"Big brother!" Hideki had managed to walk to his older brother's room without his parent's hearing. He wanted to sleep with his older brother for the night. "Are you awake?" He peaked inside of the room and saw Haruki right there. "Oh hi, big brother" He wondered what he could possibly be doing at his door...

"Shhh Hideki, I'm trying to listen" Haruki shushed his younger brother and proceeded to poke his head father out the door. Hideki gave an 'oh' he was now intrigued. It went silent and they heard footsteps traveling up the stairs. They both jumped and ran to Haruki's bed hoping they wouldn't get caught sneaking up.

"Why did you invite him over Itachi?"

"He was going to follow me anyway, kitsune. I'm sorry"

"Hmph"

"Look he's gone now, though I doubt he won't be back."

"But what if he tells the village Itachi? I don't want them to know yet"

"He wouldn't, and if he does we can move. They won't find us"

"And just drop everything and leave? The house-"

"I know a jutsu to transport things, I'll find a way to take house with us"

"really?"

"Yes kitsune"

The two Uchiha boys heard a door close, meaning their parents went into their room. Haruki heard his mom giggle, he assumed they were dancing. That's what his father told him when he was four anyway. He said it was a type of dancing you could only do once you were an adult. Haruki didn't get it but he didn't ask further. "Big brother?" Hideki tugged on Haruki's shirt.

"Yes, Hideki?"

"What do you think they were talking about?" He asked, clutching closer to his plushie.

"I don't know…" "let's sleep for now ok? Then when we wake up, we can ask to have a ramen eating contest with mama okay?" He placed the cover over Hideki.

"Night night big brother"

"Are you sure this is their room?"

"Of course I'm sure, you idiot! Why wouldn't I be sure?"

"You're never sure, boss"

"Oh shut up I know what I'm doing"

The shortest figure of the two climbed through the window of Haruki's room. He made a couple of hand signs before he placed his hand on top of the two kids. "Wait a minute- crap I did the wrong hand signs- wait why is this bed so small? Damn it this is a kid's room" The figure quickly escaped the room and dragged the other along with him "boss isn't gonna like this.."

"Are you kidding me Naruto? Look at what you did ya big idiot! Now we have to keep looking for the cat!" Sakura was so close to hitting the idiot upside his head by now.

"I'm sorry Sakura! I didn't mean it! Honest!" Naruto whined back.

"Usuratonkachi" Sasuke rolled his eyes and handed Kakashi his scroll back.

"Thank you, Sasuke" Kakashi looked away from his perverted book for ONE second before his eyes were glued back to the book. "Honestly, Sakura is right Naruto. The women did tell us the cat hated loud noises."

"I know I know Kakashi sensei. I'm sorry it won't happen again, dattebayo! Believe it!"

He gave them his usual sunshine boy smile. Sasuke paused walking and stood there for a bit, staring up in the sky.

"Sasuke-teme? What's up? Naruto asked him but he only got silence as a reply. "Sasuke?" he asked again and he was roughly pushed to the ground.

"Duck!" He yelled before Sakura and Kakashi moved out the way.

A dark-reddish hole opened in the sky up and two bodies fell out. "What the crap teme?!" Naruto yelled and pushed Sasuke off of him.

'Eh?! Why didn't Sasuke save me?! I was closer to him!' Sakura thought as she clenched her fist.

"What was that" Kakashi whispered, though it sounded more like a statement rather than a question. Naruto stood up and ran to the bodies.

"Naruto you idiot wait!" Sakura yelled after him.

"Woah check it out! These kids look like Sasuke!"

"Kids?" Kakashi repeated and Naruto nodded. Sasuke stood up and walked over to the kids.

"See? Same hair and eyes!" Naruto said happily "hey teme did you have kids?!"

Sasuke blushed and rolled his eyes "we're too young for that usuratonkachi" he then looked at the boys, they really did have the Uchiha facial features. Well except for the two stripes on their faces. "Where did they come from?"

