruzen merely nodded as it was one of his greatest fears
Tsunade soon came in and immediately picked up on the tension in the room "what happened?" she asked them both
The two men shared a look "politics" they said as that was as honest as they could be
Tsunade raised an eyebrow and chose to accept that as an answer "so what did you want to talk about old manv" she asked as he called for her here at this specific time
"I'm retiring" Hiruzen said to her simply
(few hours later)
"How are they not dead?" Samui asked as she and the other girls came to a restaurant with a bar and saw Tsunade and Naruto drinking literal gallons of alcohol
"Uzumaki genetics" Temari said as she did some research on the clan and found out their bodies were meant to take a lot of punishment
"Hey, so why are you drinking?" Karui asked Naruto bluntly
"She needed someone to drink with lots of emotional issues on a certain subject" Naruto said whispering in her ear hotly than pulled her into a kiss surprising everyone especially Karui who was on the floor stuttering
"You better hope I don't remember that" Tsunade said her face having a bright flush
"Oh whatever" Naruto said before his face hit the counter
"Who's carrying them home? Not it" Karui asked as it then came down Samui and Tayuya as Temari followed her lead immediately
(20 minutes later)
"Hey Naruto tell me what you think about Kakashi sensei" Tayuya said as she was having a blast having Naruto say stuff while he was drunk
"He'll never get a girlfriend other than his hands" Naruto said as Tayuya chuckled at that
"Ain't he with Shizune" Samui asked
"When did that happen?" Naruto said as he was confused in his drunken state
"Tayuya stop please" Shizune said with a flush on her face as she heard the comment
"Oh you whiny ass lady, live a little!" Naruto said as his mother let out a chuckle before going to a trash can and vomited
"Ok ok" Tayuya said as she wanted to milk this as this was awesome "tell me about Sasuke's hair" she asked with a grin
"Looks like a ducks ass, and you… what does Kakashi see in that flat chest of yours" Naruto said poking Shizune's chest
Tayuya rolled on her back laughing
"You like big breasts" Samui said with a smirk as even though hers were not praise worthy like the sannin she had to carry here they were far more developed than most girls a few years older than her
"Well..." Naruto was saying before he groaned as he gagged
"Backing up" Tayuya said not wanting to be covered in vomit
"At least you have a fat ass to please him" Naruto said as Shizune went atomic red
Shizune groaned as steam came out of her ears
"Oh I wish I was recording this" Tayuya said as this was awesome
"You're mean but pretty" Naruto said to her "I really like your red hair….and that mouth of yours and your attitude" he said making Tayuya smile with pride on many accounts
"Okay can you stop making him talk before he vomits mid sentence" Shizune said as this was pushing it
"Yeah cause if he vomits on these shoes I won't be responsible for my actions" Samui said to her
"Fine buzzkills" Tayuya said before gaining a smirk and gave Naruto a hug into her chest
"Why does she have hair like Guy Sensei?" Naruto asked looking at Samui
Tayuya could barely breath as she laughed so hard hearing that
"Ok time for sleep" Shizune said as she got some poisons that knocked people out
"Get your hands off me hag I don't know you, rape!" Naruto shouted before he started breathing chloroform and fell asleep
Shizune's eyes twitched at the hag comment
"Wanna take a peek?" Tayuya asked Samui pointing to his pants
"Try it and you both die" Tsunade said opening her eyes slightly and both girls backed off slightly
"Don't you have a pervy sage to punch or flirt with" Tayuya said to her
"It's so much fun messing with Jiraiya, making him dream of having me, but not letting him have me" Tsunade said
Tayuya grinned as she had a mischievous look on her face "Do you like him?" she asked
"If he would throw away the whole perviness and the books I'd marry him" Tsunade said with a chuckle "tell anyone and I can make your death look like an accident" she said with a smirk
"And risk making Naruto mad?" Tayuya said as Naruto was her only weakness besides her vices
"Not cool" Tsunade said before she fell asleep
"You grabbed the recorder from the cabinet didn't you?" Samui asked
Tayuya snickered as she held a tape recorder
(The next day)
Tsunade groaned as Jiraiya arrived in the morning and Tayuya gave him the recorder "So, you do love me" he said grinning
"You… god I have too much a headache to hurt you" Tsunade said glaring at Tayuya who ran off
"So.. you'd marry me if I got rid of the books and stopped being a perv huh" Jiraiya said making Tsunade groan more
(with Naruto)
"You know if my mother catches you both are dead right?" Naruto said only in boxer shorts as Wuya and Tayuya were lying in his bed with Wuya wearing very skimpy underwear
"I couldn't help it, I thought I'd never hear her say those words" Tayuya said in a whisper knowing he was hungover
"Guess us Uzumaki are born pranksters" Naruto said teasingly as he believed Tayuya had Uzumaki heritage
"Like you wouldn't want to hear what she'd say if she was drunk and you had a recorder" Tayuya said with a chuckle
"Fair point" Naruto said with a smirk
"So dear" Wuya said rubbing his chest
"Too loud" Naruto said "I hate hangovers" he said as he was sure the fox didn't heal him as a joke or something
