Idiot Boy Changed Mean Bro to dry!
Idiot Boy
that seems more better, dont u think?
dry
? Idc tbh
Idiot Boy
hence the... name. damn dude. you are serioulsly no fun whatsoever.
oh and- ur not using perfect grammer for once!
dry
Grammar
Bitch is having perfect grammar a bad thing? You must be a middle schooler or smth
dry Changed Idiot Boy to Problem Child!
Problem Child
Im actually 18? I mentioned it earlier?
OK CHANGE IT BACK TO IDIOT BOY
dry
Prove yourself worthy and I just might.
Problem Child
ASSREDTFGVHBJNKLKJKHJG w-worthy? are we in the 1800's? PROVE THOU WORTHY OF THY CONTACT NAME
LITERALLY PLS I LIKE IDIOT BETTER
dry
Have I ever mentioned how much I hate you?
Problem Child
no?
dry
Well im telling you now
Problem Child
damn. right in the feels.
dry
suffer.
Problem Child
:( n e ways...
Wanna hear about what im doing rn?
dry
Honestly? Not really.
Problem Child
le gasp*
TAKE that BACK.
dry
Want to guess the chances of that happening?
Problem Child
Sure..?
dry
Square root of negative three.
Problem Child
hold on-
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
'error'? Wait- irrational. IRRATIONAL. just take it back and i'll let this go.
dry
no.
Problem Child
yes
dry
no
Problem Child
yes
dry
no.
Problem Child
yes
dry
no.
Problem Child
yes
OKAY since i don't wanna listen to you,
im currently baking!
dry
Go shove a stick up your ass.
Can't you go text someone else? I thought you said you were 'pOpuLAr' and 'HoT'.
Problem Child
no comment.
but I AM both those things. so shut up. back to my baking! today we're here making some of my fav blue cookies. delish!
dry
Stop acting as if your on a damn baking show. Now thats what I call premium cringe right there.
Probelm Child
bruh ur the one who's texting back so just -Zip it- kay?
...
not this AGAIN
pls come back
pls
pls
i'll let you insult me again..?
read, 9:36 PM
DON'T LEAVE ME ON READ!
Delivered, 9:39 PM
Its not like im pretty lonely right now or anything, but PLEASe RESPOND.
... okay. :( see ya
Problem Child
LMAO why are there so much random girls in my DMs? lol
2:26 AM
dry
Quit boasting
Problem Child
eye- you replied! Did u ghost me or smth
dry
Sir I was studying. Something you're not familiar with, im assuming?
Problem Child
Oh shut your trap.
and im not trying to boast, okay? but some of them are kinda weird.. here. read them.
image png - ['i saw you at one of ur matches, and ur totaly cool! are you free thursday night?']
dry
okay so? that's not weird at all.
Problem Child
just wait.
image png ['are you going to respond? oh, you probably haven't seen this yet, of course.']
image png ['so uhm.. Im free that day, just so y'know!']
image png ['hellooo? u going to answer me? I know your seeig this, so respond.']
and this girl just KEEPS GOING ON. its getting wierd in here :l
dry
AHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA LMAOO
It looks like you got yourself a... stalker? Wait no. Fangirl? She seems kinda obsessed.
Problem Child
yeah no shit sherlock
dry
Okay so just block her.
Easy peasy.
Problem Child
Its not that easy though!
dry
oh my gods just BLOCK. HER. ASS.
Dolt.
Problem Child
okay, okay,
there.
dry
Now was that so hard?
Problem Child
Yes. Yes it was.
dry
Now good night, im actually trying to sleep. Or at least relax.
Probelm Child
Night, bestie!
Percy
'I feel like shit.'
Percy groaned, going on yet another early morning jog. Honestly he never really liked waking up so early. But jogs were refreshing, so that made up for his dark eyebags that were starting to appear below his eyes. The morning air was cool against his sweat-coated skin. He shivered a bit at the contact, only wearly a navy blue shirt and running shorts.
His route was a one he took countless times. A nice, calm trail nestled deep in a forest. Now this was new york. It was pretty hard to find a nice green area with no buildings whatsoever- but this was a nice change of scenery. No one was out, he thought, so he hummed along with the music that blasted loudly in his ears. Unfortunately for him he wasn't the only one there.
All while he was singing (very loudly) someone else thought it would be a good idea to also be out on a morning run. She was just turning around the corner to see him humming horribly to the song.
'What a wierdo.' She thought, trailing behind him. It was pure coincidence that she was taking the same route as him, so she wasn't trying to stalk him or whatever. His voice wasn't bad, she would admit that much. It was melodic and smooth. But when he tried to sing just the littlest bit louder, his voice screeched like a vulture. Or would nails screeching on a chalk board be more appropiriate? Either way, it made her cringe visibly.
She nearly burst out laughing if it wasn't for the fact that she was running a a very fast pace, and was trying not to choke and run out of breath. This countinued for a while longer, her listening while he sung his lungs out. Percy was a fast runner naturally, and the girl felt some sort of need to keep up with him. Was she being too compettitive? Ah, it didn't matter to her anyways.
Percy didn't suspect a thing, much to her surprise. He was caught up in trying to not trip right now. When he neared a point where he had to stop, the girl passed by him and snickered.
"Nice singing, by the way!" She simply said mockingly as she passed. Percy barely caught a glimpse of her, only seeing a blur of blonde hair. His face suddenly turned thirty shades pinker. Someone was listening to him sing the opening to his favourite show at full volume!? Oh, gods... He was sure that he was going to faint from emberassment.
"U-uh- thank you!?" He yelled a bit late while confused, not sure to take that as a compliment or not. When the girl smirked in response, he confirmed that it definitely was not a compliment. But she was out of his line of vision by the time Percy composed himself. He should've thrown out a insult back, or maybe say a couple words of endearment. But oh well. That was out of his hands by now.
Then Percy relalized what he probably looked like, sweaty and out of breath. His clothes were slightly wrinkled and his hair- It was a rat's nest. And that was putting it lightly. He blushed even harder.
qwp