"Hey Alice, do you have an outsider in there?"

Alice closed the door behind her

"Yes, so what do you want? Disturbing people isn't polite you know."

Rumia held her hands on front of her, as if begging. "Please give them to me." She even tilted her head to the left a little.

"No Rumia, not this time."

"But you let me have the one last week! Hunting for food when there's too many annoying youkai around isn't easy you know..." Rumia grumbles as she pouts, with her arms folded. A shuffle is heard from inside the house, but it was ignored.

"No Rumia, it was Sakuya who gave you that person. I was just there to help catch him."

"But it was you who caught him right? You gave him to Sakuya then she gave the outsider to me. What's wrong with me asking for another one that you caught, you clearly don't eat them." Rumia argued.

"Ugh... please just leave, you can't have this one."

"Hmph... then I'll just go in take them myself!"

Alice sighed then summoned her dolls. "No your not, I'm not going to fix my house up again."

Red's Perspective

"And looks like they started fighting..." I comment as I peek from a window. "Should I just escape on a window or wait..." I mutter, thinking about that poor guy who seemed to have been eaten by Rumia.

"Or you can just come with us!" A voice chimed from behind.

"Huh?" Looking behind me, I see two short figures by the fireplace covered in soot. One of them had a small pair of wings with elfish ears, she wore a pink dress and a had pink hair along with a mobcap. The other one had insect antennae on top of their head, wearing a white suit and black pants. They also wore a shiny black cape, oh... I want it.

"Hmm... pretty weird for an outsider, but a leg from you should be able to feed my friends for a day. " What the?

"Well she, wait huh?" Bird girl stares at my beautiful face, "or he looks healthy enough. Not like the scrawny one Rumia shared with us last week."

"Oh... uhh... can I call dibs on his legs then? Rumia and you can share after."

"I guess we'll have to ask Rumia about that. Stalling Alice is hard you know?"

"Hold up who and what the hell are you two!" I yell, hoping Alice would hear me. I draw Mach-y out.

"Mistia Lorelei, Night sparrow. And this is," she gestures to the one beside her. " This is Wriggle. Don't even bother fighting us, outsider. We youkai are stronger than you easy pickings, and I'd rather not have bruised meat for breakfast." Wriggle stares at her for the rude introduction, but says nothing.

"Well I'm afraid you'd only be eating my Mach-y's slash to the face, you oversized chicken."

"Oh really?" She raises her eyebrow at me. "Wriggle, could you please show him what we are capable of doing to weak outsiders like him?" Wriggle just stares at her "What?"

"I'm not going to let my friends get hurt just to catch a weak outsider, you do it."

"Those who do not work do shall not eat, make your friends work for their part ." Mystia leers at Wriggle. "And don't even say I did nothing, I'll be dragging him and cooking him for us."

"... alright."

Cockroaches, flies, mantises, crickets, locusts, fire flies, clumps of fleas began to enter through the fireplace and everywhere else they could pass and crawl through.

"Ohhhh shit!" I shout, I'm not terrified of bugs but with the amount surrounding me right now, well lets just say that any sane person would react at least deliriously . Breathing deeply and holding it in, I dash towards the swarm in front of Wriggle. I hoped that attacking it would stop the bugs. Unfortunately though as I swung Mach-y, Wriggle just jumped backwards, their back hitting the wall hard and knocking the dolls from a nearby shelf. I slipped on mushy insect goo and fell forwards, my head hitting the floor. And there goes my beautiful tall nose. I felt dizzy as I attempt to push myself up, only for a foot to press on my back.

"Seriously you outsiders are just too weak." Mystia giggles on top of me.

"Ow ow ow my back..." Wriggle mutters as she stand up. "Hmm... hey Mystia! Look at this!"

"What is it?" Mystia asks Wriggle as she disarmed me, her hand dropping Mach-y to the floor for some reason. "Oh, what a weird weapon you have, it's just like the shrine maiden's balls. Too bad it's wasted on an outsider like you." Mystia looks at Wriggle "What a pretty doll!." I try to squirm as the fleas seem to have began feeding on my leg. God it's soooo itchy!

"I know right! I'm sure Moth-chan's going to love it! Especially the glowwy red eyes!"

Mystia then tears the straps of my bag "Moth-chan? The one that nearly got roasted on my grill last week? Well, I guess that doll should help her not die at campfires at least." She tosses the bag off to somewhere. Crap, I think the sake bottle just broke.

"Hey! That almost hit some of my friends Mystia, watch out! I agree with you though."Wriggle agrees. Wait, did something just crawl up my shorts just now? Please be just be in my head...

.. ... .. Ow, it wasn't. It just bit my thigh.

"Well now that's done. Let's get outta here." Mystia positions her foot to my neck and kicks it. I immediately lose consciousness.

Alice Margatroid's Perspective

Alice wipes a sweat from her brow as she stares at the collapsed smoking figure in front of her. "Hmm... looks like I overdid it. That was weirdly defensive though, for someone trying to break into my house..." She comments. The moment Rumia started playing defensive, she just couldn't help it. She held back and tried different attack strategies. Many worked, some failed, but overall this fight wasn't a waste of time. She was sooo going to fix that hole on Pattern 5 though, can't have that on real danmaku fights. She could also use some sleep.

As flew back, she though of ways to improve her tactics. It was quite the distance that Rumia had managed to drag her from her house. She landed on front of her door. It was locked from the inside. Oh, there was an outsider here wasn't there? "Hey, Red! Could you please open the door?" No response. Getting impatient, she took out a key from her pocket and used it. She opened the door, however it got stuck on something. She pushed harder. The door swings opeen, the momentum carrying her to the floor in which she lands on some weird goo. Upon sitting up, she realized that she's covered in insect guts. "What the hell?" She whispers as she stares at her hands and the floor. She looks up and sees the mess her house had become.

"WHAT THE HELL!"

And that's the third chapter. Hoped that you liked it, even with the messy writing. Thank you for reading and please review so that I could see what should I improve on. And also I apparently need to put disclaimers sooo... I don't own or claim to own Touhou project nor any franchise that my fanfiction features as Touhou Project belongs to ZUN and any referenced franchise are owned by their own creators. I'll put this first and foremost next time. Also, thank you CalmSuperior 2002. I hope that I've at least met your expectations. Ive got both of my hands sprained somehow yesterday so writings gonna be slow. Thank you again for reading.