"Poor thing" Wuya said rubbing his cheek
Samui ran in and closed the door "I think Lady Tsunade has officially lost it" she said
"What'd you do?" Naruto asked rubbing his head
"Nothing but she is currently making out with Jiraiya on the couch" Samui said
"Ewwww" Naruto Wuya and Tayuya said as they all had the strong urge to vomit
"You;re joking right?" Naruto asked
"AHHHHHH" Jiraiya said in horror
They all went outside to see Jiraiya covered in puke and coughing a lot as Tsunade seemed embarrassed
"Holy shit she puked in his mouth oh my god that's awesome" Tayuya said as she fell to the floor in laughter
"Let me get my camera" Naruto said running back
"I finally get my make out session but then she does that" Jiraiya said in tears
"Consider it payback for I don't know every woman you peeked on" Samui said as she disliked his smut
"But now I know she loves me back" Jiraiya said looking at the bright side
Tsunade blushed atomic red in embarrassment
(next day)
"Why are you in bed with her?" Shizune asked as Naruto was lying next to Hinata in her hospital bed as she was getting her treatment here today and they got bored waiting
"I felt like it" Naruto said as he kissed her forehead
"Oh brother" Shizune said rolling her eyes "Thought you'd be with your mother" she asked raising a brow
"Well now that I know she really does have feelings for the man I truly hate with the passion of a thousand burning suns, it kinda makes me mad" Naruto said as he was happy for his mother truly
"Your mom can get with whoever she wants" Shizune said as she felt awkward saying that
"If anybody I thought she'd like the muscular type like that Raikage" Naruto said
"Give Jiraiya a chance Naruto, he may surprise you" Shizune said as she had to admit the man was somewhat picking up his act
"I'd rather make out with Orochimaru, and yes I said that" Naruto said as Shizune looked at him in horror just thinking about the snake tongue and all the….erotic things Anko did with her tongue in public
"Naruto I know you hate him for being your godfather and never showing up to care for you" Shizune said
"And for just leaving me a toad wallet instead of actual gifts" Naruto added as the toad wallet had nothing in it when he got it
'Yeah he's screwed' Shizune thought as Jiraiya had a lot off ass kissing to do
"Look I'm not mad that mom found someone that she likes, I just wish it wasn't him" Naruto said
"How long are you going to hold a grudge over him?" Shizune asked curiously
"Till I kick his ass" Naruto said as that was how he settled his grudges
"Yeah but wouldn't you want your mom to be happy?" Shizune asked
"Screw you that's a low blow" Naruto said to Shizune before he sighed and gave in when she said that and held Hinata as Shizune treated her
Hinata merely laughed at the conversation knowing Naruto's anger was weak at best and was merely holding a small grudge 'boys' she thought as Naruto and Kiba started doing this when they were younger
"Quiet you, or I'll tickle you into submission" Naruto said basically almost hearing her thoughts
"Don't you dare" Hinata said with a stern look as she blushed which made her seem more adorabler
"I'll be outside" Naruto said as Shizune told Hinata to remove her shirt and Naruto had to wait outside
"You should be training" Chase said no longer in his bottle
"Be glad I let you out" Naruto said as it was about time as he was constantly complaining and he need to get back to training
"Considering your so called friend has been dropped into darkness again, you should prepare for his inevitable betrayal" Chase said to him as he had seen this before
"He's my friend" Naruto said as he ignored him
"Whatever you say young one, just don't come crying to me when I say I told you so" Chase said as he was interested on how this would end for Naruto
"You think you know everything" Naruto said in annoyance
"Child you're talking to one of the most evil people in history, if it's one thing I know it's how one is when revenge consumes them. He cares more about power and killing his brother than anything else, he will betray you. He has to kill you if he wants to get stronger" Chase said to him
"What are you talking about?" Naruto asked not understanding what he meant
"Don't you know how the Sharingan works?" Chase asked as he thought Naruto would learn about his own teammates "never mind" he said as he disappeared
Naruto had a look on his face as he needed to learn more about the Sharingan, to know what Chase meant
"Naruto" Sasuke said from down the hall
'Crap' Naruto thought seeing the angry look and thirst for a fight in Sasuke's sharingan eyes "You should frown less, you'll get wrinkles" he said
"Fight me" Sasuke said
(1 hour later)
'I need more training' Naruto thought as he would've won the fight but Sasuke had more skill than he did 'maybe it was a bad idea to seal Chase in that bottle' he thought as Sasuke's taijutsu was way above his
"You should've won that, you're the superior warrior" Chase said appearing before him
"No I'm not and why are you in a bottle?" Naruto asked him
"Then you're more of a fool, guess and your mom shoved me in here when I said something she didn't like" Chase said from his bottle
Naruto let him out as it was hard to understand him clearly in the bottle
"Much better, now you are far superior than that brat, how could you end it in a tie?" Chase said
"Because Sasuke has better taijutsu than me, if Kakashi had not interfered..."
