Disclaimer: Read the other stories first before reading this, unless you don't care about spoilers.
I am back! It's been awhile since I've done the second chapter here, so yeah. Sorry about that. Touhou 18.3 has been completed and I am happy. I planned on adding a bit more in the end but It involves Marisa talking normally, so I scratched that. No worries, it wasn't important. Just a bit more talking and walking around. Boring huh? My plan right now is to tell you two things, a deleted scene and a short story, so let's start.
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*Insert some cheesy intro that makes you go "Wow, ain't that cheesy".*
Let's start with some context in the end of 18.3 as I'm sure someone out there is confused on some small details. I ain't gonna single you out, so don't feel bad. Basically after Marisa snapped, obviously it worked as Patchouli came back. Marisa passed out, almost succumbed to her wound and the infinity glove and it even broke as Patchouli stated. Remilia feels bad and owes it to Marisa by letting her rest in the mansion until she's fully healed, which will be a while as she can hardly walk due to the injuries on her legs and the glove itself was draining Marisa's life as she kept using it, hence her sudden inability to speak very well and a left arm almost needed for amputation. Almost. Here's a deleted scene.
Remilia: What a surprise. They're having a hard time with this cockroach.
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Komachi: I mean, she is stubborn.
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Remilia: Silence, prisoner!
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Komachi: Rude.
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Remilia: *Sighs* If my gatekeeper, friend's familiar and sister are having a hard time with her, then fine. I'll do it myself.
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Remilia spread her wings and flew faster than Komachi could catch up out of the room.
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Komachi: Sooo...guess I'll just talk to myself then...
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Yeah that was kinda short but it does answer the question nobody asked: "How did Remilia appear in the library?" Anyways, here are a few bloopers.
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Meiling shot some danmaku towards Marisa, thankfully they were easy to dodge. As soon as Marisa dodged all of them, she retaliated by shooting some danmaku as well. Meiling jumped over them and prepared a kick, aimed for the head. Marisa jumped back, causing Meiling to instead kick her in the abdomen. The hit knocked her back away until she hit a wall, stopping her. As she was starting to get up again, trying to stand, Meiling charged and readied another kick to the head. Unfortunately she slipped and fell to the side.
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Meiling: Ow.
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Dino: Holy crow, are you okay?
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Meiling: Of course I'm fine.
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Marisa: Yeah. She's a hard nut to crack.
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Dino: Look, I get nervous when someone gets injured.
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Marisa: Or when you're around your crush-ze.
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Dino: What!? No I...
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Meiling: Uh, director. If you have these feelings, then it's okay to tell me.
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Meiling: There. I got you a girlfriend.
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Dino: But I...*Sighs*
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B L E E P
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Marisa: Ow...damn devil. Kicked it too good. I can move it, so it isn't broken but-*Moves the leg*-ow! Owowowow! That really hurts.
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Dino: After that stunt you pulled with the pastries, I made sure Koakuma add extra to that kick.
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Koakuma and Flandre: Yeah!
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Remilia: Seriously. Those macaroons were delicious and you just shoved them all down your throat.
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Dino: Yeah. You're just lucky I didn't add another body shaming joke, which I'm surprised I stopped doing that.
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B L E E P
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Marlow: Orange ground. Dry leaves. Sharp looking plants. Not bad looking.
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Sanders: Wait, you're saying that now? I figured you'd say that stuff yesterday.
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Marlow laughed.
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Marlow: I'm sorry but when you make that face, it's just.
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Dino: Yeah It's true. It's funny looking and I'm not saying that because you're a Hocotation.
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Sanders: At least I'm good looking. A resident of Koppai said so.
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Ah fun stuff. Working on these stories is just so fun. I do love it when people enjoy it to. But that's enough of the talks. How about a short story. Another tale of two bandits.
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A warm morning loomed over a dry desert with no shade to block the sun. Structures litter this specific area with the buildings and windmills provide shade. One building had trash to the side and a man watches another man dig in it.
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Rob: Job...please. There's nothing left in there. What are you looking for?
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Job: The crown that said something racist to the cashier.
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Rob: An actual crown or some item you want?
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Job looked again and then gave up.
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Job: No no no! My resume ran off.
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Rob: We've been walking for hours looking for your thingy. Can't you just call it a day? I really don't want to be in this town. Something bad happened here and I have a feeling on what it was.
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???: Look at these two idiots.
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The duo turned around to see two masked marauders with a psycho. Behind them was a big guy with a metallic helmet. The Goliath clapped his hands like a child.
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Marauder 1: Alright pay up. Give me your money and guns. Any shields, grenade mods and other personal belongings, hand them over as well.
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Goliath: Yeah or we make you in my tum tum.
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Rob: Woah, let's calm down guys. Let's try not to make too much sounds. We've been around here for hours and we're aware of something here. If you value your life, then quietly walk away or you'll figure out what happened to this ghost town.
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Psycho: Your jokes offend my eyes!
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Jobert was a loud psycho, but he kept his yelling at a minimum. This psycho was not.
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Marauder 2: Okay wimp. We'll just kill ya then.
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The two bandits started to yell "ye-haw" loudly as the goliath started laughing loudly. Suddenly, the ground shook as large, almost bug-like and slug-like beings started to dig up the ground. Rob and Job ran in a building and barricaded themselves as the group looked around all confused.
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Marauder 2: What the. Scythids?
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The smaller scythids started to slither close. The psycho charged with his buzz-axe. He sliced one in half but more kept coming out and they leaped on the psycho. The masked lunatic started screaming as the creatures started to eat him alive.
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Marauder 1: I have an idea.
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He pulled out a revolver and shot the goliath in the head. The helmet flew off as he ran away. The other bandit ran off too. The goliath's arms started to grow as a skull popped out of his mouth and his skin turned red. He charged at the scythids and crushed, kicked and was beating them to death. Bigger scythids started to come out and started to almost waddle towards the enraged man. They spit acid at the man, slowing him down and some of the creatures started to fly fast towards him. More and more began to jump on him. The goliath fell down and was now suffering the same fate as the psycho. Rob stopped watching and decided to camp here for the time being.
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Rob: I did tell them not to make too much of a ruckus. Never make loud noises near a scythid nest, or spiderant nest, or ratch nest...heck, any nest really. I'm sure no one wants to do that near stalkers, skags, or heaven forbid a rakk hive.
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Job: Your intelligence scares the children away and your eyes make great toast.
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Rob: Thanks Job.
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End
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Fun stuff. In case anyone is wondering what series this was. It was from the video game series Borderlands. Fun game. Anyways, I'm done chatting and yeah...bye I guess.