"Well by the looks of it...the sky" Sasuke rolled his eyes at his stupid sensei's remark. "Are they alive?" Sasuke was about to touch the smaller boy's neck to check for a pulse before a rock was thrown straight at his head.

"OW" He growled and opened his eyes to see it had been the older boy who threw the rock.

"Who are you?! And dont touch my little brother!" He yelled and scooted back away from them. Sasuke noted how he was shivering

"Woah there, we aren't going to hurt you. Calm down" Kakashi calmed him down and he seemed to stop shivering. "Do you know who you are?"

"U-um y-yes...Haruki Uchiha"

"Uchiha? What do you mean Uchiha?!" Sasuke shouted.

"Sasuke calm down! You'll scare them" Sakura said, clutching onto Sasuke's shoulder to get him to calm down. Haruki rolled his eyes and stood up to put his still sleeping brother on his back.

"Just what I said! I'm Haruki Uchiha" he repeated. Naruto looked intrigued

"And your brother?" He asked.

"Hideki Uchiha"

"Parents?" Kakashi asked.

"Um…" Haruki thought about it until now he hadn't even looked at Naruto's face and his father had told him never to tell others who his parents were. He looked just like his mama...only younger.

"You! What's your name?" Haruki pointed to Naruto and Kakashi sweat dropped.

"Oh uh- im Naruto Uzumaki!" Haruki smiled and almost jumped around happily- all thoughts of before have been thrown out the window- Naruo looked a bit scared- 'why is he looking at me like that? Do I have something on my face? Aw man I knew I should have combed my hair this morning!'

"Mama!" He yelled.

"UH, I'm not your mom!" Naruto yelled with his face heating up.

"What do you mean Naruto is your mom?" Sakura asked still confused.

"Nevermind that, let's complete the mission so we can hand our report to Tsunade, okay?" Kakashi suggested and they nodded in agreement, except for Sasuke of course.

"So I'm thinking that maybe we came back in time! Woah this is just like that time I saw a unicorn outside my window! (it was really a horse) Say, mom how old are you?" Haruki had been talking their ears off ever since he learned of his mother's presence. The mission went through like a breeze, considering how it was a D-ranked mission, it wasn't that difficult. The stupid cat had found another cat and the two had been mingling under some bushes.

Kakashi had taken the liberty of carrying Haruki's younger brother, wasn't really sure what to make of the situation. The boy had called Naruto his mom for Kaguya's sake! Men couldn't have kids, and besides the whole 'male pregnancy' thing, the child was an Uchiha did that mean Naruto and Sasuke got together in the end? He tried to picture it, he really did...but Naruto only ever saw Sasuke as a friend, however almost everyone in the village knew about Sasuke's crazed 'crush' on the kitsune ninja, but of course, Naruto was too oblivious to notice it.

"I'm not your mom! Kakashi sensei! Do something"

"What do you want me to do?"

"Your job!"

"I am"

"No, you aren't!"

"So let me get this straight…..these kids just appeared out of nowhere" Tsunade looked suspiciously at team 7 and the two 'Uchiha's' "and this one-" She pointed to Haruki, "said Naruto was his mother?"

"Yes, lady Tsunade!" Sakura nodded, confirming what she said.

"Well, what I can say from this. Someone either used a justu on the two from the future to bring them to the past, or someone in this time used a jutsu on them to bring them from the future. This might actually be your kid Naruto" She sighed and popped open a bottle of sake- what. She'd been sober all weekend! "Hey kid, what's your name?" She took a sip.

"Haruki Uchiha!" you remember that sip she took? Yeah well, it's all over Sasuke now.

"Oh yeah and that part" Kakashi stated.

"What?!" She had spit the sake all over poor Sasuke who was desperately trying to wipe himself off. Haruki never understood why everyone got so rowdy when he mentioned his last name to people. "Naruto you let Sasuke knock you up in the future!" Tsunade started laughing a little, wiping the excess sake off her face.

"What!? No- I'm sure there is no way me and Sasuke-teme got together in the future! Ask the kid I'm sure he'll tell you!" Naruto seriously hoped that kid was crazy or something.