"If that scarecrow hadn't gotten in the way you would've won, your rasengan was much more powerful than his Chidori, now the boy will be even more wanting to go to Orochimaru now that he knows you're stronger than him" Chase said as it was simple logic to him at least
"You said he had to kill me to get stronger, why?" Naruto asked
"The Sharingan works on anger and sadness, to unlock the next level, one must kill their best friend, and to get it's full power one must swap eyes with another Uchiha" Chase said
Naruto's eyes widened after that "Please, make me strong enough to fight him" he said
Chase grinned at Naruto
(later with Dojo)
"You are disgusting" Sapphire said as she picked up his shedded skin
"Hey don't blame me sweet heart blame this stupid time of year" Dojo said as he was at ease no longer having his old coat
'Idiot' Sapphire thought as she threw out his skin in the trash but as she left she failed to notice a black and grey bird swooping down and stealing it
"Did you just smell a bird?" Dojo asked
"No" Sapphire said
"Must be my stomach talking, I got a hankering for some chicken" Dojo said
(later with Sasuke)
"Oh Sasuke" a voice said alerting Sasuke making him jolt from his rest and looked around
Sasuke looked around trying to find the source of the voice
"Hannibal" Young said to him with a angry look "careful Sasuke this is not a foe you wanna fight" he said to him
"Who is this Hannibal?" Sasuke asked his spirit and moral compass
"Hannibal Roy Bean is a manipulator and evildoer" Young said to him
"A bean really?" Sasuke asked raising an eyebrow
"I am no ordinary bean son I'm your new best friend here a gift I once gave Chase Young" Hannibal said as he presented a chalice like bowl
"The lao mang long soup drink that and you will have sold your soul to evil" Young said to him "I did it to save the people I care about are you really willing to just drink it"
"What the kid wants power, what more than this?" Hannibal said
Sasuke stared at the soup and put it away sealing it on his person
"Huh figured you would've taken it after all your clan is known for cheating and taking the easy way to get stronger" Hannibal said as he planted the seeds of desire in his mind
Young knew that soup was a less powerful dose the soup seeing as how this world had only two dragons Hannibal had to improvise
"Can I really get stronger from drinking this?" Sasuke asked him
"It gives you immortality but it will corrupt your soul, you will become more evil than even Orochimaru" Young said not sure on the side affects potency seeing as it was a dragon's skin instead of the actual dragon
Sasuke contemplated but decided to hold off on drinking it but before he could do anything he was visited by four sound ninja and Kabuto
(few days later)
"I swear of all the dumb shit" Naruto said as he and Shikamaru ran off to gather teammates to stop Sasuke, the mission
'You can't stop him' Chase said to him telepathically
'Why can't I?' Naruto thought back to him
'Because you will never go full out on him, this weakness will make your defeat inevitable and he will leave, it is who he is, he will go to Orochimaru one way or the other' Chase said as compassion lead to restraint which then lead to defeat
'NO' Naruto said to him 'my feelings and my bonds are what give me my strength and don't you ever try and bad mouth those bonds' he thought angrily
'And Sasuke doesn't care about bonds all he cares about is getting stronger and if you hesitate he will kill you without a second thought, he will cast away everything to get his revenge on Itachi for murdering his clan' Chase said to him simply
'Shut up' Naruto thought angrily
'Always figured you'd hate the Uchiha after all it was a Uchiha that took away your birth parents' Chase said
'Wait, what?' Naruto thought freezing
'There's so much you don't know because no one will tell you' Chase said as he then went silent
'Asshole' Naruto thought knowing Chase said that to distract him
(few minutes later)
"We should pair up" Naruto said to Shikamaru as they had a fair set of people
"Tayuya who do you feel works best" Shikamaru asked Tayuya as she apparently knew the ninja in question
"Me and Choji can take Jirobo easy" Tayuya said as her former team specialized in special arts "Kiba, Akamaru, and Karui can take on Sakon and Ukon" she said to them as they paired "Shikamaru, Lee, and Temari for Kimimaro" she said as that man was in a class of his own "Neji and Samui for Kidomaru" she said to them "and Wuya and Kimiko for Kabuto" she said to them
"I'll take Sasuke" Naruto said as that was how it had to be
"All by yourself?" Wuya said knowing they were short on manpower and there was no one left to assist Naruto
"It has to be me" Naruto said as everyone was silent as they all understood the bond that was between them
(2 hours later)
"Traitor" Jirobo said seeing Tayuya
"Been called worse you gigantic pussy" Tayuya said flatly and soon she and Chouji were in a earth dome "oh fuck this" she said as she felt her chakra being slowly sucked away "wudai creator earth" she said as she stomped her foot and the earth dome was in every direction
"You want me to take the lead" Choji asked as he was a close quarter fighter
"Go for it" Tayuya said with a smirk
Jirobo was careful as he knew not to take his eyes off Tayuya
'Let's do this' Tayuya thought to herself as it was hard to fight someone who knew how you fought and vice versa
"Giant Human Boulder!" Choji shouted as he rolled toward Jirobo
Jirobu got ready only for him to sink until his head was the only thing sticking out of the ground before getting hit by Choji
'Dumbass' Tayuya thought as he hadn't progressed much since she left, she took out her flute and began playing genjutsu trapping Jirobo
"Why not kill him?" Choji asked usually not wanting to result to that but this guy was out of his mind
"He ain't worth it and we really need to get to Naruto, I don't think he'll be able to stop Sasuke" Tayuya said not mentioning the thing that Orochimaru would've promised them was power and death
(with Kiba)
"Fuck these gates" Karui said as she created two fire balls in her hands Kiba and Akamaru growling in agreement as they did a collaboration with Kiba and Akamaru spiralling toward the gates and Karui throwing the fireball which enveloped both of them creating a flaming spiral
"Flaming Fang over Fang!" Kiba said in slight pain as it stung a little
The conjoined sound ninja gasped as Kiba and Akamaru shot through the gates and right at them scratching them up and knocking them out
"Alright" Karui said in excitement at their victory
(with Neji)
"I hate spiders" Samui said as she was in disgust
"Shut up you cow" Kidomaru said in anger
Samui's brow twitched "wudai neptune water" she said as she blasted water everywhere
'Why is she shooting everywhere' Neji and Kidomaru thought in unison
Neji saw as the water was ruining the webbing all over the place
Kidomaru was curious to what her strategy was 'eh whatever it was it's too late' he thought readying his bow and arrow and as he was about to fire he noticed his feet were beginning to get iced over as was he
"Ice" Samui said with a smirk
"Y-y-you g-g-got e-e-everyt-t-thing wet to m-m-make it e-e-easier to f-f-freeze over" Kidomaru said in realization
"Yes, now how's about sitting here and chilling" Samui said with a smile
(with Temari)
"Is he fucking drunk?" Temari asked Shikamaru as Lee was fighting Kimimaro
"Yes, it's a fighting technique of his" Shikamaru said as he had seen it once before and to say it was destructive was an understatement
"Well we don't have time for nonsense we have to hurry up and help Naruto" Temari said readying her fan opening it to show the three moons
"Shadow strangle" Shikamaru said as Kimimaro and Lee were in a clash
"Blade of the Nebula wind" Temari said as her fan wasn't reaching Kimimaro
"Sand Tsunami" Gaara said as he made his presence known
Lee jumped back making Kimimaro open for the attack
(with Wuya)
"Where did you get this" Wuya said angrily as she looked in Sasuke's coffin and saw a familiar chalice
"Wouldn't you like to know" Kabuto said not knowing what she meant
"That damn bean I should've killed him when I had the chance!" Wuya said in anger and frustration as only Chase and Hannibal knew the recipe
"Get out of the way four eyes we don't have time for you" Kimiko said
"Trying to rush to help Naruto? He'll need it as he will never do what it takes to stop someone like Sasuke, he's too soft" Kabuto said to them
"Mind if I steal your move" Wuya asked Kimiko
"I'll join you" Kimiko said with a smile
"Judolette flip fire" they said together unleashing their flames at him
"This is our power Kabuto" Kimiko said proudly
A loud explosion went off in the direction of the Valley of the End
"I believe that is my que to leave" Kabuto said as he disappeared in a poof of smoke
"We need to go" Wuya said as they ran off
(with Naruto)
Naruto breathed as he looked at his friend who was now a hybrid of a demonic human with bat and lizard like features "you drank that soup" he said to him
"The power of this soup, maybe now I'm more powerful than the nine tails jinchuuriki" Sasuke said with a mad grin on his face
"That's all this was, you drank that shit to just get stronger?!" Naruto said to him angrily as Chase did it for the same reasons but Young that was with Sasuke did it to free and protect his friends
"Of course, I need power to kill my brother!" Sasuke said roaring in anger
"Then what?! What do you do after you've had your revenge?!" Naruto said
"Then I rebuild my clan using only the strongest and best women around. How about yours? I'll take good care of them after I kill you" Sasuke said wanting to rile him up
Naruto growled as he made a fist, his joints popping from how hard he was squeezing "You leave me no choice, I can't let you leave here" he said
"You will never kill me, it's your weakness, your kindness, your parents had it too and look where it got them? Six foot under! When I get back to the leaf I'll kill that cow you call a mother and that weakling helper of hers right in front of you!" Sasuke said before cackling
"Wood style wood dragon" Naruto said in anger
A wooden dragon burst from underneath him as it slammed Sasuke into the statue of Madara "I'll fucking kill you before that happens!" he shouted
"Prove it!" Sasuke shouted
Naruto charged taking out his sword as it clashed with Sasuke's Kunai
"I don't know, I think I'll start rebuilding my clan with that Wuya woman or Hinata, break them into becoming my bitches with the rest of yours" Sasuke said snickering evilly before his eyes widened as Naruto stabbed him through the chest with his sword "finally getting serious" he said with a bloody grin
Naruto roared as he got covered in red chakra the mere force of the roar sending Sasuke into the mountain embedding him in it
Sasuke got out to see Naruto on all fours with 3 tails of chakra behind him 'What is that? The nine tails power?' he thought feeling so much bloodlust and malice
Naruto charged but Sasuke jumped away just as Naruto swiped his sword, missing his body but Sasuke got struck by the mere wave of power from the sword swipe
The force was so great it sliced the statue of Madara in two
Sasuke panted as the power from that attack took a bit out of him before his eyes widened and began jumping back to dodge spears of wood coming out of the ground
"Attaboy kid" Chase said as he watched Naruto and Sasuke's match
Young watched in disappointment at the two giving into their darker urges
Sasuke grunted as Naruto landed a punch to his face, but when he tried striking back Naruto disappeared before he screamed as Naruto cut off his wings before kicking him into the water below
The Uchiha panted as he climbed back onto land before looking up at the red eyed Naruto and for the first time ever since the Uchiha Massacre he truly felt afraid
Suddenly Kabuto appeared in front of him "Disappointing but I guess Orochimaru can fix this" he said
"No, I… I can- gah I can beat him" Sasuke said in agonizing pain
"Obviously not, you have a long way to go to reach his level" Kabuto said to him
Naruto launched at the two only to go through smoke as Kabuto took Sasuke away before roaring so loud it echoes throughout the valley
Wuya and Kimiko soon arrived to see Naruto but they were appalled as he had some stab wounds and burns that looked agonizing
"He's roaring in sadness" Chase said to them
"What?" Wuya asked the man
"The kid couldn't save Sasuke from himself, and now believes he has lost him for good" Chase said to her
Both women just watched as he roared before blacking out
(Few days later)
"Think he'll be up by now?" Kimiko asked
"I don't care, I just want to see him" Wuya said as they stopped in front of Naruto's hospital room
When they opened the door they stopped hearing Naruto's voice
"I failed, I couldn't keep my promise." He said as he just stared up at the ceiling
"Oh Naruto" Wuya said feeling sorry for him
"Naruto, you're up" Kimiko said in relief
"Be silent, for he is dealing with the wounding of a man's honor and pride" Young said
"The pain of failure" Chase said as he understood it well
"Wait why is he here?" Kimiko said referring to Young
"He is dropping something off" Chase said not going into details
"Then what?" Wuya asked
"He will go back to the traitor, I told you that you'd fail" Chase said
"Shut up, he has been through enough" Kimiko said flames appearing in her eyes
"Even when I'm a spirit that is still adorable" Chase said not at all affected
"Naruto" Young said
"What is it Casper?" Naruto said not even turning his head to look at him
"Because Hannibal didn't use a actual dragon, the soup Sasuke drank was only at half strength, it will leave his system if he doesn't drink anymore" Young said as he had to drink the soup every so often to keep his strength
"What?" Naruto asked
"To make the effects permanent one needs a whole dragon little bean used only a small piece of Dojo's shedded hide" Chase said
"Whatever, so he loses its power, what else is there?" Naruto asked
"I spoke with Hinata" Young said
"You did what?" Naruto asked in surprise
"I made her the dragon of light" Young said
"You did what?!" Chase said in surprise
"Well Dashi did it but I trained her" Young said to them as Dashi did it during the chunin exams
"And what does that mean?" Naruto asked
"Well it means she is now the second strongest dragon" Young said as light was powerful all on it's own
"Don't you have anything besides information?" Chase asked wanting his other half to leave already
"Loyal to my charge sorry" Young said to him
"So no weapons? I'm out" Chase said as he went through the door
(few days later)
"This is bullshit" Wuya said as she watched Hinata spar with Naruto
"Ah quit your bitchin" Chase said
"Dragon of light, there hasn't been a dragon of light since Dashi" Wuya said as she hated it
"You're just mad that Hinata gets to spend more time with us to learn more about her new powers." Kimiko said to her teasingly
"At least we got a date out of him." Wuya said with a smirk
"Didn't Hinata ask him first?" Chase asked curiously
"Shut it" Wuya said glaring at him
"Sounds like someone's mad that Naruto spent all his free time visiting Hinata in the hospital" Tayuya said
"Bite me" Wuya said
"I'm game didn't know you were into that" Tayuya said teasingly licking her lips seductively
Wuya groaned before blasting Tayuya with a fireball
"Women and their stupid issues" Chase said rolling his eyes
Wuya felt her temper rise even higher flames began to appear around her
Chase rolled his eyes again before blowing out her flames like one would do to a candle
"I hate you" Wuya said
"Yeah, yeah, love you too" Chase said sarcastically looking back at Naruto and Hinata
"They won't be corrupted and you can't manipulate them like you did Omi" Kimiko said to Chase
"Who was that again?" Chase asked feigning ignorance
"The monk" Kimiko said with a glare
"Oh yes, the bald yellow one" Chase said with a smirk
"Ice" Samui said freezing him in place "Omi said shut your mouth" she said with a smirk
"Very funny bob cut, you know your hair does make me think of those spandex men" Chase said as Samui glared so coldly at him it made the ice seem hot "Hmm not bad glare I'd give it a 6" he said
"You won't be able to get them" Wuya said
"Like how? Like how you manipulated that dancing brazilian boy?" Chase said with a chuckle
"Raimundo said he wants me to shove the blade of the nebula where the sun don't shine keep talking gecko boy" Temari said to him taking out the blade
"I'm a ghost, it'll go right through me, tell him I said that he needs better dance moves" Chase said simply
"It really, really sucks that we can't hurt you" Tayuya said as she got off on causing assholes pain
"I have been wondering something" Wuya said
"What?" Chase asked
"Why'd you choose Naruto and why did your good self choose Sasuke?" She asked
"Balance" Chase said as he was the most balanced person there was with good and evil and the two halves sided toward their respective sides Chase with Heylin and Young with good
"Trying to teach him your techniques, I can do that" Wuya said
"Yes but I know things you do not, after all it was my last minute teaching that enabled Naruto to evil hold up against that abomination Sasuke turned himself into" Chase said with a smirk
"Sucks Bee Sensei isn't here to teach Naruto how to tame the nine tails chakra" Karui said to them and got looks of surprise "there are ways to improve upon the link and bond between tailed beasts" she said
"And you said nothing because?" Wuya asked wondering why this took so long to come into discussion
"You never asked" Karui said
"If Naruto wants to hold his own or even fully defeat Sasuke he will need the full power of the nine tails" Chase said
"He seemed pretty fine back in the Valley" Kimiko said
"Oh so you're contempt with Naruto's body going through agonizing pain only for it to heal itself at the same time?" Chase asked
"What do you mean?" Wuya asked
"Externally he may have looked fine but internally all his muscles were tearing from the strain using chakra from the fox is difficult it's slowly changing him the more chakra he uses and the backlash can be severe depending on how far he goes" Chase said to them
"And now that you mention it, when I saw what I thought was a 4th tail coming out, why did it look like his skin was peeling away?" Kimiko asked
"Because Naruto cannot go past the third tail otherwise his body will go through a even worse process than 1 through 3, keeps it up and it will shorten his lifespan" Chase said
They all looked at Naruto in worry about the power he used
"We need him to master that foxes power, otherwise he could kill himself trying to use it which is what that idiot perverted writer wants him to do" Chase said
"To kill himself or use it?" Samui asked as it could go either way with the perverted moron
"To use it, but he needs to train otherwise the toads will never give him his seals key" Chase said as he did some research on the seal having nothing better to do
'I wonder' Wuya thought wondering if she could help as having been on the side of evil and good she maybe be able to give Naruto some insights on what he could do
"Wait he had the key to that damn thing this entire time?" Tayuya said remembering when Chase mentioned the toads
"Yes, as the boy's father was dying he gave the seal's key to a toad" Chase said
"How do you know that?" Kimiko asked
"I was there, watched the whole thing" Chase said as he looked through Naruto's memories and seeing his very first was a bit difficult
"Is that why you've been training his ass off?" Temari asked
"The sooner his body and mind are ready the faster he is to learn to control that beasts chakra" Chase said as all power had it's risk and if one wasn't capable of handling it there was even more risk
"Yeah but couldn't Naruto just ask?" Kimiko asked
"She does have a point I mean if it's about bonds" Wuya said
"Please power isn't freely given the nine tails has too much pride if Naruto wants it he need to earn it" Chase said to them
"You have too much pride and you're here" Wuya said plainly but smiled when he glared at her
"They're making out" Chase said pointing to Naruto and Hinata
Everyone saw Naruto had Hinata down on the ground and were in the middle of a make out session
The girls listen to the sounds Hinata made and became very envious
(1 week later)
'This is nice' Hinata thought as she was sitting next to Naruto drinking tea and eating cinnamon rolls enjoying their date
"One for you my lovely" Naruto said as he picked a cinnamon roll up and held her to her mouth
Hinata giggled as she took the roll into her mouth
"You have the looks and voice of an angel" Naruto said making her blush
"H-ow did you know cinnamon rolls were my favorite food?" Hinata asked
"Neji and your sister told me cinnamon rolls to you is what ramen is to me" Naruto said as he smiled as she mumbled under her breath but didn't deny it "Word is Konohamaru has a crush on her" he said chuckling
"My sister?" Hinata said in surprise
"Yeah but he's pretty much doing what you used to do to me" Naruto said chuckling some more
'Hyuga women must have a type then' Hinata thought as the constant prim and proper attitude they have grown to live with has become very bland and boring Naruto offered her excitement into her life
"I can just hear Wuya or some of the others growling thinking that I'm spoiling you more than them" Naruto said as they laughed as it was definitely true
"I really don't mind" Hinata said
"Good because gorgeous women like you were meant to be spoiled by guys like me" Naruto said as he gently kissed her neck making her laugh
(next day)
"This bath house isn't unisex how'd….actually don't tell me what you did" Naruto said seeing the mischievous look in her eyes
"Good" Wuya said as she made a lot of threats when she paid to be pampered
"So where are all the workers?" Naruto asked curiously
"Isn't it obvious, I want you to pamper me" Wuya said with a smile
"... This is because I spoiled the hell out of Hinata on her date isn't it" Naruto said as the look in her eyes was all he needed for an answer "alright" he said as he began rubbing her back and blushed as Wuya let out many lewd sounds
"I see why Hinata enjoyed this when you did it" Wuya said as Naruto was touching all the right spots
"You should've felt the massage she gave me" Naruto said
Wuya felt her eye twitch hearing that
"Not like that" Naruto said as he knew where her mind wandered
Wuya didn't care at that moment as she threw away her towel making Naruto nervous as he still massaged her "Did she not have any clothes on too?" she asked teasingly
"Yes" Naruto said
"...You will rub me everywhere" Wuya said seductively
"Oh so you want me to do what I did to Hinata? Ok" Naruto said as he began making his hands glow using chakra
All Wuya could do was moan in bliss from the gentleness and pleasure she was receiving as Naruto was a master with his hands
(next day)
"This is your idea of a date" Naruto asked in a seedy and shady bar with Tayuya
"Yep" Tayuya said
"You know Kurama made it harder for me to get drunk right?" Naruto said to her
"Oh we're not here for the drinks" Tayuya said with a smirk
"Then what kind of bar is this?" Naruto asked
"This kind" Tayuya said as at that moment someone tried to hit on her and she kicked them in the face starting a brawl
"... I figured Karui would do this not you" Naruto said with a deadpan look on his face
"Really" Tayuya asked many men tried to gang up on her but Naruto then backed her up and they began to fight again
(Next day)
"This is a cool view" Samui said as she and Naruto sat on top of his fathers head on the Kage monument just watching the village enjoying the scenery
"You said your favorite past time was just enjoying the view back home and this is my favorite place to just look at the world" Naruto said as he came here often
"You can see everything from up here" Samui said
"Yeah and you'd be surprised how rare it is for someone to look up here" Naruto said as no one ever really saw him up here
"So no one can see us?" Samui asked curiously
"Nope total and complete privacy" Naruto said to her assuringly
"Good" Samui said before she tackled him and the two began to make out on the monument 'for such little practice he's pretty good' she thought as Naruto had only kissed Hinata and Wuya and Wuya told her Naruto was rough around the edges but was very pleasing
(next day)
People were looking at a pair in the BBQ restaurant eating meat basically slurping it down meat it made people from the Akimichi look at them in complete awe as it was like they were watching one of their own
"I am not worthy" Choji said as he bowed to them
"I want some more" Naruto and Karui said together
"You got some right here" Karui said as she licked some of the BBQ sauce off of Naruto's cheek
"How savage and unlady like" a woman from another table said getting some tick marks from the couple
"Hey hag this chick is more ladylike than you also if you're gonna stuff do it right one is bigger than the other you bitch" Naruto said angrily
Karui smiled having hearts in her eyes hearing Naruto verbally tear a new one in someone for her "thanks" she said as she liked to defend herself but was touched Naruto did that for her as it was very kind and sweet what he did and said 'glad he likes me for me' she thought knowing she wasn't very lady like
(Next day)
Temari was at peace as she felt the wind blow past her face very high up in the air
"You look beautiful with that smile on your face" Naruto said as she looked nice with a smile on her face
"Boys back home always said I'd look good with my hair down" Temari said
"Well either way I care more about you than some hair style" Naruto said as she liked her hair as it was and he could respect that as it made her unique
"How are you flying?" Temari asked
"We're both dragons of wind duh" Naruto said as wind was his second element
"I thought you were the dragon of wood" Temari said teasingly
"I am but I swear every time Kiba hears that he makes some kind of sex joke" Naruto said to her
"Flying back home all I could get to see was just sand, here I get to see so much more" Temari said
"Well I'm caring more about what I'm looking at it, as it's much better to look at" Naruto said as he flew over top of her hanging beside her upside down
Temari laughed before kissing his cheek
(Next day)
Naruto grunted as he tried to balance all the bags Kimiko was making him carry as her version of a date was to go shopping "Why does one girl need so much stuff?" he asked
"Part of being a woman" Kimiko said with a smile as she was glad Wuya talked her into this as she always felt close to Naruto but never knew so when Wuya told her to ask him out it sounded like an ok idea to see how well her feelings would be
"Yeah well I feel this is less a date and more of you making me your packmule" Naruto said sourly
"You didn't have to come" Kimiko said
"Well how else were gonna carry this stuff, besides I'm not really minding carrying it's just how does this constitute as a date?" Naruto asked curiously
"We're spending time together aren't we?" Kimiko asked
"Well it feels to me like we just to places and you get stuff while I watch your ass move as we walk" Naruto said
"So you're watching me" Kimiko said teasingly as she did model a lot of her clothes for him and he did pay extra attention to her ass
"If I'm gonna look at something on this massive shopping trip it might as well be you" Naruto said
"Oh, just for that I'm going to model all these clothes for you when we get home" Kimiko said as she kissed his cheek before continuing shopping with a slight sway in her hips smiling as she could practically feel Naruto's eyes on her rear
(The next day)
"Why are you out here when you should be training?" Chase asked him glaring at him
"I'm getting me some me time, I love those girls as all hell but a guy needs time to himself" Naruto said as he relaxed
"You think Sasuke's taking the day off from training?" Chase said angrily
"Low blow" Naruto said as he ignored him
"Just be glad I'm your trainer instead of that pervert, he'd make you learn it by yourself as he goes off to spy" Chase said
"Yes, yes, you train me because I don't want to learn from him" Naruto said simply
"Because I'm a better warrior" Chase said proudly
"Dial back the ego cat boy" Naruto said
"I'm a reptile" Chase said angrily
"Whatever garden snake" Naruto said to him "also why did you use cats all the time when you're a lizard? Shouldn't you have used lizards as well or dragons?" He asked
"Shut up or I'll send you back to that frog perv" Chase said seriously
Naruto shut his mouth and sighed as he got back to work